Things I'm tired of seeing in BP ads
I'm just in the mood to rant, so Admin, please delete this or move to an appropriate forum as you see fit.
Here are some things I'm really tired of seeing in BP ads. Feel free to add your own pet peeves.
"Tantra". Sorry honey, but I'm not paying you $300+ for an HJ just because you claim to be some kind of teacher.
"Upscale". If you're selling your body for sex, I'm fine with that, but let's just call it like it is and admit you're just another hooker. Us guys prefer it that way, and we'll all benefit from the honesty.
"Service details will not be discussed over the phone, email, or IN PERSON" - it's that last part that really bugs me. So you want me to drop a couple of C-notes but we can't even talk about what services you provide, even when we meet? This basically means you can take my money and provide little to nothing in return. No thanks!
"Generous gentleman only". Just get it over with and say you're expensive.
"Curvy". You're fat.
"Small BBW". It's an oxymoron honey; you're still fat.
"BBW". If you're admitting that, then you couldn't pay me to have sex with you.
"GFE". Most of you don't even know what it means. Don't say it if you don't mean it.
"Real pics" (when the girl is butt-ugly). Seriously, why would you want us to believe that's really you?
Saw Jackie this past Week. Disappointed.
[QUOTE=RubAndTugGuy69;3180820][URL]http://spazilla.com.boston.hoxnif.com/post/17566638/Jackie[/URL][/QUOTE]I have been a reader on here for a while and decided to join in so I can warn you guys on my Jackie experience. When I contacted her she responded to have me come later in the day after 5. The fee was $. 00. After reading many reviews on here about her I thought I was in for the time of my life, but I was mistaken. When I arrived I had to wait 10 min in the car so she could get ready. She called me in and she did not look like her pics. She looked worn out almost like a drug user. Anyways I could here kids crying in the other room and she told me not worry about them and to get undressed and get on the floor. She laid out a dirty filthy blanket on the floor with a disgusting pillow to lay on. I said what the hell and just did it. She came back in and started the massage. I could still hear the kids crying in the back ground and all she did was turn up the music. After about 5 min we were chatting and she told me her roommate who is a guy was in the next room. At that point I wanted out! But I stuck with it because little Johnny wanted to finish. Anyways, the massage was great I give her that but during the massage her phone was blowing up probably from you guys! Anyways she was texting with one hand while massage with the other. She never got undressed like she promised for a sensual nude massage. Very disappointed. When she told me to flip I said to myself here we go!! But nothing!! Not even a tease. She finishes up and says ok done. I said what? She said all done get dressed and left the room. I remained naked on the floor until she came back in and I was like that's it? Yup. So I got dressed sat next her and asked why not a finish, she says. 75 more to finish. I said forget it and left. She sucked me in and tried to upsell herself in the end. Very disappointed. I texted her about an hour later and told her I was very disappointed in her service and that I could have gone to the AMP and gotten more. She said next time bring more. Sorry, no next time for me!!
I feel your pain. This is what happened to me last week
[QUOTE=Massnhguy;3182341]I have been a reader on here for a while and decided to join in so I can warn you guys on my Jackie experience. When I contacted her she responded to have me come later in the day after 5. The fee was $. 00. After reading many reviews on here about her I thought I was in for the time of my life, but I was mistaken. When I arrived I had to wait 10 min in the car so she could get ready. She called me in and she did not look like her pics. She looked worn out almost like a drug user. Anyways I could here kids crying in the other room and she told me not worry about them and to get undressed and get on the floor. She laid out a dirty filthy blanket on the floor with a disgusting pillow to lay on. I said what the hell and just did it. She came back in and started the massage. I could still hear the kids crying in the back ground and all she did was turn up the music. After about 5 min we were chatting and she told me her roommate who is a guy was in the next room. At that point I wanted out! But I stuck with it because little Johnny wanted to finish. Anyways, the massage was great I give her that but during the massage her phone was blowing up probably from you guys! Anyways she was texting with one hand while massage with the other. She never got undressed like she promised for a sensual nude massage. Very disappointed. When she told me to flip I said to myself here we go!! But nothing!! Not even a tease. She finishes up and says ok done. I said what? She said all done get dressed and left the room. I remained naked on the floor until she came back in and I was like that's it? Yup. So I got dressed sat next her and asked why not a finish, she says. 75 more to finish. I said forget it and left. She sucked me in and tried to upsell herself in the end. Very disappointed. I texted her about an hour later and told her I was very disappointed in her service and that I could have gone to the AMP and gotten more. She said next time bring more. Sorry, no next time for me!![/QUOTE]I answered an ad on British Petrol, Italian girl curvy, ect. She took my money, told me to get undressed and then said "Oh, I forgot the lotion in my car" , She proceeded out to her car and put the car in reverse. To keep me from going after her she told me upfront when she arrived that she had to check in with her group. I said "What group"? She went on to tell she "belonged to a biker gang and that they watched out for her". This of course isBS so I wouldn't follow her or look fir her car, ect. This has happened to me about 4 times now.