Avoid the Cute Little Blonde
We all talk about "Diamonds in the Rough" on this board, and once in a while, you get a real winner. I thought I scored big when I caught the eye of a little blonde cutie at 7th and San Pedro. She took her time getting in, but one close look and I thought she would be well worth it.
I was wrong.
She is tiny. About 5' tall. 105 pounds, blonde hair. Could be white or hispanic or a mix. No accent, but she does stutter. She seemed so nice, but gave me some BS about needing "a little extra" so she asked for 40 "for this time". Fuck that. I don't even know if you're worth 10. I have a rule that if a girl asks for a lot more than 20 and then settles, she'll always do a shit job. I never know if that's what I would have gotten for 40, or if that's what I would have gotten no matter what.
We park, I pay, she's super nice and starts sucking. I don't know what she was expecting, but when I didn't cum in 30 seconds she started the crap storm. First she pulls out her maxi-pad and goes "I'm on the rag" then tells me how much her pussy stinks. Then she farts and it smells awful and when I roll down the window she rolls it right back up. Then she starts giving me the "What I need you to do for me" routine, and I told her I wasn't interested in paying her to watch me jerk off. She reluctantly puts her head back in my lap and starts calling me "selfish. Like all men" and then gets all pissed when I touch her ass. Now she's really angry, and I just zipped up and drove away. Total BEEATCH all the way back. Don't let her looks fool you. Not worth the effort. I didn't get a name. This was last week some time.