The Massholes

[QUOTE=HeadDick;2335383]We all are. As one can tell by reading this forum. That being well-known, and now said, let us tread ever so lightly into what this Forum is about. Sex. Sharing about sex. Also known as- tit for tat. I've been to many of the Thai places, which I'll mention in the Massage section. Other than- too little for too much- not a whole helluva lot to type. Except, maybe, they tend to be younger than the average amper.

But, we do have a ticking time bomb here- Phil, Ledger, Boz. Who, curiously enough took his last pen-name. Boz Scaggs- right after the Allman Bro's final concert 10/28 in NYC. He will take himself down with anyone else. He doesn't see it, but the fact that he DIY's at AMP's might not save him. Apparently his livelihood is good enough that he can afford to do court battle with AMPer's. He tried to get a newspaper involved in his Crusade; they pulled a FOIA request right about the time Phil went loony tunes in April or so. But that didn't seem to accomplish much at that time.

Phil's one of us, gents. But he has the holiest of holy attitudes. And that makes it difficult for him to get off his pedestal and end his Crusade.[/QUOTE]This is written much the same as my "friend" Ledger / Bozscaggs / PhilThe Accountant, not saying you're him, but hmmmmm, possibly so. If not then you have my apology, guess we'll see by you future posts / reviews.

[QUOTE=Skatar018;2335626]Third Reich, Mine Fuehrer!

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-7lUZPJjGw[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-opehtzq7Es[/URL]

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel[/URL]

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Germany[/URL][/QUOTE]Leave it to a complete NERD to come up with something like this.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2333118]I've had a dinosaur fetish since I was a child and wanted to know what it was like to have sex with a dinosaur since watching Barney. Essentially I want you to dress up in a crotchless Barney costume (I will provide) and have you do rails off the coffee table while I plow. Afterwards, I want to throw Jerky Treats on the floor and have you fight for them against my two miniature Schnauzer's. Any takers?[/QUOTE]Deb, I would be very careful of a nut like this, I would hate to hear that something bad happened to you. He sounds like a loose canon.

You members of the gullible goon squad still don't get it.

You complain like little babies about the posts that are made in your little childish ways to make people post what you want or in a manner that suits you. Sorry sounds more like you're telling me what to post in my reviews. To that- Go fuck yourself.

As for you morons who complain about numbers- THINK!

For every 5 of you gullible goons that ask a question or post your goonish post you provoke a response. If you look back that's at least a 5 to 1 response rate. DUH Make my numbers go up. Thank you!

How frigging DUMB can you goons get? I can't wait to see you demonstrate how much dumber you can get.

[QUOTE=Skatar018;2335626]Third Reich, Mine Fuehrer!

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-7lUZPJjGw[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-opehtzq7Es[/URL]

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel[/URL]

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Germany[/URL][/QUOTE]Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest.

Which one are you? Please don't tell me that there is one lower on the list for you.

[QUOTE=HeadDick;2335383]Phil's one of us, gents. But he has the holiest of holy attitudes. And that makes it difficult for him to get off his pedestal and end his Crusade.[/QUOTE]I have to disagree that Phil as you call him, aka Ledger, Bozscags -boozebag dipshit and any other name you feel is fitting is hardly as you put it "one of us". He doesn't even qualify to be a member of the gullible goon squad which I guess is a compliment to him.

His crusade posts have been deleted by Admin again and again and by our request we want his name to stay around. Makes it easier to follow his ramblings when he takes his head out of his ass to try and communicate.

Bozscags on a pedestal? He's lucky to get on a massage table.

[QUOTE=SpermSac;2335954]I have to disagree that Phil as you call him, aka Ledger, Bozscags -boozebag dipshit and any other name you feel is fitting is hardly as you put it "one of us". He doesn't even qualify to be a member of the gullible goon squad which I guess is a compliment to him.

His crusade posts have been deleted by Admin again and again and by our request we want his name to stay around. Makes it easier to follow his ramblings when he takes his head out of his ass to try and communicate.

Bozscags on a pedestal? He's lucky to get on a massage table.[/QUOTE]It's hilarious that you and oldman smokey chase this phantom ledger around. Talk about gullible. Testicle you're a tranny loving douche plain and simple. Worst than that. You're a fucking lier. Nothing you say holds any merit. The best you could hope for is someone to write a witty post and you respond by saying they are gullible. That way you and your insecure SS buddy can keep your posts counts at the top of the charts.

