Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=RoosterBoy;5687034]I noticed there wasn't a section for "adult kinky swinger clubs frequented by larger (and older) than life ladies" under the Jacksonville forum, so I'm posting it here because I did go for a strip show. Let me know if this is the wrong place for my report.

Once, a long time ago, I asked people here if there was any value to Jax Kink Club. They said "nay, the girls are all landwhales" but I was undeterred. The promise of potentially endless sensual pleasure for a single annual fee, much lower than any other hobbies on here, was too great. My greed and lust took the reins, and I went a long time ago. The advice was pretty much accurate and I hadn't been back since. But then I noticed that they were having a special holiday party, featuring a burlesque show. I already had the annual pass, so why not. I took another trip into that sketchy old bodily-fluid-covered warehouse and will now relate the tale.

Kinky-club-goers should be warned, said lusty industrial hall is at the top of 3 flights of stairs with no elevator. Not normally an issue for me, the spry young buck that I am, but this time was different. As I entered the stairwell, I found myself right behind a kinky broad on her way to the same place. A woman never tells her age, but I'll just say, the gray hair and cane told me her name was probably "Phyllis". Oh yes, it was going to be a good night. Phyllis and I eventually made it to the top floor, and I realized that when going into such unknown situations, like downtown sex dungeons, it's a real comfort to have your grandmother there with you. Thank you Phyllis. I wondered if one of the performers was her granddaughter..[/QUOTE]Entertaining and well written. A Pulitzer Prize for strip (or swinger) club reporting!

[QUOTE=RoosterBoy;5687034]I noticed there wasn't a section for "adult kinky swinger clubs frequented by larger (and older) than life ladies" under the Jacksonville forum, so I'm posting it here because I did go for a strip show. Let me know if this is the wrong place for my report.

Once, a long time ago, I asked people here if there was any value to Jax Kink Club. They said "nay, the girls are all landwhales" but I was undeterred. The promise of potentially endless sensual pleasure for a single annual fee, much lower than any other hobbies on here, was too great. My greed and lust took the reins, and I went a long time ago. The advice was pretty much accurate and I hadn't been back since. But then I noticed that they were having a special holiday party, featuring a burlesque show. I already had the annual pass, so why not. I took another trip into that sketchy old bodily-fluid-covered warehouse and will now relate the tale.

Kinky-club-goers should be warned, said lusty industrial hall is at the top of 3 flights of stairs with no elevator. Not normally an issue for me, the spry young buck that I am, but this time was different. As I entered the stairwell, I found myself right behind a kinky broad on her way to the same place. A woman never tells her age, but I'll just say, the gray hair and cane told me her name was probably "Phyllis". Oh yes, it was going to be a good night. Phyllis and I eventually made it to the top floor, and I realized that when going into such unknown situations, like downtown sex dungeons, it's a real comfort to have your grandmother there with you. Thank you Phyllis. I wondered if one of the performers was her granddaughter.

In I went, and there were actually a few attractive ladies. I looked around, wondering which ones would be stripping down for the burlesque show. Jokes about Phyllis aside, I'd never been to a burlesque show before, so I was ready for something a notch classier than my normal strip club experience, and potentially more sexy as well. I dropped off my beers at the bar, and was ushered into the VIP room where the show would begin (not a VIP but thankfully it was open to all for the show). After a difficult stage presence, the night's MC turned the stage over to the girl who was both the first performer and the mastermind of the entire event. Oh yes, this was going to be good. She was the best of the best. For some strange reason though, the girl in my imagination didn't come out, and instead a more portly specimen took her place. I mean, let's just say she had large tracks of land. All over. As she huffed and puffed through her choreography, hitting the right beat less frequently than a broken clock tells the right time, several times I had thought she was already nude, and my confused penis jumped in and out of excitement as I repeatedly mistook her folds for breasts. It was an emotional rollercoaster, to say the least.

Anyway, after her, the next 3 performers were actually quite attractive: a black girl, a white girl, and a thai girl, all quite slender, and that felt more like a good old fashioned burlesque show, yet untainted by the stain of feminism and body positivity. Following the girls, the announcer used the pronoun "he" in describing the next performer. What? But. That's not how these shows work. I don't understand. Must be some kind of misunderstanding. It was no misunderstanding. The next sultry burlesque girl was neither a girl nor sultry nor burlesque. She was a man. Gender equality strikes again. I took that as my signal to beat the crowd to the bathrooms before the intermission, and so I took an early break.

