Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Victor Bishop; 1312666]Hey everyone. I live in the Albany Park area. I've never been to an MP before, but very interested in visiting one. I'm genuinely interested in experiencing a massage but would also like an HE (no more than HJ at this point).

I've been feverishly reading the MP reviews for the past few days and have narrowed it down to the following 3:[/QUOTE]I would look up Yumi from her backpage ads and other reviews. I've never heard a bad thing about her. There's another review site that has glowing reports about her. She's in Logan Square. No FS, but suposedly an epic HJ and Russian.

Another Albany experience is Amazing Touch. Go to BP body rubs and search "Amanda", whom I recommend. You can PM for more info.

[QUOTE=Benderedundat;1312242]Accupressure Massage on Western near the Brown Line. 4600 something. I know they advertise on BP as well. Lisa is old, short and built like a brick sh*house. And stronger than most men. I am a limp noodle when she is done with me. It has been too painful at times and I have had to tell her to ease up. She knows how to strip away the pain. Beware that at the end she will suddenly switch to a nice soft touch that gets you all worked up adn then leans in and whispers: "Half-Hour more? Only $30?". Other girl is Cindy and she is pretty good too.[/QUOTE]


I looked on BP Massage, Accupressure, Body rubs, 4600 N. Western 4600 S. Western I Googled Too. Nothing. North are South Wentern? Also What are there rates? Thanks

[QUOTE=Mad Ivan;1308367]Ah, nice, thanks. May be I should get a foot massage.[/QUOTE]Hope you got you Foot Massage, They have been closed sense last Thursday. No sign just closed, Don't know what's going on.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1313404]I looked on BP Massage, Accupressure, Body rubs, 4600 N. Western 4600 S. Western I Googled Too. Nothing. North are South Wentern? Also What are there rates? Thanks[/QUOTE]It's at 4616 N. Western. Never been there so not sure what their rates are. I'm guessing the usual AMP rate.4 for 1/2 hr, .6 for 1 hr.

[QUOTE=Victor Bishop; 1312666]Hey everyone. I live in the Albany Park area. I've never been to an MP before, but very interested in visiting one. I'm genuinely interested in experiencing a massage but would also like an HE (no more than HJ at this point).

I've been feverishly reading the MP reviews for the past few days and have narrowed it down to the following 3:

If anyone has been to one recently and could recommend one it'd be greatly appreciated.

[b]3334 P[/b]

Pros:

+ Within walking distance.

+ CiCi is decent looking and is also a good masseuse / release.

Cons:

- If CiCi isn't there, expect an average to low performance.

- older [front clerk] may do the whole thing if they're busy!

- How the hell are they still open? And seniors visited recently!

[url]http://www.cookcountysheriff.com/press_page/press_northbrookwomanmassage_03_07_2010.html[/url]

Total damage: ($.3).7 entry. 6 HE. No HE first visit.

[b]4 hands. 3.4 [/b]

Pros:

+ Within walking distance.

+ Cheapest option.

+ New girl Erica is 8 or above and gives good massage + extras.

+ Recommended by seniors.

Cons:

- If Erica isn't there expect an average to low performance.

- Not sure if first visit gets extras.

- Won't pick up phone, expect to call several times [not surprised. Probably due to price]

- Don't book late or they will rush you.

Total damage: ($.1 or $.2).3 or. 4 [2 or 4 hands] +.8 or $ for HJ. Unknown for cbbj. FS not offered / not interested anyway.

[b]Ultimate tantra[/b]

Pros:

+ All the girls are 7 or above.

+ tantra experience is really good [body to body? ]

+ HE is spectacular.

Cons:

- Closer location does not have Amanda [reviewed], lily [reviewed] or Alexis [new so, tofft]

- Most expensive out of the 3 options.

Total damage: ($.5 for tantra + extra) (he / HJ or some other means?). Again, not sure if extras are given for first timer. Cbbj / FS not offered.[/QUOTE]Had the 4-hand (middle of your choices) recently for the 1st time. Did get a BJ for 1. 0 (tipped each girl. 5) , HJ was also available for. 8 (.4 tip for each). Also earlier had Cissy (that's her name spelled correctly) , good massage but a bit pricey when it comes to HE. Have yet to do a tantra so can't help there. Good luck!

Long time lurker-first time poster. Hate to make my first post a question, but I have no current reviews. So here goes: what place in Chicago northside / north suburbs is the best at actual massage. I would love to find a place that gives CMT quality work with a HE. Or are the two mutually exclusive and I'm dreaming?

Thanks

Gurnee seems to have a few TGTBT firecrackers.

[QUOTE=Krackerjack;1313609]Gurnee seems to have a few TGTBT firecrackers.[/QUOTE]Nothing personal but this should be posted in the Waukegan / Gurnee section.

[QUOTE=Russmeister; 1138928]$20 in 1971 is $107. 68 today.

[url]http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=20.00&year1=1971&year2=2010[/url][/QUOTE]And now it's $112. 04. Amazing.

Other facts: $1 in 1971 is $5. 60 in 2011, $5. 00 is $28. 01, and $10 is $56. 02. Thanks a lot inflation!

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1313412]Hope you got you Foot Massage, They have been closed sense last Thursday. No sign just closed, Don't know what's going on.[/QUOTE] (Sigh) Never got a chance, was waiting for some bonus money.

Still, found some fun at Mercy, so not all is lost.

