Massage Parlor Reports

Every once in a while I return to a shitty AMP just to see if anything has changed. Went to Sun Spa tonight. The same two ragged old mamasans were there, but they had a very petite Viet woman working named Ling. This woman is maybe 4'8" with very tiny hands. Curious about extras so put up with the lackluster massage. Gave her $40 for a clothed HJ. Big mistake. Her hands are so tiny she could barely fit one around junior and only tugged back and forth, no sliding motion whatsoever. Tried to teach her to no avail. Added to that, the fuckin' mamasan kept popping her head into the room to check on things. Ended up DIY and unloaded in Ling's outstretched hands. She then motioned for me to open the door for her but I feigned like I didn't understand and let her stew for a few moments before opening the door. Complete waste of time.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1516012]Every once in a while I return to a shitty AMP just to see if anything has changed. Went to Sun Spa tonight. The same two ragged old mamasans were there, but they had a very petite Viet woman working named Ling. This woman is maybe 4'8" with very tiny hands. Curious about extras so put up with the lackluster massage. Gave her $40 for a clothed HJ. Big mistake. Her hands are so tiny she could barely fit one around junior and only tugged back and forth, no sliding motion whatsoever. Tried to teach her to no avail. Added to that, the fuckin' mamasan kept popping her head into the room to check on things. Ended up DIY and unloaded in Ling's outstretched hands. She then motioned for me to open the door for her but I feigned like I didn't understand and let her stew for a few moments before opening the door. Complete waste of time.[/QUOTE]I was next door at the Bojangles picking up some grub yesterday and was very temped to stop by and check things out. Glad I decided against it.

Thanks for the post.

I recently went to Huntsville and visited a few locations based on reviews posted on the board for that location. What is sad is that our worst Atlanta AMP, even with the older ladies, is better than their best AMP. Something is wrong with the AMP world. All the talent is old now.

[QUOTE=Cbr005;1515618]Asked for Mina based off ThrillSeeker28's review. F9 (has clear braces but it actually adds to her) , B7 (bolt ons, tramp stamp. Ugh) , A8. Table shower was good and only wanted HE but should of went with FS. She was mechanical which is a first for me. I'm usually fighting the HE off within the first minute but I was going on 10 min seemed like and almost gave up. Half hour total damage $. I still like this place as my monthly get away.[/QUOTE]I saw mina on what she said was her first week there. Looks are decent enough but I hate implants and hers are rock hard. All in all she was a dead fish and a waste of time. My first bad experience there.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1516012]Every once in a while I return to a shitty AMP just to see if anything has changed. Went to Sun Spa tonight. The same two ragged old mamasans were there, but they had a very petite Viet woman working named Ling. This woman is maybe 4'8" with very tiny hands. Curious about extras so put up with the lackluster massage. Gave her $40 for a clothed HJ. Big mistake. Her hands are so tiny she could barely fit one around junior and only tugged back and forth, no sliding motion whatsoever. Tried to teach her to no avail. Added to that, the fuckin' mamasan kept popping her head into the room to check on things. Ended up DIY and unloaded in Ling's outstretched hands. She then motioned for me to open the door for her but I feigned like I didn't understand and let her stew for a few moments before opening the door. Complete waste of time.[/QUOTE]Nitie,

Thanks, as always, for confirming that it's appropriate to continue leaving Sun Spa off the list. Too bad, though. This provider sounds perfect for me."Very tiny hands" improve my self esteem.

Enjoy the ride,

Captain Howdy

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BEST Nonsexual (but teasing Massage). LolaatJoJo's in Woodstock (she also works out of the new place in Kennesaw so you need to check daily). She is sweet, attractive, and uses most of her body during the massage. Awesome. For you Kiki fans, I think Lola is new champ!

Another Good Massage. Linda at Harmony north of 285, She is a little heavy, but very sweet and goes the extra mile, I book 90 mins and get foot massage for last 20 mins. She is all about service and your comfort.

Sure Thing. Shyanne, East of Atlanta, adverts on BP Bodyrub, Attractive mid 30's, great rack, safe and secure home, a little scripted, but she knows what she is doing. May repeat to see if she goes off script.

Went to Bally Hot Stone Spa today to see what all the fuss was about. The room was nice, with the double bed analogue for a massage table. A semi-attractive Korean came into the room with a face in the late 30s and skin / bod in the early 20s. She introduced herself as Sun Yi or Bun Yun or Krak Ho (cripes, I can never understand these women. I need to contract with Nite for translation services).

Off we went to the shower room, which as far as I'm concerned is one giant effing petri dish. Very nice TS. I always instruct them to put aside that disgusting sponge thing and wash me with their hands. It's smoother and less infected with other mongers' dead skin cells. Krak took her time and washed me good, with a bit of a massage as part of the soaping up and some nice wiener pulling on the flip.

After a brisk toweling, it was back to the room. After I laid down on my stomach, she draped me in a thick towel and lined up eight hot stones on my back. This was a surprise, in spite of the place's name. She left me to bake at 250 for twenty minutes, then came back in and gave me one of the best massages I've ever gotten from an AMP or any other massage location. I always bring my own supplies, so after massaging my back using the stones, she pulled off all the towels and rubbed me down with the high-quality lotion that is my constant companion in these places. That was another thirty minutes that left me very relaxed.

