Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;3068808]I know you don't think you look underage but your experience at different AMPs would seem to indicate differently. It's important to remember that AMPs have special concerns because they're operating in public view. The last thing they want is to get a visit from LE or some licensing authority and have them find an underage client on the premises. I'm not a lawyer so I don't know the legalities involved but I think it's understandable that they would want to avoid that situation.

That being said, anything you can do to look or seem older might be helpful. Facial hair (if you don't already have) or wearing a suit or sportcoat are just a few things that come to mind. It's also possible that, given your past experiences, you're a little unsure of yourself which might trigger the MMS radar. Another thought is that it might help if you visit at a slow time and when it's less likely for LE to be active, such as on a Sunday morning or afternoon. And it may help if you do some research beforehand and call to make an appt with a specific girl, which might make you appear to be an established client.

And, even if AMPs are proving difficult for you, there are plenty of indies where you shouldn't have any problem. Good luck and don't forget to post on the board about your experiences.[/QUOTE]I will try it. I usually shave but now that's fall coming I guess I wouldn't mind the beard. I usually stick with agencies around the area since easier to work with and I don't have any problems.

Stopped by an establishment located on "upper Paris" in Chantilly (facing the road). Had Suzi again although I really wanted to try out Cindy. I think she is cuter than Suzi. I haven't seen Sarah there so not sure if she is still with this establishment. Overall great time, the massage itself is worth it. Above noVA. No TS but self serve stand-up shower which is the only minus but if you can look past that, I think this place it worth it. You actually get a great massage and almost your full hour.

Wondering what the best AMP is in the area. I have a car so distance isn't a big deal. Looking for a good massage and FS if it's available around here. Any suggestions?

[QUOTE=Sonata04;3071375]Wondering what the best AMP is in the area. I have a car so distance isn't a big deal. Looking for a good massage and FS if it's available around here. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]1. Get in your car. (No problem. Right?

2. Drive aimlessly until you see a big sign "We F--k anybody here".

3. Go inside.

4. Get Ashes hauled.

5. Pay too much.

6. Return here.

7. Report.

8. Have a nice day!

It is very unlikely you would find what you want at an AMP in NOVA. Go over to the Maryland board and try Prince George's County. Those fellows may be able to help you out.

And be sure to come back and report about your experience on the boards here. Once you have a few posts where you share some information, you are much more likely to get help from seniors.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Sonata04;3071375]Wondering what the best AMP is in the area. I have a car so distance isn't a big deal. Looking for a good massage and FS if it's available around here. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoaminRoman;3069098]If you check the PG County boards, you'll find some reports indicating that the AMPs in Clinton and Ft. Washington offer FS. I've never been to either of those locations, so I can't personally confirm this point, though. However, I wouldn't be surprised if the AMPs in those places were, in fact, FS. After all, both locations are a bit out of the way, and most mongers wouldn't want to drive all that distance just to get a HJ finish.[/QUOTE]Ya, those places are not FS, have tried both and was not impressed at all. I would try trying a couple of the places in College Park or Hyattsville. Had some good visits there recently that lead to what I was looking for.

I am visiting NOVA for a few days, I come from Raleigh, NC area.

Was reading all posts last few days, and got a chance to dream of Cindy OR Cici from Smile Therapy (Rob. Paris ct, Chantilly).

As I walked in, handed over the donation and was led to a room. She asked me if I was a first time visitor, but I said "No-but I have seen other girl" (this answer has gotten me a lot more).

Massage was not bad at all, compared to some of the parlors I've been in NC. I started moving my hands up her thighs, ask her if she is okay, she smiles and says ok.

After some time she jumps on the table and rubs my ass with decent amount of oil / lotion. With a lot of play between legs reaching out to the junior and his two friends. I could not resist the temptation, and I flip. Insisting her to be on the table. I do the sign language with my finger-in-the-mouth, she smiles and says No. But she bends down towards junior and starts kissing him. These things matter to me, the build up was great. She gets off the table and finishes me very nicely, while I was playing with her ass. "Too much too much" and she cleans up the junior nicely.

15 minutes still pending and she gives me a nice head massage. While leaving, she whispers "next time more, only me okay".