Here's an idea. Go get a massage or get laid. Then post a review. Preferably with a female. Try something different for a change.

BB.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2335960]It's hilarious that you and oldman smokey chase this phantom ledger around. That way you and your insecure SS buddy can keep your posts counts at the top of the charts.



BB.[/QUOTE]I don't know where you get the idea that everyone here is as old as you, but if you're at all interested in meeting me face to face, just let me know, then you'll see how old & insecure I really am.

As far as post counts, don't like it do ya, LMAO at you.

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2335980]I don't know where you get the idea that everyone here is as old as you, but if you're at all interested in meeting me face to face, just let me know, then you'll see how old & insecure I really am.

As far as post counts, don't like it do ya, LMAO at you.[/QUOTE]There you go folks. The toughest badest man behind the keyboard. SMOKEY! I'm petrified. Thank you for showing your true colors by threatening me. You're my puppet. LOL.

Gee maybe I should run to A2 and tell him I was just threatened.

BB.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2336067]There you go folks. The toughest badest man behind the keyboard. SMOKEY! I'm petrified. Thank you for showing your true colors buy threatening me. LOL. You're my puppet. LOL.

BB.[/QUOTE]Talk about being insecure and paranoid too, man I'm just a friendly guy, thought we could have a drink and discuss our differences, and there are many. I don't understand why you think I would threaten you, maybe a guilty conscience.

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2335900]This is written much the same as my "friend" Ledger / Bozscaggs / PhilThe Accountant, not saying you're him, but hmmmmm, possibly so. If not then you have my apology, guess we'll see by you future posts / reviews.[/QUOTE]You immediately cast aspersions on me on my first post. At least Sac only took exception to my opinions. P.S. - I meant soapbox, not pedestal. You two, and you two only, jumped on my shit- and right from the get-go. And I never even addressed or mentioned you two in my first post. I don't get it.

Are you laying low now that you posted a few gay sites, little worried are you. Smart guy like you should have known better.

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2336087]Are you laying low now that you posted a few gay sites, little worried are you. Smart guy like you should have known better.[/QUOTE]This has become tedious, The Gang attacks you and Spermie and you two attack back. Repeat. Not worried, I am an active member here, on the oThER site and a porn site. If I participate elsewhere its news to me.

[QUOTE=PwHerman;2336125]This has become tedious, The Gang attacks you and Spermie and you two attack back. Repeat. Not worried, I am an active member here, on the oThER site and a porn site. If I participate elsewhere its news to me.[/QUOTE]It has become tedious, but as long as I'm attacked, I'll reciprocate. It would be nice to get back to the subject at hand....... Pussy.

[QUOTE=PwHerman;2336125]This has become tedious, The Gang attacks you and Spermie and you two attack back. Repeat. Not worried, I am an active member here, on the oThER site and a porn site. If I participate elsewhere its news to me.[/QUOTE]Well at least you have admitted that you and your fellow good squad members attack people who post on here and you don't like the way they post.

Attack? No. Respond? Yes and it helps boost my posting numbers. Keep it up I see 1000 coming fast.

PW all I have to say is -You don't like it- Tough Shit! Go back to playing with yourself. Use the ignore button.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2336067]There you go folks. The toughest badest man behind the keyboard. SMOKEY! I'm petrified. Thank you for showing your true colors by threatening me. You're my puppet. LOL.

Gee maybe I should run to A2 and tell him I was just threatened.

BB.[/QUOTE]Who in their right mind would waste their time to threaten you? We all know that you are nothing more than a pathetic asshole.

The Gullible Goon Squad strikes gain. You morons should be proud.

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2336078]Talk about being insecure and paranoid too, man I'm just a friendly guy, thought we could have a drink and discuss our differences, and there are many. I don't understand why you think I would threaten you, maybe a guilty conscience.[/QUOTE]No. I'm pretty sure that was a threat. I felt threatened. I'm sure many guys that read it would agree with me. It seems to be your MO. Just hide behind your keyboard and think of another way to clean up what you just said. We can let A2 decide what's what with this one. You're are obviously not a very smart or stable person.

BB.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2336265]No. I'm pretty sure that was a threat. I felt threatened. I'm sure many guys that read it would agree with me. It seems to be your MO. Just hide behind your keyboard and think of another way to clean up what you just said. We can let A2 decide what's what with this one. You're are obviously not a very smart or stable person.

