My latest strip club adventure
A couple weeks ago I had 4 days off and wanted to do some adult traveling. I made a plan for a bit of a strip club tour. Sorry in advance, I don't remember any names. I started by heading over to HS at around 7 pm on Tuesday. I was not impressed. I had not been there before, but I can see better scenery in most any local supermarket. I think there were 6 girls total. 3 were Caucasian gals, one was BBW and not my type. One pretty hot and the other tall, kind of good looking, but kind of a weird body. The others were AA. 2 of those I'd call BBW. The other somewhat attractive but I'm not into AA's typically. The hot blonde mostly seemed to be spending time with regs. The tall Caucasian came over and talked to me for about 5 min but never hit me up for anything so I passed as I was on the fence about it. She then went on stage. I'd say by this time, I'd been there an hour. Then one of the BBW AA's came over and I'm not into that at all. She started her pitch and I told her I'd pass. Not taking no for an answer she put her hand on my thigh and worked her way upwards. About halfway up, I got up, told her I wasn't interested and promptly left. I doubt I'll go back anytime soon. My rule with strip clubs is if they can't have at least half the girls there that I'd like to see naked, it isn't worth the time.
I had a hotel in Madison for the night, so I headed to TNT before going there. TNT was better. A lot more girls working. I never counted but I think 8-10. Again maybe half AA. 2 really good looking Caucasian gals. One maybe around 5'6", mid-twenties, blonde, b-cups, around 120-125 lbs, was my instant favorite. The other was another blonde, older, about the same height but maybe 10 lbs heavier and early to mid thirties I'd guess. And a great rack. Looked like natural D's or DD's on an otherwise decent body. Maybe 2 BBW's out of the 8-10. Not bad. So, I decided to hold out for my 2 favorites and just watch the stage till then. I had one decent I'd say late 20's brunette come sit with me for a bit. But she never hit me up for anything. Said she had to go get ready to go on stage and she'd be back after. 15 min later she took the stage and I went up to tip her. Terrible dancing skills so I decided the private would probably be mediocre as well. When she came back and asked, I passed. A bit later, on of the middle of the road AA's came over and I passed as well. Not sure why, but I'm always a magnet for AA's and BBW's in a club. I'd say I'd been there about 2 hours when I finally noticed the mid twenties blonde go sit at the bar alone. I jumped at the chance and started some small talk for a bit. Something was off right away as she kept looking at me funny. I finally asked and she said she swore she's seen me somewhere. I talked to her for about 10 min and she never hit me up, so I asked. She gave me the rundown on dances and given what I've heard about this place here, I took the champagne room? For one hundo I believe? Supposed to be a 30 min one I think? Anyways, we get in there and there was no talk of any extras so I let her proceed. About one song in, I finally asked about extras. She said she didn't do that but some of the others she knew did. And she only danced one night a week. Then gave me the consolation speech on her having a kid at home and a normal job. Aside from that, the actual dance was pretty good. Towards the end of the dance, she asked me if I'd ever heard of BP. Said she had a friend on there that she thought was gorgeous and I should try that. I told her I was familiar but I didn't have the patience for BP that night. And explained that there's a lot of scams and fakes on there, which she seemed oblivious to. I gave her my number and asked her to text me the link of her friend, which she never did. I then went back and thought I'd take a stab at the older blonde with the D's and see how that went. I had to wait an hour before I finally saw her on the floor again. And another hour until she wasn't doing a dance or talking to someone. I finally went to the stage when she was on and asked her to come over when she could. Again, she disappeared for I'd say 30 min then came back and was talking to others. Around midnight and after waiting an hour for her to come over, I finally called it a night and left.