On the flip, I used the usual sign language to request some more wiener pulling, and indicated my own personal brand of tug juice I'd brought along. (Just so you know, I also bring my own liquid soap. None of those nasty bars that have flown like an X-wing through all why'all's asses.) She did a bang-up job here as well, with lots of prostate and ball rubbing in addition to manipulating the modest length of my stalk.

Total cost was $120, including the house fee. She tried to get me to pay $100 for a nude HJ (on top of $60) , but moodily dropped back down to $60 when I thanked her for the massage and started collecting my things.

Total score, with a tip of the hat to the Olympics: F6, B7, A9."A double side knot, a twirly overbend and, yes, yes, Krak sticks the landing."

Enjoy the ride (and bring along your own product) ,

Captain Howdy

[QUOTE=BozoBozo;1511723]That is the place. Next door to a chiropractor I think. I was there about 2 to 3 weeks ago. I will post when I see them open again.[/QUOTE]Sign now says they are closed for vacation. Come back next month.

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy; 1516540]Went to Bally Hot Stone Spa today to see what all the fuss was about. The room was nice, with the double bed analogue for a massage table. A semi-attractive Korean came into the room with a face in the late 30s and skin / bod in the early 20s. She introduced herself as Sun Yi or Bun Yun or Krak Ho (cripes, I can never understand these women. I need to contract with Nite for translation services).

Off we went to the shower room, which as far as I'm concerned is one giant effing petri dish. Very nice TS. I always instruct them to put aside that disgusting sponge thing and wash me with their hands. It's smoother and less infected with other mongers' dead skin cells. Krak took her time and washed me good, with a bit of a massage as part of the soaping up and some nice wiener pulling on the flip.

After a brisk toweling, it was back to the room. After I laid down on my stomach, she draped me in a thick towel and lined up eight hot stones on my back. This was a surprise, in spite of the place's name. She left me to bake at 250 for twenty minutes, then came back in and gave me one of the best massages I've ever gotten from an AMP or any other massage location. I always bring my own supplies, so after massaging my back using the stones, she pulled off all the towels and rubbed me down with the high-quality lotion that is my constant companion in these places. That was another thirty minutes that left me very relaxed.

On the flip, I used the usual sign language to request some more wiener pulling, and indicated my own personal brand of tug juice I'd brought along. (Just so you know, I also bring my own liquid soap. None of those nasty bars that have flown like an X-wing through all why'all's asses.) She did a bang-up job here as well, with lots of prostate and ball rubbing in addition to manipulating the modest length of my stalk.

Total cost was $120, including the house fee. She tried to get me to pay $100 for a nude HJ (on top of $60) , but moodily dropped back down to $60 when I thanked her for the massage and started collecting my things.

Total score, with a tip of the hat to the Olympics: F6, B7, A9."A double side knot, a twirly overbend and, yes, yes, Krak sticks the landing."

Enjoy the ride (and bring along your own product) ,

Captain Howdy[/QUOTE]At least you got in there. That mamasan hates me from another AMP.

[QUOTE=DiDiSmith;1516106]I recently went to Huntsville and visited a few locations based on reviews posted on the board for that location. What is sad is that our worst Atlanta AMP, even with the older ladies, is better than their best AMP. Something is wrong with the AMP world. All the talent is old now.[/QUOTE]Korea got rich; it's not necessary for young Korean girls to travel abroad the make bank to send home, so they don't.

If someone had the wherewithal, they could do very well indeed just identifying current struggling economies (but on the rise) with a sharp cost of living difference between the local and international economies, recruit young, hot girls there, fly them to the US for training / management (which actually would be a great career path for those aging AMP girls, because the Korean pampering IS rather unique) , and rotate girls in and out monthly on tourist visas.

O.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias; 1516617]Korea got rich; it's not necessary for young Korean girls to travel abroad the make bank to send home, so they don't.

If someone had the wherewithal, they could do very well indeed just identifying current struggling economies (but on the rise) with a sharp cost of living difference between the local and international economies, recruit young, hot girls there, fly them to the US for training / management (which actually would be a great career path for those aging AMP girls, because the Korean pampering IS rather unique) , and rotate girls in and out monthly on tourist visas.

O.[/QUOTE]This is great! When can we expect "Oz Spa" to open?

Went to Aroma Therapy on Piedmont today. Greeted by mamasan who was very nice. Was introduced to Honey. Great body. Tall. Natural C's. Round ass. Negotiated $1. 80 for FS. Well worth it. No TS. Just straight to business. Her talent is DT without a doubt. Finished in doggie. Will be back soon.

Also June at NY Spa will do B2B TS for $.00. Had it a couple weeks ago.

I've been mongering in ATL for 5 years now. Lurking here for about the same amount of time.

New member over and out.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias; 1516617]Korea got rich; it's not necessary for young Korean girls to travel abroad the make bank to send home, so they don't.

If someone had the wherewithal, they could do very well indeed just identifying current struggling economies (but on the rise) with a sharp cost of living difference between the local and international economies, recruit young, hot girls there, fly them to the US for training / management (which actually would be a great career path for those aging AMP girls, because the Korean pampering IS rather unique) , and rotate girls in and out monthly on tourist visas.

O.[/QUOTE]Now I know what do do with my 401k.

I heard from a lady who runs another one of the spa's out that way, that it was sold and the new owners are working on their license.

[QUOTE=BozoBozo;1516544]Sign now says they are closed for vacation. Come back next month.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/thp/3199592166.html[/url]

Unless someone waves me off, I am going to TOFTT on this one.