Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=YG365;1567461]I've never used it before LOL. Now that I think about it, Monica has asked me a few times if I wanted to shower but I've declined it. I'm not really feeling CHM's showers either. I actually feel dirtier after I come out of it LOL[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1567464]LOL glad I'm not the only one. I only been there the one time with Coco, but yah, that shower seemed filthy.

S Mc[/QUOTE]I notice before had the bar of soap with the girls Nani hairs stuck all over the bar soap. One of the girls probably shaved earlier. I'm like: "son of a be*tch!" Shit, had to rinse off all the hair off the soap. Man, I was pissed but, I had to use the soap though. Hehe.

Plus, the nozzle is not detachable where I can adjust it to jet spray between my butt crack. LOL. Make sure you clean in between.

[QUOTE=AcuraDreamer;1567445]Maybe someone can convince Channel to build a Table shower. LOL[/QUOTE]Per laws of Hawaii, licensed massage parlors cannot have table shower, and massage therapists cannot shower with customers.

[QUOTE=Uki Eater; 1567485]I notice before had the bar of soap with the girls Nani hairs stuck all over the bar soap. One of the girls probably shaved earlier. I'm like: "son of a be*tch!" Shit, had to rinse off all the hair off the soap. Man, I was pissed but, I had to use the soap though. Hehe.

Plus, the nozzle is not detachable where I can adjust it to jet spray between my butt crack. LOL. Make sure you clean in between.[/QUOTE]That was probably my hair buddy. LOL. If it was short and curly, probably from my ass crack. If it was long and looked like cockroaches antennas, probably from my nuts.

Just playin, I think.

YG!

Yo,

Orchids is a rip off dive. U want chocolate, go to Raponggi.get one real nice lookin one there. Better lookin than orchids trash.

[QUOTE=KingGranola; 1567365]Hey all,

I was wondering if any of you had seen Honey at Orchids lately. A friend of mine recommended her highly but there are no recent reports on her and the phone number for Orchids (626-5355) seems to be down. I've been saving my pennies and was hoping to check out the only popolo lady in town these days but I know if I go down there and check for myself I'm not going to have the willpower to refuse everything else on offer if she isn't there.

Mahalo gentlemen.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1567124]Are Franktech & I the only guys here who watched Saturday Night Live hosted by Daniel Craig this past weekend LOL.

I saw a skit that almost made me die from laughter. It was about a group of 4 construction workers giving out cliche cat calls on the job to hotties walking by. Daniel Craig's character is the new guy on the job & he has a unique way of perving on the ladies.

The other 3 workers would say normal type of pick up lines & compliments you'd hear anywhere. But Daniel Craig would say some of the most funniest shit like this.

The words Daniel Craig was using to describe some hotness were so hilarious, I just had to use them here verbatim LOL. With one exception. In the 1st paragraph, Daniel Craig says:

"Her butt, it's like, a hundred percent WHAMOOO!" But I just had to change it to "The typo that keeps on giving, RAMBOOO!" hahaha.

"Meaty Jaboomz & big breasties squish rags" are like my fav words for boobiez now LOL.

S Mc[/QUOTE]For those interested in viewing the clip, you can find it here:

[url]http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/construction-workers/1419944[/url]

LMFAO fershur. I was so happy, I coulda pooperized you.

[QUOTE=Franktech; 1567649]For those interested in viewing the clip, you can find it here:

[url]http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/construction-workers/1419944[/url]

LMFAO fershur. I was so happy, I coulda pooperized you.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing. That was too funny, I didn't know Daniel Craig had that side of talent to him.

Multiple AMPs got busted.

Be safe.

Yo,

Posted this in MT thread-any of you kids porking Yuna at Jina Massage on atkinson? Had her, wuz pretty decent-suprizingly good because Jina known for the fuglies recently.

Dis hoe passes for 28 yr old, so prolly 30's. Nice fakie sees, nice curvy body-not a spinner, more meat but not fat at all.

FS all covered, but CBJ was loong time, and cbjbp with lots of energy-she suk um good. Korean hoe, with a round ass.

Hope she sticks around-been here only 2 weeks from Cali. She's in my rotation because too many spinners cauze dik damage, hehe.