The next day I was obviously already in Madison and my plan was to check out Bristol, Visions, and Silk. I had been to Visions before but it'd been 5 years or more, and it was decent back then. Never been to Bristol or Silk and Bristol was where I started. I'd say it was around 4 pm when I got there. I struck up a conversation with 2 local customers at the bar as soon as I walked in, and ended up talking to them pretty much my whole time here. Nice guys. One in is mid 50's and willing to share pretty much any information he had on the girls in the bar or elsewhere. He got around to recommending the HS. I laughed and told him my experience. He shared his which were much better than mine. Pretty obvious that he was an avid hobbyist. As far as girls, I was disappointed from what I'd heard about the place. The hottest girl by far was the bartender. Mid twenties I'd guess with a great rack. The locals said for 20 she'd probably show what she had, but I passed. Apparently, she is currently with the owner who was there. The only other girl there that I was interested in came over and talked to us a bit. She claimed to be ex-military and was the first dancer I've seen with a cast on her arm. She also claimed to be over 49 which I had a hard time believing. I'd have guessed her in her mid to late 30's at best. Fake but great rack. Great body and ass. She ended up leaving before I could ask her for a dance. I'm assuming as part of a shift change. With no other interests there, I left after being there about 2 hours. I had a pretty good time there but not really due to the dancers. I may return on a different night to see if it improves.
My next stop was Visions. I had not heard good things recently so my expectations were low. Upon walking in, I was pleasantly surprised. There was 3 fairly attractive ladies sitting alone at the bar. Not much of a crowd at all yet at around 7 pm. Maybe due to the poor reviews lately? Either way, I think these 3 were alone there until 7 when I got there. Within the next few minutes, at least a half dozen more girls walked in. None of which were unattractive. A couple looked very attractive. Upon sitting down and grabbing a beer, I was met right away by a 40's I'd guess gal who moved over to talk to me. She wasted no time after a couple minutes of exchanging pleasantries in asking me to take a dance. She seemed nice and mildly attractive so I accepted. She has a body builder's body which isn't really my thing but she proceeded to give me one of the best "clean dances" I've had. Had it not been for parts of her body looking too much like a man, it would have been better yet. She asked if I'd like to tip her after which is the first time I'd ever heard this after a dance, but I tipped her a 5. She also asked if I'd like another, which if it weren't for the previously mentioned shortcomings, I would have. Back to the bar I went and by this time the new gals that had arrived were hitting the bar. One hot spinner AA or mixed gal was making out with either a BF or client at the bar. He was not shy about touching either. I wondered once if they may end up screwing on the bar. It got pretty heavy. I was also surprised that the 2 bartenders said nothing being just feet away. Either way, it was very possible take out was available with this one, but due to the other guy, I never tried. He spent the whole night there. For the next half hour, I watched all the ladies on the floor and around the bar. I'd say maybe 2 there were even remotely unattractive and they weren't terrible to look at. One being a pretty BBW younger mid 20's gal, the other a slightly overweight 40's gal with an average body. Also, kind of pretty face. I think there may have been 1 or 2 AA gals. I knew I'd be hanging out here for awhile. I then went out for a smoke and talked to a couple locals outside who confirmed that Visions had a recently bad rep. But, lately they'd hired on some new girls that made the place the best in Madison. I asked them about Silk and they confirmed what I'd heard. The staff at Silk was terrible. The bouncers watch you like a hawk and no play is allowed. And the DJ never shuts up constantly talking about promos, T-shirts, private dances, etc. At this point I decided if I didn't get there tonight, I was OK with it. Anyways, there was a lot I liked about Visions. I'd call it a dive club which I personally like. But they've changed the stage since I was last there and for the better. The stage is lower than most probably standing just 2-3 feet higher than the floor. And it's surrounded by some really comfy chairs and in kind of a clover shape which I found to be interesting and different. You don't have to crank your head up to watch while at the stage. So, back at the bar, I was joined by another dancer. One of the new ones. Not bad looking in her early 20's, long legs, probably B's that were nice. Not a great face but not terrible. She seemed to either be on something or just have that type of personality. I could tell everything I said to her was