Massage Parlor Reports

Pics are obviously fake and they probably don't deliver but the ad language, it's a gem.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/portland/female-escorts/asian/carnal-asian-meat-lab-240-290-/485564244571[/URL]

[QUOTE]✨😻💦💕Carnal Asian Meat Lab ✨😻💦💕

One..Two..Three..Seduced & Delicious Meat Bombs" From 3 Countries Dropped Off In Front Of You, Blasting And Feasting Your Eyes! Your First Perceptual Intuition Will Definitely Drive You Into Darkly Sensual & Extremely Carnality Fantasy! For Sure, Our Meat Factory Is Absolutely The Heaven For Ravenous Meatarians!

To Keep Our Precious Meat FRESH OF FRESH, We Always Change Three Brand New Fresh Prime Meat Cuts Every Week! Please contact me To Cook And Taste All Kinds Of High-End Meat!

What We Get Right Now For You:

Meat A Japanese Kobe Marble Cut: 21-Year-Old Petite Sexy! The only words can describe such RAREST & MOST LUXURIOUS meat are Super Hot Naive, Tender/Softest, Melting In Mouth, Freshest & Organic, Virgin-Like! When you bite boobs and suck nipples, it just feels like eating butter and milk! Unbelievable Pink Juicy Meat! (Rare-To-Medium Rare GFE Available)

Meat B Korean Galbi Marble Cut: 23-Year-Old Hot Busty Fitness Gym hotty! Such Super Prime meat is a Delicacy, Tenderness, and Fatty ( well-marbled texture )! More sophisticated skills and more concentrated femininity! Such up-scale doll is completely valued for her flavor! Golden combination of age and skills! You will regret if miss out GFE from her! ( Medium Rare-To-Medium Well GFE Available)

Meat C Chinese Dry Aged Prime Cut: 24-Year-Old Charming Temperament AAA+ Porn Star Meat That All Epicures Love It So Bad! All kinds of cooking methods on such luxury developable wagyu cut! Tenderness with elasticity! Juice blasting but most concentrated flavor! Aged smell and naughty evil flavor! Can do almost everything! Real GFE and PSE player! ( Rare-To-Well Done GFE & PSE Available)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BobA0;7082066]Pics are obviously fake and they probably don't deliver but the ad language, it's a gem.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/portland/female-escorts/asian/carnal-asian-meat-lab-240-290-/485564244571[/URL][/QUOTE]Great now I can't decide between the Japanese Kobe Marble Cut or the Korean Galbi Marble.

[QUOTE=BobA0;7082066]Pics are obviously fake and they probably don't deliver but the ad language, it's a gem.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/portland/female-escorts/asian/carnal-asian-meat-lab-240-290-/485564244571[/URL][/QUOTE]They might want to workshop the "Dry Aged" descriptor.

[QUOTE=FoolOfATook;7082355]They might want to workshop the "Dry Aged" descriptor.[/QUOTE]In their defense, a quality dry aged steak at Morton's steak house is the most tender cut. As long as its not code for old Chinese grandma.

A few days ago I decided to give the spot near the liquor store in St Johns another go. Instead of the frizzy haired woman I saw last time, there was a new mid 30's woman with a pair of bolt-ons, red lipstick, and a black dress. Certainly looked promising.

Like my last visit, I paid for 30 minutes and I got about 20 - 25 minutes of a pretty decent massage but absolutely no teasing. Was beginning to wonder if perhaps I misjudged my masseuse when just before our time was up she asked me to turn over. After a little bit of back and forth (her English wasn't very good) I had CBJ and CFS arranged for a reasonable fare. CBJ was uninspiring and lackluster but she was certainly more enthusiastic about the CFS.

Since this newer spot is offering a greater variety of services than their competitor around the corner across the burger joint, I wonder the older location will have to revisit their menu options.

[QUOTE=FoolOfATook;7085599]A few days ago I decided to give the spot near the liquor store in St Johns another go. Instead of the frizzy haired woman I saw last time, there was a new mid 30's woman with a pair of bolt-ons, red lipstick, and a black dress. Certainly looked promising.

Like my last visit, I paid for 30 minutes and I got about 20 - 25 minutes of a pretty decent massage but absolutely no teasing. Was beginning to wonder if perhaps I misjudged my masseuse when just before our time was up she asked me to turn over. After a little bit of back and forth (her English wasn't very good) I had CBJ and CFS arranged for a reasonable fare. CBJ was uninspiring and lackluster but she was certainly more enthusiastic about the CFS.

