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[QUOTE=JimHoll;6211918] . . . was inspired to know so many fresh newbys (wishful thinking that many are milw applicants) were in line to be posting in the near future. Let's hope so anyways.[/QUOTE]Inflation has hit Milwaukee. I'm seeing a lot of new chocolate on the site, plus the holidays are coming up. Santa ain't delivering those presents, but I bet there's a pussy somewhere that can put something under the tree.
Coochie (Happy Holidays Motherfuckers! Eater.
God Bless You All.
[QUOTE=Japdip1223;6215366]I recently saw a post (but now cannot find it) about a head doctor in Mukwonago area that goes by Peanut. Any contact info / link would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Why don't you try and plug that name into the search function on STG? You'd have what you're looking for. Took me all of 10 seconds to find it.
[QUOTE=ZipperSquid;6215974]Why don't you try and plug that name into the search function on STG? You'd have what you're looking for. Took me all of 10 seconds to find it.[/QUOTE]Not a peanut to be found, but I got a pumpkin. A large, unattractive provider. IMO.
No, more like [B]BABY CATASTROPHY[/B] or maybe [B]BABY HOLOCAUST[/B]. Is OctoMom providing in Milwaukee now?
Coochie (lost his lunch) Eater.
God bless you all.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6215646]Inflation has hit Milwaukee. I'm seeing a lot of new chocolate on the site, plus the holidays are coming up. Santa ain't delivering those presents, but I bet there's a pussy somewhere that can put something under the tree.
Coochie (Happy Holidays Motherfuckers! Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]True with a down turn in the economy coming in 2023 I see more single moms that ain't crackhoe's coming on the scene. More so in the chocolate community.
My civilian Asian mama was feeling kinky. Or generous after I hyper focused on her needs. Lubed up her back side and she laid on her stomach. Her legs together I straddled. I pressed my dick on her anus. She said I was doing fine, just go slow. In the past she sort of was disappointed that I was not all the way in when I cummed. This time I was balls deep. Took longer deeper strokes. She talked dirty "fuck my ass" like in pornos. She's never done that. After about a minute I was ready to blow. Then watched as I pulled out. Didn't see any drainage so it must have been deep.
We have not discussed this since. Got to wondering why she only allows anal a few times a year? Then made complaints I was not all the way in. Then allows a porno style punishment of her ass. Acted as if it was pleasurable?
My mind wandered and I'm thinking she's been on this ride before. Either recent or a memory from the past that triggered her need for anal?
This is why hookers are better. They have done everything and you are not the worst they have ever had. No need to question their motives.
Just a funny post that I saw on FB.
[URL]https://www.facebook.com/reel/5633809983363446/?s=ifu[/URL]
So I was thinking of visiting Jessica this weekend and can't find her number. Ran across this [URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/99-of-requested-videospictures/879757920875[/URL].
Anyone know if that's really her? Or is she actually out of the game just selling videos?
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;6222585]My civilian Asian mama was feeling kinky. Or generous after I hyper focused on her needs. Lubed up her back side and she laid on her stomach. Her legs together I straddled. I pressed my dick on her anus. She said I was doing fine, just go slow. In the past she sort of was disappointed that I was not all the way in when I cummed. This time I was balls deep. Took longer deeper strokes. She talked dirty "fuck my ass" like in pornos. She's never done that. After about a minute I was ready to blow. Then watched as I pulled out. Didn't see any drainage so it must have been deep.
We have not discussed this since. Got to wondering why she only allows anal a few times a year? Then made complaints I was not all the way in. Then allows a porno style punishment of her ass. Acted as if it was pleasurable?
My mind wandered and I'm thinking she's been on this ride before. Either recent or a memory from the past that triggered her need for anal?
This is why hookers are better. They have done everything and you are not the worst they have ever had. No need to question their motives.[/QUOTE]Do you have a contact or info you can pass on to me about the Asian you mentioned? I enjoy Greek and would like to try her out.
[QUOTE=OildaleGuy;6229037]So I was thinking of visiting Jessica this weekend and can't find her number. Ran across this [URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/99-of-requested-videospictures/879757920875[/URL].
