Massage Parlor Reports

Wow, Dirty Old Guy, that's a great guide for newbies! It served me well today. The only other AMP I had been to before this was the infamous Midnight Cowboy on 6th St in Austin, which was more like an outright whorehouse. There was no attempt at a massage, really, just "you want [thrusts pelvis forward]?" when I walked in.

Anyway, checked out Comfortable Massage at 217B Highland (Somerville) today. Called at 5:00 and made an appointment for 5:30. Half hour, $40. Walked in, there's an older guy reclining watching a little TV to the left of the door, and the attendant is "Tina". Not top of the line, for sure. Probably 40, chubby. Looks like she's been at it a while. She asked me a few times if I'd been there before, I said no but I've been to other parlors.

Went for the medium massage, she used oil and baby powder, that was nice. (Like I said, this is my first time actually getting a massage at one of these places.) Couldn't tell if she was "going for the flip" because she just sort of pushed on my side a little. Anyway I flipped myself over, and she asked "oh, you want to flip over?" Towel over the boys, then light stroking all over my front and legs for probably 8 minutes. My hands running up her butt and over the breasts (outside of the clothes) ; I got under the shirt for a bit but she was wearing a pretty thick bra and my one-handed bra skills are sadly lacking.

Anyway, finally I sensed that my half hour was almost up so I slowly pushed the towel off and looked down. Then followed about a minute of awkwardness, in which I mentioned I had more money, and she kept saying "oh, no, can't". I realized quickly that forcing her to suggest things probably made me look like a cop haha. So I basically moved her hand gently down to little griss and gave a nod. She gives me this wide-eyed look (no joke, this 40-year-old who looks like she's been at it a while) and goes "I scared." and does the handcuffed arms gesture. So I (again being an idiot) said, it's me that's going to get in trouble, not you! (I think what she wanted me to say was "I'm not a police officer", right?)

Anyway, she quickly got into it and it was clear that she knew exactly what she was doing. Hot towel clean up, bottle of water. Tipped $40 (which was not discussed prior to the HE; is this normal?) on top of the $40 for the half-hour.

All in all, very successful. If I go back and she recognizes me, I can probably ask for more if I don't mind it being with her. Anyway I'm not picky. Would at least like to get that shirt and bra off even if she won't go for the CBJ. Hopefully there's someone younger working there at a different time though.

Santa,

Very good point on not carrying AMP cards around so mama can find them. But, hopefully, when you are away from the AMP, and back with mama, then the big head is doing all the thinking instead of the little head. HIDE THE DAMNED CARDS! :D

[QUOTE=Santa66; 1254643]

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1254426]Boston,

3a) Get / Present a Business Card. Some AMPs have business cards so you can ask for one on your way out. I have the girls write their name on them so I didn't forget and I could "ask" for them when I go back. Even if they weren't there on my visit, it showed the new provider or mama-san that I was there before. If you walk in with a business card and ask for a specific girl, that's a pretty big clue you're back for more.

That's a pretty thorough (and good) list of tips, particularly for the uninitiated. I'd only add one cavaet, and it pertains to tip #3a. Carrying a business card from an AMP (especially with a young lady's name scrawled on it) could become a problem if your wife or significant other came across it. Be careful.[/QUOTE]

Back to the Health Center in Quincy. Tried the 4 hand massage. The massage was with Sofia (had her last time) and Tina. Tina is about 40 wearing streach pants so you can see she has no ass but a nice looking chest. Long story short everything that happened in my 1st (

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?4080-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1248040&viewfull=1#post1248040[/url]

) visit happened again X2. Only exception Tina did allow me to pull her pant down where Sofia will not.

6 +.4 X2

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1254426]AMP Tips and Guidelines

12) The "Tip". The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS.[/QUOTE]This is a great list of tips. Not all of it applies to Boston.

First, we do not have the range of services available that are discussed here. For anything more than HE, check out the Providence forum.

