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After going back and forth about rates and location, I get to the dump hotel, and the girl doesn't look anything like the photo. I figure as long as I'm there may as well go for the ss. As I am getting ready to do the deed, she gets a text message and tells me she needs to run out and can I come back later. I think it was obvious why she had to run out. Don't let the picture fool you gents, she don't look anything like that.

Went to see valery & lucy yesterday. Had took the short with lucy my last two times, decided I'd see how valery felt this time. She always looks Thick in her jeans LOL. Lucy exited the room, valery gave me a solid CBJ, then she lubed me up and bent over. Slid in and pounced away for a solid 10 minutes, no complaints on her part, just a lotta sexy spanish slang LOL. Popped and was on my way.

I got to say, I can't name one complaint about either chick after now having made three visits. Cheap, to the point, and they're available what seems like every day. I prefer naomi, but when she isn't around I'm more than comfortable seeing val or luce.

[QUOTE=Wockster;2834406][URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-bombshell-visiting-sinfully-sweet-and-erotic-real-deal-hottie-italian-hotty/70975266[/URL]

After going back and forth about rates and location, I get to the dump hotel, and the girl doesn't look anything like the photo. I figure as long as I'm there may as well go for the ss. As I am getting ready to do the deed, she gets a text message and tells me she needs to run out and can I come back later. I think it was obvious why she had to run out. Don't let the picture fool you gents, she don't look anything like that.[/QUOTE]ROTFLMAO.

A snow bunny in the BX, the sighting of a unicorn WTF. IMHO when a snow bunny is posting in the BX, she is burnt out and two or three appointments away from retirement. Coming to the hood to do folks a favor? I don't think so.
Why do you say that you might ask? Because the Big Apple, Times Square, Madison Square Garden, Wall Street, the South Street Seaport....hell...MONEY MAKING MANHATTAN is a hop, skip and a jump away.

So a top notch snow bunny or average snow bunny or any color bunny can really just skip the Bronx and go get some real paper in MONEY MAKING MANHATTAN!
So when they post in the Bronx, for me, its a NO GO and at best a proceed with caution expect the worst and have a plan B. Some of these city streets have snow
bunnies hoping in cars for $20, don't get it twisted. A trip to a low budget NO TELL/ HOE TELL in the boogie down Bronx is an upgrade for them, so they might want take every appointment they get.
Not every girl has what it takes to enter the high end elite level of escorting, so if a girl is in a dusty ass telly, she is low budget plain and simple.

So if she fronted with an NBA policy "No Blacks Allowed", that is spit out your beer funny.

Fake pic, and I am not impressed with the fake pic, no beauty, no body, no booty, I would have done an about face and got out of dodge, never mind a SS or quickie. But to each his own. Thanks for the TOFTT mission aborted review.

True enough. A few years ago there was a great snowbunny near Montifiore. I wish I knew what happened to her.

[QUOTE=Whateva;2834734]ROTFLMAO.

A snow bunny in the BX, the sighting of a unicorn WTF. IMHO when a snow bunny is posting in the BX, she is burnt out and two or three appointments away from retirement. Coming to the hood to do folks a favor? I don't think so.
Why do you say that you might ask? Because the Big Apple, Times Square, Madison Square Garden, Wall Street, the South Street Seaport....hell...MONEY MAKING MANHATTAN is a hop, skip and a jump away.

So a top notch snow bunny or average snow bunny or any color bunny can really just skip the Bronx and go get some real paper in MONEY MAKING MANHATTAN!
So when they post in the Bronx, for me, its a NO GO and at best a proceed with caution expect the worst and have a plan B. Some of these city streets have snow
bunnies hoping in cars for $20, don't get it twisted. A trip to a low budget NO TELL/ HOE TELL in the boogie down Bronx is an upgrade for them, so they might want take every appointment they get.
Not every girl has what it takes to enter the high end elite level of escorting, so if a girl is in a dusty ass telly, she is low budget plain and simple.

So if she fronted with an NBA policy "No Blacks Allowed", that is spit out your beer funny.

Fake pic, and I am not impressed with the fake pic, no beauty, no body, no booty, I would have done an about face and got out of dodge, never mind a SS or quickie. But to each his own. Thanks for the TOFTT mission aborted review.[/QUOTE]

Facts. I had a young snow bunny BBW. At the Point. She disappear too. PM me if you know who I'm talking about. Been Wanting too Reconnect with her for the longest.

