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LOL why would you tell them anything.

And if you are using a business account to draw cash to pay for stuff, you can just write it down as entertainment / meals but be ready to have receipts if there was ever an audit.

Accountant would not be asking on your personal accounts, in fact, they won't even know your Bank Account Balance unless you have a Book Keeper which is different than an accountant who.

S just doing your taxes at year end. A Book keeper that tracks all account payables and receivables. If you have a full time accountant then I'm sure you can just tell them to write it off as entertainment expenses. Most people just have some dude doing year end taxes and they will never get to ask these kind of questions.

[QUOTE=JavLuvr;6343520]Hey guys,

Weird question I know, but I'm still a young grasshopper and google wasn't helpful, so I'm posting this inquiry. Hopefully it will be helpful to others as well.

This will be my first time doing taxes since I started mongering. What do my fellow mongers tell their accountant about their "expenses"? Do they tell them anything? I feel like some explanation is going to be required in my case, especially if my bank statements from the last 6 months are being reviewed haha. Feel free to PM me if more appropriate. Thanks.

The high prices in NYC are both a blessing and a curse. Its true that FS is more expensive here than pretty much anywhere in Europe or Asia, and that does suck. On the flip side though, these high rates attract some great talent from abroad. For example, its because of these high prices that young Japanese hotties continue to come to NYC in droves. So in a paradoxical way, these high prices we all complain about are part of what makes the NYC scene as good as it is.

Manhattan GFE is amazing, but expect to pay at least $320 H to get your foot in the door.[/QUOTE]

Double report, had the rare opportunity to get to NYC this weekend and arrange some fun.

First up was Mayumi from XO. I can confirm as most already know that she is Noriko from DDY who was gaining a lot of attention before she jumped locations. She is your typical J girl (at least in my experience). Slow to start, kind of shy, not aggressive at all, let's you take the lead. I can also confirm that she is BEAUTIFUL! The pic of her turning around and looking at the cam is very accurate. The other pics seem a bit off. BBBJ, LDFK, DATY and PSE all on the menu. Slight Bush. Her beauty will cause you to make bad decisions. She cannot take a pounding. A little blocking here and there but I get it. I would put her at medium GFE. Not your typical aggressive Chinese girl. I think the decision comes down to whether or not you are willing to sacrifice some aggressive GFE for stunning looks. Considering the reviews I have read for her, I think mine will be the most accurate. Overall, it's personal preference. 1 hr, 360 + 2.

Day 2, with hangover. Helen from NYAF. Again as most know, she is indeed Wally from DDY and she is a smoke show (as someone had said). Skinny, A / B's, not really sure. I wish she would drop that ugly black body suite thing. I'd love to see in a dress or skirt or? Her hair is long, very long. She is very professional, says all the right things, dirty talk, etc. BBJ, DFK, and DATY on the menu. I think it was the hangover and early timing but it was not as exciting as my first experience with her. Still, she was a great. Greek was on the menu but not for me. She said I was too deep. I am at best slightly above average so I guess YMMV if you want to go to Greece. Oh well. 360 (I think) + tip. Fun weekend I will remember for a long time but maybe I'll drink a little less next time.

Hey why'all, recently I broke up with my gf so I've been looking more into well whatever this is haha. After reading through the forums I've figured out most of the acronyms and that sort of stuff and I'm kinda intrigued by DDY as well as NYAF. My concern comes with identification, after reading some more I haven't really found any information about identification except a post a while back mentioning fake I'd's and LinkedIn (I have neither). I guess what I'm asking is how does one go about getting "verified" at say DDY or NYAF and as someone that's never been to establishments like this what should I expect? Also, a side note what's a typical price range so I know not to get ripped off LOL?

The reason I asked was because if you are not trying to write if off it isn't business of any accountant.

Your accountant doesn't need or should they be looking at your bank statements.

Unless you make big big money and plan on itemizing, which you only need receipts for, you will take the standard deduction and move along.

Only thing you accountant needs from you involving your bank is the end of the year interest statement if you made over $10 in interest.

[QUOTE=JavLuvr;6343883]Why, I would never! Besides, I think its more of a charitable contribution than a business expense. I'm helping to finance tuition and cost of living for young Japanese women visiting in NYC LOL.

Seriously though, I just want to be prepared for any discussion that may come up and am curious how others have handled this issue. Presumably my guy is going to ask why I suddenly started drawing over $2,000 a month in cash, a lot of it from NYC atms (as reflected by bank statements). I don't think it's going to be very hard to connect the dots here.

Do I just lie? Do I find a new accountant who I can be honest with? Can anyone recommend a good monger accountant haha? Thanks again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JavLuvr;6343883]Why, I would never! Besides, I think its more of a charitable contribution than a business expense. I'm helping to finance tuition and cost of living for young Japanese women visiting in NYC LOL.