Looks 8/10 and Massage skills 8/10.

Would like to thank you all to keep this forum active. I do not post much, but if any of you happen to hit RDU area. Hmu!

Also if anyone has any recommendation near Arlington / Alexandria area for the weekend before I head back south. Please let me know.

Stay happy & Be safe guys.

Went to visit Tara this week. Easy setup and great experience. She's super cute and has a great personality. I just wish she offered more as I'd love to see those puppies set free!!

If you're looking for a solid massage or waxing with a standard NOVA ending then I would suggest looking her up.

PM me if you can't find her info.

[QUOTE=NoVaRanger;3065508]Blue is a very nice place to go for a massage. The MMS is very pleasant, and the ladies have good massage skills.

From greeting to departure they are gracious and nice to me.

I had a fine visit this week with Tina. She is lovely. Taller than some (almost taller than me! And easy to talk with.

Standard rates and tips without any hassle.

NR.[/QUOTE]What are standard rates and tips? What does. 2 or. 8 mean? New to this.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Narut0;3075906]What are standard rates and tips? What does. 2 or. 8 mean? New to this.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Greetings, Narut0, and welcome to the Forum. As a new member, navigating and participating in the USASG website might seem a bit daunting at first. But, with time and practice, as well as asking for help from your fellow board members, you'll be surfing the site like a champ in no time. You asked two questions, above, and the response is slightly different for each.

[U]Start with your second question.[/U]
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One of the things the creators of the USASG did was to provide helpful links, FAQs, and other info for the members. You probably happened to breeze right by it, in your eagerness to participate in the discussion, but that's common. If you look toward the top of the page, you'll see a blue bar with these words:
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"[b]Front Page[/b]", "[b]Forum[/b]", "[b]What's New?[/b]", "[b]Photo Gallery[/b]", and "[b]Abbreviations[/b]"

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And, right below them, you'll see these words (in smaller text):[indent]
"New Reports"
"Private Messages"
"FAQ"
"Calendar"
"Community"
"Forum Actions"
"Quick Links"

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You should familiarize yourself with each of those links but, for the answer to your question, check out the "[b]Abbreviations[/b]" link. Then, the meanings of ".2" and ".8" should no longer be a mystery.

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[U]Now, for your first question[/U]
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Standard rates and tips vary, depending. . .

But, what does that mean? Ah, my friend, the answer to that is found in the very board (and others) in which you posed your question. I [u]could[/u] just simply give you the answer, but like exploring the "Abbreviations" link above, that would deprive you of the learning experience. What I've done here is merely point you in the right direction. Now, [b]you[/b] need to take the ball and exercise a little initiative, based on the preceding info.

In reading the "Massage Parlor" forum, or any of the other forums ("Backpage Advertisers", "Craigslist Advertisers", etc.), I would [u]strongly[/u] recommend that you read back [b]at least six months[/b], in order to gain a firm understanding of the "lay of the land" (so to speak). Don't be over-eager, wanting to rush right out and start hobbying, because a few things will occur (none of the good):
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(1) You'll be at risk of being over-charged.
(2) You'll be at risk of getting snared by Uncle Leo.
(3) You'll be relatively uninformed as to the important "ins-and-outs" of the hobby.
(4) You won't be informed as to what areas or situations to avoid.

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So, before venturing out, take the time to do your homework. The benefits of doing so are tremendous, and the comparatively brief amount of time and effort required to do so will be much more than offset by the payoff once you start enjoying the hobby. But, if you choose to deprive yourself of this homework, I can almost [U]guarantee[/U] you that your experiences will be much diminished, compared to the experiences you could have had [B]IF ONLY[/B] you had taken the time and put in a little effort to do your homework.

It's up to you, amigo, but this is my advice. Others may believe differently and, if so, you can weigh their advice against the preceding. Either way, stay safe, be careful, and always be kind to the ladies.