Anyone know if that's really her? Or is she actually out of the game just selling videos?[/QUOTE]Yes it's really her. Apparently she's dating an older guy now that has her set up at his place, and he doesn't want her meeting guys now.
[QUOTE=GhostDawg;6229258]Yes it's really her. Apparently she's dating an older guy now that has her set up at his place, and he doesn't want her meeting guys now.[/QUOTE]These "Pretty Woman" set ups don't last long. She'll be back on the escort market soon. Just wait a bit.
Sometimes I get numbers from girls in clubs for TO. Sometimes I crosschecck numbers from STG on fastpeoplesearch. If I get an active number that I can I'd, I put it in my phone. Do I always follow up? I guess not. But I do put their names in followed by WH so I can quick scroll through to providers. Part of my holiday project was to see which numbers are still active and which to delete. Needless to say, I have been deleting a shitload of numbers. Then a surprise! I call my number for Porsha X! Got the number from STG and verified on fastpeople. Found her on facebook as well. Well okay then. I call the number and a woman answers. I say "Hey! Are you available?" L O NG P AU S E. . . [B]Her[/B] - "Wha. . . " [B]Me[/B] - "Are you available tonight?" She says "Who is this?" "Coochie Eater!" [B]Her[/B] "How did you get this number?" [B]Me[/B] - "STG" [B]Her[/B] - "Who are you looking for?" [B]Me[/B] - "Porsha!" [B]Her[/B] - "No, you got the wrong number. " [B]Me[/B] - "Okay, but hey! I'd still like to meet you!" [B]Her[/B]- "I'm not available, but you can call back. " [B]Me[/B] - "K! Who should I ask for?" [B]Her[/B] - "Tasha" [B]Me [/B]- "K, Tasha! I'll give you a call!
So you can even find pussy calling wrong numbers. Reminds me of the days in the 80's and 90's before caller I'd calling babes at random out of the phone book. Amazing how many single women would entertain nameless perverts for a little dirty talk. And sometimes they would give up the pussy to have a nameless, faceless stranger show up and fuck them. Ah, those were the days.
Coochie (Can't wait to see what Tasha looks like) Eater.
God Bless You All.
Holy Christ Shit the Bed! I pass on one of my regulars to you guys, and I share a little personal information about her to you. Then you go repeat it to her? You fucking idiot! She calls me up and says why did you tell So-and-So that I do this and that? I guess So-and-So just wants to fuck me in the ass with my provider. Jesus I know we're all a sick bag of fucks on here, but do we have to act like 7th grade school girls? So, you know who you are, and you will never get an inside tip from me again. Thanks for the nice Christmas present asshole.
Coochie (expected more from ya'all) Eater.
God Bless You All!
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6229499]Reminds me of the days in the 80's and 90's before caller I'd calling babes at random out of the phone book. Amazing how many single women would entertain nameless perverts for a little dirty talk. And sometimes they would give up the pussy to have a nameless, faceless stranger show up and fuck them. Ah, those were the days.[/QUOTE]Boy, this was a dusty old memory. I hadn't thought of this in years. So here goes: My friend Jack (RIP) started dating a woman with a lunatic boyfriend. Boyfriend is stupid enough to leave a death threat on Jack's answering machine (Yes, not voice mail. A MACHINE!) Jack gets a restraining order, but the judge tells girlfriend she has to choose which side of the order she's going to stand on. She chooses death-threat looney. Now Jack isn't supposed to have contact with her. One night in his kitchen, he picks up the phone and absentmindedly calls goofy girl. As the phone rings he shouts "Fuck! I'm not suppose to contact her!" and instead of hanging up, he tosses the cordless phone to me. So this is the late 80's. Land lines, operated assisted calls, and NO caller I D. She answers. I say, in a husky, pleading whisper "Don't hang up!" I didn't know what else to say, it was the first thing that came to mind. "Who is this?" she asks. "it doesn't matter, just don't hang up. Please, just don't hang up. ".
