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[QUOTE=Star67;4675024]After reading a number of reviews. I guess I am in search of a unicorn experience.

My quest in this venture is to avoid pitfalls.

When I participate in the sport I am looking for a quality experience. I don't want to beat up a provider or haggle over the donation. I also do not want to be upcharged after we have agreed on a donation. I am not going to overpay but I am willing to pay a fair price and believe you get what you pay for.

I want an easy meeting arrangement that is drama free and on time. I am respectful of their time so they better not waste my time. If they have limits or rules I will respect that as long as I know about them up front. I don't want a clock watcher and I certainly do not want to be rushed in the experience.

I want someone whose weight is in proportion to their height. No fatties. They don't have to be a perfect 10 but I also don't want someone who has escaped from the dog pound or who looks like their face was used to stomp out a forest fire. I would also prefer that they are not a walking billboard of tattoos. They are clean and have impeccable hygiene free from odors and smell good. In turn, I will be the same.

I want a clean in call with no odors of pets smoke or other types of chaos in a safe area free of crime. There should be a bed or minimally a couch. I am not conducting business in a car, garage, or on a sheet or blanket on the basement floor.

The provider best be an independent operator free of management or a pimp. I have no interest in seeing anyone who is being forced to provide or is being human trafficked. No one else better be around either. Family, friends, boyfriend, significant other.

I would also prefer that they not be strung out on something, falling down drunk, or using any substance in my presence. They also should make an attempt to like what they do and the services they offer. I don't care if it is all a lie and an act.

Is such a provider out there able to deliver on that type of experience or is that just a pipe dream? If someone capable of providing such an experience exists I would like to hear about it. PM me if you prefer.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Did you know that Santa's sleigh is pulled by unicorns and not by reindeer? It's full of honest politicians and humanitarian Russian leaders. Of course, the type of provider you've described is very common and can be found on the corner of Utopia and Erehwon Avenue.

How about this? I found a provider that doesn't smell too bad and doesn't complain because I take too fucking long. She has big but saggy tits and most of her teeth. She's not packing a weapon and she kinda enjoys what she's doing. When I leave I have my wallet and nothing else I want to take home to my wife and kids.

So if you find one like I just described, please PM me immediately.

Otherwise I'm on Pornhub with my very safe right hand as companionship.

Coochie (Goddamn, for as smart as I am, I been burned too many times) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=Star67;4675024]After reading a number of reviews. I guess I am in search of a unicorn experience.

My quest in this venture is to avoid pitfalls.

When I participate in the sport I am looking for a quality experience. I don't want to beat up a provider or haggle over the donation. I also do not want to be upcharged after we have agreed on a donation. I am not going to overpay but I am willing to pay a fair price and believe you get what you pay for.

I want an easy meeting arrangement that is drama free and on time. I am respectful of their time so they better not waste my time. If they have limits or rules I will respect that as long as I know about them up front. I don't want a clock watcher and I certainly do not want to be rushed in the experience.

I want someone whose weight is in proportion to their height. No fatties. They don't have to be a perfect 10 but I also don't want someone who has escaped from the dog pound or who looks like their face was used to stomp out a forest fire. I would also prefer that they are not a walking billboard of tattoos. They are clean and have impeccable hygiene free from odors and smell good. In turn, I will be the same.

I want a clean in call with no odors of pets smoke or other types of chaos in a safe area free of crime. There should be a bed or minimally a couch. I am not conducting business in a car, garage, or on a sheet or blanket on the basement floor.

The provider best be an independent operator free of management or a pimp. I have no interest in seeing anyone who is being forced to provide or is being human trafficked. No one else better be around either. Family, friends, boyfriend, significant other.


I would also prefer that they not be strung out on something, falling down drunk, or using any substance in my presence. They also should make an attempt to like what they do and the services they offer. I don't care if it is all a lie and an act.

Is such a provider out there able to deliver on that type of experience or is that just a pipe dream? If someone capable of providing such an experience exists I would like to hear about it. PM me if you prefer.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Mary Fox fits that criteria.

[QUOTE=NotRNixon;4674455]Anyone seen her? I'm scheduled to see her tomorrow.

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TIA.

Carl.[/QUOTE]She's nuts and doesn't wash properly, old pics.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;4674286]Been trying for a month to see this one. Finaly arranged a car dste. I showed up. She didn't. Waste of time.

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[QUOTE=Nnn516;4674996]New to the area and to the forum so apologies in advance if anything is out of place.

Do any of you conosseurs have any recent intel on these providers?
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[URL]https://adultsearch.com/wisconsin/milwaukee/female-escorts/1133291[/URL][/QUOTE]Use the "Advanced Search" link towards the top of the page and you can find posts on Chloe- I reported on my lack of success hooking up with her about a month ago, and there is some info on this post to use for searching the Madison forum.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?9370-Escort-Reports&p=4611429[/URL]#post4611429.

