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Hi everyone, this is my first post. I want to thank you guys that write regularly on here as it really makes the hobby much more interesting. Also I'm gla the to know there are others like me. Tonight, I had a unfruitful but interesting night and would like to share.

I tried to go to a cdp for the first time in jamiaica the one by 180st. I got there and was told to wait on the corner for some. Guy to get me, however no one showed up. I think it was my slanted eyes that got me rejected or it could have been because I got there right when they were about to close.. So I was went to south Road to get a quick fix. It was looking pretty bleak out there so settled on whatever showes up first... Big mistake. I ended picking a BSW and I didn't realize she was drinking until she got in my car. So off we go and I was pretty. Nervous because she was obviously not in control of herself. So I thought, how can I get this drunk out of my car... I decided to refuse to do the police check. She immediately got it of my car and said sorry. She was so drunk she left her phone in my car. When I found it, I chucked it out my window and drive back with some blue balls. Seems south Road has been on dry spell for awhile.

Thinking about going to try cdp another night.

BB.

I went to CDP Jamaica.

On 10/24/13 & 27. I saw Julisa. Tall 5.10,nice body long hair, face she is a 6/10 nice attitude, she does the vagina squeeze like no other girlI ever met. She was all good. I will repeat for sure. I did her once on Thursday and twice on Sunday.

The ads you posted have two different girls on there who did you have a nightmare with Tiffany or Gigi?

[QUOTE=DeathPoet;1904959]I called her and she seemed very enthusiastic, I figured that since she's a BBW she'd at least be decent at a BJ. So I asked her the price and she said $80 for a short stay and if I wanted just a BBBJ it'd be $100. I agreed and headed over there. The pictures below are very misleading. The stomach area of this rip off girl is very saggy and apparently she hates cum (pretty bad career choice than honey). Not only that, but the BJ you pay $100 for is mostly hand instead of being a good BBBJ. If you try to complain, she'll hit the shit. If you touch her head at all while she's at work, she'll hit the shit. If you try to turn off the TV that she watches while she's giving you a HJ instead of a BJ, she'll hit the shit. You'd think since she's so fat she'd at least try, but she doesn't. Not even an attempt to DT. Trust me, I'm not that big so it shouldn't be any issue to at least try, but instead very mechanical. Three sucks than 2 minutes of HJ, three sucks than 2 minutes of HJ. I finally just said fuck it and told her to give me the condom. After putting it on and getting her into doggy, I realized her ass had a weird smell to it too, so I just said fuck it and left. Terrible provider, terrible attitude, terrible everything. If anybody has the balls to go DATY on this one, I'll personally buy you a gift card for Taco Bell, but you better bring a hazmat suit.

She usually posts adds of Craigslist, but will take them down at night. Here are a few with pictures from other sites so everybody can avoid.

[URL]http://www.myproviderguide.com/escorts/bronx/free-posts/w4m/5320094_new-stop-read-me-nasti-ssh-pro.html[/URL]

[URL]http://adultsearch.com/connecticut/new-haven/female-escorts/869092[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DarkPrince411;1920386]The ads you posted have two different girls on there who did you have a nightmare with Tiffany or Gigi?[/QUOTE]They're two different names, but same girl and same number. Trust me, stay away. Aside from the butt stink and terrible head, she's way over priced at $80 for FS and $100 for a BBBJ. I just tried her out because she was close to where I live. I mean, what type of escort is terrified of seman? And to claim she was a porn star, just because somebody has a camera going during sex and that video ends up on the internet, doesn't make you a porn star. Honestly though, the experience was easily worth pouring $100 down the drain to name and shame a terrible provider. Please please please take my word for it, check my other reviews, I'll always review a good provider highly, but on the flip, I'll always name and shame a terrible one. I'm not just someone who had a bad experience or am an ass, I'm someone who makes his money by reading people and can tell when someone is too lazy to ever give 100% at their job.

Hey fellow pervs, so I just tried out one of the two Latina houses near me in Woodside around the highway. I have previously tried the one North of 35th and was very disappointed. Girl had a lot of cellulite on her stomach. However, today I tried the one south of 35th and wowzers, she was much better looking. I was actually surprised that the girls in the pictures are actually slimmer versions of the actual girls sometimes. Today, I had Brenda who is a bit thicker, I wouldn't say BBW because he awesome boobs make up for a slight pudginess. AND!! That butt, wow, seeing that thing shake during doggy was amazing. She also smelled good, which is very important to me, nothing makes me feel more like a perv than when I leave a place that smells bad. She rushes you a bit, but honestly, 15 minutes for $60 for a Latina? I've seen better prices in LA and San Fran, but here in NY, I've only really seen that with ethnic bbw's in Jamaica.

