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[QUOTE=Symone;2326929]That is why you should choose providers who are mobile. I have personally had vehicle issues these past few months but that just means a provider has to be creative.

When my last car broke, I started going down to a local where I would just eat breakfast after a cup of coffee, and if an older gentleman happened to flirt with me then I wouldn't turn away away he advances. I'd encourage until we both reached an understanding of sorts.

It's a matter of how far you're willing to go through to maintain a sane and civilian life.[/QUOTE]Where do I find these restaurants where the sweet young ladies are hanging out looking for older gentlemen to flirt with them?

[QUOTE=Hawkeye49;2327660]Where do I find these restaurants where the sweet young ladies are hanging out looking for older gentlemen to flirt with them?[/QUOTE]LOL!! Good one!! I'd like to know that, too. Gives a new meaning to "take out".

Hey if the playoffs aren't enough and you'd like a little more drama in your evening, brits back.

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[QUOTE=FlyingScotsman;2319037]01/03. 5:18 pm swooped in on agreed pick up spot, as she walked up to my car her father appeared in his car screeming at me and really po'd- yup he follwed her. I split, circled the block, kept in contact. 2nd swoop. Yup busted by dad again. Lucky I was behind LEO so dad stayed chill.

5:33 pm I took a drive awaiting contact again.

5:58 pm final swoop success. Small talk a soda bought and she tries to turn a hhr incall into a car date by some boat dock with promises of she's the best I ever had.

I reminded her the agreement was for incall (the entire time she's txting / talking future "medication" plans. She complained that to my place, dream and back would be 3 hrs. (mind you I live about 10 mins from cocoa and she knew that). I upped the price and switched to an hr dream and she didn't take it. I got advised by her, her 1 hr dream is $$. 70 - I almost laughed in her face. After all the drama with Dad and supplying transpo and listening to medication deals / plans I was in no mood for nonsense.

She quickly suggested her incall in IHB for the original hhr. Finally after touring 192 and up A1 A we arrive. Ok housing area but the front door was off the hinges. With a push and shove aside she was in. I was advised to use the side entrance. (yup you guessed it, its a mess inside).

Hard pressed to stick it through because she came Highly recomended. In the dream room I gave donation upfront. Kissing, GFE and skills where all non existant (damn medication txts again and a hangup on dad) . Lmfao! Ugg.

Future party plans after the dream is all Hayden was about.

I sampled DATY for about 3 minutes and it was not fresh. I got reminded at one point there was only 18 minutes left. I was shocked not even a BP sp ever said that to me.

We reversed and she BBBJ for a few minutes complained that her "NEW" lip stud was hurting. Ahh its at least a year old. She gave up on BBBJ and asked if I'd manually help. I laughed and told her that's not what I'm paying for.

Thoriughly pissed I called the dream off, let her keep the donation and told her this was complete be. S. She acted shocked like what dude really, you don't want me. ? I was like naw its ok I'm leaving. Clothes back on and more txts she offers a free 1 hr Sunday, I told her no not interested. She was in shock and again repeated the offer. Being nice I told her to txt me and maybe ill take her up on it.

Back in the car she offers road head. I refused as shed prolly screw that up also. Grubed a smoke from me even though she's got a picket full of my donation. More txts about hanging out and the nights medication, final drop off at apt complex where her "friends" are at.

On my way up 95 I was in disbelief at the whole mess and just had to laugh at the recomendation and her saying her normal 1 hr dream was $$. 70. I laughed some more and wondered what planet this chick is from. Hayden has a long way to go before I would ever donate $/ hr. I've had better times with SW's on the cocoa loop.

YMMV, I will never ever repeat or recomend and I did not enjoy posting this at all. My m. O. Is to help the ladies when I can but an honest review is what this place is about.

As always, stay safe and hobby smartly.

Rick.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlammBamm;2328363]Hey if the playoffs aren't enough and you'd like a little more drama in your evening, brits back.

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[QUOTE=Hawkeye49;2327660]Where do I find these restaurants where the sweet young ladies are hanging out looking for older gentlemen to flirt with them?[/QUOTE]It's kind of like finding Waldo; I usually stick to mom and pop restaurants around Melbourne. If you see a sexy ebony named Symone sitting alone then it's probably me. Cute girls should never sit alone!

