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[QUOTE=Beconn Reconn]Hello all,

As a new poster here, I'd like to thank you for all of your very detailed posts. I have read this entire thread, and found it very informative, helpful, and at times humorous. I have always had a thing for asian women, and was curious about the AMP's. Living in Providence, I figured I shouldn't let such an amazing and legal resource be squandered. After learning a lot here, I made my first AMP visit ever to Lily Spa.

I was a bit nervous, but armed with all of the information in this thread, I ventured out on Saturday night around 10pm. Surprisingly, it was very easy to find, and I never expected an establishment like this to have a neon pink sign! I parked the car in the lot, and went in the back door. I pressed the little doorbell, but the door was already ajar, so I just opened it. I'm not sure if I was supposed to wait, but the mamasan didn't seem to mind. I suppose in retrospect I should have waited since there could have been some guys in the room/hallway. There were 3 or 4 girls just hanging around towards the front "office" area. All looked pretty young and attractive (in their 20's or 30's) except the mamasan (50's? ). She led me into a changing room, where I took off my clothes. I didn't see one of the little plastic purses, so I just left my money in my pockets. (I only brought $, left my wallet in the car)

A girl came in, older, lots of makeup, almost hookerish clothes. Asked for the .6 for the house, and I gave it to her. She came back, saw me standing there naked, and said "Ooh, nice body! ", gave me a towel, and led me into the Sauna to warm up. That little compliment made me relax a little bit, even though she probably says it to everyone.

I sat in the sauna for about about 5-10 minutes, and to their credit, it was pretty warm, dry, and made of very clean wood. There were some magazines to look at, and during my time in there a girl came in and put a washcloth on my head. That was a nice touch, but unfortunately the washcloth wasn't really wet, so all it did was make me look like a naked jewish guy. Another girl came in a minute later and gave me a dixie cup of water to drink. Again, nice touch. If it wasn't an AMP, I would have gotten the feeling these girls just wanted to see me naked.

After a while, a different girl lead me into a table shower room. There were two of them, and they were right next to the sauna room. It was a small tiled room, shower on one wall, a metal cart of supplies, and a long padded table to lay on. I introduced myself, and found out that my girl's name was Mimi. She was wearing a lacy black vneck top, and grey cotton spandex shorts that went down to mid thigh. Not knowing what I was doing, I went to lay down on it right away. She stopped me and said "no no! Too cold", then splashed water all over it, then told me to lay down on my stomach. I felt a little silly, but that went away once she started pouring the warm water all over my body. What a great feeling! Lots of washing, rubbing, and cleaning places I don't even clean on my own. Flip to the front, and more of the same. She cleaned the boys, but didn't really spend much time there. That's fine with me, because I had a bad experience once with getting soap in my pee hole. After drying me off, she lead me to the massage room. (there were maybe 5 of those rooms? )

I think there must have been a couple other guys there that night, because I would have much rather done the table shower, then the sauna to warm up and dry off, then the massage. We got in the room, and I made a comment that it was a little chilly. That might have been the wrong thing to say, because she put a white sheet over my back before starting the massage. Is that normal?

She hopped up on the table and started the massage. It was pretty darn good, but then again I don't have any other AMP massage experiences to judge it against. I thought it was funny that the entire massage seemed to revolve around the axis of my ass. She'the do my back, then my ass, then my thighs, then my ass, then my calves, then my ass, then my neck, then my ass. Anyway, it was very pleasant.

After maybe 15 minutes of massage, I told her she can take the sheet off, so that way I could feel her hands on my skin. She obliged, and the massage was that much better. After another 10 minutes or so, she hopped off and turned down the lights. She started lightly brushing my back and legs with her fingertips and her hair, then teasing my goods from behind. In my opinion, this was the best part of the night. It felt great, then after about 2 minutes of that, I was hard as a rock and she asked me to flip over.

She didn't pull any punches, and went right for washcloth, baby oil, and started the HR. There was no asking what I wanted, but for my first time I wanted a HR, that's why I chose Lily. I asked if I could touch while she performed the HR, and she nodded yes but over her clothes. I grabbed her ass, reached under to her front, and she didn't mind. The way she was positioned I couldn't get past her left arm to feel her top, and I think that was on purpose, so I didn't push it. After about 5 minutes of pure bliss, and a lot of ass grabbing, I finished, she took the washcloth, and left the room. She came back with a hot towel to clean me up, which was nice, then she helped me dress. She was very amused by my polo shirt because I am really tall, and it came down to her knees.