BB.[/QUOTE]Waaa Waaa I always thought pigs squealed.

I'm glad you brought up the issue of smart and stable. Have improved yet? Still a douche bag. That won't change!

I would be surprised to see that statement interpreted as a threat but then again the rules on this page have been relaxed to some amazing degree.

Bacon shit. No matter how you interpret it you're not worth the time of day.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2333118]I've had a dinosaur fetish since I was a child and wanted to know what it was like to have sex with a dinosaur since watching Barney. Essentially I want you to dress up in a crotchless Barney costume (I will provide) and have you do rails off the coffee table while I plow. Afterwards, I want to throw Jerky Treats on the floor and have you fight for them against my two miniature Schnauzer's. Any takers?[/QUOTE]I think he's just f-ing around.

So I use a Mac for all of my stuff. Of course I have become fluent in researching over the years out of necessity in one of the first things I will do is right-click to do a Google search of an image from let's say BP. My issue comes up when I save an image typically to my desktop.

When I open that saved image Apple opens it up in preview and apparently I can no longer use Google image search as a tool. Hoping there is some techno geek out there that can assist me.

[BLUE]From this day forward all offers to meet between members that are habitually at odds will be considered threats.

SS just because you said it in a nice way doesn't mean you weren't really saying "wanna step outside and settle this." Don't say it wasn't because it was.

Some of you guys are missing the idea behind this thread. It's supposed to be

"You're an asshole."

"No you're an asshole."

Not;

"You're an asshole."

"I'm gonna kill you."

Nobody is attacking [b]YOU[/b] on this thread or on this forum. They are goading or deriding a [b]SCREEN NAME[/b], I am not A2, A2 is a character I use to facilitate engagement on this forum. In [b]REALITY[/b] (that would be my actual life not including the forum) I am a person that very few of you will ever meet. That person is who I [b]am[/b], not this moderator. When guys call me a dick here, or a fucking nazi, they aren't saying anything to me, they are saying it to the suit at work. In reality (that would be my actual life not including the forum) I'm a pretty laid back, tolerant, live and let live kind of person.

As far as getting back to pussy, pussy has very little to do with this tread unless you're calling somebody a pussy.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2336265]No. I'm pretty sure that was a threat. I felt threatened. I'm sure many guys that read it would agree with me. It seems to be your MO. Just hide behind your keyboard and think of another way to clean up what you just said. We can let A2 decide what's what with this one. You're are obviously not a very smart or stable person.

BB.[/QUOTE]What a crybaby, LMAO at you again.

And you have the nerve to say I'm not very smart. Just read your last sentence, then tell me who is not too smart. What you wrote is " You're are obviously not a very smart or stable person. WTF does "you're are" mean? You're not only a crybaby, you're a stupid one, duh.

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2336338]What a crybaby, LMAO at you again.

And you have the nerve to say I'm not very smart. Just read your last sentence, then tell me who is not too smart. What you wrote is " You're are obviously not a very smart or stable person. WTF does "you're are" mean? You're not only a crybaby, you're a stupid one, duh.[/QUOTE]Maybe I was so frightened at your threats that my hands were shaking. Is this this better? You're a fucking pussy. You are a fucking keyboard warrior.

I meant common sense smarts not book smarts. However, I'm sure you are a professor or an astronaut. Threatening someone is not that intelligent. You are unstable. You've exhibited it on here. Why don't you relax. Smoke a cigarette and shut off your computer. You are obviously a basket of nerves. Bye bye angry little man.

BB.

I just found the dinosaur fetish online and thought it was funny. Some other poor escort had to deal with him, not me. LOL. Ok here's a recent one that made me giggle. A few nights ago a guy called telling me he desperately wanted to try Greek. He said he only wanted a 5 min appointment, wanted to thrust it in and out a few times and would give me $60. LOL. I declined. I'll keep you guys updated on my more unusual offers when they come around. LOL.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2336265]No. I'm pretty sure that was a threat. I felt threatened. I'm sure many guys that read it would agree with me. It seems to be your MO. Just hide behind your keyboard and think of another way to clean up what you just said. We can let A2 decide what's what with this one. You're are obviously not a very smart or stable person.

BB.[/QUOTE]60 years ago, when you were a cute little kid (I almost threw up writing that) and the little girl next door to you yelled at you, then stuck her tongue out at you, and you went running home crying, "mommy, mommy, I was threatened by that nasty little girl" and behind mommy's skirt you go.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2336396]Maybe I was so frightened at your threats that my hands were shaking. Is this this better? You're a fucking pussy. You are a fucking keyboard warrior.

