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Time to bring this thread back?

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

Theres been a lot of very detailed and descriptive posts all across the board lately. I believe that this will lead to some of the all time favs or potential favs desmise. I would like to experiment with a new thread appropriately titled. Maybe this will weed out some of the unnecessary attention brought on by reckless posters. The PM should be used here. I'll throw up a sample post on how this could work.

I'm looking for a real massage and enthusiastic HE in the south side of Chitown. Private Stock please.

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

Here's my intent.

I'm looking for a real massage with a great HE at the end.

Maybe theres a little nugget that a fellow senior has and would PM info on her. This would be someone special that hasnt been posted on for fear that someone may blurb unnecessary info on and ruin that contact. Hence the Private Stock thread among senior members. Yes this thread may die but. So may many all time favs because too much detail is being posted on other boards.




With all of the recent busts the MP scene in Chicago is really drying up. In order to protect the remaining MPs / providers bringing back this Private Stock thread may not be such a bad idea now. This way, any Seniors that want to share special info can do so without having to post on the main boards. Of course we'd continue to PM as always as an added protection. Let's face it if we don't change the way we post our reports soon, say so long to all the MP's and providers here. I figure it wouldn't hurt to at least try to use the Private Stock thread again.

You need to keep in mind that prostitution is not wrong. Just as consuming alcohol is not. And never was. Wrong. We end up with idiot laws because unfortunately we elected idiots to represent us. What this means is that people need to pay more attention to who they elect to local and state office (instead of just voting blindly. Which most people do).

I think the "reverse MP sting" is an urban myth. If you go to a place you don't know, you have to be very careful. But a government office operating a massage parlor and busting people who come in for a massage? No.

[QUOTE=OPIllini; 1304149]Point well-taken. But always remember that going to a MP itself is NOT illegal. When you pay the entrance rate you are paying for the massage (and ONLY massage) ; there is nothing wrong with that. I just think it's a big waste of time and resources our government is putting into this, when there are far more serious issues they can concern themselves with. Hell, if they spent all their resources and money into reducing crime, we'd feel a lot safer.

Here's an idea: if a lot of these communities are so against MP's, why don't they just let the voters decide in an election? Let the people determine if they want MP's or not with a ballot. This way the government doesn't waste money into trying to shut down places through rough-handed LEO tactics.[/QUOTE]

Senior Members that happen to be LE should like this quite a bit!

[QUOTE=OPIllini; 1304342]Time to bring this thread back?

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

Theres been a lot of very detailed and descriptive posts all across the board lately. I believe that this will lead to some of the all time favs or potential favs desmise. I would like to experiment with a new thread appropriately titled. Maybe this will weed out some of the unnecessary attention brought on by reckless posters. The PM should be used here. I'll throw up a sample post on how this could work.

I'm looking for a real massage and enthusiastic HE in the south side of Chitown. Private Stock please.

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

Here's my intent.

I'm looking for a real massage with a great HE at the end.

Maybe theres a little nugget that a fellow senior has and would PM info on her. This would be someone special that hasnt been posted on for fear that someone may blurb unnecessary info on and ruin that contact. Hence the Private Stock thread among senior members. Yes this thread may die but. So may many all time favs because too much detail is being posted on other boards.

With all of the recent busts the MP scene in Chicago is really drying up. In order to protect the remaining MPs / providers bringing back this Private Stock thread may not be such a bad idea now. This way, any Seniors that want to share special info can do so without having to post on the main boards. Of course we'd continue to PM as always as an added protection. Let's face it if we don't change the way we post our reports soon, say so long to all the MP's and providers here. I figure it wouldn't hurt to at least try to use the Private Stock thread again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Musei;1304305]Sex with yourself could be a felony as well! Total insanity is right.[/QUOTE]At least it is at a MP. Self service qualifies as a felony.

[QUOTE=OPIllini; 1304174]Ran across this in BP today; recommend?

[url]http://www.chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/latin-touch-40-4-hand-massage-23/9436591[/url][/QUOTE]It's legit and I recommend.

[QUOTE=Member202;1304390]It's legit and I recommend.[/QUOTE]Well I just returned from there, and it was an interesting experience to say the least. I won't go into all the details here (PM for specs) , but the place is actually located near Bryn Mawr / Kedzie, not Peterson / Kedzie as advertised. Little hard to get to with all the rush-hour traffic, but finally was able to get there. Took the 4-hand (a first for me) special, but I paid for 1 hour and the total time I spent inside the place was just less than 35 minutes. Seemed like they were in a rush to go home (which they were going to do once they got done with me). Both are nice ladies, but overall it was really a mixed bag, and I'm not sure if I'll repeat.

On another note, looks like I'm going to take a break from all MP's, at least until my financial situation improves. I really feel I spend far less money but get more value and satisfaction when I go to strip bars, so I think I'll do that for a while. I'll continue to keep up with these threads and see how you guys are doing. Hopefully the paranoia LEO is putting on the providers and clients ceases soon, but I'm not holding my breath waiting for that to occur.

'Til down the road, stay safe!

[QUOTE=Datsurman; 1304356]You need to keep in mind that prostitution is not wrong. Just as consuming alcohol is not. And never was. Wrong. We end up with idiot laws because unfortunately we elected idiots to represent us. What this means is that people need to pay more attention to who they elect to local and state office (instead of just voting blindly. Which most people do).

I think the "reverse MP sting" is an urban myth. If you go to a place you don't know, you have to be very careful. But a government office operating a massage parlor and busting people who come in for a massage? No.[/QUOTE]Could not agree more! Next year we'll have an opportunity to get rid of those idiots in the election.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89; 1304198]I am not a lawyer, but I do have a masters degree in English.

