Yuri L-9, S-5, A-5.
Strict rules no kissing, no touching, I'm amazed she let me suck on her tits. Will not try her again, by the way she was very pretty (consolation prize).
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Yuri L-9, S-5, A-5.
Strict rules no kissing, no touching, I'm amazed she let me suck on her tits. Will not try her again, by the way she was very pretty (consolation prize).
[QUOTE=LittleTigger; 1565034]Try Ty. You will love her BBBJCIM.
[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/attention-the-hottest-sexiest-ty-is-here/3219674[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks guys for your suggestions of CIM providers. I'll definitely try Ty before she leaves. I might give CHM a shot since the better service have been with the older MILF providers than the young spunk 21 yr old spinners.
[QUOTE=Ocolumbo;1564809]Why don't you post your own picture on this website?[/QUOTE]Question was about posting pictures on site. As a senior you should know that some girls do not mind their pictures taken and posted. If you do not have something nice to say or add to the purpose of the thread o need to post.
[QUOTE=Ocolumbo;1564812]When you asked and they agreed you let them know you would be posting their pictures on the internet? You are full of shit. Juvenile antics backed up by juvenile rationalizations.[/QUOTE]Again trying to stir up shit or just a little envious.
Be safe and have fun.
Recon'd MF-Michelle. Tight body. But. Her. Face? I'd rather face her butt.
Only had two girls so of course Michelle & Yuki are busy. Yoyo has me wait in the kitchen & eat something & drink some wine. She shows me a ton of pics of Michelle & Yuki. Hehe, +10 on mamasan points right there. Damn, wish all mamas would show you pics of the girls who are busy. Then doorbell ring. Michelles next appt. Crap. Yoyo brings in Michelle to meet me 1st & WOW the body is tightness. And that bubblicious buttocks is as advertised my booty loving broskis.
That girl's got abs, no flabs, & a bubbly ass / Just check out the pics in their BP ads.
[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mayflower-100-real-pics-21/3291321[/url]
Works for me!
Speaking of work. I'ma have that ass working overtime way past midnight hehe. That is one clock I'd like to punch all night long. But Yoyo gunna have to give her hazard pay, cus that ass is dangerous.
Hehehe, Yeah, I bet she makes sex all over the place, all the time. Like it's outstanding! I mean like, her butt, it's like, a hundred percent RAMBOOO!
I read about them ski jumps, but when she walked in it looked like we had a couple of torpedoes incoming at 4 o'clock. Shawoogah! She had my private standing at attention. I was like, who ordered Arby's? Cus those are two juicy stacks of roast beef.
Hehe, Yeah, stack um up. They're like two giant meaty jaboomz! They're like two big breasties squish rags! She's like, sexy times 5, plus her boobies, carry the boner equals yum-a-dub-dum!
But with Michelle, it's all about that jump in that bump. Mmh, I would crack that open, pour it into a glass & sip it all afternoon. Eh somebody call Amtrak, cus I need two tickets to Booty City. I'd hit it, quit it, then beg for my job back so I can ht it again.
Heh, Yeah, she's like a big bowl of butt soup with extra nipples, & can I get that with a side of Hoo-Woo-Woo-Woo? Yes you can sir, your total come to five kisses & forty seven smooches. Drive up to the next window & collect that sweet sweet hiney! I was so turned on, I could have pooperized her!
S Mc
[QUOTE=Ocolumbo; 1564809][blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]
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"Oh no, here he goes again!" Hehe.
However, I do enjoy his long postings using big words. Sounds pretty awesome. Hehe.
[QUOTE=WraithOfGod; 1565101]No, I didn't, which is why I broached the topic. You know, to get feedback from other mongers before proceeding. And you're the only guy that seems to have a problem with it. Feel a little lonely out on that limb? We've had pictures from MF and RG in the past month. Didn't hear you complaining then. Or maybe you didn't and I missed it.
Got a new photo editing program I've been wanting to try out anyway, so I'll crop, bright, and post. Or PM to people who've PM'd me about it, at least the pictures with faces. That's not juvenile. That's just sharing, in my opinion.[/QUOTE]You took pictures surreptiously or lied to them about your purpose. You broached the topic here because you know you did wrong and want peer support. I don't feel lonely cause I have no doubt you are wrong. Whatever the girls agreed to for professional promotional purposes that is up to them, which is not relevant to what you have done, which is callous, juvenile and indecent.