Seriously though, I just want to be prepared for any discussion that may come up and am curious how others have handled this issue. Presumably my guy is going to ask why I suddenly started drawing over $2,000 a month in cash, a lot of it from NYC atms (as reflected by bank statements). I don't think it's going to be very hard to connect the dots here.

Do I just lie? Do I find a new accountant who I can be honest with? Can anyone recommend a good monger accountant haha? Thanks again.[/QUOTE]You're not making any sense. I assume you monger with your OWN money? Accountants have nothing to do with how you spend your money. You can throw all that money in the Hudson river. Its your freedom and right.

I saw Barbie was back after a short break and now I know why she was out for so long. New tits.

Barbie isn't built like the famous plastic doll with perfect measurements. The Nyaf Barbie is a bit fuller, a bit more Asian not quite as tall or slim but she's the perfect spinner size and now, the owner of a brand new D top, a bit firm for my taste so they may need a bit more to get used and soften up.

She recognized me from a line up I did whenever and she slapped my butt for not picking her.

The usual NYAF dfk / Bbj in the room, $240 is now hers. We fool around, I finger her a little and she dripped a little on my hand.

Shower was ok but I don't like to lay down on the plastic TS so we run through it and get a better chance to go all out in the room.

After some dfk, 69, raincoat, slide her down for RCG and she enthusiastically took over from there till I tap her for K9 and then a CIM / gag finish. I left with 5 min left in the clock. Looking back, this time she was almost silent throughout the session with the occasional oh, ah.

[QUOTE=JSmith10;6344085]Double report, had the rare opportunity to get to NYC this weekend and arrange some fun.

First up was Mayumi from XO. I can confirm as most already know that she is Noriko from DDY who was gaining a lot of attention before she jumped locations. She is your typical J girl (at least in my experience). Slow to start, kind of shy, not aggressive at all, let's you take the lead. I can also confirm that she is BEAUTIFUL! The pic of her turning around and looking at the cam is very accurate. The other pics seem a bit off. BBBJ, LDFK, DATY and PSE all on the menu. Slight Bush. Her beauty will cause you to make bad decisions. She cannot take a pounding. A little blocking here and there but I get it. I would put her at medium GFE. Not your typical aggressive Chinese girl. I think the decision comes down to whether or not you are willing to sacrifice some aggressive GFE for stunning looks. Considering the reviews I have read for her, I think mine will be the most accurate. Overall, it's personal preference. 1 hr, 360 + 2.

Day 2, with hangover. Helen from NYAF. Again as most know, she is indeed Wally from DDY and she is a smoke show (as someone had said). Skinny, A / B's, not really sure. I wish she would drop that ugly black body suite thing. I'd love to see in a dress or skirt or? Her hair is long, very long. She is very professional, says all the right things, dirty talk, etc. BBJ, DFK, and DATY on the menu. I think it was the hangover and early timing but it was not as exciting as my first experience with her. Still, she was a great. Greek was on the menu but not for me. She said I was too deep. I am at best slightly above average so I guess YMMV if you want to go to Greece. Oh well. 360 (I think) + tip. Fun weekend I will remember for a long time but maybe I'll drink a little less next time.[/QUOTE]How much was PSE with Mayumi?

Jackie. Older and super short and tiny. Very friendly and an extreme rim specialist + more.

Jackie is an older gal but an extreme rimmer. BBBJ standard along with extras. Older, very tiny. Nice B2B and P2P in shower. Great personality and lots of fun. From California. Service for money value is very high. If you don't require a stunner as far as looks go she is a great choice.

Tried out Sugar today. Was close to the picture. Her breasts are quite large, and to be honest, she has a few more pounds than her picture, but she's not fat at all. Tall with really large 36 D breasts. TS was the usual soap down with a body slide. Massage was good. She was very attentive to what my needs were and where I would like a massage. She moved quickly to soft touching and stroking my balls.

She had me flip over for an incredible BBBJ DT. There is only one other girl here who could pull it off for me so I was pleasantly surprised.

With the main event it was great. Sugar is a lot of legs and wrapped them around me in both Mish and K9. K9 was extra great because she could tell I like to go deep and she was more than willing to oblige. Mish, standing K9 and then some various yoga positions that I can only try with a taller girl. She was very eager in all facets of the experience which was quite incredible. . I will repeat.