I gave her .4 even though she made no mention of a tip, and she seemed happy, saying "Come tomorrow? ! " I smiled, and was lead out the back door. I wish she was able to speak better English, as there were many time she said something, and I had no idea what it was. Overall though, I was very happy with my first experience, and plan on testing the waters with other girls and other spas soon!

On my short walk back to the car, I felt like I actually made money in there.[/QUOTE]


That was an excellent post. I enjoyed reading it. Thank you.

Too bad this couldn't be copied to all the massage parlor threads in each city. It's kind of a N00bies 101 AMP thing ... a simple, but perfect first-timers experience review. You done good, Beconn.

[QUOTE=Beconn Reconn]Hello all,

As a new poster here, I'd like to thank you for all of your very detailed posts. ...
On my short walk back to the car, I felt like I actually made money in there.[/QUOTE]

Indeedy, I'll take a great GFE with an average girl any day over a mechanical performance by a smokin hot babe ... but that's just me.

[QUOTE=DaddysLookin]I could not agree with TH more. Having sampled the fruits three times, they are certainly not drop dead gorgeous lookers. They are kinda average on the attractive side in the looks department. They really need, IMO, to add a really hot young Asian to the lineup, and the place will have a line down the stairs and out the doors, even at $$ a whack.

However, Susie and Jung give new meaning to GFE and push the envelope so far that it almost falls off the table. They are, again, IMO, an outstanding value for your monger buck.[/QUOTE]

Yesterday afternoon: white guy opens door, says "sign here" (scribble) "this says you get a .6 TS and 'body rub' and that a 'real' massage is .8 by appointment." Girl walks me back holding hands, says "you been here before" (yes, goose her, giggle). The usual stuff, CFS ($.4) in the room after TS and light massage.

Wouldn't be worth posting except for noisy guy next door. She giggles and goes "two hours ... rope" and some motion about pinching... so somebody took a far wilder ride than I ever would...

Hi guys,

For the past couple of days I have been reading through all these posts and I must say that this place is an incredible resource and would like to thank everyone who has contributed. Before I get to my questions, I will tell you a little about myself. I am 21 years and currently go to college in Boston, I am from NJ though. I have less experience with girls than probably anyone on this board. Never kissed, never held hands, never even been on a date. I attribute this mainly to my low self esteem since I am very embarrased by my physical appearance (slightly overweight, losing my hair, lazy eye.) let's just say that I have become so depressed by how I look that I cannot even look in mirrors anymore. I recently turned 21 and figured that I would hit the bars around here looking for girls (I could even go older as I have a thing for MILFS) even though I can't stand the taste of alcohol, but my low self-confidence has prevented me from even trying, plus I do not have any close friends up here, again due to the poor self esteem.

OK, enough ranting. I wanted to ask you guys for your recommendation of where exactly to go in Providence and what to do. In NJ, I have been to a club that offers 5 minute/20 dollar lapdances which includes unlimited hugging, tit and ass grabbing, as well as intense grinding. After the first visit I began wearing condoms to the club and would cum during the dances. It is pretty great. I have realized that Boston is kind of a wasteland when it comes to adult entertainment so I have decided to venture down to Providence. At first I had wanted to go to a strip club, but then I started reading about these AMPs. I am pretty sure that I want more than HR since I pretty much get that from myself everyday, but I am somewhat hesitant to go all the way, partly becuase I am somewhat of a germophobe and partly becuse I don't know how I will feel in the future about losing my virginity to an AMP girl. A girlfriend is what I really want, but that is not looking to good anytime soon. Since I will be taking the Commuter rail to get there, the problem of transportation also comes up. I know that DT is pretty close to the station though so I have kind of been leaning towards going there. I think about what the experience would be like as I give myself HR and it gets me hot, that is until I blow. Then for about the next 5 mins I feel like I might regret it. I am also kind of afraid of blowing it as soon as she touches me and ruining the whole thing. Sorry I have gone on for so long, I would like to hear what you guys have to say. Given my situation, what do you guys think I should do?

Thank You.

I wouldn't 'waste it' by doing it yourself. I would let her do it...maybe twice.