[QUOTE=OleNavyMan; 1565137]Question was about posting pictures on site. As a senior you should know that some girls do not mind their pictures taken and posted. If you do not have something nice to say or add to the purpose of the thread o need to post.
Again trying to stir up shit or just a little envious.
Be safe and have fun.[/QUOTE]I know of no girls who would not mind their pictures taken, including face, that would be posted online by a customer. That is a figment of your imagination.
Ey uhm, has anyone here banged that Pretty-Kitty from MF since she started working at that outcall service. I don't like doing the outcalls. But when I asked Kitty, she told me the place she works for only does outcalls. I also read a report that the brother said he called the escort service & was quoted 300. Is this the price for some Kitty? Please post or PM with any replies bros.
I wished she stayed at MF or went to any other AMP or MT. That girl coulda been a contender. She coulda been somebody.
S Mc
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565140]Yeah, I bet she makes sex all over the place, all the time. Like it's outstanding! I mean like, her butt, it's like, a hundred percent RAMBOOO!
S Mc[/QUOTE]HAHA! The typo that just keeps on giving RAMBOOOOOOO RAVEN!
[QUOTE=HNLsan;1563875]I went by Asia Spa the other day; it's upstairs from this cigarette shop. Went around lunch time and only had ms and an old lady provider. I bailed for Ginza.[/QUOTE]Yup this place has no youngins. Even the mama there will tell you that. I went there twice to recon & on both trips as mama opens the door, she didn't greet me with a hello. The 1st thing she says is "we don't have young girls here" LOL. Hey, how rude hehe. What's with the stereotyping there mama? I might look like I am the type of guy who only enjoys the "finer bangs in life" but what if I came for service over looks & was hoping for a denture-less gumjob or something huh. LOL.
She was not kidding. I mean, they don't even have old ladies here. They have prehistoric relics. The ones I met could pass as the mother of GrandMON-ICA! Forealz!
S Mc
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565508]Yup this place has no youngins. Even the mama there will tell you that. I went there twice to recon & on both trips as mama opens the door, she didn't greet me with a hello. The 1st thing she says is "we don't have young girls here" LOL. Hey, how rude hehe. What's with the stereotyping there mama? I might look like I am the type of guy who only enjoys the "finer bangs in life" but what if I came for service over looks & was hoping for a denture-less gumjob or something huh. LOL.
She was not kidding. I mean, they don't even have old ladies here. They have prehistoric relics. The ones I met could pass as the mother of GrandMON-ICA! Forealz!
S Mc[/QUOTE]S Mc,
You make this place worth reading. Your sense of humor and rhyme make the threads interesting, keep it up.
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565140]Recon'd MF-Michelle. Tight body. But. Her. Face? I'd rather face her butt.
Only had two girls so of course Michelle & Yuki are busy. Yoyo has me wait in the kitchen & eat something & drink some wine. She shows me a ton of pics of Michelle & Yuki. Hehe, +10 on mamasan points right there. Damn, wish all mamas would show you pics of the girls who are busy. Then doorbell ring. Michelles next appt. Crap. Yoyo brings in Michelle to meet me 1st & WOW the body is tightness. And that bubblicious buttocks is as advertised my booty loving broskis.
That girl's got abs, no flabs, & a bubbly ass / Just check out the pics in their BP ads.
[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mayflower-100-real-pics-21/3291321[/url]
Works for me!
Speaking of work. I'ma have that ass working overtime way past midnight hehe. That is one clock I'd like to punch all night long. But Yoyo gunna have to give her hazard pay, cus that ass is dangerous.
Hehehe, Yeah, I bet she makes sex all over the place, all the time. Like it's outstanding! I mean like, her butt, it's like, a hundred percent RAMBOOO!
I read about them ski jumps, but when she walked in it looked like we had a couple of torpedoes incoming at 4 o'clock. Shawoogah! She had my private standing at attention. I was like, who ordered Arby's? Cus those are two juicy stacks of roast beef.
