Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=VikingPride;6353291]Didn't think to take a photo but this streetwalker looked exactly like Kate Upton so picture that. Her height was 5'11 and weighed (according to the scale I keep in my car) a slim 141 pounds. Her body had the smoothest softest skin with absolutely no scabs, needle or surgery scars, or baby or body marks. Her face was as beautiful as the sun itself, a piece of art work like a Rembrandt, or the Mona Lisa. Just perfect. A streetwalker angel. Her teeth were sparkling white and all were present with no black rot no dentures and in perfect line. She smelled of roses and of fresh mahogany. She was the most friendly, most honest gal I have ever met. She genuinely seemed like she was in love with me. Love at first sight I guess. I left money all over the car and my wallet in the open and not a dollar was taken. After conversing for hours with her after the deed I came to find out she was a Harvard graduate, a very motivated confident business women, a hell of a cook, and a Gemini. Gee Whiz![/QUOTE]VP you sir didn't scoop a SW you picked up a unicorn. We need to capture her and study her, so we can figure out how to replicate her on a grand scale LOL.

[QUOTE=Incredulous411;6352770]Except mostly the only info people post about SW is the service. I know there are many of us that are selective and would like better info to know if it's actually worth the risk and time to drive around. For me, I'm not about to drive amongst those crazy fucking drivers or LEO or some chic that looks ok with cloths on just to find out she's gross or extra crazy.

Things like:

Photos.

Height.

Weight.

Body condition.

Face condition.

Teeth.

Hygiene.[/QUOTE]This might have been nice 5 or so years ago. But FYI the streets (and prostituting in general) have pretty much diminished to poverty levels. The only girls still trickin are either old timers say 40+ women because that's all they know or homeless women who burnt all their bridges with their folks.

Believe it or not there was a time when you could go out there and find whatever you liked for a dub. Now since Covid is over if things don't turn up this summer going into next year I would officially say the Ss loop is done. I've dated a few of "Kate Upton" out their. Young tall blonde pretty face with Tripple ds and a sweet personality. At this point I'm just glad I was apart of the scene at the time.

All you see now is drugged out ugly homeless women. I venture out their monthly since Covid and haven't seen a single girl to write home about. It's either a fat sloppy or a dangerous underweight women. Once in a while I might see something ok but 10 years ago it would have been considered bottom of the barrel untouchable status.

Hate to say it but it might be time to find a new hobby.

Does anyone have any info on a SW, usually around 20 and nat in the midnight hours? White, longer brown hair? Looks very slender, 5'10 or so? Hard to tell at night from a car.

Any info appreciated.

Be safe fellas.

Like others, at times my mind wanders into a daydream with Maria on 7 and Linc. 36 y / o. Very friendly. No complaining or constant upcharge. Dark brown hair. 5'5. Not bad looking for a SW. Big mole on her cheek. Body has a little past baby damage, but not all scabbed or scared up. Not yet. Smaller chest. I am horrible with guessing weight, maybe 140? Covered FS, BBBJ, multiple positions, cim. At least that's what I would imagine.

Stay safe fellas.

I had an out of body experience on the north side at 34th and Lisbon. A petite BSW saw me floating in midair and decided to join me. She had lighter skin, tiny tits, and a long blonde wig. Her teeth were nice and she was friendly / attractive. Smelled like heavy cigarette smoke, probably 30 yo.

She levitated beside me and did a LEO check. I explained that was actually illegal. But anyway we agreed CBJ for. 2 then. 1 after. We drifted somewhere quiet and she seemed super paranoid about a car driving far off in the distance. I put my coat on then she asked if it was used and wanted me to put on her coat instead. She tried to mouth it on me, but I was like no and opened up another of my own.

I was worried about her teeth but she knew her trade well. Unrushed finish and fine with no hands. Got her name and number, Tatiana. I'd say 6/10 overall (point added for me getting out alive at night), and I will probably try FS with her based on the body.