From what I have read here ALL "sex" out of marriage, including heavy petting, is a felony.

Since gays and lesbians cannot be married in this state, all of their practices are felonies.

All motels and hotels can be defined as places of prostitution.

Dating couples at restaurants can become felons for a bit of groping under the table.

Any hookup location such as a bar, restaurant, library, public park, grocery store, bus stop, etc, can be defined as a place of prostitution if a normal hormone-healthy individual makes a new friend there.

This is total insanity.

We might as well be under sharia law.

The good news is that when a politician is convicted of such a crime, he will not longer be able to hold office. And lets hope he loses his pension (s) as well.[/QUOTE]The reason the politicians upped the penalties is because when it comes to fucking people for money, Illinois politicians HATE competition.

Anna was my all time favorite at Power of Touch, she was a green eyed spinner with top skills. Has anyone seen Stacey? Please PM me with how it went and how she compares to Anna the Polish spinner.

Well PM or not LE already loves this board because of all the fucking babling idiots on here. Instead of shutting the fuck up and enjoying a new MP some morons are saying " Hey LE over here! Please come shut down this possible ATF because I can't shut the fuck up." Fellas the culture has changed drastically. MPs are getting shut down at a a faster rate because of whats posted here. Doesn't take a genious to figure that out. DO YOU FUCKERS GET THAT ALREADY! In this environment it would better suffice mongers if reviews consisted more of a negative nature meaning this place is a dump or ripoff stay away etc. We all know what can transpire at an MP but its no longer fuking necessary to say hey I got to HE or etc here. All your doing is setting up the demise of the future MP. Lets face it most MPs are getting shut down because of this board. So its quite possible that future MPs (good ones) can also remain open because of this board. This isn't the first time I've asked on behalf on this hobby that you please shut the fuck up and probably won't be the last. So please with a cherry on top. Shut the fuck up or suffer from self love in the near future.

[QUOTE=Musei;1304380]Senior Members that happen to be LE should like this quite a bit![/QUOTE]

Amen Silvio, AMEN!

BJ001.

[QUOTE=Silvio;1305710]Well PM or not LE already loves this board because of all the fucking babling idiots on here. Instead of shutting the fuck up and enjoying a new MP some morons are saying " Hey LE over here! Please come shut down this possible ATF because I can't shut the fuck up." Fellas the culture has changed drastically. MPs are getting shut down at a a faster rate because of whats posted here. Doesn't take a genious to figure that out. DO YOU FUCKERS GET THAT ALREADY! In this environment it would better suffice mongers if reviews consisted more of a negative nature meaning this place is a dump or ripoff stay away etc. We all know what can transpire at an MP but its no longer fuking necessary to say hey I got to HE or etc here. All your doing is setting up the demise of the future MP. Lets face it most MPs are getting shut down because of this board. So its quite possible that future MPs (good ones) can also remain open because of this board. This isn't the first time I've asked on behalf on this hobby that you please shut the fuck up and probably won't be the last. So please with a cherry on top. Shut the fuck up or suffer from self love in the near future.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Silvio;1305710]Well PM or not LE already loves this board because of all the fucking babling idiots on here. Instead of shutting the fuck up and enjoying a new MP some morons are saying " Hey LE over here! Please come shut down this possible ATF because I can't shut the fuck up." Fellas the culture has changed drastically. MPs are getting shut down at a a faster rate because of whats posted here. Doesn't take a genious to figure that out. DO YOU FUCKERS GET THAT ALREADY! In this environment it would better suffice mongers if reviews consisted more of a negative nature meaning this place is a dump or ripoff stay away etc. We all know what can transpire at an MP but its no longer fuking necessary to say hey I got to HE or etc here. All your doing is setting up the demise of the future MP. Lets face it most MPs are getting shut down because of this board. So its quite possible that future MPs (good ones) can also remain open because of this board. This isn't the first time I've asked on behalf on this hobby that you please shut the fuck up and probably won't be the last. So please with a cherry on top. Shut the fuck up or suffer from self love in the near future.[/QUOTE]I agree with Silvio partially mainly due to the fact that I do think LE uses this as a tool to catch MP's, however, I also believe that this forum should be used to share information good or bad.

I really feel that for anything good, PM's are the way to go, say something like, found a great MP in North side of Chicago, PM for more information. The only issue is that we rarely trust non-senior members, so it's SOL for them and they have to earn their way up the ranks.

Agreed with the whole point of bad service, advertise it so others won't waste money on them.

No they are still open. I was there twice in the last 2 weeks and saw their open light on the other night.

[QUOTE=OPIllini; 1303596]Looks like QQ / Star, Lavish, and City Massage are in jeopardy of closing. They're on the list this week. And Rose is already closed but they're on the list as well.

BTW, I saw on one of the other sites that Alice's on Wentworth is now closed. Any details on what happened? (PM if you prefer) [/QUOTE]

I know backpage.

And I think thats the best 1 out there to perform searches for location.

I live on the northside so I don't want to see escorts from the southside.

Are there any other web sites that you can easily see a pic and locate where they are?

******** kinda works but its a hassle.

ER on Ashland Short, a little bit chubby and should see a Dentist, but VERY nice rack. Beautiful hooters and she knows how to use them. Won't print name here, but description should be enough. English okay but we didn't have an indepth converation. Just covered the essentials. Only thing I didn't like was this one likes the money A LOT and isn't classy or smart enough to hide that. Still when the twins are free and put to good use who cares. Nothing like being the sausage in a hooter sandwich.

Also, when you go here be careful if it's after dark. Lots of GB's and thugs around. If you remember the two women and their boyfriends who were beaten with a bat. One of the girls was from Ireland and almost died. This happened in the same neighborhood. Daytime should be fine though.