As I went back into the main room, I got a sense for the other kinkers. Most were couples, with a few other awkward men just walking around and peering eerily at the action. I couldn't blame them, I was there to do the same (and like them, hope to be invited). One room held a solitary man who I mentally dubbed "Jack". The room was otherwise empty, with no action on the bed, and just a porno on the tv. Jack seemed to be into the porno though. I could just tell. Really, the fact that Jack was Jacking it is what gave him away. I'm perceptive. After making this observation, I left Jack's side and continued to explore. Most of the sights were fat girls getting hit by either other fat girls, or by young men that had just escaped from the local renaissance fair. It was a good time. It felt like being back at a middle school dance alone, wandering and hoping a pretty girl would make eye contact and invite me to dance (they never did). It was a good time anyway. But the best time was being had in one dungeon room, where a large black girl was tied up and forcefully masturbated. It wasn't the best time because of her, however. That room is where Grandma Phyllis had decided to post up, and there she sat, staring straight into the action, cane leaning up against her chair, and protective surgical mask in place (safety first at these functions, you know). I really enjoyed watching Grandma Phyllis more than anything else there. A few times I wandered more, and my boredom almost led me back to Jack's side, to seek camaraderie with a fellow solo admirer of lusty pleasures. But I was afraid his attention would move to my lusty pleasures, so I confess I neglected him. Always I just came back to watching Grandma Phyllis. She didn't react much, but I wondered what her backstory was, and what her blue-haired college feminist granddaughter had told her about sexual positivity that caused her to end up at this event.

Overall, I'd highly recommend everyone go to this place, especially to see fat girls with boobs all over their bodies, and very matronly grandmothers. No drawbacks, no downsides, worth every penny. Let me know if you want to hang out there, I'll probably be back this week. And maybe if we're really lucky, a pretty girl will come and ask to touch our peepees.[/QUOTE]Jesus that was a Rollercoaster of emotion and a wonderful read.

[QUOTE=Electronman;5687103]Entertaining and well written. A Pulitzer Prize for strip (or swinger) club reporting![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HilliardSucks;5687767]Jesus that was a Rollercoaster of emotion and a wonderful read.[/QUOTE]Thank you all. I do all my best writing in sketchy industrial sex clubs. Hopefully they'll let me bring my laptop so I can work on my thesis next time.

[QUOTE=RoosterBoy;5689091]Thank you all. I do all my best writing in sketchy industrial sex clubs. Hopefully they'll let me bring my laptop so I can work on my thesis next time.[/QUOTE]That could help as a rating tool. If your laptop sits flat in your lap the club isn't sexy enough.

[QUOTE=Satisfaxxxion;5690043]That could help as a rating tool. If your laptop sits flat in your lap the club isn't sexy enough.[/QUOTE]Very true. Give me a sense that there's a yet-untapped market opportunity in strip cafes for all us remote workers. Downside is productivity would go down as quality goes up, but worker satisfaction would go way up. If any club owners are on here, get some fast wifi, make this happen, and you'll get my patronage daily.

Anyone know Allie from The Doll House? Apparently she's worked at several clubs over the years. Anyone with good or bad experience with her otc? Thanks.

[QUOTE=RoosterBoy;5687034]I noticed there wasn't a section for "adult kinky swinger clubs frequented by larger (and older) than life ladies" under the Jacksonville forum, so I'm posting it here because I did go for a strip show. Let me know if this is the wrong place for my report.

Once, a long time ago, I asked people here if there was any value to Jax Kink Club. They said "nay, the girls are all landwhales" but I was undeterred. The promise of potentially endless sensual pleasure for a single annual fee, much lower than any other hobbies on here, was too great. My greed and lust took the reins, and I went a long time ago. The advice was pretty much accurate and I hadn't been back since. But then I noticed that they were having a special holiday party, featuring a burlesque show. I already had the annual pass, so why not. I took another trip into that sketchy old bodily-fluid-covered warehouse and will now relate the tale.

