Looked legit, but I went anyway
So I got back from a week of driving and flying across the country to visit with geezer relatives, and I decided that I needed a massage.
Stopped in this place on Chandler Boulevard and gave it the once over. It had all the looks and location of "legitimate" massage place: the open gass lobby, the reflexology charts, pamphlets on the health benefits of massage, etc.
But I was twisted up like a pretzel and thought worst case scenario, I'd get a good massage and then go home and masturbate to Web photos of Hillary Duff, that pouty little ****. :)
My massage therapist, Linda, was a 5'3" Chinese broad, cute for sure, if conservatively dressed. Looked very much at home in the suburbs. And I worried that me lying there spread eagle naked was gonna offend her, but it didn't.
During the massage, I encouraged her to smack my ass. She declined. But I got her laughing a few times, once after I asked her to marry me.
Soon enough after the turn over, I told her she could massage my cock, no worries. She hesitated for a second, but then did a very professional job. I've got a boner right now thinking about it again. Hillary may be in luck after all.
Well, Linda declined to take any fee up front. But after it was done, I hadn't her 100, and she was like, "The house is 60, and ..." she noticed I only gave 40. She still smiled and welcome me back.
Now I'm hungry. And still very horny.
Couple of places I checked out that were more obvious AMPS -- both of those were closed from Dec. 20 till this coming Tuesday on account of the holidays. Those places, around Dobson and Guadalupe, are the more seductive ones.
Great Massage Ray and McClintock
Don't know the name but on S/E corner next to nail shop. This is the best massage I have had anywhere. I was looking for a lagit place. Here you get under the covers and actually get a massage like they teach in the schools and high class resorts. Carefull to keep you covered all the time. I know some are looking for more. Well aren't we all! This time I actually got a great massage from a beautiful Asian, spoke perfect english. Didn't even mention extras.
Told me she is trying to get business that will be both women and men that want quality massage.
Had special going as just opened. $. 4 for first time hour, $. 5 for next time for hour and 5 or 6 th free. Gave $. 4 tip as this was such a good massage. Call me crazy.