The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=MelBaby;2217987]It has came to my attention that everyone on USA thinks FLAKISSER is the jag. .

1.) jag is making his own idiotic site like USA.

2.) I know flakisser. He's a great regular of mine. I see him a couple times a week.

3.) why is everyone on the hunt for jag? Why are yall giving him thus satisfaction. He's probably sitting back and laughing at how much yall talk about him. I know I am.

4.) this site is to put a review so other guys can see if a girl is safe to see. You guys are poisoning it with your drama. Can you guys not just get along and keep it short and simple and leave it be. This isn't a contest of who's more macho.

5.) flakisser isn't jag. He's a very respected regular of mine.

Xoxoxo Mel.[/QUOTE]This pretty much confirms that this flakisser is Jag. Jag used to go on at length about Mel and how great she was. Probably told her to talk down about Jag so nobody would suspect anything.

However. I've seen Mel several times and she is a great provider and super cute. And she is right. Let's get back to fucking!

KC.

Savanna vs. Summer.

Round 1.

Cat Fight.

One of the finest ladies in O town is Ashley Monroe. She has been around a while, has hundreds of positive reviews on various sites. I think I have read one bad review and she remembers it well and who it was and why the moron wrote it. She is a legend. A genuine professional's professional. She has inspired quite a few other ladies who were also loved by some of us. If I had ever brought Ashley home to meet my mother, my mother would have loved her. She is that much a lady, like fine China or precious silver.

I received contact from her today that she is retiring. She did not go into details of what her new path will be, but I am sure she will be successful at anything she tries.

Ashley, you will be missed and it is doubtful anyone will be able to fill your shoes. I believe we will be remembering you for a long time as the best of the best. Wherever you go, please play safe.

C3.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2220202]All these texts from about 8 different numbers yall can't stand it. Your life is run by stalking me, messaging me why haven't I post in the trap. I mean really I don't give a damn what you call me, think of me, want to be me so bad you're stalking me on the forum 24/7 texting me I mean how sad. I really feal sorry for all of you. As the famous words of a wise man once said " I ain't never been nothing but a winner" Paul Bear Bryant.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2220195]Are you saying your Cindy my ex's ex because that's who I was taking about. Someone doesn't spend 2 hours texting trying to convince someone she is not yet has the pics on her phone to say different. I mean me I block the first text and go gack periodically and check my block history to see how pathetic they are when I see they are still texting. You 2 hours hnmm.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]You spent 2 hours texting me! I don't have a blocking feature on my plan. You texted me from 2 different numbers and YES I kept all the texts (especially where you said you were coming to my house and you gave the wrong address) . Your mentally unstable and I kept them for just this purpose. Again I don't have to send you pics, your not a client or a friend your just bat shit crazy but here's a photo I took with the computer. You still want to go on with this crazyness? Remember savanna I'll be happy to meet you in PUBLIC take the balls to call me (something you didn't do that night even though I called you so you could hear my voice!) Also may I suggest that you stop pissing off provider's,you didn't think that may be a bad idea? After harassing me for 2 hours and now on the bard do you think I would vet you? HELL NO! I would say stay away cause I have personally experienced your nutiness. Guys beware someday this one will snap on an innocent monger and will be far reaching repercussions. Oh and BTW why not back a REAL football team GO VOLS!

I damn near cried on the bring her home to mother part. Buffguy needs to ease up on you LOL.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2220480]One of the finest ladies in O town is Ashley Monroe. She has been around a while, has hundreds of reviews on various sites. I think I have read one bad review and she remembers it well and who it was and why the moron wrote it. She is a legend. A genuine professional's professional. She has inspired quite a few other ladies who were also loved by some of us. If I had ever brought Ashley home to meet my mother, my mother would have loved her. She is that much a lady, like fine China or precious silver.

I received contact from her today that she is retiring. She did not go into details of what her new path will be, but I am sure she will be successful at anything she tries.

Ashley, you will be missed and it is doubtful anyone will be able to fill your shoes. I believe we will be remembering you for a long time as the best of the best. Wherever you go, please play safe.

