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[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2541314]They really stooped thatnlow that's crazy LOL.
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Damn my post take forever to show up LOL.[/QUOTE]Whassup BTmyMt? This is a problem we ALL have dealt with. It takes 6 months to become a SM and then if you're not a fuck up pain in the ass, like I was, and get your ass spanked by A2 and have your post's deleted, then your posts start going live immediately. Just got to wait your turn. Keep them up Brother. SJ.
Who's reaching out to capture a moment, everyone knows it's Windy. Who's peeking out from under a stairway, calling out a name that's lighter than air. Who's bending down to give me a rainbow, everyone knows it's Windy. And Windy has stormy eyes, that flash at the sound of buys. And Windy has wings that fly above the sky. Everybody knows- it's Windy. Met her on aloha st. About 3 weeks ago. Said she was from college park and related she doesn't come down here very often. Also said she's not like the other girls -she doesn't chase it. Well, well lo and behold she slowly became a princess of the night. She called out my name and off we went.
Tooling down near Jordan street last night but what did I see- a 4' 9" 80# super spinner. Pulled up next to her and she jumps in. " Marty" she shouts, (she always screws up my name). OMG its Erica. She's usually up on 44th. What a huge mistake. She starts her monger groan list. "Marty can I get a cigarette," I get them- while frantically looking for my antacids. "Can I have 2. " Can't find my Tums- bad week to be out of those. I tell her that she's been getting bad reviews on USASG. She says " I don't give a fuck". Oh man here we go. "What's in that cup. " She exclaims. Orange juice I say. "Can I have some" as she drains the cup. I'm getting a headache- my bottle of Ibuprofen is empty- bad time of the month for that. " Marty, let me borrow your make up"- as she grabs my make up tray, (I keep makeup for the girls). Now I know I need a drink- can't find my bottle of JD- damn, not the right week to be out of liquor. Next " Marty can I have one of your dresses" (I keep dresses for the girls). No I say, while scanning my stash spot for an oxycontin pill. Not a good day to be out of pills. Finally I've had enough- I hit the ejection button. (Had a Martin -Baker F-14 Tomcat seat) installed just for this purpose. She flies out of the car and is flung 300' feet in the air, as she is floating down I hear her say -"Marty- you still owe me for this date- mother fucker".
[QUOTE=Montes2;2542006]Tooling down near Jordan street last night but what did I see- a 4' 9" 80# super spinner. Pulled up next to her and she jumps in. " Marty" she shouts, (she always screws up my name). OMG its Erica. She's usually up on 44th. What a huge mistake. She starts her monger groan list. "Marty can I get a cigarette," I get them- while frantically looking for my antacids. "Can I have 2. " Can't find my Tums- bad week to be out of those. I tell her that she's been getting bad reviews on USASG. She says " I don't give a fuck". Oh man here we go. "What's in that cup. " She exclaims. Orange juice I say. "Can I have some" as she drains the cup. I'm getting a headache- my bottle of Ibuprofen is empty- bad time of the month for that. " Marty, let me borrow your make up"- as she grabs my make up tray, (I keep makeup for the girls). Now I know I need a drink- can't find my bottle of JD- damn, not the right week to be out of liquor. Next " Marty can I have one of your dresses" (I keep dresses for the girls). No I say, while scanning my stash spot for an oxycontin pill. Not a good day to be out of pills. Finally I've had enough- I hit the ejection button. (Had a Martin -Baker F-14 Tomcat seat) installed just for this purpose. She flies out of the car and is flung 300' feet in the air, as she is floating down I hear her say -"Marty- you still owe me for this date- mother fucker".[/QUOTE]Hey Brother did she have her purple wig on. She could have used it for a parachute. She is bad news. I always see her around the Racetrac and try to dodge her but she will chase you down. Every time I turn down Jordan there's a fucking cop. Sunday morning around 3 ish I filled up at the 7/11 and pulled onto Jordan as a cute little Latino drifted by and what happens next? A fucking cop with his spotlight on shined it right on her and I stop in the middle of the road and he pulls up to me and asks me what I'm doing and I said I stopped because you had the spot light on and didn't want to interfere with your business and he says move along buddy and I'm like how'd you know my name? Every fucking time anyway that led be back south where I hooked up with Vivian so the story had a happy ending. SJ.