Just reading the report was enough drama for me. Definitely a memorable experience. Thanks for sharing.

[QUOTE=SlammBamm;2328363]Hey if the playoffs aren't enough and you'd like a little more drama in your evening, brits back.

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[QUOTE=Symone;2328854]It's kind of like finding Waldo; I usually stick to mom and pop restaurants around Melbourne. If you see a sexy ebony named Symone sitting alone then it's probably me. Cute girls should never sit alone![/QUOTE]Ahhh lovely lady I guarantee if I walk into a restaurant and see you sitting alone it won't be for long!

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[QUOTE=Hawkeye49;2330089]Ahhh lovely lady I guarantee if I walk into a restaurant and see you sitting alone it won't be for long![/QUOTE]I don't understand the post's message? What restaurant? Where in Melbourne, Who are we talking about? I would like to enjoy a nice experience also.

Fellow monger.

Beckham5.

[QUOTE=Beckham5;2344500]I don't understand the post's message? What restaurant? Where in Melbourne, Who are we talking about? I would like to enjoy a nice experience also.

Fellow monger.

Beckham5.[/QUOTE]Symone. In response to a post. Don't have number. As to how she dates when her car is in the shop.

[QUOTE=Symone;2328854]It's kind of like finding Waldo; I usually stick to mom and pop restaurants around Melbourne. If you see a sexy ebony named Symone sitting alone then it's probably me. Cute girls should never sit alone![/QUOTE]Hi do you wear a name tag that says HELLO My name is: Symone While you are cute, some of us wear glasses and may have missed you. .

If you know her, you might find her in a local ma / pa restaurant or two in Melbourne. Phone contact is her primary interface. But like all of us, who knows where it might lead if you strike up a friendly conversation with a lady in a restaurant.

[QUOTE=Beckham5;2344500]I don't understand the post's message? What restaurant? Where in Melbourne, Who are we talking about? I would like to enjoy a nice experience also.

Fellow monger.

Beckham5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke17;2345153]If you know her, you might find her in a local ma / pa restaurant or two in Melbourne. Phone contact is her primary interface. But like all of us, who knows where it might lead if you strike up a friendly conversation with a lady in a restaurant.[/QUOTE]Check her resent post. She will go out sometimes, all dolled up, and lets you be her date if you meet her.

Just ask her, Symone is fun.

I incorrectly posted a review in the fight channel the other day (figured that I'd fight over this provider). I'm such a perfectionist, I thought I'd just start over. And I'll keep going through the process until I get it right. That means starting with another session so everything is fresh in my mind. We finally figured out the best way to communicate was texting between some different digits and I found out she was setting up for an incall today. Offered to swing by and take her out to lunch before the dream. Headed over about 11:30 and found out she had to pass on lunch as a girlfriend was dropping something off to her at the incall location. Ended up getting some fast food for both of us and heading on over to the room.

Had a great time just chilling out and talking to her while we had some lunch. Talked about life, kids, and her overall status. Such a sweetie - (SSUTR Super Sweet UTR). So we finished up lunch and decided it was time to get down to business. I have to say that I love trying to please this lady and she sure seems appreciative. We took turns bringing each other to the edge. She shivers and moans and makes you feel like a king. Brought my own covers (ultra thin ribbed) rather than the standard inner tubes that are typically on the discount rack. We went through long sessions of CG, MISH, Doggy. Talk about lucid dreaming. Finally off with the cover and back BBBJ, DATY, 69. She is talented and fun to be with. We cuddled and talked a while, clean up, then I had to get back to the real world. She mentioned that she would be here the rest of the day if I wanted to come back. As I'm typing this I'm actually considering it. Got to show some restraint. I can't seem to get enough. Steady. Steady.

Anyway, Lou. Thank you. I owe you a beer or two somewhere down the line.

Hmmm, wouldn't it be interesting if they wrote reviews on us. Would be interesting, probably a bad idea.

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke17;2350272]

Hmmm, wouldn't it be interesting if they wrote reviews on us. Would be interesting, probably a bad idea.[/QUOTE]A Very bad idea indeed. On average, we don't hold a candle to their magnificence.