Visited the Casa at Jamaica by 180 street this past Monday. Run a search for "latinas" on backpage Queens section and you'll find the ads posted daily. But experience wasn't so good this time. I've been to the old Jamaica location and the Metro location in the past and the quality was hit or miss, but for the most part enjoyable. This time, there were only two options. One very dark skinned girl and a lighter skinned dominican. Went with the lighter skinned dominican since she seemed sweet and enthusiastic. Unfortunately, I was wrong.

Entered the room and got down to business. Basically, she wouldn't take her top off and kept pushing my hand away every time I tried to grab her tits. And she had a bit of baby fat in the stomach. Started with a rather uninspired CBJ for no more than 1 minute, followed by her tapping my bro with the palm of her hand to get me up. Not good. Started off with missionary and finished up in doggy. English was non existent but she was actually quite friendly after the deed was done. If she could just be as friendly during the action, but alas.

Went to Jamaica since I heard that shorty was there and / or at the metro location last month, but didn't see her there. If any of the fellow mongers have any recommendations of quality girls at the casas, or news of shorty's whereabouts, would be much appreciated.

I saw Barbara Aka Shorty on Tuesday she is at Jempstead. At that place they don't allow new clients. Unless you had been there before.

Been stopping by every week the last few weeks. This week all girls are thick. They got one of each. Light, dark and in between this week. Best time to go is during the weekday. Place was dead.

Most of the time they just want you to come as quick as possible (thus the name. Quickie house) but there are a few exceptions. YMMV. Number is listed on backpage if you do a search for latinas.

[QUOTE=Vandenberg;1923502]I saw Barbara Aka Shorty on Tuesday she is at Jempstead. At that place they don't allow new clients. Unless you had been there before.[/QUOTE]OH YEAH GUY!

So how you got into the spot?

Did you tip the Mexican guys that go to the spot to help you get in?

Because the madam is a Beeyatch


Next time you go let me know I wanna see this spot.

I had been there before the madam knows me and yes is on menopause LOL. She does not allow new people in.

The other girl I Dominican Pamela 5.8 beautiful light skin an long hair she big body frame D cups may be bigger, she has a tatto o lips on her right butt. She is very good to me I will see her hopefully tomorrow.

I had been there before the madam knows me and yes is on menopause LOL. She does not allow new people in.

The other girl I Dominican Pamela 5.8 beautiful light skin an long hair she big body frame D cups may be bigger, she has a tatto o lips on her right butt. She is very good to me I will see her hopefully tomorrow.

Biggga you are the best reviewer. Nobdy does vrevews like you do.

You are tha MAN.

Went to this place on Saturday night. Not far from Northern Blvd. Quiet street and very basic (but clean) set up. Too bad the choices were lacking. Seen better at the other CDP's but woman was nice enough. New girls on Monday just like all the other places like this. $40 + $10 tip.

[QUOTE=SamWilson;1924674]Went to this place on Saturday night. Not far from Northern Blvd. Quiet street and very basic (but clean) set up. Too bad the choices were lacking. Seen better at the other CDP's but woman was nice enough. New girls on Monday just like all the other places like this. $40 + $10 tip.[/QUOTE]The rate at the CDP in Jamaica is 50 + optional tip. Maybe I need to check out the Astoria CDP. LOL. Since there isn't anything good this week, I'll wait until next week.

Stopped by again tonight. Damn! What a difference a couple of days makes! TWO HOT CHICAS. One thick dark skinned with big ones, a phat ass and a curvy waist, the other one a really cute little one who when she was in the room you could hear her gettin into it moaning and talking dirty! Went with the tiny dynamo and had fun but will come back soon for the pretty dark skinned one!

[QUOTE=SamWilson;1926292]Stopped by again tonight. Damn! What a difference a couple of days makes! TWO HOT CHICAS. One thick dark skinned with big ones, a phat ass and a curvy waist, the other one a really cute little one who when she was in the room you could hear her gettin into it moaning and talking dirty! Went with the tiny dynamo and had fun but will come back soon for the pretty dark skinned one![/QUOTE]Please my fellow monger. Give us her name so we know and share. This sounds like one girl. Her name is Genesis. May be? If you did not get her name please get it next time. We'll appreciated.