And now for something completely different.
I've been without a car for a while. Goes back to a DUI. (Boys, don't drink and drive. It's not worth it.) Which means, for my hobbying, I've had to rely on public transport.
Well, I got a bit of the urge late last night, and didn't feel like waiting for a bus or paying for a taxi. So, I decided to try something new. Calling Chinese restaurants. Admittedly, I was a little drunk and feeling brave. But what the hell. Even though it seemed unlikely to work, I figured if not, no harm done. (I use a pay-as-you-go phone, so its not going to come back to haunt me.) I might even get a little thrill from propositioning girls on the phone.
So, I started calling all the cheap Chinese takeout places in my area. Talking as quickly and as clearly as I could, I explained that I was looking for a massage, was willing to pay 100 for it, and did they know any girls in the area who could give one who might be interested? I gave the speech to guys as well as girls, I figured they have a sister or a friend. Unlikely, I know, but why not ask?
Four times I got hung up on. The fifth time I scored. The girl who answered the score said she'd call me back, and she did five minutes later. She gave me an address nearby and said to be there in a half hour. It took me that much time to walk to the apartment, and I had to walk fast, but I made it.
Now I don't know if she set me up with a friend of hers, or if the girl who answered the phone just took the opportunity for herself. I suspect the latter, and maybe she left work early for the opportunity, said she was sick. I mean, she probably gets paid $6/hr if she's lucky. And now she has the chance to get $100 in an hour?
And by the way, yes, I know, I was overpaying, but I needed to make it enticing. And anyway, I figured if I was offering that, I didn't need to feel guilty about finishing up without a tip.
Anyway, she took me to her bedroom. I paid up front. The massage frankly, was not that great, though she did really try, and actually it was nice to have someone who was mentally present. I didn't try to touch her at all. When I turned over, she knew exactly what I wanted.- it was obvious.- and with some hand lotion she helped me out.
Sorry, I'm not going to give out any names on this one. And frankly, I won't be calling her again, as it probably wasn't worth it. But for a one time thing, it was a lot of fun, and at least I could leave knowing that she hadn't been touching twenty other guys this week. Though she probably has been handling a lot of raw chicken and greasy noodles, so who knows which is worse.
Cheers!
Maybe a new nick is in order!
[QUOTE=Inchsofterror]I visited this spa this week. I had a beautiful girl named Hanna. Great massage, clean place, and the bodyscrub was great. Worth the drive![/QUOTE]Is that "Inchs of terror" or "Inch soft error"? Either way, maybe a new nick is in order here!
JK
Hey OR..good to hear from you and great info
[QUOTE=Coast Hog]To all newbies,
I have received numerous PM's from many who show ZERO reports and just to let you know that there is a code here. That code is not about an elite group who keeps info from others but it is to protect the providers as well as fellow hobbyists. Unless you are a Senior poster or one that is recognized by others in the group, please refrain for asking for info that would only help Uncle Leo in his efforts.
Sorry guys, but we look out for one another and for the providers who expect the same.
Take care and stay safe..OR[/QUOTE]
Guys take this post from OR and the one from me above to heart. He (as some of the rest of us) have been around for years and have always been a great and TRUSTED source of info and guidence. I hope you keep posting and have a safe and fun hobby. While we want to have all the info we can to keep us safe we also have an obligation to help keep the ladies that we see and in many cases have befriended safe. So be careful what info you give and earn your keep and become a trusted member of the hobby. You wil be rewarded. Thanks SO