[QUOTE=Wockster;2835507]True enough. A few years ago there was a great snowbunny near Montifiore. I wish I knew what happened to her.[/QUOTE]

I contacted this trick to set something up. I loved the pics, then I read her ad. Smh.

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[QUOTE=Wockster;2835507]True enough. A few years ago there was a great snowbunny near Montifiore. I wish I knew what happened to her.[/QUOTE]QUIET all I hear is the sound of crickets churping in the slient darkness.

EMPTY. Dispite all the BP and CL posts, I do not see one good review lately in the Bronx Escort thread, maybe I missed it Maybe I need to go back a few years. Even BK has a PAWG's posting every now and then.

Who knows what the spring and summer may bring.

[QUOTE=BPAddicted;2835778]I contacted this trick to set something up. I loved the pics, then I read her ad. Smh.

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Just becareful out there tho. LOL.

Don't waste your time on this one.

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I was in the mood for a thick bbw, the pics looked decent and she was txt friendly.

The first day I contacted her she said she was only free in the evening which didn't work for me.

I txt her a few days later and she was available so I set something up, negotiated a rate and tried to upsell for bbj.

I tell her what I want she agrees, long story short we are in the room, I shower and ready to go then she tells me the BJ is just to get me hard.

I said I want a nice slow BJ take her time and the no's begin. She tries to jack hammer my shit.

So she tells me she'll do it how I like with a CBJ, I agree and still just very aggressive and won't follow direction, plus she was way bigger than I had hoped.

A couple of sarcastic words between us and I realize this wasn't going to go my way so I cut my losses and just ended it while I still had time to look elsewhere.

[QUOTE=BPAddicted;2835778]I contacted this trick to set something up. I loved the pics, then I read her ad. Smh.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/y_o_u_r_e-g_o_n_n_a-l_o_v_e_m_e-exotic-mixed-princessincallsonly/73442548[/URL][/QUOTE]There are a few of them that post on the female side now. I saw a video of one giving head. The link you shared, I really doubt that person looks like that.

Anyone know if BBW Crystal from Moshulo is still active? I haven't seen her ads in a while.

[QUOTE=JayPlay42;2836376]Don't waste your time on this one.

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I was in the mood for a thick bbw, the pics looked decent and she was txt friendly.

The first day I contacted her she said she was only free in the evening which didn't work for me.

I txt her a few days later and she was available so I set something up, negotiated a rate and tried to upsell for bbj.

I tell her what I want she agrees, long story short we are in the room, I shower and ready to go then she tells me the BJ is just to get me hard.

I said I want a nice slow BJ take her time and the no's begin. She tries to jack hammer my shit.

So she tells me she'll do it how I like with a CBJ, I agree and still just very aggressive and won't follow direction, plus she was way bigger than I had hoped.

A couple of sarcastic words between us and I realize this wasn't going to go my way so I cut my losses and just ended it while I still had time to look elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the TOFTT, I feel your pain. Sheesshh I remember back in the day all you had to do was let a big gurl get her eat on and you got outstanding head and booty to return the favor.

I searched a bit over the last couple of days, called a few, but was not motivated by the phone call and did not pursue any episodes, glad I did not. It is either the same old ads over and over or new ones that seem suspect. Sorry about this one here homie, it only means you are one step closer to meeting a diamond in the ruff and having a blast. So soldier on and do as much recon as possible whenever you step out.

So guys finally got some spare cash to waste and also time to spare so where do I go? Valarie: Lucy or Naomi need to hit one of them up real soon.

Here's my take:

Lucy is indeed a phat soft ass MILF. That's the only thing good I have to say. Long story short, I got there and only wanted the thick Mami. The thick Mami insisted I see both, I was like no thank you. I donate for more than a quickie (huge mistake) We get down to business. Less than 10 mins in and I swear to everything I love, the little elf (valery) pops out the closet saying "5 mineet or fineesh" "I'm like what? It hasn't even been 10 minutes. I don't argue, I clean up and dip. Waste of time and money.

