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[QUOTE=DannyFknKay;7346439]I believe she only works down on the OC area but she's well worth the drive. Maybe if enough of us LA guys go see her we can convince her to tour the LA area once in a while.[/QUOTE]If people go to OC to see her, what's her incentive to relocate? Your post probably should have been in the OC section to start, even though it is a small world.

[QUOTE=BlakCasper;7344966]Did you see her in the LA area or in Orange where her ad says she is? LA area would be great.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the confusion. I saw her in central OC. She is usually way further south, which is why I had never seen her. I went at a time of day when there was basically no traffic. It was beyond worth the drive. Maybe I should have posted in the OC section, but in my mind, OC is close enough to LA to share this intel on the LA board. I guess it also depends on where you live in LA county though. From my location, northern and central OC are much more accessible than the SF Valley and the IE. I will under almost no circumstances drive north the Sepulveda Pass or DTLA for pussy. However, I have no problem driving to Buena Park, Anaheim, or even Costa Mesa if I can time it strategically to avoid traffic.

I haven't seen her but she looked crazy in her pics! Those eyes!! And her blogs in the safety club and other blogs! This woman looks insane!! But I bet she's a freak! She does BBFS from what I read so far. I haven't seen her. [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/HelenaUlinova[/URL].

[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;7347381]I haven't seen her but she looked crazy in her pics! Those eyes!! And her blogs in the safety club and other blogs! This woman looks insane!! But I bet she's a freak! She does BBFS from what I read so far. I haven't seen her. [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/HelenaUlinova[/URL].[/QUOTE]In one of the blogs she said that she "would never see a client uncovered at any price. " I haven't seen her, nor do I do uncovered, so I couldn't tell you.

She's definitely better than most alternatives. All her pictures are real and she has natural breasts, exactly as shown. If that's what you're into, good luck finding better. She does have a bit of a BBW vibe when you see her full frontal, but her face is very cute with a bit of baby fat. She's not tall, but she has big breasts and a big ass. The rest is perfectly fine.

I booked just half an hour since she didn't have more time, but she didn't hold anything back. Lots of tongue kissing, basically unlimited. She even suggested edge-of-the-bed missionary. Go in carefully she can handle a good pounding, she's not some delicate spinner. I came for those 19-year-old breasts and didn't let go while she gave me a great BBBJ.

Fake pictures really kill it for me. It's like taking a punch when the door opens and you see it's not the same girl. Fake breasts are just as bad. I want real ones full of life, and they have to be big and point up nicely the bigger the better.

[QUOTE=Getupngo;7333018]Saw her last week at her incall in Valencia. No real body pics, the there are definitely not her, the facial ones are though. Has some baby damage. Everything goes with her, BBFS, CIP, CIA etc. At 300 it's a bargain. She does talk a lot though.[/QUOTE]Are you able to describe her body more? How bad is the baby damage? She's kind of been on my radar but her ambiguous photos put me in doubt. I like my dates to look at least fuckable LOL.

TIA!

[QUOTE=Gilforama;7332378]This one is now 70, and a dedicated cum-swallowing 3-hole cumdumpster with an unlimited bareback menu. I'm sure many of you here have also seeded her, and so, therefore, might very well recognize her, even without seeing her face. Because she's right here in little old Los Angeles, and she is just about everybody's favorite bareback septuagenarian fucktoy who is still putting out! (I'll share my pics of her showing her face and sperm-filled pussy, but only by private email, and only with cuntributing, trustworthy seniors!).[/QUOTE]Ahhhh Jennifer, it's been years since I've made it across town to see her but that was certainly a fun time. And agreed, I tend to go for GILFS- dependable, no bait and switch, and fucking naughty. Some faves over the years-.

1. Shelly the Burbank Bomber- I try to see her a couple times a month. The tits are phenomenal, just don't piss her off.

2. Annikagilf- May not be doing much more but again a great titted blonde and a lot of fun.

3. Magdalenheart- she's gone by a few things over the years but I finally made it down to the OC and was not disappointed. A cute southern accent and thin body.