[QUOTE=Franktech; 1567649]For those interested in viewing the clip, you can find it here:

[url]http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/construction-workers/1419944[/url]

LMFAO fershur. I was so happy, I coulda pooperized you.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Kurocha;1567723]Thanks for sharing. That was too funny, I didn't know Daniel Craig had that side of talent to him.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that link Franksta. There's no way to duplicate D Craig & his enthusiasm here LOL. I've watched this more than a handful of times by now & I still crack the F up.

I like the part the boss comes by & says he heard that someone is real bad at heckling. Then D Craig is like "Nope, nope, we're all tied for the best" LOL.

S Mc

Multiple AMPsatCC got busted by LE last night.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=LittleTigger; 1568001]Multiple AMPsatCC got busted by LE last night.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]Which ones? And how'd you find out? Also, any arrests or were cops just doing knock and talks? I don't doubt what you're saying, by the way. Just want to know what and who is being targeted.

LittleTigger;

Multiple AMPsatCC got busted by LE last night.

Be safe.

Which ones? Anyone know?

[QUOTE=LittleTigger; 1568001]Multiple AMPsatCC got busted by LE last night.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]Which places got busted last night?

[QUOTE=AcuraDreamer;1568242]Which places got busted last night?[/QUOTE]Almost "ALL" illegle AMDs in CC got busted. Go figure.

[QUOTE=Skinman52; 1566688]Thanks Bro. Found out Mama was late on the phone bill and was cut off. She paid. Service was restored by 10:30AM. She too busy to keep with bill payments being that MF is now monger Central. Now I hear get competition next door in 2702. WOW![/QUOTE]So I wasn't just hearing things. Thanks for the heads-up.

Just drove by 7's few popo outside and girls leaving.

[QUOTE=H Mobius;1568393]So I wasn't just hearing things. Thanks for the heads-up.[/QUOTE]Heard rumor that Kitty was going to open up in 2702. Still under renovations.

[QUOTE=Skinman52; 1566688]

[QUOTE=LittleTigger; 1566516]I just came out from MF, and the number is 808-589-8910.

Thanks Bro. Found out Mama was late on the phone bill and was cut off. She paid. Service was restored by 10:30AM. She too busy to keep with bill payments being that MF is now monger Central. Now I hear get competition next door in 2702. WOW! [/QUOTE.

Diamond will open up this weekend with some fresh new talent including a full Thai stunner and some retuning favorites and Grand Opening specials!

Yo,

Which AMP? Ty's place-Rose garden? You write most all uour reports on them-shill. Which hoe is your gf? TY?

I fuk er good-even got little BBFS action last time-she luv my dik and sild the head in her soaking wet pussy, LOL.

She wus ridn me CG rubbin her juices on my dik-felt pretty damn good!

That hoe gets super wet.

How you know about the busts? Popo?

[QUOTE=LittleTigger; 1568001]Multiple AMPsatCC got busted by LE last night.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=On The Prowl; 1568446]

[QUOTE=Skinman52; 1566688]

[QUOTE=LittleTigger; 1566516]I just came out from MF, and the number is 808-589-8910.

Thanks Bro. Found out Mama was late on the phone bill and was cut off. She paid. Service was restored by 10:30AM. She too busy to keep with bill payments being that MF is now monger Central. Now I hear get competition next door in 2702. WOW! [/QUOTE.

Diamond will open up this weekend with some fresh new talent including a full Thai stunner and some retuning favorites and Grand Opening specials![/QUOTE]Saw the owner prepping the place, while I was standing outside of MF today. He was bringing all kinds of stuff, including shower curtains. Also, sorry to the balding eagle in the blue shirt that I saw entering MF. One of my mongering buddies had an MF appointment at the same time as me, so we talked outside a bit after the deed was done. Think he wanted to sneak another peek at Yoyo.

Allright, so haven't seen YoYo's new place yet since she left 3101. Damn I miss Gia. Anyway, YoYo greets me with her always happy attitude then shows me around first. The one thing with YoYo is that she gives a lot of effort in making an AMP presentable and clean. We've all seen a lot of AMPs, and some of those showers are NASTY. But I'm not using the forums to bash any establishment. Besides, if the providers are hot, we all go back anyway. So after the tour, she introduces me to Yuki. WOW, Yuki is just as hot as her pics in the ads. I like that they use real pics for their ads. So we go to the back big room, I take a quick shower and ask Yuki to help me, she says maybe next time.

