Massage Parlor Reports

I've been on a self-imposed break from mongering the last 6 months since my finances were low, but the Vista AMPs have been lowering their prices like crazy lately, so I thought I could try scoring a half hour massage plus HJ for just $80.

Well I haven't read any reports on this place but they've been promoting themselves pretty heavily in Craigslist lately and I heard its sister site on East Vista way provided extras, so I thought my chances for a HJ were pretty good. The downside though is that I was in a rush getting out the door so I wasn't able to fully prep (ie. I didn't have any of the girl's names on hand).

Anyway, I parked to the side in a nearby outlet because I didn't want my car sitting directly in front of a seedy looking AMP for a half hour. I was met at the door by a girl named, Lisa. She was very petite and thin, but a bit old, I think she's at least in her 40s. It's hard to tell though with everything so dim. She led me to the room and took the door fee.

This room was absolutely the worst room I've ever been in at an AMP. The walls were solid cement and the room had the ambience of a prison cell. It really felt seedy. She came in and started a so-so massage with light teasing but I could tell she wasn't quite comfortable with me initially. I hadn't been there before and me not being able to name any names didn't help either. I mentioned I had been to the East Vista way location (which was a lie) and answered some of her other qustions satisfactorily, so she continued to tease somewhat.

I make a point to rarely discuss or negotiate $ for particular acts. I usually leave the tip on a side table at the beginning and just do non-verbal signals. If you can mention a reference too this is usually more than enough to get extras and the girls usually like it this way too. The less said the better.

But this girl seemed confused. I noticed she was massaging the same parts repeatedly and our time went over, but she wouldn't give me a HE! I threw the towel off, she would leave it off for a few minutes, then put it back on. I rubbed her legs but that wasn't leading anywhere. Finally I said screw it, this is taking too long, I grabed her hand and placed it on my package and made the hand gesture, and she finally began doing the deed.

After all of that, it was one of the lamest HJs I've ever had. She didn't seem into it at all. She only let me touch on the outside of her clothing, so I got the pleaure of enjoying a heavily paded bra. On the release, she stopped on the first burst and instead of following through thru the whole completion. Very anti-climatic. It would have been better staying home and rubbing one out while feeling up a pillow.

Even though this is a seedy AMP, I'm guessing they only offer HJs and possibly CBJs. What's a shame is that you'd think since HJs are their main thing, they'd at least be good at it!

I know this is a long post for what amounted to a lame HJ by a below average provider. But it's been awhile since I've mongered and I was hoping to report a good place in Vista for cheap HJs. But unless someone reports differently, avoid this place. Just pay the $50 entry fee at a Kgirl AMP and get far better service.

I am still looking for asian girls that take facial. Young/old/skinny/fat. Not an issue for me. Have had limited luck in AMPs, but it takes many tries to find 1 and she maybe not willing to do it next time. If you know a girl like that and care to share, pm me, I have 1 regular and will gladly exchange contact.

I tried out this new place; tofft; 40 for 1/2 hour since she quoted 45 on the phone;;ok massage,,terrible he, no sucking tits or touching bottom, got Lea; so got up and left...can't recommend...they just started advertising;were in the Reader for a couple of weeks already..ymmv

Went to 1042 tonight had been there twice in the past and had some luck with Jona and Jennifer. Got a new girl tonight her name was Mimi, spoke very little almost no English, nice looking and young very petite, long black hair and dressed in a black leotard and sweater. Absolutely terrible massage pushing and pressing in the same areas no rhythm or style. Little bit of teasing before the flip. Tried to rub her legs and she put my hands back on the table. After the flip she put her hands between my legs and made a motion like you want this rubbed too and said "tip" I said sure go ahead, she said "money, money" I kept trying to ask her what all I was going to get for this money and at the same time trying to raise her sweater up, which she rejected with passion. She didn’t comprehend anything I was saying and said "sixty". As lame as the massage was and her attitude about touching had already turned me off but I offered her forty she said "sixty" I told her no deal and the massage got worse from there. After a few more minutes she told me we were finished, total of about 40 minutes of an hour session so I got dressed and hit the door, no tip, no goodbye, no nothing.

[QUOTE=Jaropi]Went to 1042 tonight had been there twice in the past and had some luck with Jona and Jennifer. Got a new girl tonight her name was Mimi, spoke very little almost no English, nice looking and young very petite, long black hair and dressed in a black leotard and sweater. Absolutely terrible massage pushing and pressing in the same areas no rhythm or style. Little bit of teasing before the flip. Tried to rub her legs and she put my hands back on the table. After the flip she put her hands between my legs and made a motion like you want this rubbed too and said "tip" I said sure go ahead, she said "money, money" I kept trying to ask her what all I was going to get for this money and at the same time trying to raise her sweater up, which she rejected with passion. She didn’t comprehend anything I was saying and said "sixty". As lame as the massage was and her attitude about touching had already turned me off but I offered her forty she said "sixty" I told her no deal and the massage got worse from there. After a few more minutes she told me we were finished, total of about 40 minutes of an hour session so I got dressed and hit the door, no tip, no goodbye, no nothing.[/QUOTE]I'm telling you this place ain't worth it. Your experience is fairly close to what I experienced there a week ago with "Lisa". This AMP is just too hit or miss. There's no excuse for not being able to grab some ass or tit with a HE. Otherwise you might as well stay home and take care of business on your own.

