Massage Parlor Reports

I don't partake very often at all, but was in the mood at the end of a busy work week. I checked out a new location near Shirlington, and it is very new. New shower, new flooring, new massage tables, new everything. The location is pretty public with the entrance facing the street and next to a nail place and Chinese carryout. Parking is on the street.

I rang the bell and was met by a young MMS who showed me to the room and took the. 80 for the hour visit. She left and had me get ready. I would have been happy with the MMS, but was happier when in walked Jenny. She was thin, small, pretty, and looked younger and better than most providers I've seen in Northern Virginia. She took me for a shower and it was very good.

Back to the room and the massage began. She had strong hands and gave a good massage. Plenty of teasing / flirting. She asked me how much money I brought, and I told her. 60. She had me flip, did some light massaging and then did a fair amount of teasing and provided a HE. Cleaned me up and did a little more massage after the finish, but not as much as I would have liked. She didn't help much with getting dressed at the end, which was the only real downside.

I had a good time and would return if I need to scratch that itch.

60 hour, ok massagi but nada for happy. 75 bucks down the shitter as I say. Walls not all the way and see thru curtains for doors. One and done.

PC out.

Been traveling for work and haven't been regular here. Wanted to scout out the new dollar per minute massage places. Went to Angeltips in Herndon. 30 minutes. Got Jeanna (spelling? No TS. No NoVA finish. No roaming allowed. But, very solid massage.

Will I repeat? Dunno.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;3003667]60 hour, ok massagi but nada for happy. 75 bucks down the shitter as I say. Walls not all the way and see thru curtains for doors. One and done.

PC out.[/QUOTE]Appreciate you TOFTT.

[QUOTE=Newinva;3006523]Been traveling for work and haven't been regular here. Wanted to scout out the new dollar per minute massage places. Went to Angeltips in Herndon. 30 minutes. Got Jeanna (spelling? No TS. No NoVA finish. No roaming allowed. But, very solid massage.

Will I repeat? Dunno.[/QUOTE]Good intel. I didn't think it would pan out being right where it is.

I don't blame you. That's nasty. What was damage total?

[QUOTE=JimRob;3003274]Just another mistake in my long line of mistakes at AMP's. Lady open the door and she was old short and chunky. I was hoping she wouldn't be giving me the massage, but of course she was.

Once she came in the room and told me her name was Candy, she whisper what type of massage you want? Hard? Soft or sexy? I said sexy of course. Lots of flirting and boobs only back. On the flip she got on the table completely nude and was rubbing up and down my body.

Got in 69 position during handshake and put her privates near my face to eat. (no thanks &#128541. I asked her to get off the table and she kept shaking my hand. I'm like enough already with the greeting! We already met. She asked me what I wanted and I said, because I was getting excited I said how about some frank Sinatra music. She's like you got a cd we can use? I said no, and she's like well we can open the CD player and put it in a little. I'm like what the hell? Play music with no cd? Make sense? Well before anything happen I just let myself finish and get up and leave.

Not going back. The O in nova stands for OLD![/QUOTE]

Last week I had a dream visited FW.

Knocked on the door, Mama answered and asked my age. I replied but shocked she did not remember me.

Donated. 6 to the house and waited for the suprise.

I don't remember the name of the masseuse, as this part of the dream was hazy but she was probably early 40's, skinny and attractive for an AMP.

I didn't know, while it makes sense but no TS for hhr appointment.

From there, I received a dry and disaapointing massage. There's was nothing good about it. She also kept a towel over my skin and rubbed through it, and some points skin on skin but weird. (BTW, my hygiene is beyond acceptable so who knows).

We get to the flip, a little teasing but then she starts. At this point, I grabbed some booty meat, the little she had and also started to work my hand under her top. I had her pop the twins on and we got aquatinted. Tried to bring my hands down front to check if it was moist or dry down there but she shut that one down.

After, I gave her the standard NOVA finish. The massage was shitty and even though I pressed the action, wasn't feeling the session. She didn't dress me like a king how my last one did also.

I probably won't be back for a long time, there consistent with the end result of what your getting but I need.

1. Younger.

2. Better looking.

3. Maybe a little flirtation but not required.

Can anyone help me out? PM. And I do research trust me but photos are never accurate on postings so that's why I ask. I don't even care if they have "golden p*why" syndrome. Hook me up and as I get accustomed I'll return the favor.

Thanks boys and take care.

[QUOTE=TheBarbarian;3009681]Last week I had a dream visited FW.

Knocked on the door, Mama answered and asked my age. I replied but shocked she did not remember me.

Donated. 6 to the house and waited for the suprise.

I don't remember the name of the masseuse, as this part of the dream was hazy but she was probably early 40's, skinny and attractive for an AMP.

I didn't know, while it makes sense but no TS for hhr appointment.

From there, I received a dry and disaapointing massage. There's was nothing good about it. She also kept a towel over my skin and rubbed through it, and some points skin on skin but weird. (BTW, my hygiene is beyond acceptable so who knows).