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Might be a good idea to get your feet wet with an AMP experience but I will say that you need to get out there and stop feeling sorry for yourself. You need to shake it off and meet someone that will love you for you. Get yourself a hobby, chess club, AMC hike or yoga, meet someone there. There are a lot of girls that don't need a stud model. My girlfriend is super hot and I am not the hottest guy on the block. Chicks see past the "man," they aren't as visual as us. If you have to 'pay for it' from now until you die you better be made of money. It is never as hot as you think it is going to be. It only lasts 55 minutes. Best of luck and let us know how it goes.

Toodw

Mate 21 is still a young enough age to make changes.

Work on improving your self image and confidence.

I didn't come to age til I was almost 30. get in shape. walk daily don't eat too much crap and junk food.

Thinning hair is not rare get a good haircut and show the world you can be a Picard and not a capt kirk.

Make small changes and be patient.Listen to good music read some good books follow world events and learn about fine wine.

Show the world you are a smart learned young man.

It is your choice how you will get your sexual experience. I could easily make arguments either way.

Get off the train, take a cab to 1021 Broad st. and ask for Young. She speaks pretty good english and if you tell her your story, I'm sure she will give you an experience that you will remember for the rest of your life. I wish I knew about girls like her when I was your age. She will teach you all that you need to know, and probably give you the confidence to go out and get a real girlfriend.

[QUOTE=Rocket97]Hi guys,

For the past couple of days I have been reading through all these posts and I must say that this place is an incredible resource and would like to thank everyone who has contributed. Before I get to my questions, I will tell you a little about myself. I am 21 years and currently go to college in Boston, I am from NJ though. I have less experience with girls than probably anyone on this board. Never kissed, never held hands, never even been on a date. I attribute this mainly to my low self esteem since I am very embarrased by my physical appearance (slightly overweight, losing my hair, lazy eye.) let's just say that I have become so depressed by how I look that I cannot even look in mirrors anymore. I recently turned 21 and figured that I would hit the bars around here looking for girls (I could even go older as I have a thing for MILFS) even though I can't stand the taste of alcohol, but my low self-confidence has prevented me from even trying, plus I do not have any close friends up here, again due to the poor self esteem.

OK, enough ranting. I wanted to ask you guys for your recommendation of where exactly to go in Providence and what to do. In NJ, I have been to a club that offers 5 minute/20 dollar lapdances which includes unlimited hugging, tit and ass grabbing, as well as intense grinding. After the first visit I began wearing condoms to the club and would cum during the dances. It is pretty great. I have realized that Boston is kind of a wasteland when it comes to adult entertainment so I have decided to venture down to Providence. At first I had wanted to go to a strip club, but then I started reading about these AMPs. I am pretty sure that I want more than HR since I pretty much get that from myself everyday, but I am somewhat hesitant to go all the way, partly becuase I am somewhat of a germophobe and partly becuse I don't know how I will feel in the future about losing my virginity to an AMP girl. A girlfriend is what I really want, but that is not looking to good anytime soon. Since I will be taking the Commuter rail to get there, the problem of transportation also comes up. I know that DT is pretty close to the station though so I have kind of been leaning towards going there. I think about what the experience would be like as I give myself HR and it gets me hot, that is until I blow. Then for about the next 5 mins I feel like I might regret it. I am also kind of afraid of blowing it as soon as she touches me and ruining the whole thing. Sorry I have gone on for so long, I would like to hear what you guys have to say. Given my situation, what do you guys think I should do?

Thank You.[/QUOTE]

Hey Rocket - I actually have a lot in common with you here.

I grew up in NJ myself and eventually moved to the Boston area for my first job out of college 11 years ago - back when I was 21. And back then I felt a lot like you. Despite Boston having so many single people, it was hard to have much of a social life with girls. My job did not even have much women there. I tried different things over the years like joining some sports clubs like the BSSC, joining gyms, speed dating, internet ads, and however else I thought I could meet girls but nothing really worked. Hitting the bars like you mentioned only helps so much and that's really a different world of it's own to try fitting into. The only bar I ever had any success at was The Rack in Boston but even that place was hit or miss any given week - usually it's only fun when a bachelorette party shows up.

It took a while but eventually I hit the strip club scene in Providence and it really blew away anything I had been to in NJ or NY. The Foxy Lady was a lot of fun to visit and I even had the gold card membership for a few years since I went so much - usually twice a week despite a 50 minute drive. Sometimes I would over-spend for experiences but it always felt worth it and boosted my esteem for at least a few days. Great looking girls and lots of good contact - some will even be into letting you blow your load during dances like you did in NJ. There's more private/full service at other clubs like Cheaters but the quality of the experience and girls is nowhere near as good.