in one ear and out the other. She too, asked me to take a dance after maybe 2 minutes of chatting. I accepted also. This one I wouldn't recommend. As I should have guessed she had trouble getting into anything. Back to the bar and only minutes later I was approached by another gal. Lucky me it was the one I'd had my I on since she got there. Just a damn hot brunette. Probably C's. Mid 20's, great ass, great legs, and pretty face. I'd honestly say she was a 9. Probably the only 9 in there. But there was a couple others I'd call 8's. Anyways, same as always she asked me for a dance in just minutes. I of course accepted. Her first dance was good but not great. Either way, there was no way I was quitting looking at her great body after just one. I took a 2nd when she asked. During which I could not help but ask her if she did any moonlighting. She said she didn't but asked if I thought she should? I of course said yes, and told her if she did, to put me at the top of her list. She just laughed so I let it go for now. I was in no hurry. However, after asking this she took my hands and put them in spectacular places. First the breasts as she did the reverse cowgirl lap dance. Then the ass when she flipped around. This doesn't happen for me often during a dance but I was at full attention. And she seemed to really like that. Grinding away on me as she rubbed her great rack in my face. Then the breathing in my ear started and some light nibbling. At this point, I was ready to just nail this chick right then and there. Of course, then the song ends and it's over, but I surprise her by saying I'd take a 3rd. More of the same and for 2 songs instead of one with her also throwing in some light lip kissing and neck nibbling. She explained they can do the free song after 3. But then what I wasn't ready for towards the end. She flips around 69 position in this crappy little chair rubbing her crotch in my face like she was grinding on it. At the same time sticking her hand down the front of my pants. I could not help but start licking it though her g-string and I received no complaint from her. Only small moans of satisfaction and she starts scrubbing me harder. At some point this becomes the best fully clothed HJ with no lube that I've ever received and I had to pull her off before finishing. So the songs over and I decide a 4th may be not a good idea. She follows me to the bar and promptly sits on my lap. Not just sitting though. Giving me a little wiggle every now and again. I think her mission was to have me look like a fool walking around at full attention all night. After about 15 minutes of chatting she says she'd be interested in moonlighting with me. She pulls out her phone and asked for the number which I of course provide. So, for the rest of the night that I'm there which was probably about 2 hours, she rarely left my side. She went outside and had smokes with me, followed me to the stage, and went to and from sitting on my lap. Visions never really took off that night, so it's not like she had a bunch of private dances she could do. She threw her own singles on the table and had fun with the other girls. And when she went on stage, it was pretty much like another private dance for me. There would only be 2-3 guys at the stage at best. And this is where the comfy chairs were handy. Because she had no problem mounting me in them from the stage. YMMV but this was one of my best experiences at a club ever. Here's the problem. Around midnight, I told her I was calling it a night. She said OK and gave me a hug when which she whispered she would call me when she leaves. I agreed and I waited up till 3, but no call ever came. It has occurred to me that this may have been about money while I was there, but I do not care. I still had a great time and I'd do it again. I plan to go back as often as possible to see if I can run into her again.
So it's Thursday now and I'm off to the Dells. Chubby's was my first stop. I had been there too around 5 years ago and was impressed. But, this visit left me less than satisfied. I'd say the hottest thing there was a 7. Younger red head with a decent body but needed to lose at least 10 lbs. Not BBW, but bigger than average with a pretty face and decent rack. She spent all of her time both on stage and off with 2 guys that were there when I got there. She did however have amazing pole skills. Next best thing was a 40's brunette with fake breasts that was skinnier than a spinner. Almost unhealthy. D's looked out of place on her less than 100 lb frame and they were rock hard. Didn't look or feel real. 2 other girls there. One greeted me at the door. Short boyish haircut spinner that looked like she could be a druggy. She left shortly after I got there. The other was a BBW AA which I had no interest in, but hit me up at one point because I attract them. So, I had a couple beers and accepted a private dance from the fake breasted 40's brunette in hopes it would be decent. It was not. All choreographed and routine. I left for WI Dolls.