[QUOTE=Unsettled;6357366]I had an out of body experience on the north side at 34th and Lisbon. A petite BSW saw me floating in midair and decided to join me. She had lighter skin, tiny tits, and a long blonde wig. Her teeth were nice and she was friendly / attractive. Smelled like heavy cigarette smoke, probably 30 yo.

She levitated beside me and did a LEO check. I explained that was actually illegal. But anyway we agreed CBJ for. 2 then. 1 after. We drifted somewhere quiet and she seemed super paranoid about a car driving far off in the distance. I put my coat on then she asked if it was used and wanted me to put on her coat instead. She tried to mouth it on me, but I was like no and opened up another of my own.

I was worried about her teeth but she knew her trade well. Unrushed finish and fine with no hands. Got her name and number, Tatiana. I'd say 6/10 overall (point added for me getting out alive at night), and I will probably try FS with her based on the body.[/QUOTE]I hate to tell you this, but that is a tyranny. She / it jumped in my car last summer and ended up stealing my keys when I figured out what she was. Cost me about 400 for towing and such.

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;6357890]I hate to tell you this, but that is a tyranny. She / it jumped in my car last summer and ended up stealing my keys when I figured out what she was. Cost me about 400 for towing and such.[/QUOTE]Unclear on what the "LEO check" was all about. Or is "it" a full-conversion tranny? That's some scary shit!

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;6357890]I hate to tell you this, but that is a tyranny. She / it jumped in my car last summer and ended up stealing my keys when I figured out what she was. Cost me about 400 for towing and such.[/QUOTE]Yikes, I guess FS is out of the question then. My defense is it was dark and they looked and sounded legit. All things considered the head was still good.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;6358738]Unclear on what the "LEO check" was all about. Or is "it" a full-conversion tranny? That's some scary shit![/QUOTE]They did a check on me and I didn't check them back. Sometimes I do, but didn't this time. Honestly I don't always want to see things that I can't unsee which will harm the experience. In this case it sounds like it would have been dangerous checking.

Don't sweat it. It's all good. This is what sharing info is all about. You had an experience and someone shined a weird light light on it. I once had the same encounter with with someone I was certain was an attractive female but I discovered my mistake after the fact. Now we all know and have learned about. You shared a name and location and we were enlightened to your plight. I'd rather see a report like this than none at all.

[QUOTE=Unsettled;6358777]Yikes, I guess FS is out of the question then. My defense is it was dark and they looked and sounded legit. All things considered the head was still good.

They did a check on me and I didn't check them back. Sometimes I do, but didn't this time. Honestly I don't always want to see things that I can't unsee which will harm the experience. In this case it sounds like it would have been dangerous checking.[/QUOTE].

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I avoided Angie last night. Was looking ok around 7 or 8. Circle back and I recall to be careful. Sure enough it's Angie. I drove off And checked here to see she's no good with the BF crap.

Nothing else out last night. Some bigger ladies. And then I think Jill but was hoping to see something else. Was gone by the next time around. Really miss the days of Ellie, myah and definitely miss Callie lately.

I had a dream last night. Here are its contents:

I came into town a few nights ago and rented a motel room. After some other activity around town, I made my way to Silver City. I started out at 27th & National at around midnight, and immediately saw a prostitute on the Walgreen's corner, making her way south. I made a you-turn one block south of National, and met her at the driveway to Walgreen's. It was that black hooker who has a gap between her two front, top teeth, and the longest tongue I've ever seen: bright pink, with a sharp tip that come3's down to the bottom of her chin. I've had her twice, and she is crazy, and both times sucked me for under ten minutes and didn't make me cum, so I passed on her this time, but just barely. Also, a cop passed by us while we were talking through my driver's window. Neither of us gave a shit, but kept on talking. With no contraband on me, I can do things like that.

