Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]It's Lily's not Lili's. Not worth the time or effort. It's a future Mamasan training academy This is DC; you will pass as many as a dozen much better places including BT in PG, on your way there. Please accept my apologies, but fuck you newbie, RTFF. All the info is at your fingertips.

Forget about FS, not happening there.[/QUOTE]

Balti,
The way that post started, I thought either you up'd your dosage of Prozac or somebody logged in as a Balti impersonator.

I'm glad I read through the whole post.

Monger on!

[QUOTE=VanDriver]Balti,
The way that post started, I thought either you up'd your dosage of Prozac or somebody logged in as a Balti impersonator.

I'm glad I read through the whole post.

Monger on![/QUOTE]

Sorry about that.

I believe that "Loose lips sink ships", and the enemy is within. I'll be more than happy to out a skank SW (as if LE cares), but the great young K girls should be protected at all costs. Let LE bust the jack joints.

I take 20mg of Celexa once a day, and 0.5mg of Klonopin 2x a day, thank you.

Any amps with TS workers in DC?

[QUOTE=Bmjonz Bem]Any amps with TS workers in DC?[/QUOTE]

If you mean TS as in Table Shampoo then the answer is "yes".

But if you mean TS as in transsexual I suggest you look elsewhere because us fellows here aren't into that.

Had dinner in the DC area, and decided to check out the reopened Vermont Ave. location. This is a classic story of the glass half full / half empty. If you don't want to read further, it was either a nice NOVA AMP experience or a lacking DC experience.

I climbed up the stairs and a cute petite girl named Ginny welcomed me. She resembled an Asian version of the American Pie Band Girl (or Willow for you Buffy fans). I didn't ask her age, but guess it would be in the low-mid 30s, though she can pass as a twenty-something. It was just past 9 PM, so she told me only half hour (0.6$) was available, in fairly good English. Place looked a bit nicer than before, though very recognizable to past visitors.

I got an average table shower and then she took me back to the room for some soft back rubs while clothed. With only a half hour, she proceeded with the main stress relief event pretty soon afterwards. She didn't resist when I took off her top, but asked for $ to get nude. She did say "No sex", but I agreed to see how far I could go. She didn't speak French, but did let me practice the language on her jusqu'a elle est venue vraiment. For those of you who don't speak French, it would have been a lesser experience. She then returned to the stress relief part and we were done. Gave her the tip and got a nice hug.

As one can see, it's not close to the historical expectations of the place, much less the typical DC AMP fare yet. I'm not sure if it's because they are still cautious due to the facility's new presence. However, Ginny was very friendly, attractive, and her above-average English made it a more comfortable experience for me. I probably shall return, but most of you may want to wait for more reports to come in before deciding to take the 3-story climb.

[QUOTE=Austinp]Had dinner in the DC area, and decided to check out the reopened Vermont Ave. location. This is a classic story of the glass half full / half empty. If you don't want to read further, it was either a nice NOVA AMP experience or a lacking DC experience.

I climbed up the stairs and a cute petite girl named Ginny welcomed me. She resembled an Asian version of the American Pie Band Girl (or Willow for you Buffy fans). I didn't ask her age, but guess it would be in the low-mid 30s, though she can pass as a twenty-something. It was just past 9 PM, so she told me only half hour (0.6$) was available, in fairly good English. Place looked a bit nicer than before, though very recognizable to past visitors.

I got an average table shower and then she took me back to the room for some soft back rubs while clothed. With only a half hour, she proceeded with the main stress relief event pretty soon afterwards. She didn't resist when I took off her top, but asked for $ to get nude. She did say "No sex", but I agreed to see how far I could go. She didn't speak French, but did let me practice the language on her jusqu'a elle est venue vraiment. For those of you who don't speak French, it would have been a lesser experience. She then returned to the stress relief part and we were done. Gave her the tip and got a nice hug.

As one can see, it's not close to the historical expectations of the place, much less the typical DC AMP fare yet. I'm not sure if it's because they are still cautious due to the facility's new presence. However, Ginny was very friendly, attractive, and her above-average English made it a more comfortable experience for me. I probably shall return, but most of you may want to wait for more reports to come in before deciding to take the 3-story climb.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for running point on this one ...

Just for context, I do remember way back when some AMP girls wouldn't go all the way on the first date. So it may be some of that (or not)

Can somebody please PM me with the details on Green?

I am heading down to the fair city today and figured I would drop off a load while there.

Might as well do it with a provider with large titties!