So this babe keeps talking to me. Jack heads up to his bedroom to get on the extension. She and I keep talking. Do I know her? Did I just call her at random? What do I want? What do I look like? It takes about a half an hour when I finally ask "Where are you? Kitchen? Living room? Where? AH! Bedroom! Are you in bed? Are you in pajamas? Nightie? Where is your other hand? Touch yourself with it. Touch your breast. What's it feel like? It feels good? YES! Yes it does! It feels great! Oh? You're pregnant? And your breasts are swollen? Rub your nipple. On and on we go, until she masturbates herself to my coaching. (After Jack has heard her pound her pomegranate he decides to go to bed.).
I ask her "Can I come see her?" Sure! Can I bring a pack of Merit Ultra-Light non-menthols. Yep, I've written down your address. Give me 30 minutes. I show up. I squeeze those sensitive, swollen nipples. And I fuck her pregnant pussy. I return to Jack's and sleep on his couch. I awake to being shaken. "Well, my friend," Jack says "I used to think you were the king of sick, but now I think you're emperor. What happened after she whipped herself?" I told him about going to her apartment and fucking her.
"Are you fucking nuts? Did you ever think she'd have the cops waiting for you?" I told him "No. Of course not. I was bringing her cigarettes. " So here's the upshot of this. I told Jack that when women list their names in the phone book (for you young guys, the phone company would publish your phone number in a large book with almost everyone's phone number. If you didn't want your number in the phone book, you had to pay extra to have an unlisted number, and that service was EXPENSIVE!) So instead of having an unlisted number, safety conscious single females would list just their first initial instead of their first name, because then they wouldn't be advertising that they were single females (HA!) Madison, being a college town, had thousands of entries like B. Ginnersluck, C. Spotrun, D. Flowered, etc. Of course, when you saw initials, you knew immediately it was a single female. So for shits and giggles, Jack and I would call random numbers with initials and have these kinds of conversations. And people! I cannot tell you how frequently these britches would let us take them all the way to meeting them. We didn't show up, because Jack was afraid of LEO being there, and I was afraid the woman would look like your mother. Man, this was cheap entertainment getting random babes to whip their clits as you coached them into some perverted fantasy.
Goddam technology. Now there are no phone books, we have automatic caller I D, and Jack is dead. I have to do something else to jerk to. Thank God for internet porn.
Coochie (misses talking to the goofy fucking britches) Eater.
God Bless You All.
P.S. Sorry about the length of this, but this forum is the only place I can share this.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6229499]Sometimes I get numbers from girls in clubs for TO. Sometimes I crosschecck numbers from STG on fastpeoplesearch. If I get an active number that I can I'd, I put it in my phone. Do I always follow up? I guess not. But I do put their names in followed by WH so I can quick scroll through to providers. Part of my holiday project was to see which numbers are still active and which to delete. Needless to say, I have been deleting a shitload of numbers. Then a surprise! I call my number for Porsha X! Got the number from STG and verified on fastpeople. Found her on facebook as well. Well okay then. I call the number and a woman answers. I say "Hey! Are you available?" L O NG P AU S E. . . [B]Her[/B] - "Wha. . . " [B]Me[/B] - "Are you available tonight?" She says "Who is this?" "Coochie Eater!" [B]Her[/B] "How did you get this number?" [B]Me[/B] - "STG" [B]Her[/B] - "Who are you looking for?" [B]Me[/B] - "Porsha!" [B]Her[/B] - "No, you got the wrong number. " [B]Me[/B] - "Okay, but hey! I'd still like to meet you!" [B]Her[/B]- "I'm not available, but you can call back. " [B]Me[/B] - "K! Who should I ask for?" [B]Her[/B] - "Tasha" [B]Me [/B]- "K, Tasha! I'll give you a call!
So you can even find pussy calling wrong numbers. Reminds me of the days in the 80's and 90's before caller I'd calling babes at random out of the phone book. Amazing how many single women would entertain nameless perverts for a little dirty talk. And sometimes they would give up the pussy to have a nameless, faceless stranger show up and fuck them. Ah, those were the days.
Coochie (Can't wait to see what Tasha looks like) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Rolodex? LOL, God we're old fucks! Got to find one of these youngins to get my 8 track tape player to stop flashing 12:00. If you know anyone that's tech savy, have them page me and I'll call them from my home phone.