A buddy of mine mentioned trading a few vicodin for a great lap dance at Paradise. This might explain the condition that a few of these girls were in when I was there-LOL. Anyone else been approached by a dancer for pills in exchange for?
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A buddy of mine mentioned trading a few vicodin for a great lap dance at Paradise. This might explain the condition that a few of these girls were in when I was there-LOL. Anyone else been approached by a dancer for pills in exchange for?
That is some seriously good shit, my man. Reading that I feel like I know all I need to know. With all that in mind, Friday will just be a nice afternoon of relaxing and taking in the sights, and if it turns out to be a great afternoon, awesome. With this knowledge though, I should do well.
Thanks for the info. I might have to bookmark your post for future reference. LOL.
[QUOTE=The Camel; 1291532]My 1st advices make me sound like a cheap jerk but I'm not cheap, just poor, or too poor to hemorrhage cash at strip clubs. So I'd pick up the local paper at 7/11, the San Gabriel Tribune that has a coupon for free admission in the classifieds or sports section. No big deal but it's like picking up a $10 bill off the rack. Second, all regular dances are 2 for 1 at $40, but they run regular 3 for 1 specials so that's worth waiting for. Third, if you aren't independently wealthy, don't even think about getting talked into going to the VIP room. It is a preposterous ripoff. I know some guys here have the scratch and enjoy it, but still, you'd be better off spending a couple of hours with a high quality escort on a private date than 20 minutes in a grimy space with a stripper for the same money. The good thing about Paradise is you don't need to go to the VIP room to experience the XXX factor.
You're going at a good time, but still keep your expectations in check. Most of these dancers are not exactly calendar girls and never were. If BBW is your thing, you hit the jackpot. If you like 'them petite and on the young side as I do, you will be looking for diamonds in the rough. Pressure can be intense but hold out for awhile and maybe you get really lucky and spot a couple you really like.
Say no to "ladies' drinks" which are pure robbery. Not like buying an actual drink that a dancer actually wants as you would in Gardena.
Maybe carry a couple of tissues so you can retrieve condoms immediately following use and dispose of 'them properly. You don't want 'them sliding down your trouser leg and out on to the floor on your way to the bathroom.
Don't get pissed if its not going well. Keep in mind there are good clubs within a few miles of Paradise and you can always go on a strip club safari and find what you need.[/QUOTE]
Some of the best advice I've ever heard about one club in particular. Can you start a series of these for all clubs in the CoI area? Kidding, of course. No one should expect anyone to foot that kind of bill.
[QUOTE=The Camel; 1291532]My 1st advices make me sound like a cheap jerk but I'm not cheap, just poor, or too poor to hemorrhage cash at strip clubs. So I'd pick up the local paper at 7/11, the San Gabriel Tribune that has a coupon for free admission in the classifieds or sports section. No big deal but it's like picking up a $10 bill off the rack. Second, all regular dances are 2 for 1 at $40, but they run regular 3 for 1 specials so that's worth waiting for. Third, if you aren't independently wealthy, don't even think about getting talked into going to the VIP room. It is a preposterous ripoff. I know some guys here have the scratch and enjoy it, but still, you'd be better off spending a couple of hours with a high quality escort on a private date than 20 minutes in a grimy space with a stripper for the same money. The good thing about Paradise is you don't need to go to the VIP room to experience the XXX factor.
You're going at a good time, but still keep your expectations in check. Most of these dancers are not exactly calendar girls and never were. If BBW is your thing, you hit the jackpot. If you like 'them petite and on the young side as I do, you will be looking for diamonds in the rough. Pressure can be intense but hold out for awhile and maybe you get really lucky and spot a couple you really like.
Say no to "ladies' drinks" which are pure robbery. Not like buying an actual drink that a dancer actually wants as you would in Gardena.
Maybe carry a couple of tissues so you can retrieve condoms immediately following use and dispose of 'them properly. You don't want 'them sliding down your trouser leg and out on to the floor on your way to the bathroom.
Don't get pissed if its not going well. Keep in mind there are good clubs within a few miles of Paradise and you can always go on a strip club safari and find what you need.[/QUOTE]
Decided to go by my old stomping grounds last night. And was quite disappointed. The pickings were slim and the mileage was low. Talked to a few girls, but ultimately settled on Starlet. A cute little, white dancer, with a nice ass. Dance was good. It got even better when she let me take it out and she played wth it a little. Got there at 8, and left around midnight. Wasn't a bad exprience, but I've had way better ones there
Intended a trip to LP / COI yesterday (Saturday) thinking to get warm with La Deb at Paradise and then try out the apparent new location for the old HT operation (the former BP AMP) for a grand finale. Didn't happen. Maybe today but I'm getting caught up in the NFL and baseball playoffs and will Paradise have a heart beat later in the afternoon on a Sunday? Yes it would.