Kinky-club-goers should be warned, said lusty industrial hall is at the top of 3 flights of stairs with no elevator. Not normally an issue for me, the spry young buck that I am, but this time was different. As I entered the stairwell, I found myself right behind a kinky broad on her way to the same place. A woman never tells her age, but I'll just say, the gray hair and cane told me her name was probably "Phyllis". Oh yes, it was going to be a good night. Phyllis and I eventually made it to the top floor, and I realized that when going into such unknown situations, like downtown sex dungeons, it's a real comfort to have your grandmother there with you. Thank you Phyllis.[/QUOTE]Fat girls need loving too. Maybe one has a grand pa fetish. I'm all about that.

Question haven't went to the strip club in the past couple of months and are the latina women still here cause I business that needs attention.

I don't have a lot of experience in jax strip clubs. Been to wackos (1), sinsations (2) Emporers (1), Dollhouse (2), but since no one else is responding I'll chime in.

Overall, I haven't seen a lot of Latinas at the clubs I mentioned.

Wackos had the most girls of all and bc such had more variety. There was a got Cuban at sinsations dayshift. Superhot with manmades.

If latinas are your thing there's a lot in Tampa. Try ybor strip. Lots of Latinas.

[QUOTE=OneForTheGlory;5696292]Question haven't went to the strip club in the past couple of months and are the latina women still here cause I business that needs attention.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jimmer76;5698015]I don't have a lot of experience in jax strip clubs. Been to wackos (1), sinsations (2) Emporers (1), Dollhouse (2), but since no one else is responding I'll chime in.

Overall, I haven't seen a lot of Latinas at the clubs I mentioned.

Wackos had the most girls of all and bc such had more variety. There was a got Cuban at sinsations dayshift. Superhot with manmades.

If latinas are your thing there's a lot in Tampa. Try ybor strip. Lots of Latinas.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the response appreciate it cause last night was whack. Went to 3 different clubs all in one night. First stop was emperors and there was only two dancers that whole night while there was a building filled with dudes. The only thing entertaining about the club that night was the some cast fight after that I left.

Went to sensations they had girls but they was the stuck up type that would never ask you for a dance and are terrible at conversations stayed there for a solid 5 minutes.

Then lastly went to dollhouse had a good conversation with a lady who worked. But did see this big latina who was working there didn't know her name. But couldn't get a chance to talk to her due to the fact a group of Indian dudes were taking turns with her so I went home.

Hey fellas,

I'm coming back to Jacksonville soon. I used to live there in 2015 and frequented Cocktails before they renovated the place (I liked the previous version way better). I haven't seen any posts about the place lately. Can anybody update me on what it's like in there these days? Anything I should be aware of? Anything or anybody I should avoid? Any info is greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.

E. X.

[QUOTE=DirtyGrndpa;5693745]Fat girls need loving too. Maybe one has a grand pa fetish. I'm all about that.[/QUOTE]You need to get yourself over there then, grandpa. Turn up the charisma and you'll have yourself some big loving in no time.

[QUOTE=OneForTheGlory;5698649]Thank you for the response appreciate it cause last night was whack. Went to 3 different clubs all in one night. First stop was emperors and there was only two dancers that whole night while there was a building filled with dudes. The only thing entertaining about the club that night was the some cast fight after that I left.

Went to sensations they had girls but they was the stuck up type that would never ask you for a dance and are terrible at conversations stayed there for a solid 5 minutes.

Then lastly went to dollhouse had a good conversation with a lady who worked. But did see this big latina who was working there didn't know her name. But couldn't get a chance to talk to her due to the fact a group of Indian dudes were taking turns with her so I went home.[/QUOTE]Sucks man. I usually have the same experience at Sinsations. Plus I don't like the layout. You walk in and the whole place is like a narrow hallway. Not too many places to sit other than at the bar. And the girls are all always sitting in a row on the other side on their phones. One gets up, makes small talk for 5 seconds, and asks for a dance. Once you get back to your seat, another approaches and repeats the exact same thing. Just feels like a churn usually, and don't have as engaging and enjoyable conversations (or dances) as I do elsewhere. Met some decent girls but I've never had an outstanding experience there and don't usually stay long.

If you want Latinas, Wackos is probably your best bet around here, though they're the churniest of them all. Other girls report that the Latinas work for dudes that sponsored their immigrations, and that they've got to meet high quotas daily though they don't get to keep much of the money. For you, that translates to lots of extras always on the menu, but at high prices. And they don't talk much, just jump straight to business, and can be quite persistent. They're pretty though, so maybe that's your thing.