[QUOTE=JjayBoy;2839183]Here's my take:

Lucy is indeed a phat soft ass MILF. That's the only thing good I have to say. Long story short, I got there and only wanted the thick Mami. The thick Mami insisted I see both, I was like no thank you. I donate for more than a quickie (huge mistake) We get down to business. Less than 10 mins in and I swear to everything I love, the little elf (valery) pops out the closet saying "5 mineet or fineesh" "I'm like what? It hasn't even been 10 minutes. I don't argue, I clean up and dip. Waste of time and money.[/QUOTE]I'm done, dudes are mad characters on this shit. "5 mineet or fineesh", I can't stop laughing.

Hey any of you guys can help me find a nice petite girl to come to my place, I will post details later.

I have a thick BBW'ish in BX by Yankee stadium who is looking for new friends for senior members or newbies with good trade.

She is UTR because she doesn't post on backpage, I found her on CL via email.

She is very thick and solid not soft and mushy with big Heavy DD's, I call her BBW only because she put a little on weight since I met her but no gut or flab.

Good slow relaxing BBJs and everything else covered but she doesn't swallow or anal.

PM me for pic and number if your senior and have contributions or if not offer a solid trade.

Needed another visit with Naomi, and I am glad I did.

For some reason I thought our paths crossed a while back at a CDP before I knew who she was.

So I already thought I saw her, now I am almost certain it was a different big booty latina MILF.

Called and head over to the location, she has a mini cult following so you may have to wait to see her.

For $40 you can not go wrong if you are a man that loves a phat ass. Even though this is a CDP, she.

Did not give me the normal CDP vibe, she was into it a bit more, a lot more than other CDP chicas.

Took a short, got a spirited CBJ with DT, then K), mish, and K9 again. Will make this a regular rotation.

Based on the lack luster services of Lucy, Naomi is number 1 for the foreseeable future. Left feeling drained.

Everything flowed smoothly and for older dudes who like MILFs this is a good look.

Sometimes things are not meant to be, sometimes the aura of the full moon is in full effect. So I wanted to share some strange shit.

First, I saw a dude walking in only his tighty whitey tight fruit of the loom underwear. Almost but as naked, like the Time Square cowboy, only this dude had no guitar, no cowboy hat and no cowboy boots.

If I was not talking on my cellphone I would have took a pic. WTF! I could not believe this shit, and my mind came up w few ideas of what may have happened to him, but I digress.

Then, I traveled to see a BP chick in another borough, the trains were all fucked up and I got there late. When I got there she did not answer calls or texts. Well you can not call when you are on the subway, and some chicks are first come first serve, so if someone beats you there your appointment is lost. I took a loss and deleted her number.

Then, one of my NCAA brackets gets busted when Michigan State loses in the first round. WTF. Just another thing not going my way, hey this happens. Can not even watch basketball like I used to after watching Steph Curry highlights, other guys are missing too many easy shots, makes Steph looks like he is the GOAT from three point range.

Then, at night I see a cat 40 plus fully dressed but with a pair of shoulder pads over his clothes talking shit to everybody he passed on the streets. I am like WTF is going on today. Is this some new shit, or is this going on all the time but ZI just don't see it.

Then, I read the Daily News today, some guy got busted having sex with young boys who where is foster kids, and it was reported / alleged that he forced them to watch him have sex with his dog. WTG.

Weirdest day of my like is terms of some Twilight zone, shit.

I know this is not a review, but damn.

[QUOTE=JayPlay42;2840287]I have a thick BBW'ish in BX by Yankee stadium who is looking for new friends for senior members or newbies with good trade.

She is UTR because she doesn't post on backpage, I found her on CL via email.

She is very thick and solid not soft and mushy with big Heavy DD's, I call her BBW only because she put a little on weight since I met her but no gut or flab.

Good slow relaxing BBJs and everything else covered but she doesn't swallow or anal.

PM me for pic and number if your senior and have contributions or if not offer a solid trade.[/QUOTE]Hit me back.

[QUOTE=Whateva;2841744]Sometimes things are not meant to be, sometimes the aura of the full moon is in full effect. So I wanted to share some strange shit.

First, I saw a dude walking in only his tighty whitey tight fruit of the loom underwear. Almost but as naked, like the Time Square cowboy, only this dude had no guitar, no cowboy hat and no cowboy boots.

If I was not talking on my cellphone I would have took a pic. WTF! I could not believe this shit, and my mind came up w few ideas of what may have happened to him, but I digress.

