Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Leche;6293910]Standard HE place.[/QUOTE]Hit it up today for the first time as I was in Sierra Madre hitting up the Mexican spot. The margs are good but I don't recommend the fish tacos.

It's been over two years since I hit up an MP so I was a little nervous.

Rolled in the parlor and it was empty. Greeted by a decent looking lady with nice rack visible from her low cut shirt and wearing yoga pants. Semi cute lady. I'd give her a 7 overall in looks.

They were having a difficult time getting the music machine working early on and left me alone for a few minutes after starting the massage. Kind of rough a times so it felt uncomfortable. I needed a massage because of my back so that was the primary goal with the hopes of some extras.

Anywhoo, After 15 minutes with upper back stuff over the towel, it came off and I was oiled up for some lower back, glutes, and legs. She teased from behind and massaged ye old hole.

On the flipper she started to oil up my chest and proceeded to uncover my dill pickle. After asking for consent, she proceeded to add extra oil. Strange thing was as this pickling commenced she asked how much tip. What in the pizza hut is that about? I put up 4 fingers and she clutches her pearls as the pickle play continues. At this rate I'm about to blow up and I put up 6 fingers and she agrees and tells me no touching. Didn't care at that point and pop goes the weasel.

It was an alright experience.

3 Jacksons for the hour and 3 more for the pickling.

So are back? I guess that's the best question on whether it was a good place or not.

Never known or heard anything from a parlor being worth it that city.

Seems like now there's 3!

So many other options out there but I might give one a try this week.

Quite odd on the flip that she's prepping you up at same time asking for tip. You could bust any moment with or with verbal tip. Was she going to just stop mid stroke?

Any other offer.

[QUOTE=Herdildo;6394937]Hit it up today for the first time as I was in Sierra Madre hitting up the Mexican spot. The margs are good but I don't recommend the fish tacos.

It's been over two years since I hit up an MP so I was a little nervous.

Rolled in the parlor and it was empty. Greeted by a decent looking lady with nice rack visible from her low cut shirt and wearing yoga pants. Semi cute lady. I'd give her a 7 overall in looks.

They were having a difficult time getting the music machine working early on and left me alone for a few minutes after starting the massage. Kind of rough a times so it felt uncomfortable. I needed a massage because of my back so that was the primary goal with the hopes of some extras.

Anywhoo, After 15 minutes with upper back stuff over the towel, it came off and I was oiled up for some lower back, glutes, and legs. She teased from behind and massaged ye old hole.

On the flipper she started to oil up my chest and proceeded to uncover my dill pickle. After asking for consent, she proceeded to add extra oil. Strange thing was as this pickling commenced she asked how much tip. What in the pizza hut is that about? I put up 4 fingers and she clutches her pearls as the pickle play continues. At this rate I'm about to blow up and I put up 6 fingers and she agrees and tells me no touching. Didn't care at that point and pop goes the weasel.

It was an alright experience.

3 Jacksons for the hour and 3 more for the pickling.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=morone99;6395330]Quite odd on the flip that she's prepping you up at same time asking for tip. You could bust any moment with or with verbal tip. Was she going to just stop mid stroke?[/QUOTE]Should have haggled for 30 more seconds LOL.

[QUOTE=ChampagnePapii;6394046]This will be my first and last time ever mongering. I've heard the rumors about michelle at this place offering greek so I decided to finally grow some cajones and check this place out. When I show up I was greeted by Michelle, I went back to my car after I realized I left my wallet in there and when I came back she switched to Coco who is probably late 40's. I was like as long as I get some greek I don't care so we get to negotiating. $1. 6 Cfs + Greek for an hour. Now that's a deal I can't refuse. HJ and BJ were the best I've ever had even covered, maybe it was because of the oil she put on Jr. Her ass was a hard and flat as a brick wall, yet again this is my first mature so she didn't have the body that I'm used to. Switched to mish and this is when the guilt came in. Pussy was mid, Body was a 5/10 face was a 6/10. But I drove all this way for some ass. This girl doesntly let me really change position and denies greek when that was my whole purpose. If I wanted some pussy I would have stayed home. Ended up feeling guilty and I'm kind of never mongering again after this. Her body was nothing compared to what I have at home with my college gf. After that she gave me a half ass massage on my neck while texting on her other hand. Atleast my curiousity from reading every thread on this sight since last Christmas is gone and I don't have to obsess about this website anymore. Peace out guys. P.S. Her feet were hard as fuck too like touching cement.[/QUOTE]You need to head out to Colton and give Annie a try.