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2542006]Tooling down near Jordan street last night but what did I see- a 4' 9" 80# super spinner. Pulled up next to her and she jumps in. " Marty" she shouts, (she always screws up my name). OMG its Erica. She's usually up on 44th. What a huge mistake. She starts her monger groan list. "Marty can I get a cigarette," I get them- while frantically looking for my antacids. "Can I have 2. " Can't find my Tums- bad week to be out of those. I tell her that she's been getting bad reviews on USASG. She says " I don't give a fuck". Oh man here we go. "What's in that cup. " She exclaims. Orange juice I say. "Can I have some" as she drains the cup. I'm getting a headache- my bottle of Ibuprofen is empty- bad time of the month for that. " Marty, let me borrow your make up"- as she grabs my make up tray, (I keep makeup for the girls). Now I know I need a drink- can't find my bottle of JD- damn, not the right week to be out of liquor. Next " Marty can I have one of your dresses" (I keep dresses for the girls). No I say, while scanning my stash spot for an oxycontin pill. Not a good day to be out of pills. Finally I've had enough- I hit the ejection button. (Had a Martin -Baker F-14 Tomcat seat) installed just for this purpose. She flies out of the car and is flung 300' feet in the air, as she is floating down I hear her say -"Marty- you still owe me for this date- mother fucker".[/QUOTE]Erica to Marty " you still owe me for this date- mother fucker".
Ash-a-lay to SFJ " shoot me mother fucker ".
Santa.
[QUOTE=SantaClause;2540946]Yeah this is Vivian that was rated at #3 on Santa's original Top 5 . One of the best BJ's ever that ranks right up there with my All Time Greats. Santa gave Vee extra candy candy canes for her stellar performance. She was a very naughty girl and was treated accordingly. Oh yeah NO Ronald or Wawa napkins needed. DTBBBJCIMWSw. Santa.[/QUOTE]Wow. All those letter strung together -trying to figure this out- what's Santa up to -either that's Santa bragging or may be he's put a code in their he wants us to figure out. Ran the letters thru an app of mine called- deciphering hidden roman numerals- the machine crunched and a surprising number came out- 2025. Hmm what's he up to. After many minutes I had it figured out. He wants us to speculate on what the trail will be like in 2025. I said I'll take a shot at that. So here goes.
Sitting in my living room watching 3-dee porn, I decided to take my hand off my cock- and go for the real thing- on good old Orange Blossom Trail. Spoke into my kiosk -wrapped around my neck and said. Program the car for standard route OBT. The self-driving electric car was now ready for prime time. Got in and arrived on the trail. All the girls have super smart phones now and when their ready- they set their transponders on trick. This sends out a signal as to where they are. Over the last ten years the girls have all switched to the super drug. Flacca. (Which I encountered in South Fla ten years ago.) Flacca turns the girls into Super -Ho's. What is a SSW- their turned on enough to whisper in your ear the whole time your fucking them -your favorite fantasy. Finally drove by blossom park and see that it has been replaced by Joe's HO PARK. And in the front entry way is a bronze statue of Joe. With his hand on his dick and the other hand on his keyboard. HOHOHOHOHOHOH
[QUOTE=SantaClause;2541040]Good reading. " grab some wawa napkins " aha! So it's you that's been taking all the napkins. Pleasa leave some Wawa napkins for Santa LOL. Be careful SC.[/QUOTE]Sure will santa don't want to get a stocking full of coal now LOL.
Be safe brother.
-BMM.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2542219]Wow. All those letter strung together -trying to figure this out- what's Santa up to -either that's Santa bragging or may be he's put a code in their he wants us to figure out. Ran the letters thru an app of mine called- deciphering hidden roman numerals- the machine crunched and a surprising number came out- 2025. Hmm what's he up to. After many minutes I had it figured out. He wants us to speculate on what the trail will be like in 2025. I said I'll take a shot at that. So here goes.
