Massage Parlor Reports

The little place on the second floor across from the hotel on elden? I useto like that place and am looking to not have to go to Sterling or Vienna. It's nice and close for me.

Any intel if it's around still would be appertiated!

Ok Herndon has alot of places appernatly! Lol did some searching on the fourms. I called the Second story Herndon place and they said they dont do shower service. Uhh is this true> not gonna waste my 8 if they dont. Seems like it's really varied on the reviews lately. I useto like the place alot but went to AT for a long time but i'm sick of driveing all the way to sterling.

Any heads up on the current state of herndon (or any of the ones right next to it! loL) appreciated!

I drove down to Chantilly today to see what the score really is at Best.

Met by SooZee who is older and chunkier than the fare available at the hooker AMPs. Her English is fine and I enjoyed speaking with her.

TS was simply fantastic! Came out of there all clean and shiny!

The actual massage was a REAL massage! So much better than any of the sloppy stoking of those younger hookers at the other places.

SooZee worked me over the back, legs, arms, neck, head, face, shoulders, hands, feet and then went back and did it all again with a little differnt technique this time. It felt GREAT!!

Flip...again the massage was a REAL massage! Head, neck shoulders, chest, big belly, feet, legs, hips, ribs, everything! I looked at the clock and were already into 50 minutes of my hour and if felt like only about 10. WONDERFUL!!

Completed the massage very happily and she got the hot towel for cleanup.

Fetched me some water and helped me dress. I gave her a big hug and a Jackson tip and we both were very happy!

$80 house fee - $20 tip.

I think I will retire from the ho-chasing and stick with the legal side of things from now on.

SooZee works only Thursday and Fridays but I imagine the others there are just as good.

QUALITY massage sure feels nice!

JJ

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I think I will retire from the ho-chasing and stick with the legal side of things from now on.[/QUOTE]
Say it ain't so! Well, I guess that frees up some of the ladies for the rest of us. LOL

So will you be changing your handle to Squeekebum now?

Maybe I am just getting too old for this shit.

Any time you go, give her a couple pokes for me!

JJ

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Say it ain't so! Well, I guess that frees up some of the ladies for the rest of us. LOL

So will you be changing your handle to Squeekebum now?[/QUOTE]

I "do" know what you mean.

I have been all over the world experiencing messages and the rest of the menu, but I need a legit message once a month. A place I go to is Chaan Thai ([url]http://www.chaanthaitherapy.com[/url]) on Rte 50, just off 66 with a superb group of Thai girls. Best message I ever had was in Thailand and also in Hawaii - a lomi lomi.

But Chaan Thai has no TS, and nothing more than message, but it offers an excellent premium service with a upscale place/atmosphere and quality pool of providers.

Foot bath, foot message followed by superb service and cultural exchange. Aroma, hotoil, and hot/cold stone for 90 mins with complementary 30 min foot message can change your outlook.

"NOW" before I get blasted on my benign post here, see my visit to DC today so you know I also partake in Gash Hunting!

Went to 2 fl mer amp today. First time, great svc. veru busy today but worth the wait.

Had a great massage dream at CTM -- Lumee and Sarah were the stars and directors.

Eventhough they adverstise in the Post, this is a very first-rate place that excells in providing a great massage

Enjoy the season!

Went there again. Met a lovely girl named Nana. Asked for full service she shook her head no. Seemed surprised that I asked for full service since I have been there before.

Thorough TS with a so so massage, but she had a really nice body with a store bought tan.

The best part came on the flip. Gently rubbed the shaft with her lips. I thought I might get oral! Nope. She then sat at the edge of the table facing me. Put on a finger condom, I don't usually go for this It feels weird. She started the HJ with 1 hand and inserted her finger you know where. Well, this about blew the top of my head off. She was gentle and "touched" the right spot. I shot off like Peter North in record time. Very powerful release.

I enjoyed myself and will repeat with her. I hope she improves her massage skills.

I went there Sunday noonish and was greted by Linda. A pleasent 40ish lady. Linda gave an excellent massage with an exquisite finish.Boy, she can really stretch it out!

It was my second visit here. I was glad I had Lumee both times. Great TS and better massage. On the flip, HJ only but very skilled.

I note MT has suddenly resurfaced on CL and others after a noted absence.

I am not asking for intel for myself (I have found providers I am happy with further north) -- but based on previous comments on our board people "newer than me" may want to be cautious.

Just a thought on a cold evening

Saw the ads as well, and Fri was running late, and yellow fever was bad. Decided WTF and went. Amy, newly arrived K-girl from our 50th state was my guide. A bit older than I like, but accomplished ALL I wanted. No rush, no fuss, and complete dedication to insuring that Every ache and pain was taken care of. Standard DC contribution and results. Might return, might not. Depends on the length of the current fever!

Stopped by M-- again, pulled Jenny. Had one of the best hard massages I have had in years, lasted the entire hour, typical handshake before departing. Massage well worth it though. Jenny is probably in her late 30's, average to look at, but her massage skills were a-plus.

Found an apartment AMP in the DC City Paper, located in Arlington, advertising petite young asian girl (just my type). Been burned by these ads before, so proceeded skeptically to the location. Past experiences have varied between wonderful right down to bait-and-switch with a 40 to 50 y. O. Heffer with a beer belly.

This time, girl was just as advertised, named "Yu Yu". Incredibly tight body, very small, amazing erasers (way up firm and high! ), no more than 21 or 22, about 95 lbs. A bit mechanical (Chinese), but it all worked for me. Box was sooooo tight, thought she might break it off. YMMV. $. 15 for everything.

Easy to find the ad. See "asian" "32A". City Paper classifieds are online, or hard copy is easily obtainable in DC.