As for the second one. Have not heard anything about her.

Nooooooo. Why did I hit that!? I must've been fucking desperate. Hairy snatch, smelly, had some weird ass wig on. Ugh. Whyyyyyyy.

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So my hunting expedition was a no-go. I did what any self respecting monger would do, and went fishing. To be honest, I've seen this young lady on several occasions. She's cute in the girl next door kinda way. Awesome BBBJ, and seems genuinely into it. She only texts, which can be off putting if it's your first time with her. Safety first, right? Ha. Anywho. She's at the same location that she usually is. Notel motel in the stallis / Greenfield area. She's easy on the wallet, as well. 70 for a quick stop. I like her and have repeated. Good luck. Bean.

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[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;4674751]A google image search reveals her pics have been used in 14 different cities with 14 different phone numbers.

HS.[/QUOTE]Well, I knew see looked too good! I tried tineye but it didn't bring anything back, like it froze up. Thanks, FOM69.

[QUOTE=Gfe12;4675586]Nooooooo. Why did I hit that!? I must've been fucking desperate. Hairy snatch, smelly, had some weird ass wig on. Ugh. Whyyyyyyy.

[URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/milwaukees-best-sexual-experie/694968739780[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you for your excellent review, we need to out the stinky ones, I tell them my hygeine is excellent and expect the same or I will leave, most of the time they shower once telling them that if not I can't do it and go, I don't put up with it from my ex wife and girlfriends, would rather be turned down than be presented a stanky ass and twat, they know when it stinks and I think some use it to get the cash, expose a rotten crab crack and kill the mood.

In Friday's Waukesha Freeman was the following article.

New Berlin police probe phone in XXXXXXX investigation.

WAUKESHA — Police are seeking access to the phone of a New Berlin woman in a XXXXXXX investigation that allegedly saw an officer make an arrangement to meet her to pay for sex acts last month, according to a search warrant returned to Waukesha County Circuit Court on Thursday.

The Freeman isn't naming the suspect until she is formally charged. But the search warrant said police learned in September she may be working out of her residence on XXXXXXXX, and have observed numerous "suspicious vehicles" near her home since then. Police found a listing on a website used for escort services that appeared to match previous arrest photos of the woman, listing a phone number and availability in overnight hours, the warrant said, adding there were 498 postings on the site listing back to December 2018.

Further, a police officer was able to contact the woman and make an agreement to pay her $XXX for sexual activity, and she was arrested at her residence, the search warrant said. Investigators are searching her phone for information that might show she is engaging in XXXXXXX.

[QUOTE=KlewBlue777;4675780]In Friday's Waukesha Freeman was the following article.

New Berlin police probe phone in XXXXXXX investigation.

WAUKESHA Police are seeking access to the phone of a New Berlin woman in a XXXXXXX investigation that allegedly saw an officer make an arrangement to meet her to pay for sex acts last month, according to a search warrant returned to Waukesha County Circuit Court on Thursday.

The Freeman isn't naming the suspect until she is formally charged. But the search warrant said police learned in September she may be working out of her residence on XXXXXXXX, and have observed numerous "suspicious vehicles" near her home since then. Police found a listing on a website used for escort services that appeared to match previous arrest photos of the woman, listing a phone number and availability in overnight hours, the warrant said, adding there were 498 postings on the site listing back to December 2018.

Further, a police officer was able to contact the woman and make an agreement to pay her $XXX for sexual activity, and she was arrested at her residence, the search warrant said. Investigators are searching her phone for information that might show she is engaging in XXXXXXX.[/QUOTE]Well I warned all of you all but those who were “smarter" and thought with the little head, the best of luck.

[QUOTE=Miltown;4675819]Well I warned all of you all but those who were smarter" and thought with the little head, the best of luck.[/QUOTE]Best of luck to those who saw her. I did also, but only on the rare outcalls she offers and used my burner app on a burner phone.

[QUOTE=Miltown;4675819]Well I warned all of you all but those who were smarter" and thought with the little head, the best of luck.[/QUOTE]I hope they don't start that looking for mongers.

A few of us did mention that she was being watched and the hammer was going to drop eventually.

Now being realistic, this could happen to any provider out there, but in a well off burb, the trailer trash antics just will not be tolerated for long. I am sure everyone took precautions to shield their identity from the cops watching them as they went to her place.

Toot toot.

[QUOTE=Miltown;4675819]Well I warned all of you all but those who were smarter" and thought with the little head, the best of luck.[/QUOTE]

The mother and sensae of her daughter star. The name and number change regularly, but hard to not recognize that junkie face.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;4674286]Been trying for a month to see this one. Finaly arranged a car dste. I showed up. She didn't. Waste of time.

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