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[QUOTE=TheRagen;5772218]So I was skimming through Tryst which I almost never do and I noticed a profile that caught my eye. Seraphina Westlake's ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/seraphina-westlake[/URL]) and I was curious if anyone has taken her up on it. I remember seeing her profile on SA back 5 years ago and several of those photos are still the same so I am thinking it seems suspect especially as I haven't heard anyone review her since like the RTP days. The reviews back then were pretty good so I thought I'd see if anyone was able to verify her posting as legit.[/QUOTE]She is real, just expect a lot of extra tonnage.

[QUOTE=TheRagen;5772218]So I was skimming through Tryst which I almost never do and I noticed a profile that caught my eye. Seraphina Westlake's ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/seraphina-westlake[/URL]) and I was curious if anyone has taken her up on it. I remember seeing her profile on SA back 5 years ago and several of those photos are still the same so I am thinking it seems suspect especially as I haven't heard anyone review her since like the RTP days. The reviews back then were pretty good so I thought I'd see if anyone was able to verify her posting as legit.[/QUOTE]I just think it's an old ad and she's no longer providing. That ad's been there a while but I've never seen a "last active" date on it. Notice the link to her website is defunct.

[QUOTE=TwoSheds;5772631]She is real, just expect a lot of extra tonnage.[/QUOTE]Thank you. I remember a lot of the reviews being very complimentary as she was a spinner where we have almost no spinners so that tells me all I need to know.

[QUOTE=TwoSheds;5772631]She is real, just expect a lot of extra tonnage.[/QUOTE]So, you've seen her fairly recently? How much tonnage? BBW or just thick? Back in the RTP days I really wanted to see her, but I assumed that ship had sailed and she just never got around to taking down her ads.

[QUOTE=DerDeered;5769638]I hope you meant that you in reference to everyone because have not rained money or groveled over anyone that looks like her. I'm not going out of my way to hate on her nor am I even hating period. I just don't think she is worth 100 qv. Nice enough person though. I would rather pust a little extra on that 100 and have a great session with Reanne or Eden. Far different experiences vs walking into a cheap notel in a bad area. I don't think guys should pay so much to be in fear. If she wants that amount invest into your business by getting better stays and giving a consistent quality level of service.[/QUOTE]I wasn't referring to you specifically and no, I have not dated this woman or seen her in person. I do not know where her location is either. I'm saying that it seems like a mass pile on in her case and I see no difference in her and many others that folks rant and rave over. And I am experienced in this hobby, I know what to look for.

I've seen guys post that they were robbed and got cash and dashed by attractive women that they felt secure in dealing with.

And, I'm not calling any names but there's a woman that's always mentioned in this forum and I think she looks like a bony little kangaroo and she charges well above premium rates.

But I would not judge her by that.

In this case it seems like everyone is already familiar with her and commenting that she's poison, but it turns out they're just going off her pics and tats.

I do agree and have posted myself a few times that most of these girls are worth no more than street walker rates. But the way I see it, the so called "upscale premium", escorts are barely any better. And I see that guys are giving them 300-400 hr and up. To me that's no better.

I guess if your looking for a certain fantasy experience its their choice but you develop a dependency when you need that much from a prostitute.

Post-nut clarity is usually my main factor and it runs both ways. I definitely want a decent clean woman in a non hostile location, but I'm also not going to spend 400 an hour just to bust a nut in a condom. They're not worth that much. They might be beautiful, but in reality they're no prettier than women working any other occupation. They just happen to allow themselves to be bought.

[QUOTE=TheRagen;5772218]So I was skimming through Tryst which I almost never do and I noticed a profile that caught my eye. Seraphina Westlake's ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/seraphina-westlake[/URL]) and I was curious if anyone has taken her up on it. I remember seeing her profile on SA back 5 years ago and several of those photos are still the same so I am thinking it seems suspect especially as I haven't heard anyone review her since like the RTP days. The reviews back then were pretty good so I thought I'd see if anyone was able to verify her posting as legit.[/QUOTE]I was very intrigued by her some years back. I never got to partake but always wanted to know more. I think I still have a link to her twitter.

[QUOTE=Spellbound728;5773330]I wasn't referring to you specifically and no, I have not dated this woman or seen her in person. I do not know where her location is either. I'm saying that it seems like a mass pile on in her case and I see no difference in her and many others that folks rant and rave over. And I am experienced in this hobby, I know what to look for.

I've seen guys post that they were robbed and got cash and dashed by attractive women that they felt secure in dealing with.

And, I'm not calling any names but there's a woman that's always mentioned in this forum and I think she looks like a bony little kangaroo and she charges well above premium rates.

But I would not judge her by that.

In this case it seems like everyone is already familiar with her and commenting that she's poison, but it turns out they're just going off her pics and tats.

I do agree and have posted myself a few times that most of these girls are worth no more than street walker rates. But the way I see it, the so called "upscale premium", escorts are barely any better. And I see that guys are giving them 300-400 hr and up. To me that's no better.

