Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;2990747]The things I could tell you about Relax. I met so many broads through that place. He had a lot of girls that were walking the streets and would have them work there. I never paid for that bullshit lotion scam. I always talked the girls into giving me what I needed and then paying them more than what he was giving them. Which wasn't much. I don't think I ever spent more than $60 and got everything there was. I got jerked off by a fine ass Mexican chick one time for $5. I started going when they were over by Clairmont on the hill. And then they moved to the place in Avondale, which the building is still there. There were many, many good looking chicks. Albeit they had some problems, which I took advantage of. Hell, there two chicks there one Sunday and I did them both for two Subway sandwiches I bought them. When I started going they were advertising in the personals section in the Bham news. It was a good place full of desperate women.[/QUOTE]Yeah, the very first time I went there in the 7th Ave location, the girl that was originally from HT told me about the lotion scam and that it was just the type of business license that they used. I think he just bought a very small, first time inventory of those lotion bottles that he displayed out front but those disappeared quickly and they didn't really even attempt to hide it after a while. Like I said, I want to say her name was Angie, but cannot remember. She was a former Physical Therapist that ended up at Muscular Therapy on Southside and then in Chalkville. I think she ended up having some drug problems, but I don't know where she went after that. She was the one that first brought in a second girl when I was there one night. That was the girl Amanda. Later I would see her there and some times she would have a friend there just hanging out that didn't even work there that she would bring in with us. They would give me a little show of them together as well as taking care of me. That location, when they first started out, had some very pretty girls. Saw more of the "street walker" types, like you said, at the Avondale location. I think several of them lived across the street at that motel at that time.

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;2990589]Are you talking about that black chick that works in the salon?[/QUOTE]But understand she is working out of her house now. Any info on her.

[QUOTE=PapaShango;2990424]I called that place some time ago and I got the vibe everything was legit so I didn't try. There's 2 ebony ladies working right?[/QUOTE]She did say she had a part time girl also.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2990288]Which one? Nikki peach was in Leeds and Oh Red head girl goes by Red was in Moody.[/QUOTE]Downtown Leeds on Parkway Dr.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/15617064[/URL]

[QUOTE=SilverDawg;2991474]Downtown Leeds on Parkway Dr.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/15617064[/URL][/QUOTE]She's cute. Is the massage any good. How much does she charge?

[QUOTE=SilverDawg;2991474]Downtown Leeds on Parkway Dr.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/15617064[/URL][/QUOTE]That's not the Nikki in Leeds. Nikki is the lady from Georgia that had an apartment off 280. She's moved out to Leeds.

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;2990978]What is her name? There's a chick on the Shelby county site that looks familiar but I don't know what "Charm" looks like.[/QUOTE]That's actually her middle name. Look back at mid-June arrests.

I've never seen her. I do know that chick has moved all over the place. When she first started she was on the Parkway in Center Point, then she moved to a location on Ruffner rd, then she was at a place on state farm play, and then she was working out a house in Grayson Valley, and then she showed up where she's at now. I never could meet up due to her times. It did take forever for her to return a call. When she had the place on Ruffner rd, she had a few different girls working. One I talked to said she would come to the house if I couldn't make it when they were open. I obliged but never could get her on the phone. She's posted numerous pictures over the years. The ones she posts now are 5-6 years old. I never could figure out all the moving. Seemed strange to me.

[QUOTE=SilverDawg;2991466]But understand she is working out of her house now. Any info on her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SilverDawg;2991474]Downtown Leeds on Parkway Dr.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/15617064[/URL][/QUOTE]Its been 2 or 3 years but I've seen her twice. It ain't happening. I offered her 500 for HE and she wouldn't take. I'm not bad looking or fat or disgusting or anything.

Shit, she probably thought you were le.