I did not turn to the AMP scene in Providence until about 5-6 years ago. My first couple of visits were not the best but eventually I kept trying and had some better ones. Now I know everything I need to know and the best places in town. Some good "girlfriend experience" full service action is now at the Japanese Spa (Use to be called Apple Spa and Yoko before that) - on 1021 Broad St. I'd have no problem with losing virginity at that place as you'll remember it being a great time - even years later you won't mind it at all. For a good massage and handjob, you can also check out the Lily Spa. Good part about that is the Foxy Lady is nearby so you can go there first to get psyched up with beautiful dancers and then hit the Lily to get pampered by an Asian beauty for an hour - no full service but it might be good to hit this place first and get broken into the whole scene.

As far as getting to Providence and any of these places, it is kind of a drag to rely on mass transit but do whatever it takes. In addition to the train, there are lots of buses from South Station or Newton/Riverside that go to Providence and you can just take a cab from there. All the cab drivers know these places well.

Best of luck and we are all here to help!

[QUOTE=Rocket97]Hi guys,

For the past couple of days I have been reading through all these posts and I must say that this place is an incredible resource and would like to thank everyone who has contributed. Before I get to my questions, I will tell you a little about myself. I am 21 years and currently go to college in Boston, I am from NJ though. I have less experience with girls than probably anyone on this board. Never kissed, never held hands, never even been on a date. I attribute this mainly to my low self esteem since I am very embarrased by my physical appearance (slightly overweight, losing my hair, lazy eye.) let's just say that I have become so depressed by how I look that I cannot even look in mirrors anymore. I recently turned 21 and figured that I would hit the bars around here looking for girls (I could even go older as I have a thing for MILFS) even though I can't stand the taste of alcohol, but my low self-confidence has prevented me from even trying, plus I do not have any close friends up here, again due to the poor self esteem.

OK, enough ranting. I wanted to ask you guys for your recommendation of where exactly to go in Providence and what to do. In NJ, I have been to a club that offers 5 minute/20 dollar lapdances which includes unlimited hugging, tit and ass grabbing, as well as intense grinding. After the first visit I began wearing condoms to the club and would cum during the dances. It is pretty great. I have realized that Boston is kind of a wasteland when it comes to adult entertainment so I have decided to venture down to Providence. At first I had wanted to go to a strip club, but then I started reading about these AMPs. I am pretty sure that I want more than HR since I pretty much get that from myself everyday, but I am somewhat hesitant to go all the way, partly becuase I am somewhat of a germophobe and partly becuse I don't know how I will feel in the future about losing my virginity to an AMP girl. A girlfriend is what I really want, but that is not looking to good anytime soon. Since I will be taking the Commuter rail to get there, the problem of transportation also comes up. I know that DT is pretty close to the station though so I have kind of been leaning towards going there. I think about what the experience would be like as I give myself HR and it gets me hot, that is until I blow. Then for about the next 5 mins I feel like I might regret it. I am also kind of afraid of blowing it as soon as she touches me and ruining the whole thing. Sorry I have gone on for so long, I would like to hear what you guys have to say. Given my situation, what do you guys think I should do?

Thank You.[/QUOTE]

There is nothing like your own girlfriend. And there is nothing like your first time with your own girlfriend. There just is not. Period.

The "GFE" for which people pay a premium is not even close, not even in the same galaxy. The term "GFE" is bullshit.

Robaba and Toodw give sage advice. You sound like a nice guy. Be patient. Stay positive. Work at bettering yourself. You will meet a nice girl.

A risk is that if you get used to sex with attractive, skilled professionals, having clumsy sex with your imperfect girlfriend might not compare favorably. You might miss out on the mutual learning experience that helps bind lovers.

Relax. Be patient. You will be fine.

[QUOTE=Triesharder]There is nothing like your own girlfriend. And there is nothing like your first time with your own girlfriend. There just is not. Period.

The "GFE" for which people pay a premium is not even close, not even in the same galaxy. The term "GFE" is bullshit.

Robaba and Toodw give sage advice. You sound like a nice guy. Be patient. Stay positive. Work at bettering yourself. You will meet a nice girl.