We get to the flip, a little teasing but then she starts. At this point, I grabbed some booty meat, the little she had and also started to work my hand under her top. I had her pop the twins on and we got aquatinted. Tried to bring my hands down front to check if it was moist or dry down there but she shut that one down.

After, I gave her the standard NOVA finish. The massage was shitty and even though I pressed the action, wasn't feeling the session. She didn't dress me like a king how my last one did also.

I probably won't be back for a long time, there consistent with the end result of what your getting but I need.

1. Younger.

2. Better looking.

3. Maybe a little flirtation but not required.

Can anyone help me out? PM. And I do research trust me but photos are never accurate on postings so that's why I ask. I don't even care if they have "golden p*why" syndrome. Hook me up and as I get accustomed I'll return the favor.

Thanks boys and take care.[/QUOTE]Because even "good" AMPs with glowing reports will sometimes have a provider who turns out to be a dud, such as the one you experienced. If you read through the MP thread you'll find numerous reports of specific girls, and most forum members are pretty good about including a physical description and approximate age.

So if you RTFF you should find plenty of reports on girls worth seeking out and also which ones to avoid. But my suggestion is to focus on the specific girl you want to see and then call the AMP and ask if she's working and available.

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This is why I always tell the Seniors to be nice to the new guys. It generally gives the assholes a chance to show themselves. His post literally couldn't have been more polite than it was.

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Dreamed about this place near Fairfax that I've heard is an A+ health and wellness center, not from the area but I was passing through so why not?

Went up the steps and rang bell, was greeted by mms fairly shortly after. Didn't seem to be busy, just not expecting people right after lunch I suppose. . 8 to the house (higher than the 60 or 70 I'm used to elsewhere) and then took by a provider (later said her name was Sarah) to a room to get undressed for TS. Undressed quickly, kept myself out of the towel for when she came back so she could see that I wasn't shy or anything since it was my first time. At TS she was very talkative and wondered how I heard about it if I wasn't from there. Said my friend recommended it (thanks guys) and that I should stop by while I was in town. She would pinch and tease my ass and taint quite frequently, but actually gave me a very good shower as well. Soaped me up twice so it was a very extended dream shower. Very relaxing and helped me to get used to her mannerisms and personality a bit. Dried me off nicely, and apparently was too busy ogling me (I'm younger than most of her clientele and in good shape so I don't blame her.) to turn off the water as she had to go back and empty it, then again when she messed up all while pulling her eyes off of me.

She was cute, not a 10/10, but I'd say a solid 7 for body, face was more of a 5-6. Very nice and made sure I was comfortable throughout. Asked if I had a GF and again asked about how I heard of place and if I lived there (I guess to see if my story was consistent) so I kept it short and to the point and repeated my story from earlier. Asked for medium to soft and she giggled. Gave good massage and made sure to rub herself up against me several times though kept her clothes on. Did knees on back and then the hot towel to wipe oil off and then the fingertips stage, at least that's what I thought was up next. She did the fingertips and teasing thing sure, but then started rubbing her bare breasts all over in between licking my ass and taint while occasionally reaching up to tease my balls or shaft. This was new to me as no other parlor had done this before. On the flip I was hoping she would be fully nude, as I've heard some of the providers there are won't to do, but alas she was not. Most likely due to it being my first time. She then whispered how much I would give her which is an immediate turnoff. Since she was asking I knew it would be more than. 40 as is the standard in most places. I offered. 60 and she laughed and said I could get "nothing" so I laughed too and then she got to work. This was very weird to me and was the only part that threw me for a loop.

I got to squeeze her ass quite well (had these cute little white lacy shorts on) and some otc chest action as well due to me being put off and not wanting her to charge me more when I was unprepared for this inflation. Again she leaned down once or twice to lick my taint while working the standard handshake and I started gushing after a bit of this. Managed to hold out for a while to at least get my moneys worth. She cleaned me up and continued with foot and head massage, both fantastic, then kinda laid on the table and half cuddling me for a bit while asking to make sure I would come back. She then left which I took as a cue to get dressed so I did, and she came back in the middle with no offer to help (might be due to me being mostly dressed, might just be a first timer thing I dunno for sure). Another hug or two and I was on my way out the front door. This was also somewhat unexpected as a lot of places have a separate exit for those leaving, those this largely depends on the property and not their policies.

Damage was $. 4 overall. Great massage. More than adequate masseuse. Good looks, wanted to see if Carolyn was there though I forgot to ask, so not sure where Sarah is on their list of attractive providers. Would go again if I can get confirmation that those prices are normal, if the ignoring my question about the menu was due to being a first timer, and also the dressing like a king if that's to be expected or not (I don't care too much about that last part, but it's always nice and for these prices? C'Mon.).

PM me if you have details about any dreams you've had about the same place / provider or other providers there to help me decide if I will try and go back next time I'm around. Thanks.

Hey there everyone, new to the whole scene and just barely starting to figure the stuff out haha. Was hoping if any of you could help out with any good spots and / or people to recommend me, live near the sterling, Herndon, Reston area.