This was a complete waste of time. Best thing in this place was at best a 6. I think there was 4 girls. One AA with short hair that sat at the end of the bar in a hoody the whole time. Another BBW AA that talked loudly. You could hear her voice everywhere in the place the whole time. One Caucasian gal approached me after about 15 min. Pot belly, not great in the face. Decent ass and legs but somewhat saggy breasts and I don't think she was 30. The last girl was decent but not a great dancer. And she spent most of her time in the back when not on stage. I stayed an hour hoping something would happen but it never did. I called it a night early and hit the Dells BP for a bit at around 10 pm with no luck. I'm guessing the Dells clubs get better after Memorial Day but I'm in no hurry to return.
Friday I had a drive to meet some friends to the west in Iowa. I've heard good things about Iowa clubs mostly due to a lack of policing them. From what I understand, they have pretty much free reign. I met my friends during the day but they don't partake in the clubs, so I went out by myself around 7 pm. First stop was Daisy Dook's in Davenport (Quad Cities). This place was almost nationally known 10 years ago. I don't hear much anymore. Google reviews are not great, but those are weird for clubs. I was pretty impressed with it for a "clean" or higher end club. Best thing? BYOB. So no drink prices. Bring your own. They are overstaffed in possibly every department, especially security. Reasonable $15 cover. Best quality of girls that I've ever seen but they have a lot of rules. Pretty much no touching. The visuals are amazing though with 2 main stages on 2 different levels and a shower stage which I've never seen. The girls rotate through all the stages. I tried to get close to the shower stage but the place was packed and it was not happening. The girls throw water at the crowd though and I had no interest in getting wet that night so I was happy to watch from a distance. There had to be 25-30 girls working. I'm not sure I ever saw all of them. Worst I saw was probably a 6-7 though. Nothing over 35, I'd guess and most were mid twenties hot bodies, some which could be in a magazine. Several 8's and 9's. Surprisingly, I did get asked for about 3 private dances though, but I never did partake because apparently the place only has 3 rooms and you have to wait your turn? Which I found very hard to believe. The girls will ask you right from the stage though. I had a good time here but not great. And I eventually tired of the crowd and busy atmosphere and headed to the next place. But I'd recommend if you want to see some seriously hot dancers some time.
My last stop was one I'd been to a few times before, the last being a couple years ago. Might be one of my ATF's. Shaker's in Lamotte, IA. It's pretty much in a corn field about an hour north of the Quad Cities and 15 min south of Dubuque, IA. It's a dive club which I prefer. Not high end, but typically has high end gals. It's also BYOB. $10 cover which is reasonable when there are no drinks. Especially given the quality here. I'd say they had at least one if not 2 9's here and a bunch of 7's and 8's. Again, there may be 2-3 girls that weren't worth watching but they didn't make you want to turn your head either. I'd guess they had maybe 15 gals working. I don't think any were AA this time but usually they have a couple. And given when the place is busy, there may be 50 people in there, the ratio is not bad. Birthday was there and it's always fun to see a guy get his ass kicked on stage. Worse than most, they use belts and other things here for this. Usually the guy has his underwear strap around his neck, welts everywhere, and sometimes no shirt after they're done. Stage was busy so I grabbed a table by myself. They are usually pretty chatty here and good at asking for the private dances, but of course I have the 2 heftiest girls approach me first which I declined. Then the word may have been out so after about an hour, the place started to clear out, and I moved to the stage. Shakers maybe gets more of a ratio of gals for customers in than any place I've ever seen. I bet there was 6-8 younger gals that came in and most go to the stage. The dancers have a rep for involving them and I think some of them like that a lot. It's pretty uncommon that a female comes in that doesn't at least get her shirt and bra removed at some point. Tonight was no different and one even took the stage. Enough tipping from the guys and everything came off and she was probably an 8 herself. Probably C's at least and great. Late 20's and a great even though slightly bigger behind. Messing with her after she came down and was separated from her friends and I asked if she did private dances too. My luck was she seemed to enjoy that and her reply was she'd do anything for the right price. Cha-Ching my week just got made. I backed off for some small talk and found out she was from Dubuque where I was staying. After a bit of chatting, I asked if the private dance could take place at my hotel and she said it may. At this point, I wasn't to concerned about $ as the trip had been cheaper than I was expecting. So, I showed her a $1 bill and asked if that would do it and she said it was close enough. She asked when I was leaving and I said I was in no hurry. She gave me a preview and got touchy when we were outside smoking and I knew I was in for a good time. She said she would go let her friends know that she had a ride. When I walked back inside I was a little concerned to see her talking to a bouncer and then the DJ but no one ever said anything. She came back and said all set and asked when I wanted to leave. I'd guess by this time it was around 12:30 and they close at 1:30, so I mentioned staying till close and she agreed enthusiastically. She spent the rest of the time either talking to me at a table or with me at the stage and we had a great time. I noticed at this point that she knew some of the dancers, but held off on asking anything. At close we hopped in my SUV for the ride to Dubuque and I brought up her talking to the staff and knowing the dancers. She said she starts dancing there on Thursday which I guess should not be a big surprise. I was somewhat happy to hear this because it means take out may be available there in the future. As far as shakers, I recommend. Too be honest though, I was surprised that I somewhat got takeout here because it's usually not that type of place. I guess it depends on the gal and YMMV. Keep in mind that Shaker's is only open Thurs-Sat.