Second, the costs vary considerably. I think a tip of $20-40 is good for most HE, according to how good it was, and what it included. That is of course after a house fee, which is often $60-70 or higher (based on one-hour massage). The prices listed in the AMP Tips and Guidelines seem high; it is possible the house fee is lower in whatever cities this applies to.

In a recent experience in Woburn (search for my posting) I got a good but not excellent HE, and I offered $30. She wanted $40, which I think is high, especially since she did not give me the full hour, but I gave it to her (and won't be back).

[QUOTE=Accolon;1245686]she handed me off to a 5'1".160 pounder whose young and pretty days were long in the past. . She gave me a mediocre massage . Walked out at 8:45, so I didn't even get the full hour.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of the Woody Allen line that goes something like: "The food is no good there." "Yeah, and the servings are so small!"

Steve,

I borrowed these tips from USTraveller, who is over in Hawaii (don't want to be accused of plagerism :D) , and I agree that those tips are high over there.

In Phoenix, and certain parts of So. Calif, for 1/2 Hr the house is usually $40, and the tip for HE is $.6, for BJ $.8 and for FS $. These amounts obviously vary depending on the provider, and the location. Just an FYI.

[QUOTE=Steve Naive; 1256262]This is a great list of tips. Not all of it applies to Boston.

First, we do not have the range of services available that are discussed here. For anything more than HE, check out the Providence forum.

Second, the costs vary considerably. I think a tip of $20-40 is good for most HE, according to how good it was, and what it included. That is of course after a house fee, which is often $60-70 or higher (based on one-hour massage). The prices listed in the AMP Tips and Guidelines seem high; it is possible the house fee is lower in whatever cities this applies to.

In a recent experience in Woburn (search for my posting) I got a good but not excellent HE, and I offered $30. She wanted $40, which I think is high, especially since she did not give me the full hour, but I gave it to her (and won't be back).[/QUOTE]

Anyone try the new place in Hyannis? Its off rte 132. Heard the girl there is in her late 30's. I don't know anything else besides that. Anyone shed some light?

There is a thai place on Hancock st in Quincy (pictured below.) They have been there a long time but closed about a year or so ago and reopened a few months later. Well I was driving by there the other day and I saw a hot Asian girl doing some lawn work.

I was wondering if anyone has been here and checked the place out. I figured it's legit or I would here heard about it already. But you never know.

[QUOTE=Rito1; 1256468]There is a thai place on Hancock st in Quincy (pictured below.) They have been there a long time but closed about a year or so ago and reopened a few months later. Well I was driving by there the other day and I saw a hot Asian girl doing some lawn work.

I was wondering if anyone has been here and checked the place out. I figured it's legit or I would here heard about it already. But you never know.[/QUOTE]You had time to stop and take 3 pics but didn't at least walk thru the door?

Rookie! LOL

Just busting on you. Honestly if you had posted Friday morning I would have gladly TOFTT as I was 0 for 5, yes 0 for 5, in my hunt and 4 were in Quincy. Actually hoped for Angel at AAA on Beale as my last resort and as luck would have it she had this sign on her door:

"Closed August 10-12 for vacation"

Went home horny, frustrated but with money in my pocket.

I have never been personally but I have researched this place. Seems legit. I found some reviews here and there mostly just good a massage. PW what were some of the other Quincy spots you 0 and 4'd on? I'm local to the area and have tried a few around some with good results some not good. Heading for some mongering later in the week and info is key. Thanks in advance.

AM.

[QUOTE=Pw Herman; 1256516]You had time to stop and take 3 pics but didn't at least walk thru the door?

Rookie! LOL

Just busting on you. Honestly if you had posted Friday morning I would have gladly TOFTT as I was 0 for 5, yes 0 for 5, in my hunt and 4 were in Quincy. Actually hoped for Angel at AAA on Beale as my last resort and as luck would have it she had this sign on her door:

"Closed August 10-12 for vacation"

Went home horny, frustrated but with money in my pocket.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pw Herman; 1256516]You had time to stop and take 3 pics but didn't at least walk thru the door?