[QUOTE=TailChaser2; 1313520]Long time lurker-first time poster. Hate to make my first post a question, but I have no current reviews. So here goes: what place in Chicago northside / north suburbs is the best at actual massage. I would love to find a place that gives CMT quality work with a HE. Or are the two mutually exclusive and I'm dreaming?

Thanks[/QUOTE]If you've been lurking a long time, then you should have found a plethora of information. Nevertheless, I'm going to help you out. There's a place on the 6400 block of north Clark, on the west side of the street. I think it's called 24. It's actually open all night, but please be discreet as the building is woven into a residential / commercial area. It's sort of an office setting, but don't let that ruffle your feathers. They have to look legit in order to maintain those hours. There's typically a few people roaming around the reception area. BTW, if uniforms are your thing, you're going to like this place. I once went to a spa where the therapists were dressed in lab coats and heels, but we'll save that story for another time. Anyhow, back to the task at hand, walk in and approach the desk area. Tell the person at the counter that you'd like a massage. They'll take care of the rest. Play it cool and let the adventure begin. Just an FYI, 420 will get you special attention with the attendants there, so it might behoove you to bring a little something.

You're a card, Raoul. Dunno where you come up with this stuff. Oh, wait, yeah I do, you RTFF'd.

(I'm SMILING, Raoul)

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke;1314650]If you've been lurking a long time, then you should have found a plethora of information. Nevertheless, I'm going to help you out. There's a place on the 6400 block of north Clark, on the west side of the street. I think it's called 24. It's actually open all night, but please be discreet as the building is woven into a residential / commercial area. It's sort of an office setting, but don't let that ruffle your feathers. They have to look legit in order to maintain those hours. There's typically a few people roaming around the reception area. BTW, if uniforms are your thing, you're going to like this place. I once went to a spa where the therapists were dressed in lab coats and heels, but we'll save that story for another time. Anyhow, back to the task at hand, walk in and approach the desk area. Tell the person at the counter that you'd like a massage. They'll take care of the rest. Play it cool and let the adventure begin. Just an FYI, 420 will get you special attention with the attendants there, so it might behoove you to bring a little something.[/QUOTE]

PNA, RAOUL, I'm re-running. My first post for your enjoyment.

Unlike a surprising number of Newbie's, I have RTFF before my first post. This has allowed me to realize that a Newbie should never make inquiries without first making a contribution. We should all take TOFTT. Here's my first review.

After much review I took the advice posted on August 12 by Raoul Duke and seconded by Truthfu11 and headed to the Baton Club, 'headed' is the appropriate word at the club. After a $20 door fee I entered the main room and couldn't believe all the girls working there. You don't have a choice of girls there because they come up to you. It was like I was a virgin prom queen and they were a group of guys trying to pop my cherry. I mean they were all over me. I ended up with a girl who will remain nameless because the name sounded a lot like a guy I knew from Little League (funny how she looked like him too). She was big boned but in good shape, it was evident she worked out. Trust me this chick was strong.

Anyway GFE with DFK was on the menu along with HJ and BBBJTCWS. When the little head released it must have been a lot because it was stuck in her throat, for a moment it looked like an Adams Apple, however she took it all.

On the downside groping wasn't allowed and she told me DATY wasn't in my best interest. WTF?

F / S wasn't on the menu for me but YMMV.

L / A/S 2/9/8.

The most unbelievable part of this is that my extra's didn't cost anything. All I paid was the door fee. This is really an accommodating group. Don't message me for her number; the only digits I got came with the prostrate exam.

Fellow Newbie's if you don't take the time to RTFF you should end up at the Baton Club and TOFTT.

Mongers.

Staying in Northbrook for this week and with the drastic changes in weather really needed a thepeutic massage. Since tats is promoting a 45 special called and scheduled. Was asked for anyone in particular and said just make sure she is nice and strong (I usually request either of the three I know personally) but really just wanted a good massage was not in the mood for anything else. Scheduled appointment for 1pm during lunch break. I get there and try the door and its locked. Went back to front and waited and called olg and she said the person is in there. Ii go back down and knock and nothing, knock again and she comes to the door and says I heard you the first time. What the fuck? I let this slide. Thought about leaving but thought I didn't want extras so who cares. Get on the table I am covered. Then starts the most superficial massage I have ever had. Request for harder and was given a lecture on what swedish means. I had already paid her in cash so figured might as well stay and make her work for it. I have never wanted so much to walk out but damn I gave her cash otherwise would have just cancelled the creditcard. 30 min later was asked to turn while she steps back. So I turn and heaven forbid I was not draped right. I hear" I don't need to see that" " I reply I don't want you to see that but its your job to hold the damn towel while I turn" I swear I was totally flaccid from the start had no interest whatsoever to have her come near me.

I get up and tell her where she can go. I have never talked to anyone like that but seriously I never tried anything with her, never hinted anything nothing I just wanted to get the knots out of my back. Even told her she could skip the hands and legs just focus on back.

Walked out fast and saw another monger. Told him whats up and walked the long two miles to my hotel.

Lesson for today is if you want a good massage pay the extra money and go to legit place. Sad thing about it is should have just requested someone I knew but really was not in the mood for anything else and thought if I called one of them would end up having to spend more money.

JA

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1313404]I looked on BP Massage, Accupressure, Body rubs, 4600 N. Western 4600 S. Western I Googled Too. Nothing. North are South Wentern? Also What are there rates? Thanks[/QUOTE]Sorry Gopher, I meant they were on CL in the theraputic section. At least they used to be. Its been months since I looked there.