I guess if your looking for a certain fantasy experience its their choice but you develop a dependency when you need that much from a prostitute..[/QUOTE]I think your post sums things up correctly. Some ****** are better than others, maybe I'm cheap, but no ***** is worth more than 100.00 imo just to bust a nut in a bag, or even CIM. I was always told growing up " a fool and his money are soon parted".

Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.

The Foreplay: Over the last month, I have been chatting with Parker via text, and I have to tell everyone that it was a refreshing joy to text with her when compared to other providers in the area. She is engaging and actually uses nice pleasantries when communicating. There are none of the one-word replies you see from the others. She uses actual full typed-out sentences that have a caring and flirtatious undertone about them. It is the small things, right? They say first impressions are everything, and texting with her makes the start of the experience much more alluring and builds up the expectations.

The Delay: My work schedule is very hectic, which adds to the complexity of selecting a fixed date and time. But she was able to accommodate, and we finally were able to set up a time that fit both our schedules. Unfortunately, she had a scare with COVID and asked very politely if we could reschedule the day before our visit. I was very grateful that she had the thoughtfulness to think about me and not want to get me sick. Plus, she asked in such a way that I knew she wasn't just making it up, and it built up the anticipation that much more. So she again was accommodating, and we rescheduled; In the back of my head, I just knew it would be well worth the wait.

The Date: For once in my life, I am at a loss for words. No words can describe my first-time Parker experience. You have to experience it yourself to understand fully.

Reviewers talk about her tattoos, body, and how sexy she is; Don't get me wrong, she has all that going for her, but she is so much more than that. When seeing her for the first time, all you can say is "God Damn!" as your jaw drops to the floor. There is an instant connection when you meet her for the first time as she greets you with open arms and the most inviting smile I have ever seen! Parker is a very genuine person. She is so easy to talk to, has an excellent sense of humor, is super down to earth, and is very sweet. Parker made me feel so comfortable, and I felt like I was in the best company ever. She is pretty awesome, in my opinion. But these are all just generic terms and phrases that you might hear or see describing other providers. And this is where I struggle to find the right words. I just can't. Again she is so much more. A phrase from the song "You Put A Spell On Me" by the Devil Doll comes to mind. "You put a spell on me without asking me."

The Conclusion: My catchphrase has always been "she is committed to your success", and we all know what that means, but that doesn't describe the experience or do her justice. I can honestly say that I have never been on a date like this before. When you hesitantly walk away from the date, you do so with so much energy, craving for more. She is hands down, has been the best part of my year thus far, and I cannot wait to see her again. And for those lucky members of the Exclusive Parker Club, you all know exactly what I am talking about!

The What: I know I will undoubtedly get some questions on this review. So I will answer what I think will be the most asked.

1. Hey, will you please share her phone number with me?; No. I respect her privacy and will not.

2. How much was the date?; I do not share information like that. It is not fair to her.

3. What's included in the date?; If you have been with a provider before, I do not need to answer this question. Let's just say it is 1000% worth it.

4. She sounds so awesome; how do I get a date with her?; I found her on P411. She will activate her account when she is ready to take on new clients. So you should get an account on there. Or be on the lookout for ads in the typical places.

5. Does she have an OF?; Yes and No. She does, but she turned it off. She might turn it back on in the future.

6. Pretty Please, can I have her numbers? I'll pay you!; Nope, not happening, see question #1.

Peace and enjoy.

Shivers.

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[QUOTE=Alerius;5773214]So, you've seen her fairly recently? How much tonnage? BBW or just thick? Back in the RTP days I really wanted to see her, but I assumed that ship had sailed and she just never got around to taking down her ads.[/QUOTE]Was all the way back in 2018, so probably even more now.

[QUOTE=Billechi69;5773987][URL]https://skipthegames.com/img/014/MTQ2NjU0YWY3OTI1ZGIwOGQ2OWI0OTY5YTlmNTM4NzQ2ZjAzOGE.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE]Stay away from this one. Reports of pimp or boyfriend robbing you at gunpoint.

[QUOTE=JohnnyRue;5774730]Stay away from this one. Reports of pimp or boyfriend robbing you at gunpoint.[/QUOTE]Yep. Another rule of thumb is to never bring any extra cash inside than what you are going to pay and leave your phone in the car. Things can happen and in that situation if they get your donation money at least that's all they get. You don't want them snagging more or your phone as well.

[QUOTE=JohnnyRue;5774730]Stay away from this one. Reports of pimp or boyfriend robbing you at gunpoint.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I carry and would rather avoid the sketch but I wouldn't hesitate to clear the threat.

[QUOTE=JohnnyRue;5774730]Stay away from this one. Reports of pimp or boyfriend robbing you at gunpoint.[/QUOTE]I can't open that link. Do you have a direct link to the ad?

[QUOTE=ReefGlue;5767520]I don't know what it is but she's a cop magnet. Been busted for prostitution more than a hand full of times.[/QUOTE]How does one get busted? At the incall, like a trap (fake ad)?