Starts with a light massage, but I couldn't take it, so asked her to undress and lay down. Man I luv her milky skin and especially her light colored nips. Looks like big Bz, perfect size for me. Kissing her nice tits, working way down for some intense DATY. Made her cum and tried to keep on grinding but it was to sensitive for her. So we switched up and gave me a nice CBJ. Told her nice and slow. Finally got into some RCG, then CG, and finished in Doggie. Wanted to see that nice round ass. Service was all covered. Standard fees, .60 house, $.5 to Yuki. Will definitely repeat. On the way out YoYo introduced me to Michelle. Got to try her next. Cute, almost innocent looking Chinese. Tight body with some nice natural perky tits. Nice ass too for asian provider. She said another girl works there too, Emily. But I didn't see her. YoYo's place nice and as always with hot providers. I'm back.

Rus

[QUOTE=Jbravo; 1568471]Yo,

Which AMP? Ty's place-Rose garden? You write most all uour reports on them-shill. Which hoe is your gf? TY?

I fuk er good-even got little BBFS action last time-she luv my dik and sild the head in her soaking wet pussy, LOL.

She wus ridn me CG rubbin her juices on my dik-felt pretty damn good!

That hoe gets super wet.

How you know about the busts? Popo?[/QUOTE]Yes something looks fishy about all his reports.

[QUOTE=Dvd888; 1568436]Heard rumor that Kitty was going to open up in 2702. Still under renovations.

Dvd888,

This is free enterprise, capitalism at work. Competition the essense of making a product or industry better through improved service or performance!

May both 27th floor, side by side AMPs prosper and keep the young, tight, horny, skilled providers cumming to benefit all of the HNL monger population!

Maybe each shop can hire someone to wear a costume that looks like a pussy with legs. Stand in the hallway & pass out flyers, discount coupons, membership apps and what have you. LOL!

Skin

[QUOTE=H Mobius; 1568393]So I wasn't just hearing things. Thanks for the heads-up.

No problem HM. BTW-Our "friend" busy as shit nowadays. Hard to get in for appt. '. But I know you don't give a hoot about it!

Be safe. Especially with all these unverified reports about busts at CC.

Skin

[QUOTE=AcuraDreamer;1568242]Which places got busted last night?[/QUOTE]Busts I heard happened at ALL the Chinese shops on the lower floors. 6th. 9th. 11th etc.

Be safe bros. Leave your pants on. Watch out for zipper rash.

SM52

For sure LE will raid 27th floor.

[QUOTE=Skinman52; 1568891][QUOTE=Dvd888; 1568436]Heard rumor that Kitty was going to open up in 2702. Still under renovations.

Dvd888,

This is free enterprise, capitalism at work. Competition the essense of making a product or industry better through improved service or performance!

May both 27th floor, side by side AMPs prosper and keep the young, tight, horny, skilled providers cumming to benefit all of the HNL monger population!

Maybe each shop can hire someone to wear a costume that looks like a pussy with legs. Stand in the hallway & pass out flyers, discount coupons, membership apps and what have you. LOL!

Skin[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dvd888;1568436]Heard rumor that Kitty was going to open up in 2702. Still under renovations.[/QUOTE]Interesting.

By "hearing things", I meant that I could hear women with strong Mandarin accents and a man who spoke with no accent inside of 2702, from out in the hall. This was many weeks ago.

I was wondering if it was a massage place, or the man was just a very lucky resident.

Besides Junko, who in 1188 bishop gives extras?

Very unfortunate. This forum is a virtual trapwire of this Hawaiian industry. Without a doubt they're using this site.

sorry for the "no shit sherlock" moment but I thoughtd Id voice it anyway

Hows about in the lobby, better yet out on kalakaua.

Skin can dress like a bunny LOL LOL your gf D will love you more.

No give away my handle or my AMP gf will know who me.

[QUOTE=Skinman52; 1568891]

[QUOTE=Dvd888; 1568436]Heard rumor that Kitty was going to open up in 2702. Still under renovations.

Dvd888,

This is free enterprise, capitalism at work. Competition the essense of making a product or industry better through improved service or performance!

