Massage Parlor Reports

Since we are reminiscing, I remember a white lady named Virginia at H&H about 25 years ago and a lively little Pilipino girl. They were great company. I visited AMMA in Bethesda about 20 years ago and weeks later I'm walking across St Elmo with friends and the old French chick is standing outside staring at me crossly like she wants to out me. Avoided the area after that. Next-door was a beauty parlor where a heavyset Asian would give massages and much more in the back. You would have to do the walk of shame by all the ladies getting haircuts to get there. Climaxxxx, here's what you do about tipping. Take all of your wife's jewelry and put it in a bag. Then give it to the girl along with your kid's favorite toy. Seriously, people are usually strapped this time of year bro. Take the money and buy yourself 6 bottles of Cab from Napa or a bottle of Blue Label.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;4060049]I first met Luba at Sense of Europe in Silver Spring. I visited H&H a number of times back in the day but never encountered Luba there. However, I saw another Ukrainian gal who, unlike Luba, enthusiastically offered me FS on several occasions. I don't remember her name.

Luba was on the heavy side by the time I stopped seeing her, although what annoyed me the most was her constantly talking on her cell phone while working on me. Her attitude also began to go downhill. Of course, that was also around the time Montgomery County was heavily cracking down on mongers and providers. I last saw Luba about 15 years ago and hope for her sake that things have changed for the better.[/QUOTE]I saw her last year and I must say that her massage skills are top notch. She will give a very good massage. Now I don't find her attractive at all so that is a big minus but she will pull out her breasts for you to touch them and she does give a slow sensual HJ release that is very good too. I haven't seen her again because I just don't find her attractive but for a great massage and manual release, she does a good job.

[QUOTE=Mayhem101;4060466]I haven't seen her again because I just don't find her attractive but for a great massage and manual release, she does a good job.[/QUOTE]So, I typically do a half hour, and the usual other stuff. Last time, I gave her $. 2 and she said she gets more than that. So, that's why I started opting to other things.

Have you heard about Monger M. D. He parades around the spas dressed in scrubs and stethoscope impersonating a doctor. Except of course real doctors don't walk around in public with stethoscopes around their necks. LOL. And he has had some success according to his former "patients". Not hard to fool spa chicks I guess. Lame. But funny.

What, no white coat? Yeah I heard about him. The phony doctor gets around. He's probably a nurse practitioner. No real doctor is hanging around these rats nests. I wonder where he learned Chinese medicine. They say his mini MD qualifies as a suppository. Someone said he likes to discuss matrimony. He's the love doctor. A real "operator". But whatever works. I know some pretend to be gentlemen. LOL.

[QUOTE=Climaxxxx;4071042]Have you heard about Monger M. D. He parades around the spas dressed in scrubs and stethoscope impersonating a doctor. Except of course real doctors don't walk around in public with stethoscopes around their necks. LOL. And he has had some success according to his former "patients". Not hard to fool spa chicks I guess. Lame. But funny.[/QUOTE]

Outside of a few reliable Russian MPs and going 2/3 at a place near Monkey Mall, I've hit a few recently to see what could be had.

Zen Garden Day Spa, Germantown.

Legit. I must of had the owner because she was shouting over the walls at the next stall to chill out.

Ageless, Gaithersburg.

Legit, however the masseuse got slightly frisky with JR. But no relief in sight.

Annie's, Germantown.

Legit, similar to Ageless.

Healing Spa, Germantown.

Legit, similar as above.

DD, Kentlands.

Legit with Tina. She, by far, was the most into it. Clearly got me erect, but didn't finish what she started.

TL; DR.

Nothing new to report.

[QUOTE=BoMcC;4098772]Outside of a few reliable Russian MPs and going 2/3 at a place near Monkey Mall, I've hit a few recently to see what could be had.

Zen Garden Day Spa, Germantown.

Legit. I must of had the owner because she was shouting over the walls at the next stall to chill out.

Ageless, Gaithersburg.

Legit, however the masseuse got slightly frisky with JR. But no relief in sight.

Annie's, Germantown.

Legit, similar to Ageless.

Healing Spa, Germantown.

Legit, similar as above.

DD, Kentlands.

Legit with Tina. She, by far, was the most into it. Clearly got me erect, but didn't finish what she started.

TL; DR.

Nothing new to report.[/QUOTE]This county is dead. Fuck trump and FUCK the republicans for FOSTA. Nothing but the fat the old and the toothless left. Options in va are drying up to. Any monger who voted trump needs to apologize to this whole hobby.

Still waters run deep in these parts. But no mermaids in the ponds.

