Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=SyckDaddy;4508874]Someone bought it and reopened it as Club Assets. New owner, new rules. Haven't been yet but I'll report as soon as I do.[/QUOTE]Hadn't heard that. I might be able to check them out this week during the day (if they are open).

Upon further review .. I found their website. It looks like they have completely gentrified DC's most entertainingly sleazy strip club. The don't even open until 10:00 pm. I don't know how that jives with "exquisite and diverse cuisine" at that time of night. The site also mentions "Private dance rooms" and "VIP seating". Given DC's strict rules, I can't imagine this is anything more than separating you from your cash a lot faster.

Anyone know if EI or fuegos are open this Wednesday or Friday? What times are these places up and going these days?

7 year lurker here. Finally decided to come out the trenches and post. EI is good to go. Not sure how I missed this one. The area is not what people make it to be. Its well lit and plenty of parking across the street. 10 to get in. 20 for VIP. Go from there. Dancers rate from 8 to 10. Pretty relaxed atmosphere. Music is not overly loud. Dancers do not hassle.

[QUOTE=Slayer2019;4592156]7 year lurker here. Finally decided to come out the trenches and post. EI is good to go. Not sure how I missed this one. The area is not what people make it to be. Its well lit and plenty of parking across the street. 10 to get in. 20 for VIP. Go from there. Dancers rate from 8 to 10. Pretty relaxed atmosphere. Music is not overly loud. Dancers do not hassle.[/QUOTE]EI is pretty good and the dancers are overall nice. The only issue I had was with another customer. I put my BBQ on the table, did a visit with a dancer in the private room. When I came out some asshole was in my chair, and handed me my bag of food. Unfortunately for me he was a big dude, at least 6'2" and 300 plus. Isn't there some sort of etiquette? I should have plopped my ass next to him and finished my meal. Ha!

Next time.

[QUOTE=DrunkerIrish;4687739]EI is pretty good and the dancers are overall nice. The only issue I had was with another customer. I put my BBQ on the table, did a visit with a dancer in the private room. When I came out some asshole was in my chair, and handed me my bag of food. Unfortunately for me he was a big dude, at least 6'2" and 300 plus. Isn't there some sort of etiquette? I should have plopped my ass next to him and finished my meal. Ha!

Next time.[/QUOTE]Move your feet lose your seat. I thought that was universal rule.

There's a hot stripper at my local club and I want to proposition for you know with cash, how can I go about this?

[QUOTE=Marburger;4739336]Move your feet lose your seat. I thought that was universal rule.[/QUOTE]True, but the club was freaking empty with maybe three other customers.

Good to know that the rule. Clubs I've been in PDX, that has never happened.

[QUOTE=DrunkerIrish;4764614]True, but the club was freaking empty with maybe three other customers.

Good to know that the rule. Clubs I've been in PDX, that has never happened.[/QUOTE]It's still open?

Paper Moon in Springfield is open. Website encourages reservations and indicates a limit of 20 customers So far this is the only club open in the area. Some Baltimore clubs are open. Phase 2 in DC is in effect Monday, but haven't seen any indication DC clubs will open.

Guys -- I meant to post this question last week. Does anyone know where the now-former Washington R**s**ns QB Dwayne Haskins went for his post-game party a week ago? I'm assuming it was in DC rather than one of the MD 'burbs near FedEx Field but I could be wrong. Was it an actual club or with girls in a limo? I'm curious if anyone has any details or might have recognized one or more of his companions.

[QUOTE=Max#01;5133979]Guys -- I meant to post this question last week. Does anyone know where the now-former Washington R**s**ns QB Dwayne Haskins went for his post-game party a week ago? I'm assuming it was in DC rather than one of the MD 'burbs near FedEx Field but I could be wrong. Was it an actual club or with girls in a limo? I'm curious if anyone has any details or might have recognized one or more of his companions.[/QUOTE]"Private party where strippers were present. ".

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;4254289]I visited Royal Palace a few times during my early days of mongering. I hadn't been there in many years and didn't even know it still existed. Then again, I haven't been in that part of town for years.

There was also an American MP upstairs a long time ago. I visited there once but got a bad vibe and left.[/QUOTE]The MP upstairs (El Dorado Bathhouse I think was the name) had a Hot Tub theme. It closed when they had a plumbing mishap and flooded Royal Palace bad enough to keep it closed for many weeks.

The Royal Palace itself I found had a varied assortment of girls, some I liked, some I didn't.

I liked it better than Good Guys and the other place near Good Guys, because it was never as crowded.

But whenever I was there bouncers policed things tightly enough I never saw any one interact with the girls except on stage and asking for tips for anyone who didn't tip stageside. But that was brief and they were promptly escorted back to the dressing room. Only time I ever saw a girl there she was either walking to the stage, on stage, or asking for tip on the way back to the dressing room. I'd heard from some others about arranging (very expensive even for SC) meetings later in the week, but I never saw opportunity to have that conversation.

Stopped going when I moved an no longer lived 2 miles fro DC line, so it has been a very long time.

[QUOTE=Thenocturnal;5254610]The MP upstairs (El Dorado Bathhouse I think was the name) had a Hot Tub theme. It closed when they had a plumbing mishap and flooded Royal Palace bad enough to keep it closed for many weeks.

The Royal Palace itself I found had a varied assortment of girls, some I liked, some I didn't.

I liked it better than Good Guys and the other place near Good Guys, because it was never as crowded.

But whenever I was there bouncers policed things tightly enough I never saw any one interact with the girls except on stage and asking for tips for anyone who didn't tip stageside. But that was brief and they were promptly escorted back to the dressing room. Only time I ever saw a girl there she was either walking to the stage, on stage, or asking for tip on the way back to the dressing room. I'd heard from some others about arranging (very expensive even for SC) meetings later in the week, but I never saw opportunity to have that conversation.

Stopped going when I moved an no longer lived 2 miles fro DC line, so it has been a very long time.[/QUOTE]Interesting! I never knew there was an MP upstairs. There was an AMP down the street on DuPont Circle itself if I remember correctly. You could get in the mood at the Royal Palace and finish the job at the AMP.

I do remember a 40-ish Asian dancer who would sit with customers in the booths in the back of the club. She picked me out one time, sat next to me in the booth, grabbed my hand, and placed in on her boob. This happened during the early afternoon one hot summer day. It was always a sleazy strip club in a good sort of way!

I've heard casual discussions of underground strip clubs in the district and MD. I used to frequent some back in the early 2000's but lost my connection to that world. Does anyone know if they still exist? If they do, are they any good? Safety an issue?

[QUOTE=Rosine;5937173]I've heard casual discussions of underground strip clubs in the district and MD. I used to frequent some back in the early 2000's but lost my connection to that world. Does anyone know if they still exist? If they do, are they any good? Safety an issue?[/QUOTE]Yeah, I've been trying to figure that out as well, last time I went to one was back in 2012. Would love ro know if there is a forum, website, or a connect.