Van

[QUOTE=Solitaire One]All things equal, is anyone else here like me and actually prefer BBBJ over FS? I found a very pretty girl who won't provide FS, but will provide BBBJ if you tip extra, making it the same price as FS at an AMP.

I know Nana at Green provides BBBJ and FS, but her looks were disappointing to me...[/QUOTE]

I would love to find a very pretty girl who provides BBBJ and a good massage. Preferably close to the Huntington Metro and less than 200 bucks for 1 hr. Am I asking too much?

[QUOTE=Jack B Nimble]Thanks for running point on this one ...

Just for context, I do remember way back when some AMP girls wouldn't go all the way on the first date. So it may be some of that (or not)[/QUOTE]Sorry for the double post. I didn't see my original post this morning, so I resubmitted it. Hope the Mod can delete one of them.

Well, I went by Green today around 10:30am, rang the bell and was told that they were closed. Thinking that they took me for LE (for some reason), I decided to call to double-check. "No we closed for vacation".

So, I drove to where I knew Happiness used to be and the door was locked.

Then, I went to Sun... Now it is a building company.

I have been out of the DC scene far too long!

Guys, please PM me some good advice as next week I foresee going to DC for some healing...

Van

Stopped by Kyoto in Columbia today.

Had a nice shower and was told to wait in my room beacause it was busy. All of a sudden a guy comes in and starts asking mamasan for all the licenses and permits for all the workers. He announces himself as I. N. S. !

Now I'm tripping cause this is going Federal/Human trafficing very quickly. I get dressed very quietly, and listen for his voice to get faint before I make my move for the door (exit. Stage left even, for you Rush fans)

He asks to look in the rooms, mama ruffles the curtain to my room and says " empty". Footsteps get softer down the hall and I bolt. Fuck and A. Never again! I'll stick with CL for a cmt/massage therapist with a happy ending from now on.

Clrbars

"I would love to find a very pretty girl who provides BBBJ and a good massage. Preferably close to the Huntington Metro and less than 200 bucks for 1 hr."

Wouldn't we all....

I would love to find that option on the menu also. I do know of several but each has their own technique. And not exactly what I had in mind. Then there is the other option. Cute! Well, I only seek cute eyes, and clean. All over. That's why most of the time. I just give up and go to a MP, get a table shower and nice massage with a happy Lippy ending tainted with a hand. Good luck to all who dream for more.

Thirsty thursday...and some other fun.

I decided I had yellow fever and needed a ride. After a nice steak dinner and some good wine, I was off to the green mile. Arrived around 10 P. Rang and didn't get an answer. As I was walking away, mama called to me back.

She was happy to see me and I was ushered into room #3.

I met Julie, a thicker girl and very nice rack.

Shower was good, and we talked about a bunch of different things.

Back in the room, I got a very good (albeit strong) massage. Worked me all over and I was totally relaxed. She used a little lotion and it worked well.

Next, she's talking into the mic and we're off to the races. She sits and does a little spin, next we're talking missionary and finally walking the dog. She was tight and wet. Awesome! Next we talked a bit and I had her giggling all the time. She's about the most fun around...plain and simple. Coochie has a little bush but it's nice and clean. I would highly recommend.

Cabbie!

Checked out Downtown now known as Vermont Therapy.

HJ only.

[QUOTE=Solitaire One]Checked out Downtown now known as Vermont Therapy.

HJ only.[/QUOTE]

If only those walls could talk. LOL!

[QUOTE=Solitaire One]Checked out Downtown now known as Vermont Therapy.

HJ only.[/QUOTE]

Oh well, at least 1413K is just a literal stones throw away.

Saw mya or something similar to it if I remember correctly. She said she came from hotlanta. A bit mature (but she still looks ok) compared to the norm, and thicker (not the spinner type) but does she give a good, hard massage!

TS is so-so. Wasn't really eventful but the main event is ok except that you can tell she's got a high mileage already. Her warm-ups need a bit more encouragement too. Thing is, as I mentioned before, her massage was excellent. She took her time and I didn't feel rushed at all. Had a great relaxing time.

I'd repeat only for the massage.

"Stopped by Kyoto in Columbia today.

Had a nice shower and was told to wait in my room beacause it was busy. All of a sudden a guy comes in and starts asking mamasan for all the licenses and permits for all the workers. He announces himself as I. N. S. !"

You might want to warn the Jessup or Baltimore boards in Maryland. This is too bad, I have gotten quite the expanded menu there of late. They have to know you, but the paranoia factor is high.