I then drove through the parking lot, and out onto 26th Street, where I hung a right. At the stop sign, I spotted another black slore, walking northbound on the west sidewalk of 26th Street. I rolled down my window and said, "Hey!" She replied in kind. I hung a right and pulled over. She walked up and was a young, attractive black lady. I let her in and asked her her name. She said, "Ariel"! I was thrilled, as I'd had her thrice in 2021, but turned her down since; but those were good times with her, and you never know how it's going to be with black ladies from National Avenue. The three times I'd had her, I'd picked her up on Greenfield. So, mouth check, money agreement, geographic location agreement, and off to the races we went! 20. She gave me a good blow job. I really enjoyed watching her black face suck my white cock under the streetlight of night. She took her time and built me up, just like each time I'd had her previously. It's so nice that Ariel is not in a hurry. By and by, this rascal's adroit techniques triggered my sperm ducts, and out came a torrent of the precious fluid! I'd forgotten that Ariel doesn't catch, as she didn't admonish me such this time, but quickly remembered when, after a couple of spurts, she reeled while continuing to pump me off onto her angelic hand. Ah. Release. 10. That's just what I needed. Not a bad catch for one minute of cruising. I went back to the motel satisfied, and went to sleep.

I got up the next day with a full sack of sperm to shoot into various mouths. With all of my other activities in town, though, I didn't hit the loop until the evening.

I arrived at around 7:00 and got to cruising, back-and-forth on all three streets. At around 8:00 I found Lola on the sidewalk by that empty lot across from the gas station on 19th & National. Mouth check. Took her to my spot. 20. Around 15 minutes of sucking, and then she quit. I hadn't shot, but she had worked hard, so unsolicited I said that I'll meet her half-way on the tip and gave her 5. Prior to the blow job, I had received a goodnight call from my kids. I admonished Lola to be silent, which she was. A minute after the call ended, while we were talking, she started crying. She said that the phone call made her cry, because she misses her kids. I rubbed her back and spoke gently to her, trying to comfort her. Her crying quickly subsided. I told her that I'll give her a free ride to Racine to see one of her kids, and free testimony and non-legal advice in family court. On the way back after the date, she was so apathetic about getting my phone number that she never even put it into her phone and was very nonchalant about it. You can lead a donkey to the oasis, but you can't make her drink.

At around 10:00 I found what I thought was perhaps Becca, but turned out to be Marisol! Holy shit! Well, I picked her up, and she was willing but extremely averse to the idea of coming all the way out to my spot. She offered to let me keep the money until after the deed if I stay in the area. All I offered was something 8 blocks closer. She accepted. We got there, parked, and right before inserting my penis into her mouth, she looked at me and said sternly, "You have the money?" I said, "Yes. " So, she sucked me for probably just under ten minutes. She was discontent throughout, and even stopped at one point, probably 6 or 7 minutes in, but I got her to resume. She was using a fine technique which eventually caused my sperm to boil. In fact, it felt so good that at one point, I could no longer control myself, and the sperm came shooting out of my cock and into Mari's adroit and thuggish mouth. Heaven! She removed my cock right after it started squirting, but kept her head down there as if to hide the fact that she's pumping it all over me instead of into her mouth. Oh, well. It feels good to shoot, whether in a mouth, pussy, or into the cool night air. I got hard while typing this. Wow. And I already shot a load six hours ago. I digress. I finally conquered the most dangerous hooker in all of Milwaukee's south side. It feels fucking great! You know how when you have a fear of something, the only way to stop being afraid is to conquer your fear? Well, Mari and I connected for the first time- second date, but the first was a complete dud, a little over a year ago- and it feels so great to have conquered my fear! She and I made beautiful music together for those 8-to-10 minutes. Eventually, in order to make total and complete conquest over her, I plan on planting one in her womb; but for now I am just happy that I shot into her mouth. I had just started to clean up the huge mess of sperm all over my thighs, genitals, and pubic hair, when Mari sternly said, "Can you pay me before you clean up?" I said "Sure," and with unclean hands I dug out the 30 and handed it to her. Her thuggish vibe cooled down, she now became anxious to leave and get her drugs. With her shifting around nervously, I cleaned up as quickly as I could and headed back. On the way back, I asked her whether she likes to fuck or suck more. She said, "suck", and happily chirped, "I'm a sucka". At one point, she jubilantly exclaimed, "Woah, I have a piece of cum in my hair!" I quipped, "That comes with the profession," and we chuckled. She had me drop her off at the notorious drug apartment building on 21st and I won't say which street because I know that the police read these posts. On that subject, let's cut the police some slack. They need their dicks sucked too, so they appreciate having the hookers around. And hey, a minority of female officers get their pussies licked too. Slores are what make the world go round. The police do a much better job, and are much more fair to people, when their needs have been met. A world in which male and female officers alike are roaming about with sexual frustration built up is a scary world that I don't ever want to see. I like the officers how they are now: calm, collected, and happy. Like Erika of the Holy Trinity, I advocate for a fair and equitable world for everyone.

