Strip Club Reports

TDs West is a spooky place. I wrote about its many personalities in my year-end review. I'm puzzled as to how this place is still in business. It's a rough place. The atmosphere is bleak. The dancers are thuggish, those of them not trailer trash. But (and this is apparently very important to the owners), they have white table cloths. And now, shootouts.

There's nothing in that club that attracts serious mongers any more except for one fs dancer who, if she was smart, would abandon that place and make her home in a more hospitable environment and closer to the money (me.)

Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=Merlin Magician]"G@d D$%m......I need to cun to Tucson....."

Cun on over, Rayn I'll help ya count titties at the CS.[/QUOTE]

LOL...Dang, at least someone pays attention to details.. :D You know, MM, I just might take you up on that offer in a month or 2.... work has me cunning over to Tuscon... :)

I just into the area and will be staying about a month. I can't wait to check out CS, after the reviews I have read. And where I live is so damn dead, it's not funny, so I need some fun. Other then what I've read in the Forums (yes, I actually did read the forums), are there any good areas besides CS?

Only a true addict would hit the scene two days in a row. Shameful. So I did. I have to say that I must be wearing the uniform of a mongerer b/c the ladies just seem to know what I want before I ask. No questions asked. My girls today seemed to be a little dirtier and more too the point than usual. No argument here but I must have been wearing the "just tell me your problems" shirt last week. Funny. J was great but you guys need to watch those braces. Youch! D, my next lady, wasted no time with me in round two and was sure she could make me go again, I did not beleive her since round two usually takes a long time and by that point both me and the wallet are spent. D was right, I was wrong. She was sweating and making a scene in VIP. I know faking is the rule but she was really working hard. At one point she left me flapping in the wind for a little bit and let all the other patrons see what was up. Kind of embarassing and kind of funny. I just had to smile at the dancer/patron next to me and shrug. I did like that she took care of me afterward as well. Full service kind of thing. All in all, a very expensive day dream. Glad this is all make beleive or I would be out of some serious cash for this week. Time to sell some stock.

[QUOTE=Slick556]I just into the area and will be staying about a month. I can't wait to check out CS, after the reviews I have read. And where I live is so damn dead, it's not funny, so I need some fun. Other then what I've read in the Forums (yes, I actually did read the forums), are there any good areas besides CS?[/QUOTE]

If you read my year-end review, then you already know the answer to that question:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=601662#post601662[/url]

Sexhobbyist

I've officially given up on TDs West. Between shootings, lack of talent, etc it's just not worth the effort. Even with white table cloths.

So I went to CS yesterday looking for a positive experience. Early afternoon, a few mongers, and lots of leggy ladies. Was on a mission to find a dancer recommended by Kastagir98. Got a hot dance from Terry. No tits but great attitude. Next came Ms. jackhammer, cute hispanic whose name I didn't get. She sat in my lap and agressivley whispered "VIP?" Since I usually want to try the talent out on the floor first, I agreed to a dance, so she proceeded to pummel my crotch. We're not talking bump-n-grind, this was an all out attack on the privates. Feeling sore already I let her go. Then 'C' dumps herself on my lap.

AhHa, the lady I've been seeking. She sits and chats till her stage number comes up. Does the dances then we go into the VIP. Not a great technique, but she goes right to the issue. Couple other mongers doing the deed with their ladies as well.

We finish, she leaves, and I sit with my beverage, then step out of the VIP and run into one of the dancers I actually know, 'A'.

Hug and a kiss then back into the VIP. Another session, takes longer this time...

Two girls in one visit, some recognition. Probably not the equipment of SH but it still felt pretty good.

[QUOTE=Kamperx]

Two girls in one visit, some recognition. Probably not the equipment of SH but it still felt pretty good.[/QUOTE]

Way to go, Kamperx! Now that's a man enjoying the hobby!

Sexhobbyist

Went to CS today right at opening. And damn went to vip and man all I got to say is you guys are the shit. I didn't know it got down like that in thier, wow but got me a little something something to guys wow wow wow and wow watched a couple of you and all I got to say is you guys are the. Shit I praise to all.

All I want to know is how long the CS phenom is going to last as is. Sooner or later we are going to overstretch the place. Get it shut down or reigned in. I got to start grooming some girls someplace else, too. Just as a back up.

In the meantime, I am enjoying the fruits of my elder mongerers' labors. I swear Tucson has got the best clubs this side of Thailand.

Had a double good time at CS. My only complaint is that these ladies leave your flag pole blowing in the wind for all to see.

The more experienced ones (the two porn stars) are better at covering up.

I am not a sports fan, but I do love looking at the naked ladies. If you do too, then stop in tomarrow and you should have your favorite ladies free and in your lap in no time.

[QUOTE=Juicy Amie]I am not a sports fan, but I do love looking at the naked ladies. If you do too, then stop in tomarrow and you should have your favorite ladies free and in your lap in no time.[/QUOTE]I am so looking forward to meeting you IRL!
-LL

Almost there Tucson!

I went to CS today around midday. It was pretty dead until about noon. Things picked up steadily in the afternoon.

I finally had the great pleasure of meeting the very personable Amie. What a great lady! She is cute, of course, but what really impresses is her terrific attitude and soft-spoken sensuality. I swear, she has the face of a nineteen-year-old, with dazzling, sparkling eyes and an enchanting smile.

An angel danced for me today.

She certainly made my day.

Thanks Amie! You're a jewel!

D

I got a table dance from a new dancer at CS today. She said it was her first day and that this was her very first dance at the club.

While the dance was, in itself, unimpressive, what happened afterwards really surprised me.

As I handed her a five, she informed me that dances were ten, and I owed her five more. I said "It's five out here and ten in the VIP." She repeated herself. I repeated myself. She then said, "I get ten for my dances." I had to remind her that she hadn't said anything like that upfront. She finally relented and took off in a huff.

Some attitude.

Even if the dance had been very nice, I'd have to pass on her after this episode.

D

daka1 I think I know who the lady who tried to gyp you on dances. She pulls that shit on the unwary. Very hyper short blonde. I have run her off a couple of times and I wont let her in my lap.