First of all, they don't call it I.N.S. any more. They call it C.I.S. (Citizenship and Immigration Services). Secondly, this federal agency does not enforce licensing and permit laws. Apologies if I'm wrong. But this sounds like a B.S. post.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther]First of all, they don't call it I.N.S. any more. They call it C.I.S. (Citizenship and Immigration Services). Secondly, this federal agency does not enforce licensing and permit laws. Apologies if I'm wrong. But this sounds like a B.S. post.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]
Perhaps the guy was from the International Neuropsychological Society. Probably just some asshole getting his guns off harassing the girls.

Or a B.S. post.

Just finished talking with someone at Kyoto. Ginger snap Is full of shit! Or his head was spinning.

Personally I believed it to be the first of the two. YMMV

AJ



[QUOTE=Ginger Man]"Stopped by Kyoto in Columbia today.

Had a nice shower and was told to wait in my room beacause it was busy. All of a sudden a guy comes in and starts asking mamasan for all the licenses and permits for all the workers. He announces himself as I. N. S. !"

You might want to warn the Jessup or Baltimore boards in Maryland. This is too bad, I have gotten quite the expanded menu there of late. They have to know you, but the paranoia factor is high.[/QUOTE]

I made the trip to Rio today to try out the new line up. I drew Maya. Late 20's-early 30's. Chinese. Definitely no spinner, very nice solid body.

We started with t/s, all areas covered. Her English is fine, and she's very pleasant so the small talk broke the ice nicely.

The massage was more of a light rub. She gave nice little kisses up and down, paying attention to my pacific rim. I figure she had the cover on her tongue. Nice, nevertheless.

She was agreeable to all positions and gave as good as she got without all the noise girls sometimes make so we think we're doing such a great job.

Afterwards, she got the hot towels. She told me to turn over and she walked on my back. As I said, she's no spinner, but her walking was great. She knew what she was doing, no doubt. I would repeat after I've tried everyone else there. She's has to wait her turn in the rotation.

[QUOTE=LexLuther]First of all, they don't call it I.N.S. any more. They call it C.I.S. (Citizenship and Immigration Services). Secondly, this federal agency does not enforce licensing and permit laws. Apologies if I'm wrong. But this sounds like a B.S. post.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

Hey Lex...

Isn't it called ICE nowadays. And, you are on point with the licenses, etc.

I was in CPHC back before Black Wednesday and an inspector came in, visited the rooms (luckily we weren't into it too far and my boxers were close at hand), asked if I was getting a massage, and then disappeared.

He reappeared about 45 minutes later from the "office" around the same time I was leaving.

Maybe he got what he came there for!

Van

Van Driver,

I.C.E. is Immigration and Customs Enforcement. And you are right. If anyone were to inspect an AMP looking for illegal immigrants, it would most likely be I.C.E. This guy's post is just crap. The folks who would likely be looking for permits and licenses would be local LE, not the feds.

C.I.S. is the agency you would talk to in order to renew a visa, apply for citizenship, etc. As I said before, there's no I.N.S. any longer.

LexLuther

Had a bad dream at the One Triple Three 4th floor. I was introduced to Sunny, mid to late 30s, long straight hair, and a pretty nice body, but not an exceptional face. The TS was. Rougher than usual. It didn't hurt or anything, but it was just kind of rough. Massagi was alright, but CBJ was short and not how I like it (I usually like to sit in the chair or stand, if there's no chair).

Here comes the strange part. After the CBJ, I asked for a walk with the dog. She replied that she doesn't like it and doesn't want to do it. I honestly had no idea how to respond to that. I've never experienced that before. So mish it was.

Now, maybe because I was tired, or because I was feeling discouraged at the turn of events so far, but Mr. Happy wasn't feeling very Happy anymore. Attempts to bring it back to attention were failing, but she kept trying. I told her three or four times to stop trying, but she insisted. So I ended up with a HJ finish. She certainly had a sense of responsibility, even if she wasn't a great technician.

Anyway, I think I'm going to dream about other locations for my next few dreams. I haven't been overly happy about the last few dreams there and this last one was just very discouraging.

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Van Driver,

I.C.E. is Immigration and Customs Enforcement. And you are right. If anyone were to inspect an AMP looking for illegal immigrants, it would most likely be I.C.E. This guy's post is just crap. The folks who would likely be looking for permits and licenses would be local LE, not the feds.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]I agree the guy's post is crap, and that nobody would be announcing himself as INS anymore, and instead as ICE. But I wouldn't put it past any LEs to threaten the establishments with things that are not usually part of the responsibilities of their agencies, like ICE agents, for example, showing up to ask for business permits. It's not like the mamasans would really know any difference. To them, LE is LE, regardless of why the LE is showing up.