Hookers Are Life.

Body Shopper, signing off.

[QUOTE=ATW2020;6360270]I avoided Angie last night. Was looking ok around 7 or 8. Circle back and I recall to be careful. Sure enough it's Angie. I drove off And checked here to see she's no good with the BF crap.

Nothing else out last night. Some bigger ladies. And then I think Jill but was hoping to see something else. Was gone by the next time around. Really miss the days of Ellie, myah and definitely miss Callie lately.[/QUOTE]I would like to add one more point. It was reported that she has someone snapping pictures of cars when guys pick her up. I have noticed there was always a vehicle running just slightly north of the alley on whatever street she was perched. The motor is always running and sometimes the fool has his headlights on. It was enough to cause me to drive away. Just a thought and keep your eyes open. Its always best to fight another day.

[QUOTE=Unsettled;6358777]Yikes, I guess FS is out of the question then. My defense is it was dark and they looked and sounded legit. All things considered the head was still good.

They did a check on me and I didn't check them back. Sometimes I do, but didn't this time. Honestly I don't always want to see things that I can't unsee which will harm the experience. In this case it sounds like it would have been dangerous checking.[/QUOTE]I'd like to think I'm not easily fooled, but FUCK! So I'm at my friend's house. She's crazier than a bedbug on a hotplate, but I love her to death. She always has something or someone interesting at her place. That night it was a tall, good looking babe in hotpants (okay, hotpants go back to the 70's, but I'm fucked if I know what to call them these days). The babe is very pretty with shapely muscular legs. We talk briefly of websites, porn, and a possible working relationship where I'll do her site for her. She finishes smoking her crack and leaves. Pearl, my friend, tells me that "SHE" is a tranny, and has a huge cock. Where the hell do you put a huge cock in a pair of hotpants so that it isn't visible? Even Pearl didn't know, but said she's seen it and it's a fucking boa constrictor. And I thought I was good at spotting the phonies.

Coochie (Easily fooled after all) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6360590]I'd like to think I'm not easily fooled, but FUCK! So I'm at my friend's house. She's crazier than a bedbug on a hotplate, but I love her to death. She always has something or someone interesting at her place. That night it was a tall, good looking babe in hotpants (okay, hotpants go back to the 70's, but I'm fucked if I know what to call them these days). The babe is very pretty with shapely muscular legs. We talk briefly of websites, porn, and a possible working relationship where I'll do her site for her. She finishes smoking her crack and leaves. Pearl, my friend, tells me that "SHE" is a tranny, and has a huge cock. Where the hell do you put a huge cock in a pair of hotpants so that it isn't visible? Even Pearl didn't know, but said she's seen it and it's a fucking boa constrictor. And I thought I was good at spotting the phonies.

Coochie (Easily fooled after all) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]I learned long ago (from the experience a friend had in San Diego right after finishing advanced combat training) that you never, ever assume that "she" is a girl until you see what kind of equipment they have. I've dodged a few bullets thanks to hom. Some of those girls that are really guys can look far better that most real girls. Impossible to tell sometimes. Some of them tape thier disk into thier crotch and even in a bikini you can't tell.