Emperor's has a small core group of Latinas. When you walk in and are facing the bar at the end of the room, they're usually huddled into a booth against the wall to your left. I think it's a similar deal with them, and from my experience they're a bit less attractive than the ones at Wackos, but I'm not a big Latina fan so you might like them more. Not sure how much exactly you're looking for, but I haven't had too many offers of extras at Emperor's, so if that's what you want you'd have better luck at Wackos or Dollhouse. These days Dollhouse always has very few girls working, and business often seems slow so I wonder if they're struggling. That means your chances of landing a Latina are lower there, so your best bet is probably to cast a wide net by hanging at Wackos.

[QUOTE=RoosterBoy;5708996]You need to get yourself over there then, grandpa. Turn up the charisma and you'll have yourself some big loving in no time.

Sucks man. I usually have the same experience at Sinsations. Plus I don't like the layout. You walk in and the whole place is like a narrow hallway. Not too many places to sit other than at the bar. And the girls are all always sitting in a row on the other side on their phones. One gets up, makes small talk for 5 seconds, and asks for a dance. Once you get back to your seat, another approaches and repeats the exact same thing. Just feels like a churn usually, and don't have as engaging and enjoyable conversations (or dances) as I do elsewhere. Met some decent girls but I've never had an outstanding experience there and don't usually stay long.

If you want Latinas, Wackos is probably your best bet around here, though they're the churniest of them all. Other girls report that the Latinas work for dudes that sponsored their immigrations, and that they've got to meet high quotas daily though they don't get to keep much of the money. For you, that translates to lots of extras always on the menu, but at high prices. And they don't talk much, just jump straight to business, and can be quite persistent. They're pretty though, so maybe that's your thing.

Emperor's has a small core group of Latinas. When you walk in and are facing the bar at the end of the room, they're usually huddled into a booth against the wall to your left. I think it's a similar deal with them, and from my experience they're a bit less attractive than the ones at Wackos, but I'm not a big Latina fan so you might like them more. Not sure how much exactly you're looking for, but I haven't had too many offers of extras at Emperor's, so if that's what you want you'd have better luck at Wackos or Dollhouse. These days Dollhouse always has very few girls working, and business often seems slow so I wonder if they're struggling. That means your chances of landing a Latina are lower there, so your best bet is probably to cast a wide net by hanging at Wackos.[/QUOTE]Thank you appreciate all the feedback I surely do love the latinas I find them incredibly attractive plus they get straight to the point. I've experienced latin dancers before so I'm used to the prices they charge. Wackos does overall have better looking dancers overall it's just the latin women are there seasonally. Emperors has just as just as good talent but that night I caught them on a whack night.

Dollhouse can be super hit or miss with the talent they have working there.

[QUOTE=EthanX;5698686]Hey fellas,

I'm coming back to Jacksonville soon. I used to live there in 2015 and frequented Cocktails before they renovated the place (I liked the previous version way better). I haven't seen any posts about the place lately. Can anybody update me on what it's like in there these days? Anything I should be aware of? Anything or anybody I should avoid? Any info is greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.

E. X.[/QUOTE]Been there a few times recently. There were no white girls there if that is your thing. No one bothers you I seen a few older white guys there, a lot of dancers. I heard of extras in the back but haven't partaken.

[QUOTE=KingOfJax;5717091]Been there a few times recently. There were no white girls there if that is your thing. No one bothers you I seen a few older white guys there, a lot of dancers. I heard of extras in the back but haven't partaken.[/QUOTE]Actually, it doesn't matter the race to me. My thing is no bullshit ass attitudes, drama, or freaking DRAMA! I work in a strip club here in Vegas now (the biggest one in the world), and the girls' personalities genuinely get you through your rough days. Sounds cliché, but it's the truth.

Hell no, I'm not looking for a wife. LOL. This whole Vegas experience has just been a nightmare. You KNOW shit is bad when you have to rely on strippers, of all people, to calm your mental wounds. I just want to hit up some place that doesn't come with the bullshit so I can just eat, sleep, have fun, repeat, you know?

I just hope Jacksonville didn't take a turn for the worse since I've been gone. And hopefully Cocktails doesn't give me headaches. Thanks for the info.

E. X.