I don't want to dwell on this but when I first read GM's post I thought he could be telling the truth about what he heard.

The prankster in me imagined some nut-job walking in and claiming he was from Immigration hoping to get some kind of a rise out of the employees. I doubt many are up to speed on the name change from INS to CIS. Of course those of us who are dealing with these people (tedious) are well aware.

Ginger Man's been around since '04; I doubt he's trying to cause trouble. If he is though: Numbnuts, cut the shit.

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo] Ginger Man's been around since '04; I doubt he's trying to cause trouble. If he is though: Numbnuts, cut the shit.[/QUOTE]

I careful review of the posts shows that my associate Ginger Man (who directed me to Downtown during a DC business trip a long long time ago and to whom I am eternally grateful...) was merely citing a post by CLRBARS, a newbie with 8 posts.

Ginger Man is not trying to cause trouble... hell, he has a hard enough time staying OUT of trouble!

Please direct your beefs to CLRBARS.

Drew

The post was accurate. The guy actually "robbed" some of the girls. Seems while he had them scurrying around looking for whatever, he snagged some wallets. Lots of scumbags out there! They will remember him for a long time!

In no way am I trying to disrespect anyone, for real I`ve had a lot of help from some of you.

However I can guarantee you no one has been to Kyoto, not even a prankster in the past couple months.

Now on the Jessup forum Ginger Man is posting the same misleading information again.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3903[/url]

Not sure if he's a drinker or not? I know my sources is reliable!

Happy Hunting
AJ

I don't think that Ginger Man is pulling our leg here. I was over at Kyoto over 4 weeks ago and when I was making my way out, there were 4 LE cars parked outside. Curious, I decided to stay put inside my car in order to see if the LEs were spying the place. To my surprise, I suddenly saw " Summer " (An AMP girl that works there) coming out of the building looking all nervous. She was rushing to her SUV all scared. The LE's stopped her and she got really nervous. From my car, I could see that the LEs were asking to see her ID. About 35 minutes later, the mamasan and the owner came to see what was going on. 15 minute after, the LEs tried to get in the building with them, but they kept on trying to stop the LEs from going in and checking the place. The LEs were getting furious and angrily told them to calm down, after that they went in. I got the jitters and hightailed it out of there quicker than the desert melts ice.

I know you guys won't believe me, but I assure you that this is a 100% true.

If you guys don't believe me, go over to Kyoto and talk to Summer or the mamasan for proof.

Good Day

Pheonixzero13

[QUOTE=Clrbars]Stopped by Kyoto in Columbia today.

Had a nice shower and was told to wait in my room beacause it was busy. All of a sudden a guy comes in and starts asking mamasan for all the licenses and permits for all the workers. He announces himself as I. N. S. !

Now I'm tripping cause this is going Federal/Human trafficing very quickly. I get dressed very quietly, and listen for his voice to get faint before I make my move for the door (exit. Stage left even, for you Rush fans)

He asks to look in the rooms, mama ruffles the curtain to my room and says " empty". Footsteps get softer down the hall and I bolt. Fuck and A. Never again! I'll stick with CL for a cmt/massage therapist with a happy ending from now on.

Clrbars[/QUOTE]



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T'was not I that reported on Kyoto, t'was this guy. I merely commented.

But this report was not mine--I MERELY COMMENTED ON IT!!!!

I have been going to Kyoto since it opened under Ruby the redheaded spa girl. They have had some on and off trouble there over the years, as have all the Howard County spas. Of late I have had good experiences there.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


T'was not I that reported on Kyoto, t'was this guy. I merely commented.

But this report was not mine--I MERELY COMMENTED ON IT!!!!

I have been going to Kyoto since it opened under Ruby the redheaded spa girl. They have had some on and off trouble there over the years, as have all the Howard County spas. Of late I have had good experiences there.[/QUOTE]
My apologies. You posted two days later and failed to mention Clrbars as the original poster.

Went by Green yesterday and found a sign on the door "Closed For Remodeling". Bummer. It has been a while since I have ventured out and I wanted to take Nana for a spin after all I have heard about her. Oh well. I went over to 14k and drew Rose. I see the confusion on the board about her age. Fourty face (but pretty) and a twenty year old body.

Nice TS, thourough but gentle, I like that. I usually shower before I go but some girls scrub you with a washcloth like they are trying to get a stain out of a rug!

Back to the room for the massage and it was a little weak. I give her an A for effort though, she is quite small and I am pretty big. I tried to get her to walk on my back because then she could use her weight and jump on me a little but I did not get through to her. She did spend a lot of time on my legs and butt and that was nice. No real AR on the ass play though and that was kind of a bummer. The real bummer for me was that she did not want to cum for the DATY. She resisted and pushed me back each time she got close to cumming. I don't know why some girls really don't like to cum. It seems like they feel guilty about it.