As far as this girl, the private dance started on our drive. Right away massaging as I drove and taking her top off. I mentioned on purpose that it had been years since I got a road job. Then she turned to business. She asked what I was looking for that night and I replied as much as I can. She said it would be double what I showed her and I gladly put that on her armrest. She said nothing except OK, don't crash. She started with a HJ for a couple minutes which went quickly to a BBBJ. She mentioned she didn't have protection and I assured her I had that covered. So, after about 10 min I could hold off no longer and we were almost to Dubuque, so she got CIM. There was no spillage and she didn't say a word until after she had some water. Then she asked if I still wanted her to come to my hotel. I said yes that I thought I'd still be good and I thought she was hot as hell. She said given the car ride, she'd like a tip and I said no problem and asked if I could take care of it after. She agreed. So into the hotel we went. I turned on the TV. We chatted for a bit while I recovered, and then it was my turn to play with her. We spent a few minutes making out and I spent about 5 min on her great breasts and worked my way down. Apparently underwear isn't her thing. No bra and no panties and jeans with pretty big holes in them. So I was having some of the best DATY I've ever had in no time. And mostly because she seemed to enjoy it so much. However, she clamped her thighs onto my head so hard that I couldn't breathe at one point. Pretty sure she was getting off at that point. Immediately after that, there was no stopping her. Off came my clothes and she was on top in no time. I believe at this point beings she said nothing, BB may have been on the menu. But, I stopped her and said I better get the protection. She seemed a little frustrated by that. I've never seen anything quite like it actually. As the cover was going down, her pussy was right behind it and I could barely get it on properly. And she started grinding away with her hand on my chest like it was a saddle horn. At this point thank god for the road job or I'd have been done for but it didn't really phase me. And when she seemed spent I told her to turn around on me as I held her up and tore her up reverse cowgirl, which went seamlessly into doggy. At this point she was really into it asking me to pull her hair and other things. None of which I had any problem with. To finish, I flipped her onto her back, put her legs up and rested my entire weight on my hands pushing down on her thighs and pounded till I couldn't hold myself up anymore at which time I blew in the cover. So she laid there spent as I was watching TV for probably 30 min. I asked if she wanted a ride home and she said no hurry, so I showered first and then she got ready to leave. I put another 40 on the bed next to her and it was worth every penny. I drove her home and asked for her number. Her response was "you know where to find me". I never asked if she'd done this before. I thought it may be rude, but she didn't seem like it was her first time. So, if you want to give it a shot she dances at Shaker's in LaMotte, IA Thurs-Sat. Very light brown, straight hair a little longer than shoulder length. I'd say almost dirty blonde with C cups. No spinner. Average to Curvy build but great toned body. Probably around 5'8" and 130-135 lbs. Bigger behind but great shape and still has a smaller waist and torso with very muscular, nice legs. Age I'd guess is probably late 20's. If anything younger.
That was my 4-day experience. Pretty standard except for the last night when she came along and saved it.
Good Luck and be safe.
Toolman.
