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Far be it from me to question any of the posts here for how set in reality they really are, and my sincere apologizes to you if indeed the "Monger GOD" was looking down upon you favorably that day, but the whole "jogger" civilian story just pegs my bullshit meter way past the redline.
Guess it's because I never ever would get that fucking lucky. Even in my dreams.
Just my two cents.
[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Driving down Eastern, I hit a red light. There was a very hot brunette civi jogging. I mean, she was hubba hubba hot (9/10 drop dead body, 10/10 gorgeous face and smile)! As she jogged past in front of my vehicle, she saw me and saw that my jaw dropped and my eyes popped at her. And then she winks at me. So I rolled down my window and shouted, "Hey! Nice day for a jog. Need a ride? "
She smiles at me and jogs on. So I made 3 right turns to try to catch up to her in the next block in the direction she was jogging, and, sure enough, I see her jogging up. She sees my car and then jogs faster (probably thinking I'm some perverted stalker now. Hehe! ).
So I drove down the street in the same direction with her, rolled down my window and asked again if she'd like a ride, and then dinner, and then a movie, and then some action. As she runs faster to avoid me, she runs into a guy standing in the street and they both fall to the ground. So I get out of the car and see if she's ok. She hurt her knee from the fall, and so I offer her a ride. And she agrees.
In the car, she tells me that she ran faster cuz she thought I was a creep, but she agreed to let me drop her off cuz in person, she realized I was really just a nice guy. (Little does she know her first guess is correct. Myuhahahaha! ). I find out her name is Janice, she owns and runs her own retail store, 23yo, 5'5", average build. She tells me she's Scottish/Dutch/Japanese/Cuban. What a mix. She definitely got the good gene pool from that mix. Nice rack and ass on her.
To make a long story short, I give her the Street line, and her facial expression is both surprise and pleasure. And she agrees. SCORE!
We go to her place, and get naked and nasty together. BBBJ, mish, doggy, and facial finish. As for damage, it was worth it for this civi. $$$$.
Got her phone # and address. Man, when I retire from this business, I'm settling down with her. Hahahaha!
Peace.[/QUOTE]With all the contridictions in this "story" I feel like I just read a bad Penthouse story. I'm here for the "news" not fantsy. But that's just my opinion and I maybe wrong ;)
[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Driving down Eastern, I hit a red light. There was a very hot brunette civi jogging. I mean, she was hubba hubba hot (9/10 drop dead body, 10/10 gorgeous face and smile)! As she jogged past in front of my vehicle, she saw me and saw that my jaw dropped and my eyes popped at her. And then she winks at me. So I rolled down my window and shouted, "Hey! Nice day for a jog. Need a ride? "
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We go to her place, and get naked and nasty together. BBBJ, mish, doggy, and facial finish. As for damage, it was worth it for this civi. $$$$.
Got her phone # and address. Man, when I retire from this business, I'm settling down with her. Hahahaha!
Peace.[/QUOTE]Nice story. It is a story, isn't it? I mean, we all have dreams that we claim to be mere figments of our imaginations, lest the babylonians think we were up to illegalities, and recount them here. Right?
Right,
Selah!
I picked up a SW named April last weekend on Ramsey. She was with a BF/pimp. He yelled something to her as we drove off, I didn't catch what he said, but did hear him call her April.
April, was in her early 20's and good looking, thin, clean. She was clearly geeking/jonesing on crack. I couldn't get her to utter more then one word at a time.
I got the feeling the BJ was going to be subpar due to the geeking and ditched her after I had her run in to pick up a condom at a gas station.
I saw her again Friday at lunch time. She was at the same place with the same BF/pimp. Anyone know her?
I have been hitting W/W almost every day at lunch the last few weeks and haven't seen much. I did see Angela Friday, but passd since I've been with her at least three times.
LE has had Smallwood blocked off North of Wilkins all week.
