Kenny & Kelly? Kenny & Kimmie?
Thursday night, I'm crusing the loops, W / W, Patapsco, B / CB and back again. Keep coming up empty. About to call it quits, just going to check W / W one last time. So, coming from Wash Blvd, I turn left on S. Carey, then another left on Ramsay and I stop at the stop sign on Calhoun St. There's a bar on the corner, and usually has a few guys hanging around it. Well, this time, there's about 3-4 guys (as usual) but 1 girl is with them. Slim, cute blonde, looks about 21 whyear old She looks like she MIGHT be a SW, but it's hard to tell, some of the civilians in that neighborhood could pass for a SW, and vice-versa. Plus, how do I get her attention when she's basically surrounded by 3-4 guys.
So, I circle the block, come back to Woodyear & Ramsay and guess what. She's all alone. AHA! I knew my monger radar was working. I pull over, she walks over to my vehicle, what's up. What's up with you. Chit chat, chit chat. Yeah, uh-huh, get in. As she grabs the handle to open the door, some white dude (about 40 whyear old) comes out of nowhere and starts screaming & yelling at her, saying "where the fuck do you think you're going, oh no you're not, not with that muthafucka, you ain't goin nowhere". She tries to explain, but he ain't havin none of it, starts pullin her away from the vehicle, tellin me "you betta get the fuck away from here, she ain't goin nowhere with you pal", causing a big ole' scene. So, I just drove off with the door half open and closed it when I turned the corner.
Damn! He fucked up my plans, I was really feelin her and couldn't wait to sample the goodies. Now I'm a little frustrated but for some reason, curiosity won't let me leave the area, even though I was tired as hell and really didn't want to get caught up in some other couple's bullshit. So, I allow some time for the smoke to clear and come back about 30-40 minutes later and run into my regular, Kayla, on the SAME DAMN CORNER. We go to my spot, I tell her what happened and she says,"oh, that's Kenny & Kelly", Kenny & Kimmie, or something like that. Everyone knows them, they argue like that all the time, always full of drama. Apparantley, Kenny, who actually is in his 40's, put up cash to save the mother's or grandmother's house from forclosure. In return for his good samaratin deed, he starts bangin the cute blonde girl (Kelly, Kimmie, or whatever the fuck her name is) , now they have a baby, but she still has a nice slim body, and she's 25 whyear old according to my source.
Any other mongers know who this girl is? Or better yet, have you sampled this girl? Hopefully, I'll catch her another time, maybe I'll see if Kayla can set it up for me. Maybe even arrange a threesome?
Chico