I meant common sense smarts not book smarts. However, I'm sure you are a professor or an astronaut. Threatening someone is not that intelligent. You are unstable. You've exhibited it on here. Why don't you relax. Smoke a cigarette and shut off your computer. You are obviously a basket of nerves. Bye bye angry little man.

BB.[/QUOTE]I'm probably one of the most stable people you'll ever come across, common sense comes natural to me, what I see as a good faith gesture, you take as a threat. No, I'm not a professor nor an astronaut, but I am a very successful person. As far as "smoke a cigarette" never did it, no booze, no butts, no drugs. I live a good clean healthy life, and no, I'm, not a basket of nerves, but by the sound of things, you are. By your own admission you said "I was so frightened by your threats that my hands were shaking". I'm sorry, but right now, as I'm writing this, I'm laughing out loud at you.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2336265]No. I'm pretty sure that was a threat. I felt threatened. I'm sure many guys that read it would agree with me. It seems to be your MO. Just hide behind your keyboard and think of another way to clean up what you just said. We can let A2 decide what's what with this one. You're are obviously not a very smart or stable person.

BB.[/QUOTE]BOO.............. Did I scare you again? I can't imagine why you're scared, wasn't it you that called me an old man 3 or 4 times? I guess that was just wishful thinking on your part.

[QUOTE=HeadDick;2336085]You immediately cast aspersions on me on my first post. At least Sac only took exception to my opinions. P.S. - I meant soapbox, not pedestal. You two, and you two only, jumped on my shit- and right from the get-go. And I never even addressed or mentioned you two in my first post. I don't get it.[/QUOTE]Now there you go, getting all worked about nothing. All I said was you write like Ledger / Bozscaggs, I didn't say you're him, and I did offer my apology if you're not him. I'm getting sick of writing Ledger / Bozscaggs / PhilTheAccountant, if I have to add another name I'll have to start abbreviating the names. How's this look Led / Boz / PTA / HD? OMG, PTA, parent teachers association, I would hate to think he has kids, there should be a law against him reproducing.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2336308][BLUE]
SS just because you said it in a nice way doesn't mean you weren't really saying "wanna step outside and settle this." Don't say it wasn't because it was.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2336433]I'm probably one of the most stable people you'll ever come across, common sense comes natural to me, what I see as a good faith gesture, you take as a threat. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2335980]I don't know where you get the idea that everyone here is as old as you, but if you're at all interested in meeting me face to face, just let me know, then you'll see how old & insecure I really am.
[/QUOTE]You are such a stubborn fool. Again you insult everyone's intelligence here by calling it a good faith gesture. Common sense comes natural to you? You talk like a full of shit politician the way you're always parsing your words.

[QUOTE=Yardape08;2336637]You are such a stubborn fool. Again you insult everyone's intelligence here by calling it a good faith gesture. Common sense comes natural to you? You talk like a full of shit politician the way you're always parsing your words.[/QUOTE]Well, good morning to you too, mouthpiece. Looks like you're the self appointed mouthpiece for the "Goon Squad". So what shall we call you, goon # 1, or just monkey man? You know you 5 goons that attacked SpermSac for no reason other than for your own enjoyment. That's why all this BS is taking place. I have no connection with SpermSac other than sticking up for someone who is being treated unfairly, by a bunch of goons. If it was you or one of the other goons being ganged up on, I probably would have done the same for you. Not now, now you can go to hell, and don't bother telling me you wouldn't want me sticking up for you, I know that.

When you idiots quit, so will I, and until that happens, deal with it.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2336396]Maybe I was so frightened at your threats that my hands were shaking. [/QUOTE]There ya go Bacon Fat. Like you usually do. Grab ya dick and shake.

Gullible goon. Talk about a keyboard warrior. LOL.

[QUOTE=HeadDick;2336085]You immediately cast aspersions on me on my first post. At least Sac only took exception to my opinions. P.S. - I meant soapbox, not pedestal. You two, and you two only, jumped on my shit- and right from the get-go. And I never even addressed or mentioned you two in my first post. I don't get it.[/QUOTE]I find it very strange that someone of your caliber would pick a screen name like "DICKHEAD". I realize it fits, but really, wouldn't it be better to stick with Ledger or Bozscaggs? Oh, wait, my mistake, I guess I read that too quickly, you picked Head Dick, not DickHead. My apology. Either way, you should know better than to try to hide from me. BTW, I read your phony review in the massage thread, not a very convincing effort, but nice try.