[QUOTE=Serious69;2992048]Its been 2 or 3 years but I've seen her twice. It ain't happening. I offered her 500 for HE and she wouldn't take. I'm not bad looking or fat or disgusting or anything.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SilverDawg;2991466]But understand she is working out of her house now. Any info on her.[/QUOTE]She told me she was working out of her house because of a plumbing leak at the office. I think she had to close it due to lack of business.

I just don't see any extras happening but who knows with money being tight she may branch out.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;2991534]She's cute. Is the massage any good. How much does she charge?[/QUOTE]She is friendly and definitely better massage than the asian scene in bham right now. 80 is the pocket hit for an hour.

[QUOTE=SilverDawg;2990209]Been about 3 times and no hint of even a graze of the boys. Am I wasting my time? Does anyone have a provider you would care to share. Looking for great massage and the HE--no more. PM me if you don't want to post.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;2991963]I've never seen her. I do know that chick has moved all over the place. When she first started she was on the Parkway in Center Point, then she moved to a location on Ruffner rd, then she was at a place on state farm play, and then she was working out a house in Grayson Valley, and then she showed up where she's at now. I never could meet up due to her times. It did take forever for her to return a call. When she had the place on Ruffner rd, she had a few different girls working. One I talked to said she would come to the house if I couldn't make it when they were open. I obliged but never could get her on the phone. She's posted numerous pictures over the years. The ones she posts now are 5-6 years old. I never could figure out all the moving. Seemed strange to me.[/QUOTE]I remember the Center Point and the Ruffner Rd locations. At the Ruffner locations, they also advertised 24 hour availability as well as out alms. I called one night and went about 11 or 12. When I went to see her recently, I mentioned about being open all night and she just said that must have been when she was in Atlanta and must have been one of the other girls working with her and she did not know about being open or available that late. The only reason that that is odd is because it was always her e-mail address and phone # listed in the ads.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/17th-18th-19th-_-_-highly-skilled-hands_-_ill-churn-you-into-creamy-excellence_-_-angelic-touch/15402544[/URL]

Anyone planning on seeing her? Steep price at 2. / Hr for a massage and HJ. However, she does have positive reviews.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2994852][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/17th-18th-19th-_-_-highly-skilled-hands_-_ill-churn-you-into-creamy-excellence_-_-angelic-touch/15402544[/URL]

Anyone planning on seeing her? Steep price at 2. / Hr for a massage and HJ. However, she does have positive reviews.[/QUOTE]She does have a good number of reviews on TER. But I can't see the details since I'm not VIP.

I wouldn't mind giving her a visit but for me $$ is a bit pricy for rub and tug.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;2995365]She does have a good number of reviews on TER. But I can't see the details since I'm not VIP.

I wouldn't mind giving her a visit but for me $$ is a bit pricy for rub and tug.[/QUOTE]Basically she's nude and gives a good massage with bunches if teasing. Double smile is she gets you off at first then massages then HJ at end. Yes expensive for what it is and additional 60 for double smile option. Is what reviews I read.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2994852][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/17th-18th-19th-_-_-highly-skilled-hands_-_ill-churn-you-into-creamy-excellence_-_-angelic-touch/15402544[/URL]

Anyone planning on seeing her? Steep price at 2. / Hr for a massage and HJ. However, she does have positive reviews.[/QUOTE]I did plenty of research, seems it's just HJ and a great massage from the reviews I saw, but for that money I expect a little more. I'll paaa.

I'm into the massage thing with a HJ more so than full service so this was worth every penny to me.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2994852][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/17th-18th-19th-_-_-highly-skilled-hands_-_ill-churn-you-into-creamy-excellence_-_-angelic-touch/15402544[/URL]

Anyone planning on seeing her? Steep price at 2. / Hr for a massage and HJ. However, she does have positive reviews.[/QUOTE]

Anyone tried her Nuru massage? Is it the real thing with the seaweed gel stuff?

Are there two tiny cute petite girls there? I've been a few times and can't tell if its the same girl or not. First and third visits got the same name. Second visit got a different name. No extras but good massages.