Rookie! LOL

Just busting on you. Honestly if you had posted Friday morning I would have gladly TOFTT as I was 0 for 5, yes 0 for 5, in my hunt and 4 were in Quincy. Actually hoped for Angel at AAA on Beale as my last resort and as luck would have it she had this sign on her door:

"Closed August 10-12 for vacation"

Went home horny, frustrated but with money in my pocket.[/QUOTE]I know, I know.

I just figured I would ask after seeing the hot girl outside.

PWH did you check out the new place I reviewed on Coddington? I don't think you could go wrong there.

I had come across this location last month in ads (ending in 1589) in both CL and BP (under both Escorts and BodyRubs on BP, though not since July) , but could not find any mention of it on the review boards. Figured I'the check it out and report back. However, I'm still not sure what I found.

Called ahead and made an appointment. The place is on the second floor of a professional building. No actual signage, just the name of the place scrawled on a piece of paper outside the door. I showed up a few minutes early; door was locked and I basically had to wait outside until the MP came out to find me at the scheduled time. Only one person there, Amy, perhaps a little older (my guess is late 30's to mid 40's) but with a nice figure hidden under a thin and loose fitting black top and bottom. There are 3-4 rooms (including one with two beds; she suggested I bring my SO next time) , small but private. I paid the $80 entry fee (one hour; not sure if they offer shorter sessions) , changed into a robe and was led to the TS room. Pleasant TS, but was covered while on my back. Spent this time making small talk and was struggling to understand her English, though she seemed pleasant enough. After the shower, she had me dry myself off and led me back to the first room.

The massage itself was. Interesting. Highlights included some interesting stretching and hitting the pressure points. There are tracks along the ceiling, which allowed her to balance herself while she walked on my back. The rest was nice, but nothing extraordinary.

But here's the weird part; it might be my inexperience, but I never felt an invitation for anything more to happen; I felt like I was getting mixed signals. On a couple occasions she would comment 'you handsome guy' or 'you in good shape', and I would return the compliment in some way (her figure, hands, etc.). Went for some slight OTC roaming on her legs and butt while she was standing in front of me doing the back and shoulders, with no discernible reaction or acknowledgement (she didn't seem to encourage or discourage it). There was minor (incidental?) contact with the boys and berries, but nothing blatant. I was draped the entire time; I 'accidentally' lost the towel on the flip, but she put it back in place. Unless I missed something in the translation, there was no 'can I do anything else? ' moment. I realized the hour was up when she slid my socks (and then, my underwear) back on for me while I was still lying on the table. I finished dressing and tipped her $20. Got a hug and glass of water on my way out and she invited me back. Walked back to my car and saw her waving to me out the back window. It occurred to me that perhaps she was just being cautious on my first visit, unsure if I was LE.

While the massage was OK, it seemed mediocre for a place without extras (and if no extras, why would they advertise under 'Escorts' on BP?). I'm still not sure if I TOFTT, or if I just needed to be more assertive. I'm interested in knowing if anyone else has been here and what their experience may have been. I left feeling as though a repeat visit could be more promising. But based on the price and level of uncertainty, I'm not sure I'd hurry back.

They advertise on CL. Located on Washington Street.

Clean looking place. Friendly girl at the front desk. I took the hour massage for 60.

Cute girl came in the room. She was wearing long pants and a casual top. I asked for a soft massage. She went for the teasing right away. Thought I got lucky and was going to get a nice HE. She allowed stroking of her thighs but backed away when I tried for more.

After the flip, more soft massage.

The she asks if I want oil or lotion. I take the oil. Well, it turns out this is a DIY place. Maybe it's different if they get to know you and trust you.

Gave her a 20 tip. Not sure I'll return. I have other places to go where they know me better and offer more.