Hehe, Yeah, stack um up. They're like two giant meaty jaboomz! They're like two big breasties squish rags! She's like, sexy times 5, plus her boobies, carry the boner equals yum-a-dub-dum!
But with Michelle, it's all about that jump in that bump. Mmh, I would crack that open, pour it into a glass & sip it all afternoon. Eh somebody call Amtrak, cus I need two tickets to Booty City. I'd hit it, quit it, then beg for my job back so I can ht it again.
Heh, Yeah, she's like a big bowl of butt soup with extra nipples, & can I get that with a side of Hoo-Woo-Woo-Woo? Yes you can sir, your total come to five kisses & forty seven smooches. Drive up to the next window & collect that sweet sweet hiney! I was so turned on, I could have pooperized her!
S Mc.[/quote]S Mc,
Cmon bro. Give us the blow by blow account of how you gave her the duckmeat brah. We like get excited by your usual graphic description of McDuck's version of Hawaiian Caligula action.
Skinned Man
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565140]Recon'd MF-Michelle. Tight body. But. Her. Face? I'd rather face her butt.
Only had two girls so of course Michelle & Yuki are busy. Yoyo has me wait in the kitchen & eat something & drink some wine. She shows me a ton of pics of Michelle & Yuki. Hehe, +10 on mamasan points right there. Damn, wish all mamas would show you pics of the girls who are busy. Then doorbell ring. Michelles next appt. Crap. Yoyo brings in Michelle to meet me 1st & WOW the body is tightness. And that bubblicious buttocks is as advertised my booty loving broskis.
That girl's got abs, no flabs, & a bubbly ass / Just check out the pics in their BP ads.
[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mayflower-100-real-pics-21/3291321[/url]
Works for me!
Speaking of work. I'ma have that ass working overtime way past midnight hehe. That is one clock I'd like to punch all night long. But Yoyo gunna have to give her hazard pay, cus that ass is dangerous.
Hehehe, Yeah, I bet she makes sex all over the place, all the time. Like it's outstanding! I mean like, her butt, it's like, a hundred percent RAMBOOO!
I read about them ski jumps, but when she walked in it looked like we had a couple of torpedoes incoming at 4 o'clock. Shawoogah! She had my private standing at attention. I was like, who ordered Arby's? Cus those are two juicy stacks of roast beef.
Hehe, Yeah, stack um up. They're like two giant meaty jaboomz! They're like two big breasties squish rags! She's like, sexy times 5, plus her boobies, carry the boner equals yum-a-dub-dum!
But with Michelle, it's all about that jump in that bump. Mmh, I would crack that open, pour it into a glass & sip it all afternoon. Eh somebody call Amtrak, cus I need two tickets to Booty City. I'd hit it, quit it, then beg for my job back so I can ht it again.
Heh, Yeah, she's like a big bowl of butt soup with extra nipples, & can I get that with a side of Hoo-Woo-Woo-Woo? Yes you can sir, your total come to five kisses & forty seven smooches. Drive up to the next window & collect that sweet sweet hiney! I was so turned on, I could have pooperized her!
S Mc.
Bro. You are (ah say agin) an amazing wordsmith. Without peer on the entire USASG website. How the hell U cum up with all you write? Amazing. No wonder you get all the hot mamas eating out of your hand. Can just imagine the shit you whisper in their ears. Hehehe
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565508]Yup this place has no youngins. Even the mama there will tell you that. I went there twice to recon & on both trips as mama opens the door, she didn't greet me with a hello.
She was not kidding. I mean, they don't even have old ladies here. They have prehistoric relics. The ones I met could pass as the mother of GrandMON-ICA! Forealz!
S Mc[/QUOTE]On top of all that, they are now a money-up-front self-shower place. They are way too old to be doing that especially to repeat customers.
Plus which, they're right inbetween Top Floor which has far superior staffing and facilities, and Century Center which is loaded with a wide variety of providers.
It will be a while before I go there again.
[QUOTE=Ocolumbo;1565393]I know of no girls who would not mind their pictures taken, including face, that would be posted online by a customer. That is a figment of your imagination.[/QUOTE]From the posts I've seen on here some of the girls do not mind if pictures are taken. Some may ask for a little more donation. It is the old saying YMMV, and I would say most girls service are not cookie cutter type of service.