So I guess now we'll have to be on the look out for another screen name. Head Dick, LMAO are you serious? Phil give it up will ya.

[QUOTE=Yardape08;2336637]You are such a stubborn fool. Again you insult everyone's intelligence here by calling it a good faith gesture. [/QUOTE]Stubborn fools? Have you looked in the mirror you fucking retard!

Intellegence? Where the hell do you come off calling yourself intellegent?

You keep count of the girls you've fucked like your buddy Yellow streak? You save condon warappers or notch the bedpost?

Roll on Goon Squad. Damn this is to much fun.

[QUOTE=Yardape08;2336637]You are such a stubborn fool. Again you insult everyone's intelligence here by calling it a good faith gesture. Common sense comes natural to you? You talk like a full of shit politician the way you're always parsing your words.[/QUOTE]Think what you will, I was just curious what that idiot was all about, if it turned into more, well shit happens, take a look in the mirror and you'll see that shit happens.

Calm down and have a banana, swing from your tail and enjoy the day.

[QUOTE=HeadDick;2336085]You immediately cast aspersions on me on my first post. At least Sac only took exception to my opinions. P.S. - I meant soapbox, not pedestal. You two, and you two only, jumped on my shit- and right from the get-go. And I never even addressed or mentioned you two in my first post. I don't get it.[/QUOTE]OH please someone tell me it is? Phil is that you? Aka ledger, Bozscags?

Is that really you hiding there?

[QUOTE=Yardape08;2336637]You are such a stubborn fool. Again you insult everyone's intelligence.[/QUOTE]I am stubborn, I'm also right. As far as insulting everyone's intelligence, I don't see much intelligence here, certainly not from you, monkey man.

[QUOTE=SpermSac;2336967]OH please someone tell me it is? Phil is that you? Aka ledger, Bozscags?

Is that really you hiding there?[/QUOTE]I can promise you it's him. I'm so used to his ridiculous way of writing I caught him on his first post under his new name Dickhead, oh, there I go again, mixing up his screen name, I meant Head Dick. Who in his right mind would call himself Head Dick, especially when DickHead fits perfectly?

[QUOTE=HeadDick;2336085]You immediately cast aspersions on me on my first post. At least Sac only took exception to my opinions. P.S. - I meant soapbox, not pedestal. You two, and you two only, jumped on my shit- and right from the get-go. And I never even addressed or mentioned you two in my first post. I don't get it.[/QUOTE]Did I jump in your shit dick head?

I do have to laugh about your enjoyment at the the Thai AMP's.

You still wondering why he stays out of touch from you? LMAO.

[QUOTE=SpermSac;2336964]
You keep count of the girls you've fucked like your buddy Yellow streak? [/QUOTE]At least I'm fucking girls and not spreading my ass cheeks for men wearing wigs.

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2336957]Well, good morning to you too, mouthpiece. Looks like you're the self appointed mouthpiece for the "Goon Squad". So what shall we call you, goon # 1, or just monkey man? You know you 5 goons that attacked SpermSac for no reason other than for your own enjoyment. That's why all this BS is taking place. I have no connection with SpermSac other than sticking up for someone who is being treated unfairly, by a bunch of goons. If it was you or one of the other goons being ganged up on, I probably would have done the same for you. Not now, now you can go to hell, and don't bother telling me you wouldn't want me sticking up for you, I know that.

When you idiots quit, so will I, and until that happens, deal with it.[/QUOTE]Good luck with your partner. You've hitched your wagon to a real piece of work.

[QUOTE=Yardape08;2336996]At least I'm fucking girls and not spreading my ass cheeks for men wearing wigs.[/QUOTE]And you know this to be factual because? OH you read it on some site. Must be true it's online.

So gullible.

Alliance? Oh you mean there are people who have the balls to stand up to you goons and say what they want when you assholes start attacking?

You assholes are so hell bent on things you have read on other sites that you have lost it completely. That I find hilarious.

You advertised their names and helped promote them on here for what purpose? On top of that you're so gullible that you believed everything you read!

So now the newbies on here will finally learn that if they don't say what you goons want they know who will jump in their shit and ridicule them.

So pathetic.