Such a beautiful day. Pure SoCal perfection. Years ago before I became at least temporarily disabled by a bad back, surgery, and a far fom complete recovery, I would have been climbing one of those beautiful clear peaks today in ideal Autumn weather. But now I can give myself the excuse to go hangout at a dark cave like Paradise on a perfect day.
Entered at 4:15. Guy at the door tells me there's a dozen girls. I laugh and say "vamos a ver" under my breath. Ready to switch from gabocho to latino mode. But dude isn't lying. Lots of girls, few customers, no girls on stage though. Last time I was there was about 4 months ago also on a weekend afternoon, and the very same girl who hung out at the turnstile looking for victims on the way in is there again. I think I'll get around it by starting out in the men's room, but as soon as I get a table she's on me.
This is Serenity, and she's actually cool. Not great looking but not bad at all. She's massaging the huevos and selling herself well, but I won't get into the same predicament I have in the past. That is allowing some dancer to do things to my body that causes me to fill up a condom and lose any interest in staying in the club after 1 or 2 dance sessions, I. E. Once again I will be deprived of finally hooking up for real with La Senorita Deborah de Guatemala! I am committed to following through on the hunt for the Deb.
I tell this to Serenity after a long time at the table, and she kindly offers to fetch the Deb for me. In the meantime of course I must get tough and prevent incursions from other dancers who are in immediate motion towards my package once Serenity has conceded her possession of it. But time passes and no Deb. Serenity says she's in the dressing area and that's where she's disappeared to.
So when I'm visited by a truly sweet and lovely gringa named Isabel, I am willing to take her company on, though I don't have a good vibe about her mileage potential. Like most pure young gringas I've met in Paradise, she keeps her hands to herself and my balls are lonely. She's 25, absolutely lovely amazon cheerleader type fantasy girl, but removed from perfection by the events of 2 babies passing through in very recent times. With HT ahead, how can I go wrong. She's won me over with pure personality and I think it's mutual. I don't think she'll put out Paradise style, but that's fine. She just needs to keep the package warm and interested. We talk forever (no drink) , and finally get a dance. She is timid about touching but no NFZ.
What doesn't work for me is that AFTER the dance she comes back to my table with me. This seems to be a common trait of Paradise dancers at least on slow Sunday afternoons. How's the Deb going to walk over if Isabel has surgically attached herself even after the point of profit has concluded?
Fortunately Isabel is called to the stage. I don't see The Deb anywhere, so when "Star" moves to my package with her very pretty latina face and saying she'll give me a wild and intense dance, I'm all OK with it. The dance could have been wild and intense as she volunteers a complete menu, but I don't have a good feeling about it. Yeah, she'll do it, but will it make my life better? Not too interested and I pass. Telling her to keep on doing what she's doing (NASCAR). Of course at that point her hand comes off the package and the rest of the dance is pretty much a pose. Completely worthless.
That's fine because I see The Deb is now sitting near the lap dance area talking to a guy but clearly has one eye on me at all times with that one eye following me back to my table. Here I am Deborah, come and get it! But no, Isabel has now returned to sit with me. GeeeeeeeeeeZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuussssssss! The Deb leaves the guy and goes to a back table alone and lounges around bored and unpaid. WTF, I tell the wonderful Isabel that I actually came to see the Deb, and there she is available to be seen. And just as we offer our sweet parting words, the Deb is hooked up with yet another dude. I'm tearing at my 2 remaining hairs on my head pretty much ready just to head on to the new HT when the Deb gives up on her new mark and returns to her former lounging trance.
Now I am really blasting off from my position with Isabel, and walk up to the Deb. We SC pervs don't do enough of this kind of proactive SC hunting. We don't want to be harassed by every damn gorda in the bar, but neither do we actually want to go after the girl we want. Debbie knows why I'm there. Recalls our prior false starts and tells me she knows I was looking for her earlier but I was always with another girl. Well yeah, but tell me how it is possible not to be with a dancer inside this shark tank por favor?