[QUOTE=Ocolumbo;1565390]You took pictures surreptiously or lied to them about your purpose. You broached the topic here because you know you did wrong and want peer support. I don't feel lonely cause I have no doubt you are wrong. Whatever the girls agreed to for professional promotional purposes that is up to them, which is not relevant to what you have done, which is callous, juvenile and indecent.[/QUOTE]You were not there so you can not honestly make a statement about how he got the pictures. Ocolumbo, this has gone on long enough. You have an opion that differs from most here, so if a picture is posted and it does not violate the rules and the girl is OK with it you should be as well.
Be safe and have fun.
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Bros,
Anyone know why Mayflower's number is "unreachable" presently?
Thanks,
Lolo Skin
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565402]Ey uhm, has anyone here banged that Pretty-Kitty from MF since she started working at that outcall service. I don't like doing the outcalls. But when I asked Kitty, she told me the place she works for only does outcalls. I also read a report that the brother said he called the escort service & was quoted 300. Is this the price for some Kitty? Please post or PM with any replies bros.
I wished she stayed at MF or went to any other AMP or MT. That girl coulda been a contender. She coulda been somebody.
S Mc[/QUOTE]I agree. Should've stayed at MF or switch to different AMP!
I called the number and was surprised to hear a Chinese dude on the other end LOL. He was professional and spoke well though. Quoted 3 bills for take out. Politely declined. Why have her come over to my place where my family, neighbors, friends, looky loos can catch me in the act and on top of all that it costs an extra cnote? Best thing about the AMP is you go in, you fuck, you leave and not worry about anything. I hope she comes back somewhere so I can sample her goods.
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565402]Ey uhm, has anyone here banged that Pretty-Kitty from MF since she started working at that outcall service. I don't like doing the outcalls. But when I asked Kitty, she told me the place she works for only does outcalls. I also read a report that the brother said he called the escort service & was quoted 300. Is this the price for some Kitty? Please post or PM with any replies bros.
I wished she stayed at MF or went to any other AMP or MT. That girl coulda been a contender. She coulda been somebody.
S Mc[/QUOTE]SLim eraser type nips with the scar under her belly button? High pitch school girl oh's?
Just had her last week?
Same girl?
So sad. I've been meaning to report on this for the last week.
I was looking for some morning action and this was the only place with some decent reviews that had somebody available. Met Kitty and knew that I was in for a good time.
I won't give full review just now, but she was a great time. Even pulled the curtains open and fucked her standing up against the glass. Wonder if anybody was peeking up at the building. Was an incredibly sexy scene. After we finished we chatted a bit and hung out. Then as she begins escorting me out she introduces me to the other girl working that day. She reminds me of a former gf's sister, and thought wow I'd like to have a piece of that. Asked what it would take if I did it now. Mama waived the house fee and I went back into room with new girl (I can't remenber her name. SO SORRY!).
As I'm enjoying the new girl I hear a knock on the door and I'm thinking "time up already?" Instead it's kitty who has come in to watch. I've got the other girl ass up and I'm taking turns just rubbing my cock on her ass as kitty grabs it, then sticking it back in. Having trouble coming and need to get out of there (been over 90 minutes at this point) so I'm struggling to come.
End up with kitty talking dirty next to me and rubbing me all over while I jerk off on the other girls ass and legs. It was one incredibly hot scene that I was hoping to repeat as soon as I had more funds. Now all that has gone awry!
Oh well!
[QUOTE=Genji 808; 1566325]I agree. Should've stayed at MF or switch to different AMP!
I called the number and was surprised to hear a Chinese dude on the other end LOL. He was professional and spoke well though. Quoted 3 bills for take out. Politely declined. Why have her come over to my place where my family, neighbors, friends, looky loos can catch me in the act and on top of all that it costs an extra cnote? Best thing about the AMP is you go in, you fuck, you leave and not worry about anything. I hope she comes back somewhere so I can sample her goods.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Skinman52; 1566293]Bros,
Anyone know why Mayflower's number is "unreachable" presently?