No BBBJ but might as well have been. She licked up and down, swirled around the top, sucked the balls and stroked. It was great. I had to stop that before I blew!! Then she put on the cover for a CBJ. On to mish while I was standing. Rolled her on her side for a while and back to mish. She looked like I was going to split her in two but she took a good pounding!

After clean up she proceeded with more massage of legs and chest. That was a nice touch.

Very petite and pretty like I like them. Perhaps next time she will relax and enjoy the DATY for me.

Repeat? Yes!

Solid 8's for first meeting.

Ginger Man,
"Ditto" on Sarang`s report.

Please accept my apology also!

I generally only read seniors remarks.

Unless I`m familiar with a newbie I not only do not read, I definitely don't quote without some sort of foundation.

Clrbars then is full of shit!

Thanks for clearing up this mess.

Hopefully lessen learned! :o

AJ

Tried to post earlier but this !@#@$# hotel computer had issues. Went to 1333 Sunday night, got Misha and rejected her. She has semi-long hair, OK face, but no ass and tits. I asked if there was another girl and she said no. I started to head out but mamasan came in and asked if I wanted to see another girl.

Me: Yes.
Mamasan (in Korean): (name) come here!
Me: MISHA, YOU BULLSHITTED ME. THERE IS ANOTHER GIRL!

In walks Julia, 5'4", tanned, enhanced C-cups and with a much better attitude than Misha. I asked about the infamous Nana and was told she 'went on vacation' two weeks ago. Put an appropriate donation on the table, had a nice TS, hair washing, etc, followed by FS in the room in multiple positions. A little rushed but didn't feel like trying to find other places.

On the way out she commented that they would be closing for a month to fix a water leak.

Where the hell is this 14K place?

Nite

[QUOTE=Big Daddy Don]Went by Green yesterday and found a sign on the door "Closed For Remodeling". Bummer. It has been a while since I have ventured out and I wanted to take Nana for a spin after all I have heard about her. Oh well. I went over to 14k and drew Rose. I see the confusion on the board about her age. Fourty face (but pretty) and a twenty year old body.

Nice TS, thourough but gentle, I like that. I usually shower before I go but some girls scrub you with a washcloth like they are trying to get a stain out of a rug!

Back to the room for the massage and it was a little weak. I give her an A for effort though, she is quite small and I am pretty big. I tried to get her to walk on my back because then she could use her weight and jump on me a little but I did not get through to her. She did spend a lot of time on my legs and butt and that was nice. No real AR on the ass play though and that was kind of a bummer. The real bummer for me was that she did not want to cum for the DATY. She resisted and pushed me back each time she got close to cumming. I don't know why some girls really don't like to cum. It seems like they feel guilty about it.

No BBBJ but might as well have been. She licked up and down, swirled around the top, sucked the balls and stroked. It was great. I had to stop that before I blew!! Then she put on the cover for a CBJ. On to mish while I was standing. Rolled her on her side for a while and back to mish. She looked like I was going to split her in two but she took a good pounding!

After clean up she proceeded with more massage of legs and chest. That was a nice touch.

Very petite and pretty like I like them. Perhaps next time she will relax and enjoy the DATY for me.

Repeat? Yes!

Solid 8's for first meeting.[/QUOTE]

I have seen her a few times and she wouldn't let me. She said she was "shy." Whatever. In my experience, some don't want to have too good a time. It's a job to them and they have to keep the emotional distance. I've known a few spa girls well and it's a rough job emotionally and physically. It's better for them to think of you as Ben Franklin rather than as who you really are.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]Me: Yes.

Mamasan (in Korean): (name) come here!

Me: MISHA, YOU BULLSHITTED ME. THERE IS ANOTHER GIRL![/QUOTE]Lol, did you really say that? That seems like a priceless moment.

[QUOTE=Friendly1]I have seen her a few times and she wouldn't let me. She said she was "shy." Whatever. In my experience, some don't want to have too good a time. It's a job to them and they have to keep the emotional distance. I've known a few spa girls well and it's a rough job emotionally and physically. It's better for them to think of you as Ben Franklin rather than as who you really are.[/QUOTE]I wonder if there is also a time/exhaustion consideration. If the GF cums, she usually wants to nap off the relaxation. So, if these girls want to make money, they don't have time to recover from a good orgasm. Then, they sure as hell don't have the energy for a dozen a day. Who does?