Hey there my fellow mongers,
I had the chance to monger on Thursday & started in B/CB. There wasn't a sw above a 3,I made 3 complete loops & nada so I headed to WW. On my 1st pass thru the complete loop,saw 3 sw that were also FUGLY,on my 2nd loop saw Leah who I had posted before & had a good session so I swooped in for the pickup.
Leah had remembered me so was a smooth transaction to the business talk. Leah was really pregnant-she says she is due on March so naturally(for DR.Monger) of course,I asked if she had titty milk & BOY did she. When she pinched her nips to show me,she almost took my eyes out with the squirting milk. Leahs tits are absolutely FULL of milk.
This of course,made me drive just a little faster to my spot because I wanted to sample her jugs. We get to my spot & get comfy & she lets me play,suck on those lovely tits & we than move on to a pipe cleaning. A donation was never discussed prior. Leah's oral skills were better today than I had recall of our 1st time together. I almost erupted a couple times & I asked her how much to upgrade to full service.
Leah replied .40 donation,I agreed because I had a good time with her prior. She never rushed,followed directions very well & swallowed my gooey gravy.
So I covered up & had Leah ride me cb style while I played & sucked on those beautiful tits. Leah ORAGASMED right away & if she was faking it,she should have gotten an Academy award,her whole body just went crazy-her love box was doing that multiple "muscle retractions",she grabbed the shit out of my should/back & she moan/screamed for a good minute during/after the big O. I have heard that pregnant women do have stronger O's(and I don't mean the Orioles neither).
I had Leah turn around and while I was seated-she backed that p*ssy back into me & I than did her rcg. Leah had a very nice soft ass-good amount of meat to grab onto & pund the sh*t out of. Leah evidently CAME again & I didn't last much longer & exploded into the cover. I than offered her another .10 to swallow my load from the cover & for some pics. She agreed but no face shots.
We cleaned up & headed back to drop her off. Leah did give me her # but asked that I not give it out as she is only seeing a few regulars. I am gonna try to contact her later tonight for some more fun. Leah is a fun girl to be with & I would refpeat with her next time. As I was dropping Leah off & made a loop down Ramsay,I saw Tara who I also had a very good time with a few weeks ago but I was just unloaded my gooey gravy with Leah so I passed & headed home,enjoy the pics & as always-stay safe!! Rook.
[QUOTE=Rookiemonger]Hey there my fellow mongers,
I had the chance to monger on Thursday & started in B/CB. There wasn't a sw above a 3,I made 3 complete loops & nada so I headed to WW. On my 1st pass thru the complete loop,saw 3 sw that were also FUGLY,on my 2nd loop saw Leah who I had posted before & had a good session so I swooped in for the pickup. [/QUOTE]
Rook,
Great report, as usual. That's not my girl though. Mine was on the PP/C loop.
Dr. Monger
DM,
I know but hey-It was just a coincidence that you just mention a preggo & I just picked up a preggo!! Small world huh? Rook.
Damm! There's some funky business going down in Baltimore.
[QUOTE=Rookiemonger]I than offered her another .10 to swallow my load from the cover [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Driving down Eastern, I hit a red light. There was a very hot brunette civi jogging. I mean, she was hubba hubba hot (9/10 drop dead body, 10/10 gorgeous face and smile)! As she jogged past in front of my vehicle, she saw me and saw that my jaw dropped and my eyes popped at her. And then she winks at me. So I rolled down my window and shouted, "Hey! Nice day for a jog. Need a ride? "
She smiles at me and jogs on. So I made 3 right turns to try to catch up to her in the next block in the direction she was jogging, and, sure enough, I see her jogging up. She sees my car and then jogs faster (probably thinking I'm some perverted stalker now. Hehe! ).
So I drove down the street in the same direction with her, rolled down my window and asked again if she'd like a ride, and then dinner, and then a movie, and then some action. As she runs faster to avoid me, she runs into a guy standing in the street and they both fall to the ground. So I get out of the car and see if she's ok. She hurt her knee from the fall, and so I offer her a ride. And she agrees.