[QUOTE=BoMcC;4098772]Outside of a few reliable Russian MPs and going 2/3 at a place near Monkey Mall, I've hit a few recently to see what could be had.

Zen Garden Day Spa, Germantown.

Legit. I must of had the owner because she was shouting over the walls at the next stall to chill out.

Ageless, Gaithersburg.

Legit, however the masseuse got slightly frisky with JR. But no relief in sight.

Annie's, Germantown.

Legit, similar to Ageless.

Healing Spa, Germantown.

Legit, similar as above.

DD, Kentlands.

Legit with Tina. She, by far, was the most into it. Clearly got me erect, but didn't finish what she started.

TL; DR.

Nothing new to report.[/QUOTE]

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When I saw their add on CityXguide that said young and beautiful girls etc, I thaught it could be a place worth visiting. It was my first time there and in a MP in Germantown. Surely the last one. Drew a friendly girl, cute face, nice but not stunning body. Massage techniques were not bad and I was waiting for some interesting signals. Nothing at all! The entire session was strictly therapeutic, no teasing not even near! I thought things were getting better in MoCo or at least I was hoping for it but it's still the same boring pathetic area. Nothing has and will change.

Some chaps did mention about the App WeChat. Well I tried and it's worth it, got lucky, free and fully legit fun) Happy mongering!!

When I saw their add on CityXguide that said nice and beautiful girls I thought it was a place worth visiting. It was also my first time there and in an MP in Germantown. It was also the last one. Drew a nice and friendly girl, in her 20's, not stunning body but ok for fun, if you're lucky. Her techniques weren't bad and I was waiting for some signals. Nothing came, strictly therapeutic and not even close to the desired areas. Another waste of time and money in MoCo. I thought things were getting better but it's still is the same boring and pathetic area for MP fun.

Some chaps did mention about the App WeChat. Well, I tried it and got lucky! At least Uncle LEO can't do shit there, it's free and 100% legit!! Happy mongering.

[QUOTE=BrunoB98;4116478]When I saw their add on CityXguide that said nice and beautiful girls I thought it was a place worth visiting. It was also my first time there and in an MP in Germantown. It was also the last one. Drew a nice and friendly girl, in her 20's, not stunning body but ok for fun, if you're lucky. Her techniques weren't bad and I was waiting for some signals. Nothing came, strictly therapeutic and not even close to the desired areas. Another waste of time and money in MoCo. I thought things were getting better but it's still is the same boring and pathetic area for MP fun.

Some chaps did mention about the App WeChat. Well, I tried it and got lucky! At least Uncle LEO can't do shit there, it's free and 100% legit!! Happy mongering.[/QUOTE]I've not had any luck with the WeChat. Any advice on that?

[QUOTE=JMatthews41;3985591]Good afternoon,

First time poster but not a novice. This site has been invaluable since BP went down so I thought it was about time I reciprocated.

Note: I'm not big on AMPs so my reviews of them should be taken with a grain of salt. I do frequent them when my options are low but I prefer UTR therapists that provide "mostly legit" massage with some extras for trusting clients.

I have a couple of UTR providers that are not included below (both have discouraged public reviews). I'd be willing to trade them for another UTR in the DC area.

Thanks!

All of the below were from recent dreams in the past two months:

Bethesda Holistic Center. European spa with mostly older (but decent looking) Eastern European or Russian providers. I had the same provider each time (the name escapes me mid 40's brunette) Damage was about $. 20. Ok massage, HE was good and some utc roaming was allowed. Wasn't interested and didn't inquire about more. The place is in an office park in the basement. Pretty discrete entrance.

Bethesda therapeutic massage center. European spa just down the road from Holistic center in another office park building (basement suite. With a parking garage next door). IMO this one is hands down better than the holistic center. The providers are younger but still experienced. A little less roaming is allowed but they made up for it in their looks and massage / teasing abilities. Nikki is a blonde, mid 30's and probably a solid 8 in the real world (unbelievable body). Highly recommend her. Price was $. 20 plus tip.

Amma spa. European provider. Been two times and had two separate providers. The latest one was Lada who is a Ukrainian girl, low 40's, attractive with a nice body. Very small studio. Good massages both times but no hints for extras. Price was $.

Massage by Melissa. Independent Caucasian provider. Talented masseuse with strong hands. She is a bit skittish so you may need to see her more than once for HE. But that is all that is offered, no roaming etc. It's a good therapeutic massage in a residential neighborhood (Kensington). The reviews from others on here were mostly consistent with my experiences except that no gloves were involved for me (thank god).

Hope you enjoyed my dreams.[/QUOTE]Anyone ever get more than HE with Melissa.