[B]Roman[/B]

[B]P.S.[/B] - One other thing: Absolutely [U]do not[/U] start asking questions like, "[I]Where can I find the 'hot' girls?[/I]" or "[I]Which AMPs provide FS?[/I]" As a new member, you haven't built up enough "board cred" yet. Other members don't know who you are yet, and they'll want to see that [B](a)[/B] you're trustworthy and [B](b)[/B] you contribute to the discussion with [U]useful[/U] information.

Let me start by thanking Roman!

1. Greenbelt dream: Rising Sun, my sun sure did rise. Had been there around 20 pm (thurs), was greeted by an older lady. Asked me wait in the room, and there comes some angel (sorry didn't catch her name), was wearing a nice revealing top. Paid for hour (. 8), after 20 mins into the massage. Plenty of teasing, a lot of my hands brushing her thighs, holding them for some time here and there. She tells me to flip, asks me if I have a cover (hell yeah), puts it on and rides me like oulala. !! After like 10 mins, my sun sets down. Kisses on the cheek and out I go. Damage:. 8 +1. 2 (just because I liked her attitude, no questions or negotiations or any drama). Sorry if that's not Nova standard.

2. Wellness dream: Stopped by late around 6 pm, greeted by MMS was led to a room, paid the entrance fee. 8 and was asked if I had been there before. As usual I answered, yes. And told me to wait and says she will find me a good one. I smile. Lay off my clothes and a girl enters, I asked her name but she was being private (no idea). Her looks: frizzy curly hair, short with nice jugs. Holds my hand and takes me for a nice and clean shower. Some deep cleaning. Post shower, the massage was amazing, she was on the table sitting on my ass for the 90% of the time. But this was some great massage compared to Greenbelt. After the massage, she started kissing me all over my back, great build up and I flip. No negotiations here as well, but she was trying hard to avoid my hands going in her pants. Starts kissing my chest, plays with my nipple LOL. And heads down south. Now I'm all excited and she takes the junior in the mouth. Damage: . 8+. 8.

All in all a great experience, Nova. See you soon.

Good night fellas.

Long long long time lurker here but first time posting (I have read all the abbreviations and the rules).

I had two diff. Dreams at two diff. Places, once in Gainesville and one in Manassas (several times here). My caregiver at Manassas X Ji across from 7-11 is always Anna (there is another younger girl there but I never bothered). My first time was just straight up massage. 6 house fee, no HJ, no HE. She asked me if I had ever been there before and I straight up told her no so she didn't pursue and neither did I as I let things take its course. Massage was really good and she didn't short me on time.

I went back about 2 weeks later and Anna was a bit friendlier as she had remembered me. I laid down with my boxers on and she asked me to take them off, which was a good sign. She slid the hand in from the back to touch the jewels. After the flip, she straight up asked if I wanted more but right then and there, she said she wants. 4 tip for the extra stuff. I gave up and said okay so she would continue. She lets you roam over her ass (pretty flat) with clothes on but that's about it. She has decent size boobs but she would not let you touch them. HJ is pretty good, nothing to complain about but that's the most you'll get from there. Anna is old (I can't tell how old with Asians but she is old enough.) Not going to lie, the massage got shittier the second time around as she kept touchin the boys, which didn't require alot of effort on her part. However, she never shorted me on time though. I have been there at least 5 times now. I have moved from G. Ville to Aburn so I haven't been back there in a while. Last time I went she said they were moving the parlor a few suites down on the same street and same center.

My second dream was at Champaka on John Marshall hwy. Not going to get into it too much. Lady that greeted me (very old) also turned out to be my provider. Kept the light on (bright ass lights) and no foul play. Not even a hint. Didn't even work on legs that much to avoid everything together. . 6 house fee. I tipped 15 because she put alotta effort into the massage but that's about it.

I haven't checked out anything in Sterling / Herndon / Ashburn area yet but will do soon enough once I read a good review of something local.