In the car, she tells me that she ran faster cuz she thought I was a creep, but she agreed to let me drop her off cuz in person, she realized I was really just a nice guy. (Little does she know her first guess is correct. Myuhahahaha! ). I find out her name is Janice, she owns and runs her own retail store, 23yo, 5'5", average build. She tells me she's Scottish/Dutch/Japanese/Cuban. What a mix. She definitely got the good gene pool from that mix. Nice rack and ass on her.
To make a long story short, I give her the Street line, and her facial expression is both surprise and pleasure. And she agrees. SCORE!
We go to her place, and get naked and nasty together. BBBJ, mish, doggy, and facial finish. As for damage, it was worth it for this civi. $$$$.
Got her phone # and address. Man, when I retire from this business, I'm settling down with her. Hahahaha!
Peace.[/QUOTE]
[size=10][b][i]BULLSHIT!!!![/i][/b][/size]
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock][size=10][b][i]BULLSHIT!!!![/i][/b][/size][/QUOTE]I second that.
Checkee your pm gee eye.
Rook,
Those are some damned seriously red tonsils & uvula on that girl. I hope you don't start feeling sick in a few days.
So, I'm driving on Reistertown Rd the other day. A "lady" carrying a book bag is walking up the street. There is something vaguely familiar about her. So I pull into an intersection. Spin around and wait for her to cross. Lower my window, Give her that shit eating Smiling Fox grin. She smiles back, say hi. and hey there its Cathy. Definitely one of the best oral presentations in NW Baltimore. She jumps in and find a cozy corner in the industrial park. Nice skills, but the ***** just got over a cold, so she says, and dam if I didn't get the sniffles too. Of course the dam thing is going around. Flu and colds everywhere. LOL>
As for my other activities, I have met a MILF, NE Balto lady, poverty stricken. with a kid. Needs help. So help me she walked in and sparks started shooting between us. She must of cum 10 times today. OMFG. Well the old fox needs some glory.
Ah a note for Mr. Jackson on a previous post. Sorry for the caps. Guess I was too excited, and just forgot myself. So my disgraphia took over. LOL.
As you can see I am back to "proper" English. LOL. If there is anything proper here.
Not much else going on in Smiling Fox-Dom. It was good to see Reds still around. And geesh bench, your bustin that poor guy for telling a tall tail.
LOL.
Wonder if any one else out there ever got hit by Kayla's agency?
Did I mention I finally hooked up with Cara, wow. And I would love to meet that Butterfly lady. lol.
Still my most productive searches have come from CL posts in odd categories. Cumm boy hit me back with the same results.
Is any one going to Millstream for a beer. Got a friend that is dancing there in the evening. Little short brunette. Hoping she want to come by some day.
I have rambled enough.......
Smiling Fox ;)
I picked up Stephanie/ calls herself stevie (no TSshit,,,total female) just likes the name stevei (like stevie nicks I geuss)
Attitude 9
geekscale 4
Body 9 sw scale
Nice breasts, with piercings.thin, but not anorhec. Cute face.
Took a little too much time getting things set up. and of course disappears into the motel B room and comes out geeking.
Didn't make much cash off me
But still, good attitude and bod. Just got to get her in bed before she attempts better living through modern chemistry.
Picked her up on Ramsey...Nough said
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock][size=10][b][i]BULLSHIT!!!![/i][/b][/size][/QUOTE]
Short and sweet retort!
Either I concur or am jealous! The jury's still out.
Van
Greetings fellow Mongers
Just felt a need to re-state a warning for all re: checking the car after an encounter. This AM I saw a bit of plastic sticking out of the passenger seat. It turned out to be a fingernail sized baggie with a few white crystals in it. Naturally I got rid of it post haste. I always check the car, but somehow missed this one. Thankfully I saw this before the uncles did.
Later in the morning I picked up Kitty on Scarey, and she provided an awesome BBBJWS. She confirmed my suspicions that it was probably Ready Rock, and seemed disappointed that I had gotten rid of it, but I do not need that potential hassle.
Be safe gentlemen.
Baldconan1