Thanks,
Lolo Skin[/QUOTE]I just came out from MF, and the number is 808-589-8910.
[QUOTE=LittleTigger; 1566516]I just came out from MF, and the number is 808-589-8910.
Thanks Bro. Found out Mama was late on the phone bill and was cut off. She paid. Service was restored by 10:30AM. She too busy to keep with bill payments being that MF is now monger Central. Now I hear get competition next door in 2702. WOW!
[QUOTE=H Mobius;1565964]On top of all that, they are now a money-up-front self-shower place.[/QUOTE]And there is no "Chinese girl", and they did not honor their $40 HF in their ad, in fact she wanted 60; I should have left but we all do dumb things.
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[QUOTE=AtletaTigre; 1566408]So sad. I've been meaning to report on this for the last week.
I was looking for some morning action and this was the only place with some decent reviews that had somebody available. Met Kitty and knew that I was in for a good time.
I won't give full review just now, but she was a great time. Even pulled the curtains open and fucked her standing up against the glass. Wonder if anybody was peeking up at the building. Was an incredibly sexy scene. After we finished we chatted a bit and hung out. Then as she begins escorting me out she introduces me to the other girl working that day. She reminds me of a former gf's sister, and thought wow I'd like to have a piece of that. Asked what it would take if I did it now. Mama waived the house fee and I went back into room with new girl (I can't remenber her name. SO SORRY!).
As I'm enjoying the new girl I hear a knock on the door and I'm thinking "time up already?" Instead it's kitty who has come in to watch. I've got the other girl ass up and I'm taking turns just rubbing my cock on her ass as kitty grabs it, then sticking it back in. Having trouble coming and need to get out of there (been over 90 minutes at this point) so I'm struggling to come.
End up with kitty talking dirty next to me and rubbing me all over while I jerk off on the other girls ass and legs. It was one incredibly hot scene that I was hoping to repeat as soon as I had more funds. Now all that has gone awry!
Oh well![/QUOTE]Good god I came just reading those last two parts. Good job my friend, green with envy.
It wasn't all that much of an experience. The Century Center kind of looks like it's falling apart. Two of the elevators were busted. There were some girls hanging out in the lobby and I swear one of them (a red head) was on one of the BP advertisements. Anyway.
Ty is a spinner. 5 feet flat and maybe 100 pounds. B cups. I don't think she is Korean. Probably in the late 30's to 40's age. Really nice and accommodating. Called for an appointment but showed up early. Went to the room and saw that someone was also there. Saw another pair of shoes at the door. Don't like being in a situation where you could see other mongers, especially in a small apartment. Didn't see the guy, but still. Started off with a good massage. No LE check. Standard bang later. All covered.
The only real bad thing was the smell of Ty's nani. I don't really dig the fish smell. This is the first time I've seen a case of the fish with any of the MP girls. I don't think it will be the last.
I think everyone here appreciates a clean smelling nani. Not to knock Ty, but still.
L:7.
Spinner.
A:8.
Really nice. Not pushy at all.
S: 6.
Decent Massage but Fish.
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565140]Heh, Yeah, she's like a big bowl of butt soup with extra nipples, & can I get that with a side of Hoo-Woo-Woo-Woo? Yes you can sir, your total come to five kisses & forty seven smooches. Drive up to the next window & collect that sweet sweet hiney! I was so turned on, I could have pooperized her!
S Mc[/QUOTE]You crack me up McD. You do Daniel Craig proud. And I bet she's got a big old penis unda dea too!
[QUOTE=Franktech;1566849]You crack me up McD. You do Daniel Craig proud. And I bet she's got a big old penis unda dea too![/QUOTE]Yeeeah buddy! LMFAO. That girl's got azz. Eh, Christmas dinner called. It's missing two hams!
S Mc
[QUOTE=JoeKher;1566787]Good god I came just reading those last two parts. Good job my friend, green with envy.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=AtletaTigre; 1566408]So sad. I've been meaning to report on this for the last week.
I was looking for some morning action and this was the only place with some decent reviews that had somebody available. Met Kitty and knew that I was in for a good time.