Decided I would venture out and sample the 4 handed massage given by these 2 ladies. Typical 2 call system and led to the apartment. It is a private incall with ample parking. The pics are definitely them. They are both very good looking, I'd say they are hispanic if nationality matters to you. The massage was with this heated oil that actually felt good while they were massaging me. While one was massaging my back the other was massaging my legs. Massage was a 6/10, only because it felt good but didn't work that many kinks out. On the flip the ending was spectacular. Mind you I am biased because it was 2 girls at the same time. While one was taking care of Jr the other was tickling the boys and rubbing my inner thighs. After the finish they both wiped me off with warm cloths and my hour was up. They were not clock watchers and seemed into the massage. Total damage was $$$ for the hour and they advertised $$ for the half hour. There was lots of small talk during the massage to break the ice a little. I plan to repeat with both of them singley in the future. The link won't let me post but they can be found by searching in the body rubs section.

[QUOTE=LawrenceBwoy;3075007]I am visiting NOVA for a few days, I come from Raleigh, NC area.

Was reading all posts last few days, and got a chance to dream of Cindy OR Cici from Smile Therapy (Rob. Paris ct, Chantilly).

As I walked in, handed over the donation and was led to a room. She asked me if I was a first time visitor, but I said "No-but I have seen other girl" (this answer has gotten me a lot more).

Massage was not bad at all, compared to some of the parlors I've been in NC. I started moving my hands up her thighs, ask her if she is okay, she smiles and says ok.

After some time she jumps on the table and rubs my ass with decent amount of oil / lotion. With a lot of play between legs reaching out to the junior and his two friends. I could not resist the temptation, and I flip. Insisting her to be on the table. I do the sign language with my finger-in-the-mouth, she smiles and says No. But she bends down towards junior and starts kissing him. These things matter to me, the build up was great. She gets off the table and finishes me very nicely, while I was playing with her ass. "Too much too much" and she cleans up the junior nicely.

15 minutes still pending and she gives me a nice head massage. While leaving, she whispers "next time more, only me okay".

Looks 8/10 and Massage skills 8/10.

Would like to thank you all to keep this forum active. I do not post much, but if any of you happen to hit RDU area. Hmu!

Also if anyone has any recommendation near Arlington / Alexandria area for the weekend before I head back south. Please let me know.

Stay happy & Be safe guys.[/QUOTE]Arlington Physical Center.

703-XXX-1521.

Columbia Pike.

Arlington, VA, 22204.

Ask for Lotto. You won't be disappointed!!

[QUOTE=LawrenceBwoy;3077478]Let me start by thanking Roman!

1. Greenbelt dream: Rising Sun, my sun sure did rise. Had been there around 20 pm (thurs), was greeted by an older lady. Asked me wait in the room, and there comes some angel (sorry didn't catch her name), was wearing a nice revealing top. Paid for hour (. 8), after 20 mins into the massage. Plenty of teasing, a lot of my hands brushing her thighs, holding them for some time here and there. She tells me to flip, asks me if I have a cover (hell yeah), puts it on and rides me like oulala. !! After like 10 mins, my sun sets down. Kisses on the cheek and out I go. Damage:. 8 +1. 2 (just because I liked her attitude, no questions or negotiations or any drama). Sorry if that's not Nova standard.

2. Wellness dream: Stopped by late around 6 pm, greeted by MMS was led to a room, paid the entrance fee. 8 and was asked if I had been there before. As usual I answered, yes. And told me to wait and says she will find me a good one. I smile. Lay off my clothes and a girl enters, I asked her name but she was being private (no idea). Her looks: frizzy curly hair, short with nice jugs. Holds my hand and takes me for a nice and clean shower. Some deep cleaning. Post shower, the massage was amazing, she was on the table sitting on my ass for the 90% of the time. But this was some great massage compared to Greenbelt. After the massage, she started kissing me all over my back, great build up and I flip. No negotiations here as well, but she was trying hard to avoid my hands going in her pants. Starts kissing my chest, plays with my nipple LOL. And heads down south. Now I'm all excited and she takes the junior in the mouth. Damage: . 8+. 8.

All in all a great experience, Nova. See you soon.[/QUOTE]I was in RS about a week and a half ago and had a great experience also. Checking with some members on the GB forum, you paid the norm ($120 - $130) for the service you received. If they suspect you're a new there, they will try to up sell you but be firm (with your money! FYI, Cherry Accupressure is in the same office park but I'm told RS is the current gold standard in GB.

Can you be more specific as to which Wellness you visited as there are more than one? Thanks.