4. Tricia Lane- She charges a bit much for where she is now, but she is hot.

5. Laragazza- Definitely chatty and can be a bit of a mess but a hot body and face.

6. Marisa Carlo- So fucking gorgeous, great smile and incredible body and tits. I think the tits are even natural? They sag so perfectly.

7. Sheila Marie- Flighty, weird, needy, but she's a fucking hot old porn star and god damn those lips, ass and tits.

This one is chillin with RichBratt.

2 smokin Hot little hotties.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Princess222[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/richbratt444[/URL]

[QUOTE=JackReacher;7352446]This one is chillin with RichBratt.

2 smokin Hot little hotties.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Princess222[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/richbratt444[/URL][/QUOTE]That's a nice ass. Wearing that outfit in a convenience store means she's a street ho as well. Usually catching them out on the track. Will sometimes get you a better price than any escort site including HX.

Found her ad on HX and here is her profile:

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jessicaricci[/URL]

She replied back with her rates:

RATES.

💲400 Hr 💲300 HH.

MENU.

GFE / 69 / DATY / DATO (on me only).

⛔NO. CIM / BBFS.

⛔NO VIDEOS or PHOTOS allowed.

EXTRAS.

❌BBBJ $200.

❌GREEK $200.

❌MSOG $200.

💲CASH💲.

The extras for BBBJ and MSOG put her closer to $800/ HR. But I can't find any reviews on her. Any help would be appreciated?

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[QUOTE=JackReacher;7352446]This one is chillin with RichBratt.

2 smokin Hot little hotties.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Princess222[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/richbratt444[/URL][/QUOTE]Mr. McNasty?

[QUOTE=JackReacher;7352446]This one is chillin with RichBratt.

2 smokin Hot little hotties.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Princess222[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/richbratt444[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't bother with princess222. Says she's OK with "cfs, BBBJ, GFE, lfk and camel slide" via text and quoted me 400/ hr 2 pops. First off the positives: she looks great, young tight bod with soft breasts and she took the time to put makeup on. I would say she looks more mixed AA / White than Latina but it was pretty dark in the room. She is very accommodating, and honestly seems like a sweetheart but she is very new to the business and I'm not sure she's meant to be in this line of work.

Negatives: Right off the bat said she doesn't do BBBJ because she has a cut in her mouth. She stretched out her cheek to show me but I couldn't see shit in the darkness of the hotel room, so I just accepted her explanation. Lackluster CBJ nothing to write home about. CFS. She holds the condom at the base of your dick during missionary but not doggy. Says I can't nut inside her even with a condom what the actual fuck. Her explanation is that she had a "bad experience" earlier. Very distracting trying to bang away with her hand between your dick and her vag but I did enjoy the feel of her pussy, not too tight but just enough sensation. Would not allow lfk or GFE the entire time, despite saying she did thru text. Asked me to hurry up and go faster which pissed me off, told her to jack me off when I pulled out so I could cum and she agreed, when I pulled out she didn't do shit.

We cleaned up and had about 25 minutes left on the clock, I asked to go again she said she doesn't do that. I told her I paid extra for MSOG and she said her "friend" set up her account and she doesn't know the menu items and what they mean. I asked again and she hinted that her friend "who is outside" set up her menu and she's not down for another round. I got pissed off that she's now insinuating that her friend is there to strongarm me if I don't agree and said fuck this and got dressed and left. Absolute trash experience and outright rip off IMHO. I did eye an adult male walking around the parking lot as I was leaving as well.

Seems like a nice enough girl but if you have the itch then don't agree to an hour with the upgrades because you'll get fuckin shafted. DO a QV or HHR but just know that you're not getting much for what you pay for. I did not enjoy my time with her, would not return, and I cannot recommend.

Another New Cute one.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Snowbunny01[/URL]

"Hey there Snow here.

I'm 24 Colombian 5'2 150 all natural 36 DD cup.

Hygiene and good energy are above all.

I'm full GFE BBBJ daty dato fiv fia for.

Pics and video for extra 140.

300 HR.

250 HH.

200 QV.

No Greek no camel no negotiating.

Sending good energy your way.

Love.

Snow."

Always a great time with this Italian / Spanish MILF.

She's thick with some nice big titts. She's open minded.

Chuck.

Tell her the Boy Scout sent you. Just let her know what badge you want to earn!