Does anyone have any experiences with the sister AMP on East Vista way? I'm starting to think Vista is a lost cause even for a decent HJ.

Has anyone visited here?

[url]http://www.jaeheespa.com/home.nxg[/url]

I read something in an earlier post but it was a while back. Send me PM if you wish.

Joe

[QUOTE=Joe Coodidge]Has anyone visited here?

[url]http://www.jaeheespa.com/home.nxg[/url]

I read something in an earlier post but it was a while back. Send me PM if you wish.

Joe[/QUOTE]Mr. Coolidge, I have visited Jae Hee several times. All the broads there are 50 years old. Some are better than others. And the joint is pricey also, 100 bucks for an hour massage with table shower. It is very clean, looks upscale, but in terms of hot action it is not close to other places in Escondido. You would be best to pass on this place.

Mr. Euro

They also have strange hours.

Tried for a late nite session and they were closed, locked up 60minutes before their stated hours.

S

[QUOTE=Joe Coodidge]Has anyone visited here?

[url]http://www.jaeheespa.com/home.nxg[/url]

I read something in an earlier post but it was a while back. Send me PM if you wish.

Joe[/QUOTE]

I stopped by Holistic Clinic in Oceanside a few days ago. From what I've heard this place is a mixed bag. They have some young women and some very old women, but usually extras of some sort are on the menu.

It was my first time at this AMP, but I had been to the nearby AMP that had closed earlier this year. The Mama-san asked me a trick question, which I answered correctly, so I gained her trust.

I ended with a woman named, Tina which I actually had already seen before at the old AMP. Unfortunately, she's rather old and completely flat chested. But she has a nice attitude and excellent HJ skills. More was on the menu, but she didn't really do it for me so I opted just for the HJ. But again, nice woman. $.4 tip and she was happy with it.

If this place could get a few more younger women, I would make this a regular place. Still, it's probably one of the better AMPs in the Oside/Vista area in terms of extras (I know that's not saying much). I'm going to give this place another visit or two. If anyone has any girls they recommend at this AMP, PM me.

Tried my luck at A.S. in Esc again. Not wanting an older lady thought I would try and get the lineup.

Called to see if Snow was there but her day off I guess. Said that Candy, Blue and Lisa were there.

So no line up but did get to see a younger lady walk by the barn door, turned out to be Blue so i saddled that one up.

Waited what seemed like 10min on the table before she came in, and wow what a looker. Gave a soso massage but after exchanged pleasantries gave a good lick down. Perfect breasts but had a cold and was not up for f/s.

Was told by fellow monger that Sasha/ZaZa at S.A. near the Base had some lovelies. Will have to take a recon. :)

Hey guys,

First time here and it's really been a fantasy of mine to try a Hp or a full service massage from an asian girl. Anyways, can anyone give me advice on where to go and who to see for guaranteed extra service? I just want to get this fantasy of mine out of the way and enjoy it. I don't want to have to hunt around all over the place looking for them in san diego.

Also, how is it best to ask during a massage or is it ever safe to call in and try to see beforehand if they might offer extra service?

Thanks,

Oreomonster the newbie.

[QUOTE=Oreomonster]Hey guys,

First time here and it's really been a fantasy of mine to try a Hp or a full service massage from an asian girl. Anyways, can anyone give me advice on where to go and who to see for guaranteed extra service? I just want to get this fantasy of mine out of the way and enjoy it. I don't want to have to hunt around all over the place looking for them in san diego.

Also, how is it best to ask during a massage or is it ever safe to call in and try to see beforehand if they might offer extra service?

Thanks,

Oreomonster the newbie.[/QUOTE]

Oreomonster,

The best thing to do as a first-timer is to read the forum. There are good AMPs in Escondido, El Cajon, and Kearny Mesa. Get a copy of the Reader and look for ads towards the back in the classified. Write down their names and do a search on this forum.

Many of us have posted who we saw and how it was so get a notebook and start writing it down. However, providers change (and they change their names too). The thrill sometimes is to get someone new and see how far you can go. This is called "paying your dues" or "taking one for the team."

Once you visit a few places and write about your experiences, you can get some forum "credibility" and we can then be more open to sharing our AMP secrets with you.

Good luck!

Joe

Went for my first time to an AMP and went to asia. Had a great time there with linda who was about average with some nice B size boobs. She was a little pricey tho but I enjoyed it, she wanted me to come back again (Obv.) but I wanted to thank you guys for all the reports that I was able to search through.

Oreomonster

Note: I may not do this again because this really was just a fantasy type thing I've always wanted to do. I was very satisfied with the outcome.

[QUOTE=Oreomonster]Went for my first time to an AMP and went to asia. Had a great time there with linda who was about average with some nice B size boobs. She was a little pricey tho but I enjoyed it, she wanted me to come back again (Obv.) but I wanted to thank you guys for all the reports that I was able to search through.

Oreomonster

Note: I may not do this again because this really was just a fantasy type thing I've always wanted to do. I was very satisfied with the outcome.[/QUOTE]

Giving up already? I don't know Oreo. When I started out I also said I was going to take it easy but mongering is addictive!

Driving on Palm ave. in IB and saw a small, sandwich board sign on the curb advertising "Oriental Accupressure". It's in the same strip mall as the Ralley's Burger place. Anyone partake yet? This can be a very good thing for the south county mongers. Hopefully it pans out and more will follow.

Good luck.