May both 27th floor, side by side AMPs prosper and keep the young, tight, horny, skilled providers cumming to benefit all of the HNL monger population!

Maybe each shop can hire someone to wear a costume that looks like a pussy with legs. Stand in the hallway & pass out flyers, discount coupons, membership apps and what have you. LOL!

Skin[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hihon;1569185]Besides Junko, who in 1188 bishop gives extras?[/QUOTE]Annie still has a place on the 30th floor?

[QUOTE=Local1234;1569273]Annie still has a place on the 30th floor?[/QUOTE]I didn't have any luck finding her ad, but Hihon might want to try this place:

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/3334739424.html[/url]

Anyone know where Sandy is?

I am going to be looking for BBBJCIM in a few days and she was always awesome. Saw Monica a while back, she thought I was LEO and I had to go through a thorough vetting process.

Thanks in advance

[QUOTE=Local1234;1569273]Annie still has a place on the 30th floor?[/QUOTE]Annie moved to Executive Center. 1088 Bishop, a while back, don't know if she is still there. Annie is ripoff anyway.

[QUOTE=H Mobius; 1569367]I didn't have any luck finding her ad, but Hihon might want to try this place:

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/3334739424.html[/url][/QUOTE]As Brudday HM knows, this is an ad for Lili, formerly in CC as Ideal Massage and Sisi's place.

Her place is always nice and clean. She has one girl working for her, Mimi.

Lili is about 5'5" and a bit on the heavy side 140lbs. She keeps herself very attractive with man made Cs. She pays a lot of attention to the details of her hair, make up, nails, etc which are always perfect. Kudos to her. She is always cleanly shaven and freshly showered. Her breadth is nice and fresh (not a trait for all the Chinese providers I have had) for DFK. She offers the full menu with BBFSCIP after which, she has always douched. Her BBBJ is nice and gentle the way I prefer it. She has done DS, spoon, RCG, CG and CG while squatting which is rare for a Chinese provider to provide multiple positions. Her massage is medium pressure and very relaxing yet firm. I like her pleasant demeanor and friendliness. She has a crinkle between her eye browns whenever she is about to cum, LOL. L / A/S. 8/9/9.

Her girl Mimi is always nice. 5'2".105lbs. She has a decent face with crooked teeth and typical Chinese breadth. Not as friendly and a bit lazy. She is not a great host. She will stay on the couch under the blanket with her computer 'till after I am showered. After the service, she will return to the couch instead of waiting in the room to make conversation while I dress. The providers like Junko, Bebe, Monica, Sandy, Michelle, etc will dress me down to my my socks and shoes. Thus, minus one point on the attitude. Her massage is very hard. Sometimes her massage is so hard it is to the bone. She has long hair down to her waste with very nice shaped natural B cups. For having had children, her breasts do not show any sag or loss of firmness. She offers the full menu including extras like DFK. Her pussy is unshaven and never fresh. It's like having sex with your wife in the morning before she showers. There is a "rawness" to the GFE experience which makes it all the more real. Her BBBJ is nice and slow but typical of a Chinese providers. She squirms a lot during DATY will genuinely enjoys the time. She will cum multiple times during DATY and FS but the sex is typical Chinese. L / A/S. 8/8/8.

. Pu

[QUOTE=Flyforfun; 1569391]Anyone know where Sandy is?

I am going to be looking for BBBJCIM in a few days and she was always awesome. Saw Monica a while back, she thought I was LEO and I had to go through a thorough vetting process.

Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]IIRC, Sandy moved to Cookie's place on Lusitana Street. I called to see her when the ad said "new ownership" but it appeared Sandy was working for Cookie. I called expecting to speak to Sandy but on the day I called, Cookie said Sandy went to the hospital which didn't translate correctly. I never called back.

I can't recall if I ever reviewed Monica. She had many favorable reviews but I wasn't impressed. Her service was too mechanical and lacked emotion. She did all the things I read about and just ran thru her check list starting with the ice water BBBJ. Her BBBJ was average and she couldn't DT my 2" pecker. BBFS with CIM COF COT. Kison always gives the full hour which includes extra massage or DFKing untill your time is up. I didn't repeat. I prefer to repeat with others like Michelle, Bebe, Aki, Junko, Lili, Mimi, Sandy, etc. L / A/S. 8/8/8 . pu

[QUOTE=Puinsai808; 1569611]As Brudday HM knows, this is an ad for Lili, formerly in CC as Ideal Massage and Sisi's place.