The fact that I have hunted her in multiple ways and over months of time plays well for me and she is freaking heavenly in our reintroduction and extensive table time. She's also shockingly honest breaking through all the usual chica fronts and telling me her life story en espanol. I'm gabacho as they come but have had previous latina girlfriends who completely resemble Deb in looks and manner, and it motivated me to get my long lost University Spanish back into shape and well beyond. Not that Deb doesn't speak adequate English, but you get into a special comfort zone if they speak to you in their 1st language.
So we had an extended honeymoon both at the table and in a couple of 3 for 1 dances. She did what she could to moisturize my lap, but it wasn't happening for 2 reasons. 1st, her style is kind of rough and I prefer it all suave and tierna. 2nd, I'm just recovered from a week of being ill and physically out of balance. So we had a great time beginning to end, but when I parted I realized it would be a waste to lay down close to $$ at the new HT to complete the mission. It would have been completed but my pleasure centers were not firing the ultimate ecstacy and could not have done so under any circumstances. So best to cut my losses and draw my sword another day.
BTW, I should add that Isabel was concerned that she didn't satisfy me. Made a point to tell me she's just kind of timid and also careful of undercovers (she's encountered several she says) , but in the future she'll happily come around to following any instructions I give her and I have no doubt that is the truth.
I'll be back.
[QUOTE=The Camel;1293977]Fortunately Isabel is called to the stage. I don't see The Deb anywhere, so when "Star" moves to my package with her very pretty latina face and saying she'll give me a wild and intense dance, I'm all OK with it. The dance could have been wild and intense as she volunteers a complete menu, but I don't have a good feeling about it. Yeah, she'll do it, but will it make my life better? Not too interested and I pass. Telling her to keep on doing what she's doing (NASCAR). Of course at that point her hand comes off the package and the rest of the dance is pretty much a pose. Completely worthless.[/QUOTE]Good report. I've been texting back and forth with star since our first encounter. Tomorrow will hopefully be a good day. She's offering anal. =) Something about a girl willing to go to those great lengths to please me can't be passed up. She's definitely not a 10. But I can't pass this offer up. I'll report back after the duty is done.
So what's this about a new location for HT?
After taking Camel's advice for the noob Paradise visitor I'm glad to report it turned out to be a wonderful afternoon at the Paradise. Picked up the paper for the free admission and headed on in. Took my seat and was almost immediately flanked by a beauty named Abby, I think it was. Very pretty. Nice little body. But was just getting bad vibes from her. Just kinda sat there next to me. We talked a little bit, but I could kinda tell she was just going through the motions. Didn't seem all that interested. As we're talking I'm eyeing all the sweet candy around.
Like Camel said, some BBW's there, but some be tall with some nice fucking racks and bodies to go along with them. I start thinking maybe one of them would be a good time. Eventually Abby asks if I want a dance, I kindly decline, and she's on here way. As I sit there taking in more sights, I hear that Star is coming off the stage. I remember that nice report from earlier about her and just kinda chill, see if she'll come to me.
Eventually as she's walking by we make eye contact and she sits with me. We start talking, much more engaging than with Abby. She then asks if I'd been there before. I tell her I have, though it was my first time, and she asks what kind of dances I like to get from the girls. I reply with it all depends on stuff. She asks me if I want her to suck my cock. Asks me if I want want her to fuck the shit out of me. From this point, she was blunt in making her pitch for a dance.
With all that going on, we proceed to the booth for a 341. She immediately jerks me and starts sucking. This goes on for the 3 songs. She asks if I want more dances, offers up another 341. I say sure, and she whips out the condom, and straddles me. Jesus, she felt amazing riding me like that. I got to say, she knew how to work those hips, slow and deep. God damn. Switched to RCG where she grabbed my hands and pulled them over her tits and we were off to the races until I unloaded.
Twas a great time. Would love to go back again and see Star again.
But damn, that drive was brutal. From LAX area and back. At one point I was about to just turn around and head home, but I was already half way up the 605 I figured no turning back at that point. As much as I'd love to go back and experience more of the fun, that drive is a major turn off, and Friday afternoon is really my only free time. We'll see I guess, but right now, I'm leaning towards not enduring that drive again.
Anybody know what happened to Mackenzie at paradise? Did she go somewhere else? Last three times I've haven't seen her.
[QUOTE=Tendods; 1294692]After taking Camel's advice for the noob Paradise visitor I'm glad to report it turned out to be a wonderful afternoon at the Paradise. Picked up the paper for the free admission and headed on in. Took my seat and was almost immediately flanked by a beauty named Abby, I think it was. Very pretty. Nice little body. But was just getting bad vibes from her. Just kinda sat there next to me. We talked a little bit, but I could kinda tell she was just going through the motions. Didn't seem all that interested. As we're talking I'm eyeing all the sweet candy around.