Sitting in my living room watching 3-dee porn, I decided to take my hand off my cock- and go for the real thing- on good old Orange Blossom Trail. Spoke into my kiosk -wrapped around my neck and said. Program the car for standard route OBT. The self-driving electric car was now ready for prime time. Got in and arrived on the trail. All the girls have super smart phones now and when their ready- they set their transponders on trick. This sends out a signal as to where they are. Over the last ten years the girls have all switched to the super drug. Flacca. (Which I encountered in South Fla ten years ago.) Flacca turns the girls into Super -Ho's. What is a SSW- their turned on enough to whisper in your ear the whole time your fucking them -your favorite fantasy. Finally drove by blossom park and see that it has been replaced by Joe's HO PARK. And in the front entry way is a bronze statue of Joe. With his hand on his dick and the other hand on his keyboard. HOHOHOHOHOHOH[/QUOTE]At Joe's HO PARK LOL. Take care. Santa. Ho Ho Ho.
[QUOTE=SantaClause;2542328]At Joe's HO PARK LOL. Take care. Santa. Ho Ho Ho.[/QUOTE]It's also got to have a bronzed bench in front with Michelle sitting on it. Hey does Valerie, thin, light skinned blackish mixed spinner around the Racetrac ring any bells to anyone. Will post back in a bit when I have more time. She was my "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" from last night. SJ.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2541952]Who's reaching out to capture a moment, everyone knows it's Windy. Who's peeking out from under a stairway, calling out a name that's lighter than air. Who's bending down to give me a rainbow, everyone knows it's Windy. And Windy has stormy eyes, that flash at the sound of buys. And Windy has wings that fly above the sky. Everybody knows- it's Windy. Met her on aloha st. About 3 weeks ago. Said she was from college park and related she doesn't come down here very often. Also said she's not like the other girls -she doesn't chase it. Well, well lo and behold she slowly became a princess of the night. She called out my name and off we went.[/QUOTE]Please, please tell me this is the one that used to work at Dizzy World. Mickey fired her for being fucking crazy. If it is, post according so I can tell you a good one. And yes a CRAZY good bbbjwcaohfatasli. SJ.
So I ended up staying Sunday night at the DazeInn so of course I'm hanging around my fave Racetrac where there's always something going on. I see this light skinned thin black or latina spinner with short hair with blondish red streaks and short black shorts lookin good. Then she disappears and I'm like fuck me man, my type even has tats on her thighs. So I hang around the vacuum for about 10 minutes, around 9 ish hadn't been dark too long and I said fuck it so I leave and go to Checkers to get my grub on. Like 5 minutes later she walks up to my door as I'm finishing my food and taps on my window and like "I saw you at the Racetrac" and I'm like NO SHIT, you need a ride right? I'm done eating anyway and she gets in and we drive off and she immediately unzips me and pulls out StrokinJoe Jr. , or SJJr and starts rubbing on him and says "I know what you want" and again I'm like NO SHIT then she says she gives, what, "The Best Blow Job In Orlando". You know how many of them I've had so I ask her how much and she quotes me 50, that's FIFTY checkers and I'm like, are you fucking crazy? That's Wendy from Dizzy World crazy! I countered with 20 and 10 if she swallowed every drop or I would drop her back off and she said ok then I asked her if a room date would be ok since we were 2 blocks away and she said ok but definitely wanted 30 and maybe a little tip if she was "that good" which I agreed. In the room she took her top off and nice little tits, very cute with a few tats on her arms and her name scripted on the side of her neck. Very good and sloppy and wet, but not too deep with lots of ball juggling and CIM with spit in the sink which was ok. I think she actually tried to swallow but started gagging lol. Long story short, probably too late for that, she got 40 checkers from me and walked out of the room when we were done and back down the Trail. Kinda like the old S8 days. Said her name was Valerie to which I responded "NO SHIT, it's on your neck" and she says she's out her all the time. Bbitch I'm out here all the time and I've NEVER seen you. But I wouldn't mind seeing you again. Then I called it a weekend. SJ.