A risk is that if you get used to sex with attractive, skilled professionals, having clumsy sex with your imperfect girlfriend might not compare favorably. You might miss out on the mutual learning experience that helps bind lovers.

Relax. Be patient. You will be fine.[/QUOTE]

You're right that GFE is nothing like your own girlfriend - it can actually be better. And especially at this age it's good to have some fun out there while you can. I'd say the 21-27 year old timeframe is the best time to enjoy GFE at an AMP if it's out there. The few dating experiences I had back in the 21 year old time frame were not a whole lot of fun. Girls around that age here in the northeast have no clue what they want. Wait until girls are at least 25+ - by then, they've made mistakes, learned from them, and are more serious about being a real girlfriend. They feel like they will have less opportunities then and will give you more of a chance than younger girls still trying to find themselves.

I'll agree that having the kind of sex that a GFE AMP can provide has the potential to be a little addicting, and kind of corrupt your brain a little. And having normal sex with a wife or girlfriend can seem like a letdown after having more wild standards. But at the AMP, it's just a job to those girls. Like the girl at my first ever AMP experience said "This is not love, this is just good time". Words to live by. As long as you don't get carried away thinking all sex and love is like that, you will be fine. Have fun at the AMP's to keep your esteem going and enjoy it while you can. Later on there is plenty of time for a real girlfriend and that will come.

I have a little different take on your situation, rocket. I was married for a long time and just got divorced last year and I had never been to a massage parlor before, but I've been to several since then, and now I actually have a gf, but you have to be careful because now I compare her to them, and she doesn't stack up as far as the looks or the sex.

Where the hell else is a middle aged man gonna hook up with a young sexy hot sex slave in real life? Like the old saying goes, we want a ***** in the bedroom but a lady in the kitchen. Just don't expect your gf to be as whory as the real ******. You'll be disappointed. Even though we have plenty of sex, I still crave that AMP experience just for the fun of it, and I doubt if I'll ever get over it. So, beware what you're getting into, it can be very addicting.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Vargr]She giggles and goes "two hours ... rope" and some motion about pinching... so somebody took a far wilder ride than I ever would...[/QUOTE]I have a question along these same lines. After my first ever AMP experience at Lily, I left wondering how customizable the experience could be. For example, the massage was good, but I loved the TS. Unfortunately the TS was about 3 minutes and the massage 30 minutes. Personally, I like the HR and don't want to go to a FS place. However I would like to have the girl be a little more interactive in the experience.- fully nude would be ideal, and participating in the TS would be a dream come true.

Are custom requests like this available? Maybe just pay a could. 2's more? Is it full dependent on the the place and the girl?

Thanks!

Rocket,

You have a good bunch of guys here wishing the best for you.

We all in some way can identify with you and we may have been faced with your choices.I know I was.

You are a man and my only advice is :if you can make the choice to "go for it" and and truly have no regrets/no worries, then enjoy. I imagine many men developed some sexual confidence from AMP experiences.It can be a fun learning experience if you keep perspective/emotional boundaries in place.

I dated a couple girls in college even had "a girfriend or 2" but no girlfriend sex...but the romance was still good while it lasted.even if it was a roller coaster sometimes.Confuscius once said "he who looks from afar fucks air."

"You get what you give..." (Young Radicals)

I spent 70 bucks on from a Boston Phoenix ad for a 30 min "experience" neither gfe or pse .It was actually a bland,mechanical,uninspiring moment. I had better physical climatic experiences going "solo".I got "it over with "but I didnt feel any better or different.Life went on.

The "blueballed" experiences with the girls I dated I would trade for any gfe(certainly without the blueballs!) because they were real and with real emotions ,even if some of the emotions were not all cloud nine and at times painful.

Hopefully you will learn that gfe can never compare to girlfriend emotional/sexual intimacy.You can enjoy AMP's if you put the experience for "what it is" in perspective whether you just want a good TS/massage or going in looking for the "works".

You only have one first time. Don't waste it on a hooker. You're only 21. Maybe if you're 40 and a virgin THEN you might want to pay to lose it. Just think of it as having more to look forward to than someone your age who's had lots of sex and become jaded. Most of the advice about exercising and doing things to improve yourself is good. I would just add that if you're 21 and balding, you might want to just shave your head. Balding will make you look older. Shaving your head will make you look modern and edgy (sorry, this doesn't apply to you middle-aged guys who are balding, unless you stayed out of the sun and don't have wrinkled skin).