Then, I traveled to see a BP chick in another borough, the trains were all fucked up and I got there late. When I got there she did not answer calls or texts. Well you can not call when you are on the subway, and some chicks are first come first serve, so if someone beats you there your appointment is lost. I took a loss and deleted her number.

Then, one of my NCAA brackets gets busted when Michigan State loses in the first round. WTF. Just another thing not going my way, hey this happens. Can not even watch basketball like I used to after watching Steph Curry highlights, other guys are missing too many easy shots, makes Steph looks like he is the GOAT from three point range.

Then, at night I see a cat 40 plus fully dressed but with a pair of shoulder pads over his clothes talking shit to everybody he passed on the streets. I am like WTF is going on today. Is this some new shit, or is this going on all the time but ZI just don't see it.

Then, I read the Daily News today, some guy got busted having sex with young boys who where is foster kids, and it was reported / alleged that he forced them to watch him have sex with his dog. WTG.

Weirdest day of my like is terms of some Twilight zone, shit.

I know this is not a review, but damn.[/QUOTE]LOL sounds like its time to get out of the Bronx man. As for dude in walking around in his underwear, he probably crazy or just robbed or some shit. Dude walking around talking shit with the shoulder pads on trying to find some trouble until he runs into the wrong one. Shoulder pads not stopping bullets. Too many top seeded teams dropped in the NCAA this weekend, my brackets are messed up also.

[QUOTE=Balian;2841923]LOL sounds like its time to get out of the Bronx man. As for dude in walking around in his underwear, he probably crazy or just robbed or some shit. Dude walking around talking shit with the shoulder pads on trying to find some trouble until he runs into the wrong one. Shoulder pads not stopping bullets. Too many top seeded teams dropped in the NCAA this weekend, my brackets are messed up also.[/QUOTE]Man, that shit was off the chain for real, you can not make this shit up. Hell even Steph Curry had a bad game against the Spurs, and as for the NCAA tournament, I just want to see a new school get a Championship or a school from the Metro NY or tri-state area. Well I did not see a dude with only underwear and shoulder pads, so things are back to normal. Carefully looking for some new talent on the board.

Jay What's up with that busty BBW?

[QUOTE=DaFirewithin;2841769]Hit me back.[/QUOTE]Cleared it out. Nikkas be thirsty out here.

[QUOTE=JuanRoz2011;2846261]Any info on this, she says she is from Philippines and loved in Mt vernon, bronx.[/QUOTE]I believe it's a fake photo. I personally haven't seen an ad with this photo. Where was her services advertised at?

[QUOTE=JuanRoz2011;2846261]Any info on this, she says she is from Philippines and loved in Mt vernon, bronx.[/QUOTE]I can provide her cellphone, just pm for info, she told me she doesn't see latins or black because she get robbed but I'm Latin I just send her my pic and she said yes but I want to make sure she is real not LEO.

[QUOTE=BPAddicted;2847389]I believe it's a fake photo. I personally haven't seen an ad with this photo. Where was her services advertised at?[/QUOTE]She didn't post photo, I was texting her she send me different photos, pics are real but I'm not sure about if she is working with LEO.

Its hard finding good bbw that are actually bbw not just in thier pic and know what good CBJ / bbj is today ill be going to see Vanessa the one they call hoover should be promising on that note does anyone have any info on any bbw they can share and also has anyone seen this provider much thanks fellow mongers.

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[QUOTE=BxhhAnalysis;2848477]Its hard finding good bbw that are actually bbw not just in thier pic and know what good CBJ / bbj is today ill be going to see Vanessa the one they call hoover should be promising on that note does anyone have any info on any bbw they can share and also has anyone seen this provider much thanks fellow mongers.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bbw-persia-baddest-*****-super-freak-347-317-2267-thickness-at-its-finest/66426232[/URL][/QUOTE]Vanessa hoover gives great cbjs.

Persia bbj is amazing.

I know 2 other bbws who do bbj, pm me.

I know another good bbj stripper.