[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2542512]So I ended up staying Sunday night at the DazeInn so of course I'm hanging around my fave Racetrac where there's always something going on. I see this light skinned thin black or latina spinner with short hair with blondish red streaks and short black shorts lookin good. Then she disappears and I'm like fuck me man, my type even has tats on her thighs. So I hang around the vacuum for about 10 minutes, around 9 ish hadn't been dark too long and I said fuck it so I leave and go to Checkers to get my grub on. Like 5 minutes later she walks up to my door as I'm finishing my food and taps on my window and like "I saw you at the Racetrac" and I'm like NO SHIT, you need a ride right? I'm done eating anyway and she gets in and we drive off and she immediately unzips me and pulls out StrokinJoe Jr. , or SJJr and starts rubbing on him and says "I know what you want" and again I'm like NO SHIT then she says she gives, what, "The Best Blow Job In Orlando". You know how many of them I've had so I ask her how much and she quotes me 50, that's FIFTY checkers and I'm like, are you fucking crazy? That's Wendy from Dizzy World crazy! I countered with 20 and 10 if she swallowed every drop or I would drop her back off and she said ok then I asked her if a room date would be ok since we were 2 blocks away and she said ok but definitely wanted 30 and maybe a little tip if she was "that good" which I agreed. In the room she took her top off and nice little tits, very cute with a few tats on her arms and her name scripted on the side of her neck. Very good and sloppy and wet, but not too deep with lots of ball juggling and CIM with spit in the sink which was ok. I think she actually tried to swallow but started gagging lol. Long story short, probably too late for that, she got 40 checkers from me and walked out of the room when we were done and back down the Trail. Kinda like the old S8 days. Said her name was Valerie to which I responded "NO SHIT, it's on your neck" and she says she's out her all the time. Bbitch I'm out here all the time and I've NEVER seen you. But I wouldn't mind seeing you again. Then I called it a weekend. SJ.[/QUOTE]Yeah but is she a fuckin Top 5 contender? Ho Ho Ho.
[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2541933]The Jessica I speak of is one that has been around for years. She'll look like and angel then 3 months later scare the hell out of you and then disappear for a while then be back and start all over again. I posted on her for Valentines Day I think the post was Feb 15th and I put up a couple of pics, and this was when she was looking good. She was top notch competition for any of the girls in The Quadrant at that period of time and unbelievable deep throat and FS. I wouldn't touch her the way she looks now. I also saw the blonde hottie a few times. She almost always wears a tank top and has lots of tats, nice body, never met her though. And also was Michelle The Baggage Handler sleeping in front of the Sunoco Saturday night. I would love to see some White Knight come rescue her. I don't know if Viv has tats on her belly but she is very pretty and has a tramp stamp with black and red if I remember correctly. She had on jeans and a top and wasn't showing much skin, BUT SHE WILL! Take care. SJ.[/QUOTE]Yea I saw the pics of jessica its not the one I dreamt about. And that hot Blondie with the tattoos on her lower stomache I need to see what she's about LOL.
[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2542437]Please, please tell me this is the one that used to work at Dizzy World. Mickey fired her for being fucking crazy. If it is, post according so I can tell you a good one. And yes a CRAZY good bbbjwcaohfatasli. SJ.[/QUOTE]Hey SJ.
I can't be bothered trying to figure this one out. WTF Is bbbjwcaohfatasli. ?
Take care. Santa.
[QUOTE=SantaClause;2543103]Hey SJ.
I can't be bothered trying to figure this one out. WTF Is bbbjwcaohfatasli. ?
Take care. Santa.[/QUOTE]Bare Back Blow JOE With Cum All Over Her Face And Tits As She Licked It? Just a,stab in the Wawa napkin.