[QUOTE=MickPK; 1257454]I had come across this location last month in ads (ending in 1589) in both CL and BP (under both Escorts and BodyRubs on BP, though not since July) , but could not find any mention of it on the review boards. Figured I'the check it out and report back. However, I'm still not sure what I found.

Called ahead and made an appointment. The place is on the second floor of a professional building. No actual signage, just the name of the place scrawled on a piece of paper outside the door. I showed up a few minutes early; door was locked and I basically had to wait outside until the MP came out to find me at the scheduled time. Only one person there, Amy, perhaps a little older (my guess is late 30's to mid 40's) but with a nice figure hidden under a thin and loose fitting black top and bottom. There are 3-4 rooms (including one with two beds; she suggested I bring my SO next time) , small but private. I paid the $80 entry fee (one hour; not sure if they offer shorter sessions) , changed into a robe and was led to the TS room. Pleasant TS, but was covered while on my back. Spent this time making small talk and was struggling to understand her English, though she seemed pleasant enough. After the shower, she had me dry myself off and led me back to the first room.

The massage itself was. Interesting. Highlights included some interesting stretching and hitting the pressure points. There are tracks along the ceiling, which allowed her to balance herself while she walked on my back. The rest was nice, but nothing extraordinary.

But here's the weird part; it might be my inexperience, but I never felt an invitation for anything more to happen; I felt like I was getting mixed signals. On a couple occasions she would comment 'you handsome guy' or 'you in good shape', and I would return the compliment in some way (her figure, hands, etc.). Went for some slight OTC roaming on her legs and butt while she was standing in front of me doing the back and shoulders, with no discernible reaction or acknowledgement (she didn't seem to encourage or discourage it). There was minor (incidental?) contact with the boys and berries, but nothing blatant. I was draped the entire time; I 'accidentally' lost the towel on the flip, but she put it back in place. Unless I missed something in the translation, there was no 'can I do anything else? ' moment. I realized the hour was up when she slid my socks (and then, my underwear) back on for me while I was still lying on the table. I finished dressing and tipped her $20. Got a hug and glass of water on my way out and she invited me back. Walked back to my car and saw her waving to me out the back window. It occurred to me that perhaps she was just being cautious on my first visit, unsure if I was LE.

While the massage was OK, it seemed mediocre for a place without extras (and if no extras, why would they advertise under 'Escorts' on BP?). I'm still not sure if I TOFTT, or if I just needed to be more assertive. I'm interested in knowing if anyone else has been here and what their experience may have been. I left feeling as though a repeat visit could be more promising. But based on the price and level of uncertainty, I'm not sure I'd hurry back.[/QUOTE]If it where myself. After it being advertized as escort. I would have been alittle more aggrescive.

As in reaching under the blouse and asking her to remove it and see her reaction. Then if nothing

I would metion the ad on backpage.

[QUOTE=MickPK;1257454]But here's the weird part; it might be my inexperience, but I never felt an invitation for anything more to happen; I felt like I was getting mixed signals.[/QUOTE]This is not uncommon. Perhaps for some of the more experienced gents on the boards, they can get a HJ on first visit. There's something to be said about an air of confidence playing a part in the entire process.

I've certainly found that some of my most favorite AMPs required a 2nd (and once a 3rd) visit to get to the next phase. Next time, instead of doing the "towel slip," just outright tell her you'd be more comfortable without the towel. This works in both the table shower and on the massage table. You were right to rub her leg, a good way of letting her know you're game. But next time on the flip you can also outright ask her with the universal hand motion if she'll deliver a handy. And if the timing's right (if the "anything else?" moment does occur) , you can gently place her hand where you need a little extra TLC, just don't force her hand there is all. And unfortunately, sometimes a self-release while she's touching you is the step needing to move to HJs. It really all depends on the girl and the shop they're working in.

Great first report. A review like this makes the boards all the more valuable to everyone.