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She cool she does in calls at the days inn on webster. I had my way with her face and she did not complain. Some providers won't let go to crazy but she enjoyed it. After I F her face for 15 minutes she took over and DT me until I popped in the bag LOL I was all in her throat. She does BJ also but I'm not really into that LOL. I Went for head only cause her Hygiene was not up to my standards. She not cute, has braces, but that mouth is A1 LOL. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=BxhhAnalysis;2848477]Its hard finding good bbw that are actually bbw not just in thier pic and know what good CBJ / bbj is today ill be going to see Vanessa the one they call hoover should be promising on that note does anyone have any info on any bbw they can share and also has anyone seen this provider much thanks fellow mongers.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bbw-persia-baddest-*****-super-freak-347-317-2267-thickness-at-its-finest/66426232[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BxhhAnalysis;2848477]Its hard finding good bbw that are actually bbw not just in thier pic and know what good CBJ / bbj is today ill be going to see Vanessa the one they call hoover should be promising on that note does anyone have any info on any bbw they can share and also has anyone seen this provider much thanks fellow mongers.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bbw-persia-baddest-*****-super-freak-347-317-2267-thickness-at-its-finest/66426232[/URL][/QUOTE]I got to peep persia.

6 for short decent CBJ took instruction well. After CBJ turned for doggy, nice ass but fake and she not the best pipe taker, trying to keep her legs all close together and shit. Goes by Barbie on BP.

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Lyla --Pricier than most of her comp in BX but worth it. Shorty is bad, has a nice clean apt in safe area and doesn't clock watch. Went for short and stayed for almost half. Wearing bra panties and heels when I walked in. She's Pierced down below. She allows fingering and daty and gives a GREAT CBJ. Would've made her keep going but I wanted to smash. Mish and doggy and she can take pipe. Off the chain will repeat. Perfect example of you get what you pay for. Almost forgot that ass is super soft.

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Albanian bbw- average (at best) looking bbw with huge tits and serious head game. YMMV though. Seen her three times and she was on point twice and ok another. But for. 4 BBBJ I ain't mad. No cim, she makes you pop on her tig ole bittys.

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Currently sittimg in the couch listening to Naomi get banged out by some other monger.

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She cool she does in calls at the days inn on webster. I had my way with her face and she did not complain. Some providers won't let go to crazy but she enjoyed it. After I F her face for 15 minutes she took over and DT me until I popped in the bag LOL I was all in her throat. She does BJ also but I'm not really into that LOL. I Went for head only cause her Hygiene was not up to my standards. She not cute, has braces, but that mouth is A1 LOL. I will repeat.[/QUOTE]How much does she charge for the throatfuck??

She says. 6 but I got it for. 5 thinking about going again this week LOL.

[QUOTE=Jerichoo;2854739]How much does she charge for the throatfuck??[/QUOTE]

Went to the 176 CPD spot last week. Went to go see what other Chicas they there have there when Chantel is not there. There were two girls there Diana and Suana. Both sweet looking mexicana. Suana looked prettier but Diana looked more like a freak so I went with her. Service was good. 4 for the ss Regular procedure CBJ. Then Straight to doggie. I'm more into Latinas Dominicans and Colombians and each week its a different line up of New Chicas so I will be passing by there a few times before the summer. Here are some pics of Diana.

[QUOTE=Doccvs;2854101]Currently sittimg in the couch listening to Naomi get banged out by some other monger.[/QUOTE]You up next tell us how it went.

Can someone either PM me or send me the link to these CDP places in the Bronx? I literally live within walking distance of a couple streets that were mentioned but have no idea where they are. I have messaged a couple of guys and asked for directions, but no help. I am a senior member, so its obvious I am not a cop. Come on guys, somebody hook me up. (The 176st spot and the 198st spot).

[QUOTE=FlatBush21;2855354]You up next tell us how it went.[/QUOTE]Wasn't too bad, might repeat if the stars align.

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Hey, jerichoo. I've seen her before recently and posted on her. She is an, amazing provider.

CBJ. 7 out of 10.

Looks. 7 out of 10 she is cute but does has a small, beer belly.

Attitude. 9 out of 10 she is very cool. Talkative, friendly.

Performance 9 out of 10. She is tight, gets into it and, multiple position available.

The only bad thing with her was that she was drunk and high when we, met. Now I'm not opposed to that but the first time she was borderline sloopy drunk and I like to see girls when they are fully aware of what's going on LOL. Also I don't know if I went too rough on her but when we were done and she cleaned me off with baby wipes I saw, blood on the condom. Not sure if it was roughness or period but usually with period comes a funny smell and this wasnt the case, either way it was off-putting.

[QUOTE=Jerichoo;2856269][URL]http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-sexy-encounter/61606558[/URL][/QUOTE]