[QUOTE=Almanac;3004329]Are there two tiny cute petite girls there? I've been a few times and can't tell if its the same girl or not. First and third visits got the same name. Second visit got a different name. No extras but good massages.[/QUOTE]One is Mary and the other is Sassa or something like that. Sassa is the smaller of the two. Mary gives the better massage but neither speaks very good english and nothing extra is offered from either.

Went there a few times.

Nope. It's been closed for years.

[QUOTE=Jaymack;3011119]Went there a few times.[/QUOTE]

Anyone been to the new place that just started advertising in Vestavia?

[QUOTE=Vscrtlvr;3002613]Anyone tried her Nuru massage? Is it the real thing with the seaweed gel stuff?[/QUOTE]I don't think it's seaweed gel. But it's definitely b2 b.

[QUOTE=JohnDeuce;2991175]Yeah, the very first time I went there in the 7th Ave location, the girl that was originally from HT told me about the lotion scam and that it was just the type of business license that they used. I think he just bought a very small, first time inventory of those lotion bottles that he displayed out front but those disappeared quickly and they didn't really even attempt to hide it after a while. Like I said, I want to say her name was Angie, but cannot remember. She was a former Physical Therapist that ended up at Muscular Therapy on Southside and then in Chalkville. I think she ended up having some drug problems, but I don't know where she went after that. She was the one that first brought in a second girl when I was there one night. That was the girl Amanda. Later I would see her there and some times she would have a friend there just hanging out that didn't even work there that she would bring in with us. They would give me a little show of them together as well as taking care of me. That location, when they first started out, had some very pretty girls. Saw more of the "street walker" types, like you said, at the Avondale location. I think several of them lived across the street at that motel at that time.[/QUOTE]The guy that ran it was named Paul, I think. I used to go there a ton. Saw LOTS of girls there. That Amanda was the thinner lesbian, I think. Her girlfriend used to come in together, and later I started just seeing the friend. She was cuter. I remember her last name, but can't remember her first name to save my life. She played bass, if I remember. There was a pretty good bit on the menu with her. The little latino girl was named Sapphire, if I remember correctly. Had lots of fun with her. I wish he would open some new place. That place was a goldmine.

[QUOTE=Moobcinos;3010066]One is Mary and the other is Sassa or something like that. Sassa is the smaller of the two. Mary gives the better massage but neither speaks very good english and nothing extra is offered from either.[/QUOTE]Went to see Mary for a second time but was told she isn't there no more. Draw the new girl Cici. A little older I beleive. Table shower was nothing to write home about but the massage was good. She had my junk covered the entire time. Just like the rest of them, this place is totally legit.

[QUOTE=LeaGleEagle;3013743]Anyone been to the new place that just started advertising in Vestavia?[/QUOTE]I'm sure it's the same old tease, but no joy, kind of place.

The girl that's working there now used to be at Alabaster. Real thin, good personality. Massage so so, no extras.

[QUOTE=Bully;3014218]I'm sure it's the same old tease, but no joy, kind of place.[/QUOTE]

Seems like there are some new ones that are in town under body rubs. Anyone go see any of them?

All of those girls have posted before. There's literally one woman out of all those that even looks decent, and her pics look fake.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3021542]Seems like there are some new ones that are in town under body rubs. Anyone go see any of them?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TideLover;3021542]Seems like there are some new ones that are in town under body rubs. Anyone go see any of them?[/QUOTE]The "25 year old" blonde who says she's a massage school grad will make you leave with an incredible smile on your face. Yes, she gives a great massage too. Can't remember what else the ad says; she might be under massages instead. She and her sister used to work out of an apartment on Oxmoor, but they don't seem to be together anymore. The sister is now also advertising under Escorts at times. If you see "Freckles" advertising she also leaves you smiling.

Decided to try and hit up a spot for a good massage.