This place is fairly new, only seen the ads for a couple months I think. I don't know why I expected anything different than the barely worth the effort experience of every AMP in NOVA. But little head convinced me that being a new place I may find a gem there.

Unfortunately it did not happen. I was received by the usual Korean granny, had to be in her (late) 50's. Short, stocky, not much to look at. Rates are standard for a K-apm, 60 for hhr, and 80 for hr. I went for the half hr since I wasn't feeling the therapist looks-wise and I was there to simply test the waters. The massage was just average, nothing great. On the flip I was asked for my budget, and a negotiation followed. Aparently she feels 0. 6 is standard gratuity nowadays. I did not bend and she settled for the 0. 4 I said I had. Stress release was no different than the rest of the service, unremarkable. On my way out she reminded to have 0. 6 gratuity next time. No thanks! I won't be back.

By the way, on my way out I noticed they have a TS, but I did not get to experience because I did not go the full hour I guess.

Total damage: 0. 6 half hr + 0. 4.

I should stop going to AMPs. 90% of the time I walk out feeling like a sucker, old granny, not even a solid massage and wants to negotiate tip in advance with a 60 starting point. I'll keep looking for something better elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Cdawg95;3010714]Hey there everyone, new to the whole scene and just barely starting to figure the stuff out haha. Was hoping if any of you could help out with any good spots and / or people to recommend me, live near the sterling, Herndon, Reston area.[/QUOTE]Greetings, CDawg. Before anyone jumps on your post for committing the Newbie Mistake (asking for info before having contributed anything), and since you're new to this whole scene and barely starting to figure things out, I'll try to help with a couple general points, which should get you far in the Forum [U]if you follow them[/U]. This isn't a comprehensive list, and other members may also have some points and suggestions to add. Anyhow, here we go:
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[b](1)[/b] Start by [b]reading the forum (RTFF)[/b] and all of the many valuable reviews and suggestions that other members, especially the long-time Senior members, have shared. It might seem like a daunting task to read back through the last six (6) months, [u]minimum[/u], but doing so WILL save you a lot of time, money, and potential grief. Trust me on this. The more homework you do up front, before you head out into the world of AMPs and mongering, the more enjoyable experiences you'll have. So, have patience and [u]resist the urge[/u] to run right out and "get started" in the hobby.

[b](2)[/b] As a new member, you have [b]zero[/b] "board cred", which is basically the coin of the realm here in the forum. Until you've built up a reputation as someone who is credible and who makes [u]useful[/u] contributions by sharing good info and reviews with your fellow members, you're not likely to get much of a response to the question you just asked in your inaugural post. Asking, especially in your first post, where the "[I]good spots[/I]" are and who the recommended providers are, is bad form and somewhat akin to asking for a free handout. That won't gain you much respect, which is what you need to build up as a new member. Remember: The other members, who have contributed to the Forum, have gained their information via the expenditure of their own limited time and money.

[b](3)[/b] To contrast with the previous point, [b]please do[/b] ask if you have any doubts about using this Forum [b]or[/b] if you have any questions about protocol at AMPs, etc. Everyone starts at the beginning, and many/most of these details are strange to the person who's new to this hobby. We don't want anyone to get in trouble during an AMP visit, nor to be wandering around the Forum wondering how to navigate. Any member is (or should be) willing to help a new member in that regard.

[b](4)[/b] [u]One final general point:[/u] [b]AVOID[/b] getting into pissing contests with other members, including abusive or argumentative replies. While most members here are good hearted folks, you'll run into the occasional member who is a classic rectal aperture. Ignore any insults from such members, and take the high road. You'll be glad you did. Besides, the administrator (A2) is more than able to deal with such members, and he usually does in very short order.

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There are plenty of other bits of advice I could and should be able to give you right now, but these are the general points. Like I said before, other members may also want to add to what I've said. In the mean time, though, the most important point is to [B]do your homework[/B]. Read as much as you can, before venturing out, and you'll be much better prepared and much less likely to have negative experiences. And besides, reading will help answer the question you just posted.

So, welcome to the Forum. Stay safe, be careful, treat the ladies with respect, have fun, and be sure to share your experiences (both good [U]and[/U] bad). Cheers!

[B]Roman[/B]

After my disappointing BP Body Rub experience, I took a chance on an AMP, and was pleasantly surprised.

Stopped by Royal, not far from Tysons Corner Mall. It is an office complex, and at night there are not many cars or people around.

Met Julie, late 30's, friendly and decent looks.

Only had time for half and hour, table shower available, but I was already clean, and wanted the 30 to be concentrated on the "massage. " Was asked what type of massage I wanted, and I said "fun massage. " She giggled and on to the massage. Asked for better visuals, and she complied. Plenty of teasing and on to the flip. A standard nova finish. 6+. 4. Royal earned a return visit, but in that office complex, it will likely be at night when there are less people around to notice.

Had a wonderful massage at the Upper Paris location. Lovely masseuse. Friendly with just a bit of conversation, but not too much. On the flip, the top was popped with a smile and a giggle. Unexpected for a first visit, but much appreciated. Very nice. All natural.