Her place is always nice and clean. She has one girl working for her, Mimi.

Lili is about 5'5" and a bit on the heavy side 140lbs. She keeps herself very attractive with man made Cs. She pays a lot of attention to the details of her hair, make up, nails, etc which are always perfect. Kudos to her. She is always cleanly shaven and freshly showered. Her breadth is nice and fresh (not a trait for all the Chinese providers I have had) for DFK. She offers the full menu with BBFSCIP after which, she has always douched. Her BBBJ is nice and gentle the way I prefer it. She has done DS, spoon, RCG, CG and CG while squatting which is rare for a Chinese provider to provide multiple positions. Her massage is medium pressure and very relaxing yet firm. I like her pleasant demeanor and friendliness. She has a crinkle between her eye browns whenever she is about to cum, LOL. L / A/S. 8/9/9.

Her girl Mimi is always nice. 5'2".105lbs. She has a decent face with crooked teeth and typical Chinese breadth. Not as friendly and a bit lazy. She is not a great host. She will stay on the couch under the blanket with her computer 'till after I am showered. After the service, she will return to the couch instead of waiting in the room to make conversation while I dress. The providers like Junko, Bebe, Monica, Sandy, Michelle, etc will dress me down to my my socks and shoes. Thus, minus one point on the attitude. Her massage is very hard. Sometimes her massage is so hard it is to the bone. She has long hair down to her waste with very nice shaped natural B cups. For having had children, her breasts do not show any sag or loss of firmness. She offers the full menu including extras like DFK. Her pussy is unshaven and never fresh. It's like having sex with your wife in the morning before she showers. There is a "rawness" to the GFE experience which makes it all the more real. Her BBBJ is nice and slow but typical of a Chinese providers. She squirms a lot during DATY will genuinely enjoys the time. She will cum multiple times during DATY and FS but the sex is typical Chinese. L / A/S. 8/8/8.

Pu[/QUOTE]Thanks bruddha PU, have to put her on the bucket lists, even I hate having to travel to DT and prefer it at night. After a good session if the provider is good, get rubber legs-hehe.

[QUOTE=Puinsai808; 1569633]IIRC, Sandy moved to Cookie's place on Lusitana Street. I called to see her when the ad said "new ownership" but it appeared Sandy was working for Cookie. I called expecting to speak to Sandy but on the day I called, Cookie said Sandy went to the hospital which didn't translate correctly. I never called back.

I can't recall if I ever reviewed Monica. She had many favorable reviews but I wasn't impressed. Her service was too mechanical and lacked emotion. She did all the things I read about and just ran thru her check list starting with the ice water BBBJ. Her BBBJ was average and she couldn't DT my 2" pecker. BBFS with CIM COF COT. Kison always gives the full hour which includes extra massage or DFKing untill your time is up. I didn't repeat. I prefer to repeat with others like Michelle, Bebe, Aki, Junko, Lili, Mimi, Sandy, etc. L / A/S. 8/8/8. Pu[/QUOTE]Braddha PU, please pm me about the didn't translate correctly statement. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Puinsai808;1569633]I can't recall if I ever reviewed Monica. She had many favorable reviews but I wasn't impressed. Her service was too mechanical and lacked emotion. She did all the things I read about and just ran thru her check list starting with the ice water BBBJ. Her BBBJ was average and she couldn't DT my 2" pecker. BBFS with CIM COF COT. Kison always gives the full hour which includes extra massage or DFKing untill your time is up. I didn't repeat. I prefer to repeat with others like Michelle, Bebe, Aki, Junko, Lili, Mimi, Sandy, etc. L / A/S. 8/8/8 . pu[/QUOTE]Sometimes, like starting a weed whacker, certain conditions must be present.

In Monica's case, I've found that bending her over the table (which causes her mound to deploy and self-lubricate) while grabbing tightly onto her hips and slamming her from behind gets her started right up. My hands are reasonably strong but no need to use Kung Fu grip.

She did succeed at wearing me out and there wasn't any opportunity for using the ice water.

If you care to, try that and let me know how your lawn came out looking.

2702 is now open, reports to follow soon, and KITTY is in the house!

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