I won't give full review just now, but she was a great time. Even pulled the curtains open and fucked her standing up against the glass. Wonder if anybody was peeking up at the building. Was an incredibly sexy scene. After we finished we chatted a bit and hung out. Then as she begins escorting me out she introduces me to the other girl working that day. She reminds me of a former gf's sister, and thought wow I'd like to have a piece of that. Asked what it would take if I did it now. Mama waived the house fee and I went back into room with new girl (I can't remenber her name. SO SORRY!).
As I'm enjoying the new girl I hear a knock on the door and I'm thinking "time up already?" Instead it's kitty who has come in to watch. I've got the other girl ass up and I'm taking turns just rubbing my cock on her ass as kitty grabs it, then sticking it back in. Having trouble coming and need to get out of there (been over 90 minutes at this point) so I'm struggling to come.
End up with kitty talking dirty next to me and rubbing me all over while I jerk off on the other girls ass and legs. It was one incredibly hot scene that I was hoping to repeat as soon as I had more funds. Now all that has gone awry!
Oh well![/QUOTE]Freakin HAAAWT dude! Whoo! Kitty did the same thing with the banging up against the window on my 1st sesh. Since I wanted the curtains opened up to brighten the room, she joked that people can see in from outside now. Then she playfully put her hands up against the window in position for standing doggy & I immediately got behind her. She just grinded on me like a stripper. She thought it was hot, looking out the window & pointing to other places that might be able to see us. Later we banged standing doggy up against the window. So hawt. That girl is crazy fun.
I just wish Kitty came in the room when I had Jojo LOL. Yeah buddy, that last part about Kitty & the new girl you were doing made me JIMP too LOL.
S Mc
[QUOTE=H Mobius;1566702]And there is no "Chinese girl", and they did not honor their $40 HF in their ad, in fact she wanted 60; I should have left but we all do dumb things.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=H Mobius;1565964]On top of all that, they are now a money-up-front self-shower place. They are way too old to be doing that especially to repeat customers.[/QUOTE]GILF (Grannys I'd Like to Forget) Central, ASpa sounds worse than Pearl City Relaxation now LOL. Not honoring a $40 HF & upselling to $60 instead, for a place with 'old lettuce' & they don't shower you. WTF man!
BTW, all the girls at MF should be showering with us the way Kitty (& Tia) used to.
And could someone please convince MS Chanelle at Kison to allow the girls to shower with us. All places with a self shower should allow the girls to at least do a standing shower with us.
S Mc
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1567002]Freakin HAAAWT dude! Whoo! Kitty did the same thing with the banging up against the window on my 1st sesh. Since I wanted the curtains opened up to brighten the room, she joked that people can see in from outside now. Then she playfully put her hands up against the window in position for standing doggy & I immediately got behind her. She just grinded on me like a stripper. She thought it was hot, looking out the window & pointing to other places that might be able to see us. Later we banged standing doggy up against the window. So hawt. That girl is crazy fun.
I just wish Kitty came in the room when I had Jojo LOL. Yeah buddy, that last part about Kitty & the new girl you were doing made me JIMP too LOL.
S Mc[/QUOTE]Forget it, Splooge. Licensed massage parlors that can only have self shower will get into trouble if provider showers with customers. 321 in the beginning got into this trouble. Too risky for the licensed massage parlors.
[QUOTE=Franktech;1566849]You crack me up McD. You do Daniel Craig proud. And I bet she's got a big old penis unda dea too![/QUOTE]Are Franktech & I the only guys here who watched Saturday Night Live hosted by Daniel Craig this past weekend LOL.
I saw a skit that almost made me die from laughter. It was about a group of 4 construction workers giving out cliche cat calls on the job to hotties walking by. Daniel Craig's character is the new guy on the job & he has a unique way of perving on the ladies.
The other 3 workers would say normal type of pick up lines & compliments you'd hear anywhere. But Daniel Craig would say some of the most funniest shit like this.
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565140]Hehehe, Yeah, I bet she makes sex all over the place, all the time. Like it's outstanding! I mean like, her butt, it's like, a hundred percent RAMBOOO!
Hehe, Yeah, stack um up. They're like two giant meaty jaboomz! They're like two big breasties squish rags! She's like, sexy times 5, plus her boobies, carry the boner equals yum-a-dub-dum!