Since this newer spot is offering a greater variety of services than their competitor around the corner across the burger joint, I wonder the older location will have to revisit their menu options.[/QUOTE]How much was the tip? She sounds interesting.

Canyon near Lexus. 30's (forgot name) with nice bolt-ons and slimish to HWP. Decent massage and all extras.

Everyday on Halsey. Amy 30's slim / curvy. Ok massage and all extras.

Went to Nice last week and candy was busy so I left. Went back today and was greeted by a new girl in a cute dress who made sure I knew her name was Luna.

Probably under 30 yo, cute enough figure with nice nips. Near zero English. I don't usually do FS but we negotiated a BBBJ (no CIM) and she was a real trooper. I'm not the easiest guy to get off but she gave lots of eye contact and cute moans. And she told me I was a good boy, which honestly sent me over the edge. How did she know that's my fetish? Was definite proof that my regular girl right now just doesn't give very good head. Did a bit of 69 which was clean and pleasant. My dick is still twitching with happiness, proof that the session was very good. Would repeat.

On my out Candy came in and flirted with me. I suspect a duo with those two could very fun.

Anyway if you're looking for something new I get the sense Luna is looking to establish a clientele. Recommended.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;7085626]How much was the tip? She sounds interesting.[/QUOTE]$140, but I'm not much of a haggler. Have fun and good luck!

I visited Love spa this morning. A new girl let me in. Lisa looked small, petite, slim and pretty too. Kind of cute. Short hair. Small body frame. Big breasts for her size. Sill looked like a young sexy teenage.

Gave her the donation. After DATY & BBBJ, I pounded her pussy hard. She was small but she could take a lot of hard pounding. I had a great time.

The best thing about petite Asian women, they always have small & tight pussy. Lisa is a good example. She has tight & wet pussy.

Been here couple times had fun.

But this time a younger looked 20's but you know.

Ok massage on the flip got a HJ said no FS today in her defense I just got off work and well was probably not the cleanest but man she pulled out the most amazing set of breasts I have ever seen I would say c cut but just perfect man I need to go back and she if I can get FS didn't get her name.

Stopped by Oceans Barbur out of curiosity as I don't remember that one being there on that stretch. Girl came out to greet me and I waved off as just stopping by to check on hf. She had a bit bulky build with some wide shoulders so wasn't the type that interested me.

Headed over to Love as I haven't tried them out yet. Met Lucy, a flirty one from entrance to exit. Was not shy about shoving that rack in my face and smothering me. On flip she climbed on for CG and grinded hard that I couldn't hold out for too long. She was hornier than me from wanting to keep going LOL. Never met the other girl if she was there at the time.

[QUOTE=RedRiderTwo;7086022]Been here couple times had fun.

But this time a younger looked 20's but you know.

Ok massage on the flip got a HJ said no FS today in her defense I just got off work and well was probably not the cleanest but man she pulled out the most amazing set of breasts I have ever seen I would say c cut but just perfect man I need to go back and she if I can get FS didn't get her name.[/QUOTE]Not throwing shade, but why not ask for a shower before the massage?

I couldn't imagine not being clean and heading to one of these places.

[QUOTE=Abkbk;7086175]Stopped by Oceans Barbur out of curiosity as I don't remember that one being there on that stretch. Girl came out to greet me and I waved off as just stopping by to check on hf. She had a bit bulky build with some wide shoulders so wasn't the type that interested me.

Headed over to Love as I haven't tried them out yet. Met Lucy, a flirty one from entrance to exit. Was not shy about shoving that rack in my face and smothering me. On flip she climbed on for CG and grinded hard that I couldn't hold out for too long. She was hornier than me from wanting to keep going LOL. Never met the other girl if she was there at the time.[/QUOTE]Is this bare p2p grinding?

I had a crappy summer, I basically hit the wall financially so it has been months since I been out. I am coming around though.

As promised I checked out that place SW 12th Ave. The Girls are young MILFs Anne and Ivy and easy on the eyes and very friendly. I had been texting Anne and finally went to see her. The place is an old Portland house in the middle of the business section on the south side of downtown. I am positive it is considered an eye sore to business's down there.

Anyhow everything is offered. Anne took me to the room and immediately asked for the $250 fee. As mentioned it has been months since I been out and I couldn't shake the services offered in this AD. No massage straight to naughty stuff. Almost to fast for my taste but not rushed either, BBBJ, DATY, CFS. Now for the bad news!

As I walked out through the kitchen I saw some guy go out the door then I noticed that Ivy was sitting in front of computer and I saw that the room I was in was monitored. I almost slapped the bitches!

STAY AWAY FROM THIS PLACE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE RECORDED!