C3.[/QUOTE]

See if you spent that time getting Pussy Dreams. You would not be so fucking angry.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2220055]This bullshit you posted below really contributes to the forum. What a load of CRAP! JAG is also a Butt Wipe just like you. Looks like your the one that needs to spend more time on trying to get some pussy!

Oh yea, I looked at all 177 of your post and you have about two reviews on girls you have posted. Boy you are real contributor to this forum. Must of your post are worthless! Go choke your chicken in a corner somewhere!

Good Day Sir!

Jazak.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SexySnooper7;2220076]I just got back from Top Shelf and let me tell you the girls there are beautiful.

I'm new to this community and was afraid to go but these girls make you feel so relaxed.

Sophia and Kim were working today and you'll definitely have your choice in two beautiful girls.

I chose Sophia since she is new. She's a thicker European Princess. Gorgeous eyes and great personality. The Time flew by that's how much fun we were having.

If your interested in seeing her or Kim I would definitely recommend it.

- Mike.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/late-night-delite-college-hotties-fun-and-sexy-best-rates-ot-21/11185678[/URL][/QUOTE]Imagine that!

We know the drill by now Shill. The more you go the better the experience and be sure to tip generously because the more you tip, well need I say more.

BTW, didn't I see you on the corner the other day with a sign that said -- I Shill for Food.

Buff guy is an equal opportunity ass hole, and I an an equal opportunity dick. We get along just fine.

But Ashley is beautiful, sweet, perfect spinner body and a natural blonde. Mom would have kept her and thrown me out.

C3.

[QUOTE=BackJack;2221208]I damn near cried on the bring her home to mother part. Buffguy needs to ease up on you LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2221183]You spent 2 hours texting me! I don't have a blocking feature on my plan. You texted me from 2 different numbers and YES I kept all the texts (especially where you said you were coming to my house and you gave the wrong address) . Your mentally unstable and I kept them for just this purpose. Again I don't have to send you pics, your not a client or a friend your just bat shit crazy but here's a photo I took with the computer. You still want to go on with this crazyness? Remember savanna I'll be happy to meet you in PUBLIC take the balls to call me (something you didn't do that night even though I called you so you could hear my voice!) Also may I suggest that you stop pissing off provider's,you didn't think that may be a bad idea? After harassing me for 2 hours and now on the bard do you think I would vet you? HELL NO! I would say stay away cause I have personally experienced your nutiness. Guys beware someday this one will snap on an innocent monger and will be far reaching repercussions. Oh and BTW why not back a REAL football team GO VOLS![/QUOTE]The Vols haven't been a real football team since 1998. You must be really old & dried up to remember Tee Martin&.

Company. Savanna may be a little crazy but she's our crazy little bat. You need to learn who is the Queen of Swag & go back to Tampa. If your monthly SS check won't pay for the bus ticket, I'm sure we can get together enough donations!

[QUOTE=BackJack;2221210]See if you spent that time getting Pussy Dreams. You would not be so fucking angry.[/QUOTE]


Not angry, just stating the facts. Looking at my reviews and yours we all know who gets more pussy, ME!

Spank that monkey! WackJack! PattyWack! BackJack!

Good Day Sir!

Bottoms Up! & Having Fun!

Jazak.

[QUOTE=StevePope;2221423]The Vols haven't been a real football team since 1998. You must be really old & dried up to remember Tee Martin&.

Company. Savanna may be a little crazy but she's our crazy little bat. You need to learn who is the Queen of Swag & go back to Tampa. If your monthly SS check won't pay for the bus ticket, I'm sure we can get together enough donations![/QUOTE]I don't receive ss and I'm not from Tampa. And two hours of texts at midnight is not just a little crazy its potentially dangerous. But never mind I have a STRICT policy of not feeding trolls. Good day sir!

[QUOTE=Camera3;2221390]Buff guy is an equal opportunity ass hole, and I an an equal opportunity dick. We get along just fine.

But Ashley is beautiful, sweet, perfect spinner body and a natural blonde. Mom would have kept her and thrown me out.

C3.[/QUOTE]I'll drink to that! (Asshole / Dick).

BG111.