Heh, Yeah, she's like a big bowl of butt soup with extra nipples, & can I get that with a side of Hoo-Woo-Woo-Woo? Yes you can sir, your total come to five kisses & forty seven smooches. Drive up to the next window & collect that sweet sweet hiney! I was so turned on, I could have pooperized her!
S Mc[/QUOTE]The words Daniel Craig was using to describe some hotness were so hilarious, I just had to use them here verbatim LOL. With one exception. In the 1st paragraph, Daniel Craig says:
"Her butt, it's like, a hundred percent WHAMOOO!" But I just had to change it to "The typo that keeps on giving, RAMBOOO!" hahaha.
"Meaty Jaboomz & big breasties squish rags" are like my fav words for boobiez now LOL.
S Mc
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1567002]Freakin HAAAWT dude! Whoo! Kitty did the same thing with the banging up against the window on my 1st sesh. Since I wanted the curtains opened up to brighten the room, she joked that people can see in from outside now. Then she playfully put her hands up against the window in position for standing doggy & I immediately got behind her. She just grinded on me like a stripper. She thought it was hot, looking out the window & pointing to other places that might be able to see us. Later we banged standing doggy up against the window. So hawt. That girl is crazy fun.
I just wish Kitty came in the room when I had Jojo LOL. Yeah buddy, that last part about Kitty & the new girl you were doing made me JIMP too LOL.
S Mc[/QUOTE]Just wondering if this is the Kitty that everyone is talking about, she's frickin HOT!
Mahalo bros.
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Hey all,
I was wondering if any of you had seen Honey at Orchids lately. A friend of mine recommended her highly but there are no recent reports on her and the phone number for Orchids (626-5355) seems to be down. I've been saving my pennies and was hoping to check out the only popolo lady in town these days but I know if I go down there and check for myself I'm not going to have the willpower to refuse everything else on offer if she isn't there.
Mahalo gentlemen.
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565402]Ey uhm, has anyone here banged that Pretty-Kitty from MF since she started working at that outcall service. I don't like doing the outcalls. But when I asked Kitty, she told me the place she works for only does outcalls. I also read a report that the brother said he called the escort service & was quoted 300. Is this the price for some Kitty? Please post or PM with any replies bros.
I wished she stayed at MF or went to any other AMP or MT. That girl coulda been a contender. She coulda been somebody.
S Mc[/QUOTE]Never got the chance to do Kitty before she left MF. Is she still and really doing a out-call service. Never did an out-call, and probably never will, but is she worth it. What's the number or where's the ad. Hope she considers going back to a AMP. If she charges $$$ than forget it.
Flesh
[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1567009]And could someone please convince MS Chanelle at Kison to allow the girls to shower with us. All places with a self shower should allow the girls to at least do a standing shower with us.
S Mc[/QUOTE]Is there more than 1 shower at Kison? The one I use can barely fit me and I am not even bulking up yet. I guess I have claustrophobia or something, because I can't imagine fitting 2 people in Kison's shower stall.
[QUOTE=Hilifter37;1567424]Is there more than 1 shower at Kison? The one I use can barely fit me and I am not even bulking up yet. I guess I have claustrophobia or something, because I can't imagine fitting 2 people in Kison's shower stall.[/QUOTE]Maybe someone can convince Channel to build a Table shower. LOL
[QUOTE=GKaniho; 1567301]Just wondering if this is the Kitty that everyone is talking about, she's frickin HOT!
Mahalo bros.
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S Mc
[QUOTE=Hilifter37;1567424]Is there more than 1 shower at Kison? The one I use can barely fit me and I am not even bulking up yet. I guess I have claustrophobia or something, because I can't imagine fitting 2 people in Kison's shower stall.[/QUOTE]I've never used it before LOL. Now that I think about it, Monica has asked me a few times if I wanted to shower but I've declined it. I'm not really feeling CHM's showers either. I actually feel dirtier after I come out of it LOL
[QUOTE=YG365;1567461]I'm not really feeling CHM's showers either. I actually feel dirtier after I come out of it LOL[/QUOTE]LOL glad I'm not the only one. I only been there the one time with Coco, but yah, that shower seemed filthy.
S Mc