Gave up about a year ago with the Birmingham area.

Perhaps these new places have enlisted talent?

Please PM if they exist. Otherwise I may have to plan a road trip to ol ATL or go a good bit north.

[QUOTE=CaptainKart;3025598]Decided to try and hit up a spot for a good massage.

Gave up about a year ago with the Birmingham area.

Perhaps these new places have enlisted talent?

Please PM if they exist. Otherwise I may have to plan a road trip to ol ATL or go a good bit north.[/QUOTE]Safe travels then. Nothing has changed around here.

[QUOTE=Spencer1000;3028305]Safe travels then. Nothing has changed around here.[/QUOTE]Yeah figured as much. Of the legit spots out there now, which would you say would be worth the cheddar?

I do occasionally need a good massage.

Best bang for the buck recommendations for legit relaxing massage that isn't a painful hard ass massage LOL?

Decided to swing by even tho it makes me nervous from a bust standpoint. But glad I did this time. They've gone up to $70 on the door fee. Saw Sunny who was very attractive with great breasts. DFK, CBJ, tittie play, doggie and mish. Well worth the additional $120.

I have been in several AMPs in Birmingham (Lotus, I Knead, Lorna, and ect). Lorna is getting worse in price and service. The current price is $70 for 1 hr. The massage is far below average and somewhat lazy. There are no facial or foot massage as you always have at a professional place. For $70/1 hr I expect much more. It is a completely legit place but not a professional place. Maybe it was just my bad day. The girl I met has an attitude. She does not care about her customer but always want a good tip. It is ok not to give extra, but it is unacceptable to be rude to customer, especially when you are in the service business. She did not allow any touches. No talking to her during the massage or she will leave the room. Of course there was no extra. During the flip she turned off the light that I couldn't see anything. I wonder why I was so stupid to pay $70 for a mediocre massage in a silent and dark room and left unhappier than when I came in. Even she knows that she did not treat me well, she has no shame to ask for tip and was angry that I said no.

Lorna AMP can be summarized in three words: lazy, rude and greedy. I will never visit this place again.

[QUOTE=Dirtball;3022910]The "25 year old" blonde who says she's a massage school grad will make you leave with an incredible smile on your face. Yes, she gives a great massage too. Can't remember what else the ad says; she might be under massages instead. She and her sister used to work out of an apartment on Oxmoor, but they don't seem to be together anymore. The sister is now also advertising under Escorts at times. If you see "Freckles" advertising she also leaves you smiling.[/QUOTE]Her number seems to be out of service already.

[QUOTE=DavidPeter;3046267]I have been in several AMPs in Birmingham (Lotus, I Knead, Lorna, and ect). Lorna is getting worse in price and service. The current price is $70 for 1 hr. The massage is far below average and somewhat lazy. There are no facial or foot massage as you always have at a professional place. For $70/1 hr I expect much more. It is a completely legit place but not a professional place. Maybe it was just my bad day. The girl I met has an attitude. She does not care about her customer but always want a good tip. It is ok not to give extra, but it is unacceptable to be rude to customer, especially when you are in the service business. She did not allow any touches. No talking to her during the massage or she will leave the room. Of course there was no extra. During the flip she turned off the light that I couldn't see anything. I wonder why I was so stupid to pay $70 for a mediocre massage in a silent and dark room and left unhappier than when I came in. Even she knows that she did not treat me well, she has no shame to ask for tip and was angry that I said no.

Lorna AMP can be summarized in three words: lazy, rude and greedy. I will never visit this place again.[/QUOTE]Does Panda and Alabaster still do the 90 minutes for $80? I know there are no extras there but $80 for a 90 minute massage wasn't a bad deal.

Visited Ocean today for the first time and had a great session. They are desperate for business there and Mamasan Kim says to tell my friends, so I will be brief and tell you good massage at 60 for 45 minutes, plus great extras of which I partook and were readily available. Seniors pm for details if interested.