[QUOTE=ZyApple12;6344284]Hey why'all, recently I broke up with my gf so I've been looking more into well whatever this is haha. After reading through the forums I've figured out most of the acronyms and that sort of stuff and I'm kinda intrigued by DDY as well as NYAF. My concern comes with identification, after reading some more I haven't really found any information about identification except a post a while back mentioning fake I'd's and LinkedIn (I have neither). I guess what I'm asking is how does one go about getting "verified" at say DDY or NYAF and as someone that's never been to establishments like this what should I expect? Also, a side note what's a typical price range so I know not to get ripped off LOL?[/QUOTE]Download a burner app (text free is good) and message the number listed on the shop's website. They will know you're a first time customer and will ask you to send photo I'd and your LinkedIn. If you don't have a linkedin they may ask you to send a pic of a business card or credit card. Some places like NYAF won't ask for anything, but that may have changed since my first visit. Getting verified is not a difficult process to go through and takes all of 5 minutes. What it really comes down to is whether or not you are agreeable to send them your info.

For GFE you're looking at between $320 H-$500 H. J-girls will be more expensive as will hotter / younger providers (obviously). For $400 H you can fuck a solid 8 or 9 in her early to mid 20's. Prices are all inclusive so no need to tip the girl unless you want extras (BBFS, Greek, taking a video, etc.).

Personally I like DDY way more than NYAF, but really it just depends on what kind of girls you're looking for. NYAF is all Chinese and on the cheaper side but with consistently good service. DDY is more of a mix and prices / service vary more between girls. All the GFE places are upscale, clean, discrete and will cater to your experience. (Some more than others).

NYAF was the first AMP I ever went to, but I've branched out since then, and I only ever went back there once. DDY I've been to a bunch of times. Check out the shops listed below. They're a bit pricier than the others but IMO have the youngest and hottest working girls in NYC.

[URL]https://10tenclub.com[/URL]

[URL]https://nycsmilingeyes.com/code[/URL]

[URL]https://www.pleasure-palace.club/diva[/URL][QUOTE=JMart10;6344493]How much was PSE with Mayumi?[/QUOTE]He was a bit vague about it in his post, but pretty sure he said it was $200. That is the typical fee to deposit your wiener goo inside a J-girl haha. Especially for one of the more popular girls like Mayumi.

[QUOTE=JMart10;6344493]How much was PSE with Mayumi?[/QUOTE]He wrote "1 hr, 360 + 2" which looks like code for $200.

[QUOTE=ItalianPlayer;6340127]Hi guys,

I'm an Italian business man, coming next week to NY for a week of business I want to complement with a lot of Asian sex.

I have found this forum, very interesting and useful but somehow difficult for me to get all the details.

Could you please help me to identify correctly the following acronyms, full name pf the AMP and ideally URL link.

- DDY. The only one I was able to identify as Dream Dream You!

- PP.

- NYCSEA.

- NYAF.

- SL.

- MG.

- 10 PC.

- AS.

- CHOI'S.

- WALKINS.

- BON Spa.

Any other suggestions/insights from your side will be appreciated. I will report my experience right after.

Happy to share same info should anyone will come to northern Italy anytime soon.

Thank you.

Ciao, The Italian Player.[/QUOTE]Please read JavLuvr's post below for explanations on some of the places.

SL is [URL]www.shangrilanyc.com[/URL] and is discussed extensively here. The Chinese girls who provide the best service (Mimi, Chanel, Lancey, AiAi, Alyssa) are all identified as such on the website, so make sure you pay attention to those descriptions.

NYAF is [URL]www.nyasianfitness.com[/URL] also discussed extensively here.

Yes, DDY is [URL]www.dreamdreamyou.com[/URL] and is the sister spa to Shangrila.

Look forward to reading your field reports.

Went over to trusty ole DDY to originally see Layla, had an appoint for her but she was running late so I saw the line up instead. Chrissa, Emma and Arlene was in the line up, and decided to go with Arlene.

$340 H + Tip.

LFK, BBBJ, CFS, CG, ACG, Mish.

Speaks english, small body, pictures pretty accurate, trimmed.

Went to originally see Layla as her pictures intrigued me but had some issues with my appointment, picked Arlene from the line up and went from there. Quick standing shower as table showers aren't my thing and went off to bedroom. Started with LFK and some DFK, wasn't too bad but not much "OMG I missed you" type of vibes. Went to BBBJ and she gets nice and sloppy, as I got worked up started hitting with DT. She was only able to take me about 3/4 of the way before gagging, but she's a trooper and did her best. Switched to CG / ACG and almost lost it when I was out of control, so I switched to mish and took over from there. I'm typically a 1 pop guy because my sessions go on for 40-50 minutes of non stop action. If I had more time I would've continued as she can definitely take a pounding if you get her wet enough (she was soaked with me, no lube maybe YMMV). Finished and got to talk to her for a bit, she likes to travel and been around many countries. I would probably repeat.

Side note if anyone was curious, Layla's pics a kind of accurate. I would say she looks closest to her picture in black lingerie. MMS Emily asked if I wanted to switch but I was already in the showering getting going. Maybe next time I will try if she's still around.

Hi all,

Been waiting for Yume to come back for a while. Anybody else available to fill that itch to visit Greece?