Like Camel said, some BBW's there, but some be tall with some nice fucking racks and bodies to go along with them. I start thinking maybe one of them would be a good time. Eventually Abby asks if I want a dance, I kindly decline, and she's on here way. As I sit there taking in more sights, I hear that Star is coming off the stage. I remember that nice report from earlier about her and just kinda chill, see if she'll come to me.
Eventually as she's walking by we make eye contact and she sits with me. We start talking, much more engaging than with Abby. She then asks if I'd been there before. I tell her I have, though it was my first time, and she asks what kind of dances I like to get from the girls. I reply with it all depends on stuff. She asks me if I want her to suck my cock. Asks me if I want want her to fuck the shit out of me. From this point, she was blunt in making her pitch for a dance.
With all that going on, we proceed to the booth for a 341. She immediately jerks me and starts sucking. This goes on for the 3 songs. She asks if I want more dances, offers up another 341. I say sure, and she whips out the condom, and straddles me. Jesus, she felt amazing riding me like that. I got to say, she knew how to work those hips, slow and deep. God damn. Switched to RCG where she grabbed my hands and pulled them over her tits and we were off to the races until I unloaded.
Twas a great time. Would love to go back again and see Star again.
But damn, that drive was brutal. From LAX area and back. At one point I was about to just turn around and head home, but I was already half way up the 605 I figured no turning back at that point. As much as I'd love to go back and experience more of the fun, that drive is a major turn off, and Friday afternoon is really my only free time. We'll see I guess, but right now, I'm leaning towards not enduring that drive again.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you had a good tome. So what was the damages?
Rammer
So I went back last week to paradise, since star wanted to see me and had suggested anal. When I got there, she immediately spotted me out and we chilled for a few minutes. THen she said, 'come on, let's go in the back'. 'it's on me. ' So we went to the back and she kinda teased me, kissing and what not, rubbing my meat. That was fun. Back to the couches for a few more minutes. Then back to the 341. Whipped it out, and she began to ride. It was feeling good, fingering her as a little while I was inside her. After two 341s she said she had to pee. So we stopped with the plan to go back for more. Then my GF called 2x. NOT good. I had to book it. Star was taking forever doing something. So I just left. Took a while to get Star to not be mad. I hadn't paid her anything either, which she didn't care about apparently. She was just pissed that I left. All and all, I think we're on good terms now. I'll be back again soon.
I gave her an even $ and she was really appreciative from her thanks.
[QUOTE=Rammer; 1297053]Sounds like you had a good tome. So what was the damages?
Rammer[/QUOTE]
Nice. Sounds like you got a good thing going with her. I wish I could have the same. She's pretty hot.
Did you get to go bareback with her again?
[QUOTE=Into N Out;1298454]So I went back last week to paradise, since star wanted to see me and had suggested anal. When I got there, she immediately spotted me out and we chilled for a few minutes. THen she said, 'come on, let's go in the back'. 'it's on me. ' So we went to the back and she kinda teased me, kissing and what not, rubbing my meat. That was fun. Back to the couches for a few more minutes. Then back to the 341. Whipped it out, and she began to ride. It was feeling good, fingering her as a little while I was inside her. After two 341s she said she had to pee. So we stopped with the plan to go back for more. Then my GF called 2x. NOT good. I had to book it. Star was taking forever doing something. So I just left. Took a while to get Star to not be mad. I hadn't paid her anything either, which she didn't care about apparently. She was just pissed that I left. All and all, I think we're on good terms now. I'll be back again soon.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tendods; 1298485]Nice. Sounds like you got a good thing going with her. I wish I could have the same. She's pretty hot.
Did you get to go bareback with her again?[/QUOTE]Ya. BBFS again. She seems kinda dramatic though, after getting SO upset for leaving. I said it was an emergency. I'm going to give it some time before returning. I don't want her to think I want a relationship or anything. She's really young. And kind of immature. I think she even texted me that she loved me in spanish. Not cool.
Haha. Nice. I wish she'd pay that kind of attention to me. I'm single, so I wouldn't mind something like that and seeing where that ride can go. LOL.
[QUOTE=Into N Out;1298926]Ya. BBFS again. She seems kinda dramatic though, after getting SO upset for leaving. I said it was an emergency. I'm going to give it some time before returning. I don't want her to think I want a relationship or anything. She's really young. And kind of immature. I think she even texted me that she loved me in spanish. Not cool.[/QUOTE]