Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=dreams with spanish so I've had to branch out. I had a dream very recent that I went to kong fu palace and had a lady named mary. In this dream[/QUOTE]Please get over the dream stuff. It truly is silly and not necessary.

[QUOTE=Paul Stearn;1204705]Please get over the dream stuff. It truly is silly and not necessary.[/QUOTE]I agree, it is silly and unnecessary, but I admit, I do the same thing. However, if it helps some of us mongers feel better about posting good, detailed reviews, have at it! What does it hurt?

[QUOTE=Paul Stearn;1204705]Please get over the dream stuff. It truly is silly and not necessary.[/QUOTE]Point taken. Just following precedent from older posts in the forums.

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LOL, didn't mean to upset anyone. . I've been on this board for a while now and the senior members set the precedence of using that terminology. After all a dream is just a dream.

"If you admit to a serious crime on a message board, or a non-serious crime, or a tort, or a breach of contract, or that you hate your mother, it can be used against you in court, just as if you made such a statement in a letter, in person, on a voice mail, in an email, etc. There is no qualitative difference between an internet message board and any of those other modes of communication."

Anything you say is not hearsay if it is used against you. Fed. R. Evid. 801 (the) 2) A). ([url]http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/rules.htm#Rule801[/url])

[QUOTE=Club King; 1206682]LOL, didn't mean to upset anyone. . I've been on this board for a while now and the senior members set the precedence of using that terminology. After all a dream is just a dream.

"If you admit to a serious crime on a message board, or a non-serious crime, or a tort, or a breach of contract, or that you hate your mother, it can be used against you in court, just as if you made such a statement in a letter, in person, on a voice mail, in an email, etc. There is no qualitative difference between an internet message board and any of those other modes of communication."

Anything you say is not hearsay if it is used against you. Fed. R. Evid. 801 (the) 2) A). (

[url]http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/rules.htm#Rule801[/url]

) [/QUOTE]Honestly I could care less if you use the dream terminology. As long as your reports are accurate and truthful is all that matters.

First time poster and also first time visit to a mp. I decided to give one of spanish's girls a try, I text Spanish this morning and set something up for noon. Christina answered the door and all I could think was WOW. She was hott. I got comfortable and she proceeded with the massage. She was very friendly and made me feel at ease. Then came the flip, lets just say that she has magic hands. I ask her to take her top off and she obliged. She was very ok with me touching her (she even requested it) she continued with the HJ while kissing my neck and chest. The ending was happy for sure.

I will repeat.

Met Heather today for a 1hr massage at spanish. Was probably the best massage I've had since becoming a monger. She allows plenty of roaming and nice happy ending. I had the birthday suit special. Has a nice body, small top side but thats okay. Would definately recommend, not completely sold on the birthday suit cost since most of the time you are face down and can't enjoy. Hope this helps others. Will definetly repeat after visiting the rest of spanish's staff

[QUOTE=Shotgun1;1213140]Met Heather today for a 1hr massage at spanish. Was probably the best massage I've had since becoming a monger. She allows plenty of roaming and nice happy ending. I had the birthday suit special. Has a nice body, small top side but thats okay. Would definately recommend, not completely sold on the birthday suit cost since most of the time you are face down and can't enjoy. Hope this helps others. Will definetly repeat after visiting the rest of spanish's staff[/QUOTE]Whats the damage for the birthday suit special?

Thanks WM

There is a few options, birthday suit is a extra 60 for 1/2 or 80 for hr

Haven't seen the ad for a while, but she advertises under the massage section. Made an appointment for a massage and was immediately quoted a price ($) for FS. She lists age as 54, but there's a lot of wear on those tires. Friendly, but the massage wasn't worth a damn, however, BBBJ was good. Multiple positions and very agreeable to most anything. YMMV. Repeat, probably not.

Spoke to her yesterday and agreed on an appointment this morning between 8:30 and am. I called at 8:15 no answer and left a message. I called back at 8:30, no answer. Called once more at 8:45 and I think she hit the "ignore" button. So much for that one.

[QUOTE=Crutch;1217103]Spoke to her yesterday and agreed on an appointment this morning between 8:30 and am. I called at 8:15 no answer and left a message. I called back at 8:30, no answer. Called once more at 8:45 and I think she hit the "ignore" button. So much for that one.[/QUOTE]I hate when they fuckin do that. Its like, whats the point of settin up a appointment with a client and then bailing on them the next day.

[QUOTE=Exxodus;1217283]I hate when they fuckin do that. Its like, whats the point of settin up a appointment with a client and then bailing on them the next day.[/QUOTE]Just got a text message from her. Hells bells, it's almost 5pm. Didn't even bother to answer.

[QUOTE=Crutch;1217325]Just got a text message from her. Hells bells, it's almost 5pm. Didn't even bother to answer.[/QUOTE]LOL nice. I wonder if she saw what I wrote about her bailin out?

[QUOTE=Crutch;1217103]Spoke to her yesterday and agreed on an appointment this morning between 8:30 and am. I called at 8:15 no answer and left a message. I called back at 8:30, no answer. Called once more at 8:45 and I think she hit the "ignore" button. So much for that one.[/QUOTE]Just curious what kind of donation this flake was asking. The pictures look great so I might still try a test ride out.

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