[QUOTE=ChampagnePapii;6394046]This will be my first and last time ever mongering. I've heard the rumors about michelle at this place offering greek so I decided to finally grow some cajones and check this place out. When I show up I was greeted by Michelle, I went back to my car after I realized I left my wallet in there and when I came back she switched to Coco who is probably late 40's. I was like as long as I get some greek I don't care so we get to negotiating. $1. 6 Cfs + Greek for an hour. Now that's a deal I can't refuse. HJ and BJ were the best I've ever had even covered, maybe it was because of the oil she put on Jr. Her ass was a hard and flat as a brick wall, yet again this is my first mature so she didn't have the body that I'm used to. Switched to mish and this is when the guilt came in. Pussy was mid, Body was a 5/10 face was a 6/10. But I drove all this way for some ass. This girl doesntly let me really change position and denies greek when that was my whole purpose. If I wanted some pussy I would have stayed home. Ended up feeling guilty and I'm kind of never mongering again after this. Her body was nothing compared to what I have at home with my college gf. After that she gave me a half ass massage on my neck while texting on her other hand. Atleast my curiousity from reading every thread on this sight since last Christmas is gone and I don't have to obsess about this website anymore. Peace out guys. P.S. Her feet were hard as fuck too like touching cement.[/QUOTE]It's a 'learning experience' we live and learn. Props for trying it out for yourself!

And in this hobby every second counts. Use wisely!

[QUOTE=SoXal;6399125]Should have haggled for 30 more seconds LOL.[/QUOTE]

Went to one of my fav AMP spots several weeks ago. Had a great time with a masseuse I've seen there before. Each time great mutual hands on / in. I don't see her all the time, I just go with the flow. Whoever answers and is ready I just go with when going there. Never a bad one.

So I had the brilliant idea, just get her name and ask for her when going next time. She tells me call ahead and ask for me.'I'll wait for you'. Ok that was a hot session so I do what she suggests a couple weeks later. Why not!

Well, I call, supposedly she answers, I show up and she's ready to go. Same hot hot massage, however she's not as mutually into it as last time or previous times I've been with her. She may have been tired or wasn't the right week for her. Not bad time, just not where we left off.

So should you call or pick, or go with the flow? I'm certain she'll be hot next time I go and she is on.

What do you dudes do with a hot spot?

[QUOTE=morone99;6420674]Went to one of my fav AMP spots several weeks ago. Had a great time with a masseuse I've seen there before. Each time great mutual hands on / in. I don't see her all the time, I just go with the flow. Whoever answers and is ready I just go with when going there. Never a bad one.

So I had the brilliant idea, just get her name and ask for her when going next time. She tells me call ahead and ask for me.'I'll wait for you'. Ok that was a hot session so I do what she suggests a couple weeks later. Why not!

Well, I call, supposedly she answers, I show up and she's ready to go. Same hot hot massage, however she's not as mutually into it as last time or previous times I've been with her. She may have been tired or wasn't the right week for her. Not bad time, just not where we left off.

So should you call or pick, or go with the flow? I'm certain she'll be hot next time I go and she is on.

What do you dudes do with a hot spot?[/QUOTE]This is basically my MO too, in my mind is Mp roulette.

I had a five minute seed & breed session with Michelle. I got there about 3 pm so I was probably number eight.

Now at Bluemoon or has been there for a bit, cause of the times I've been and asked for Michelle, she pops out of the room, fun gal, and likes to please. If you like skinny milfs with a nice pair. Been to 3rd base😜 want to hit a homer maybe another visit will help make it happen.

I came across this post / ad for Latinas. I was wondering if anyone of you had experience with them.

Here is the ad.

[QUOTE=Asian_Pimp;6449474]I came across this post / ad for Latinas. I was wondering if anyone of you had experience with them.

Here is the ad.[/QUOTE]I have had mixed experiences with Latina providers from these type of ads. It always seems to be some large mama with terrible plastic surgery done. For the same price, you might as well bb some Chinese provider.

Stopped by this afternoon afternoon and had a session with a 'Rhianna' nice petite asian MILF with nice bod, got a nice HE with topless and thong on, we settle at 80 for the fun, told me if I can offer more, we'd have more fun. Stuck to my guns and got to play with the kitty while pulling undies to the side, love that view, was playing with the man in the canoe and got what it seemed female jizz / slime nice and slick with no funky aroma. She's available Sun, Tues and Fridays.

Have fun!

[QUOTE=Maxen;6480104]Stopped by this afternoon afternoon and had a session with a 'Rhianna' nice petite asian MILF with nice bod, got a nice HE with topless and thong on, we settle at 80 for the fun, told me if I can offer more, we'd have more fun. Stuck to my guns and got to play with the kitty while pulling undies to the side, love that view, was playing with the man in the canoe and got what it seemed female jizz / slime nice and slick with no funky aroma. She's available Sun, Tues and Fridays.

Have fun![/QUOTE]Asian at Blue Moon? Odd. Usually Latin.

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;6480636]Asian at Blue Moon? Odd. Usually Latin.[/QUOTE]On Lake? Been going for years and have only seen asian.