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[QUOTE=Smoke Screen;1781882]But before you lick it, it's always best to sniff it first. Nothing worse than trying to eat Candy that isn't fresh, yuk.[/QUOTE]

You should always: 1. Do the Dip Stick Test. Finger to Fish bowl then
2. Finger to nose for a quick freshness check. Then
3. Then if all clear, go for the Y direct sniff check.
Sucks to get to the Y sniff Check and find it's less than fresh. Hard to back off at that point. But I will!!
Worst sniff check to date was Jessel at 725. Didn't even get past step 1.
Must have been a bad day tho left happy anyway.

Happy sniffing

[QUOTE=Muddy53; 1782487]You should always: 1. Do the Dip Stick Test. Finger to Fish bowl then

2. Finger to nose for a quick freshness check. Then.

3. Then if all clear, go for the Y direct sniff check.

Sucks to get to the Y sniff Check and find it's less than fresh. Hard to back off at that point. But I will!

Worst sniff check to date was Jessel at 725. Didn't even get past step 1.

Must have been a bad day tho left happy anyway.

Happy sniffing[/QUOTE]Dogs got a sensitive sniffer. He can smell a bad clam from a distance.

No need to ruin the digits for the rest of the day with stank.

Nothing worse than a smelly clam.

Argh

[QUOTE=Muddy53; 1782487]You should always: 1. Do the Dip Stick Test. Finger to Fish bowl then

2. Finger to nose for a quick freshness check. Then.

3. Then if all clear, go for the Y direct sniff check.

Sucks to get to the Y sniff Check and find it's less than fresh. Hard to back off at that point. But I will!

Worst sniff check to date was Jessel at 725. Didn't even get past step 1.

Must have been a bad day tho left happy anyway.

Happy sniffing[/QUOTE]I am wondering how this will be done with most providers, since in my years of visiting different places and different girls, the majority of the FS providers won't allow rigid finger digits anywhere near the cookie jar; and most certainly, not IN it.

And: if a sample IS able to be taken, how does one do the test without it being blatently obvious to her what you are doing?

But: it is my finding over the years, that the better FS places have providers that take care of themselves in that area very well. I've had providers that have excused themselves before my session to shower first (time starts when they return,) or ask if it's OK to take a shower with me, so they will be fresh for our journey together to bliss-land.

[QUOTE=BigBadDog69; 1782524]Dogs got a sensitive sniffer. He can smell a bad clam from a distance.

No need to ruin the digits for the rest of the day with stank.

Nothing worse than a smelly clam.

Argh[/QUOTE]We all know that dogs have a superior sense of smell to human mongers. And no doubt, you can smell a clam from a distance. No argument there.

But, we also know that dogs eat day-old (or older food,) and rummage thru trash cans to get food.

Does Dog do this, or has Dog been to obedience school?

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1782832]We all know that dogs have a superior sense of smell to human mongers. And no doubt, you can smell a clam from a distance. No argument there.

But, we also know that dogs eat day-old (or older food,) and rummage thru trash cans to get food.

Does Dog do this, or has Dog been to obedience school?[/QUOTE]No scraps for Dog, Rei. Only prime kitty. Dog has been to the school of fine art of kitty eating.

Can smell a bad kitty from 50 feet. Loof like Dino running the other way.

I'm just thinking I may open my own cathouse.

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1782827]I am wondering how this will be done with most providers, since in my years of visiting different places and different girls, the majority of the FS providers won't allow rigid finger digits anywhere near the cookie jar; and most certainly, not IN it.

And: if a sample IS able to be taken, how does one do the test without it being blatently obvious to her what you are doing?

But: it is my finding over the years, that the better FS places have providers that take care of themselves in that area very well. I've had providers that have excused themselves before my session to shower first (time starts when they return,) or ask if it's OK to take a shower with me, so they will be fresh for our journey together to bliss-land.[/QUOTE]It's been my experience that the Asians tend to be cleaner than (and it hurts to say this) the American women. Even after they have been used and abused all day and half the night, they still come out smelling as fresh as can be.

I haven't yet had a provider ask if it's ok to shower with me before the session, but I'm waiting for the opportunity. I have had a few shower with me after the session, still fun, but more fun before the session.

Hello,

I'll be travel to by RI and I wish to stop for some massage. Can any body tell me witch of the spa is full service?

Thank you for any help.

[QUOTE=Smoke Screen; 1782957]It's been my experience that the Asians tend to be cleaner than (and it hurts to say this) the American women. Even after they have been used and abused all day and half the night, they still come out smelling as fresh as can be.

I haven't yet had a provider ask if it's ok to shower with me before the session, but I'm waiting for the opportunity. I have had a few shower with me after the session, still fun, but more fun before the session.[/QUOTE]Totally agree with you Smoke. Asians are cleaner than their American counterparts. I am all for women from other countries like Asian and South America.

I have not had a bad one yet. On the other hand, some of the Americans are like low tide on a hot summer day.

Anybody know the current line-up at One-Spa. Looking for natural top and DATY.

Bigstar1

[QUOTE=Wolfik; 1782979]Hello,

I'll be travel to by RI and I wish to stop for some massage. Can any body tell me witch of the spa is full service?

Thank you for any help.[/QUOTE]Wolf,

Forget RI head south to DC, bring lots of Lube!

RL

[QUOTE=Wolfik; 1782979]Hello,

I'll be travel to by RI and I wish to stop for some massage. Can any body tell me witch of the spa is full service?

Thank you for any help.[/QUOTE]I would suggest driving around until you find a sign that says FULL SERVICE while you be travel for some massage.

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1782827]I am wondering how this will be done with most providers, since in my years of visiting different places and different girls, the majority of the FS providers won't allow rigid finger digits anywhere near the cookie jar; and most certainly, not IN it.

And: if a sample IS able to be taken, how does one do the test without it being blatently obvious to her what you are doing?

But: it is my finding over the years, that the better FS places have providers that take care of themselves in that area very well. I've had providers that have excused themselves before my session to shower first (time starts when they return,) or ask if it's OK to take a shower with me, so they will be fresh for our journey together to bliss-land.[/QUOTE]In my experience, some won't allow the finger in the Cookie Jar but most will allow an external wag. I always get an adequate sample from a quick wag of the external clam. Never been let down yet, very accurate. JMHO If it's obvious to her what your doing you'll just have to do what you got to do. Never been caught yet! Better than eating a bad Clam.

As for the American vs. Asian cleanliness, I'd have to say it's a rare day an Asian has an offensive smell, wish I could say the same for the locals.

In my prior post I mentioned my last negative experience at 725 with Jezzell. It was so bad I could smell it from a distance. I can't for the life of me understand how she didn't smell it? I'd only allow her to use her Oral Skills. Haven't been back to her since. Hope she's eating her yogurt.

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[QUOTE=Muddy53; 1783335]In my experience, some won't allow the finger in the Cookie Jar but most will allow an external wag. I always get an adequate sample from a quick wag of the external clam. Never been let down yet, very accurate. JMHO If it's obvious to her what your doing you'll just have to do what you got to do. Never been caught yet! Better than eating a bad Clam.

As for the American vs. Asian cleanliness, I'd have to say it's a rare day an Asian has an offensive smell, wish I could say the same for the locals.

In my prior post I mentioned my last negative experience at 725 with Jezzell. It was so bad I could smell it from a distance. I can't for the life of me understand how she didn't smell it? I'd only allow her to use her Oral Skills. Haven't been back to her since. Hope she's eating her yogurt.

'[/QUOTE]That's surprising, as I've seen Jezelle many times and never had that experience. She's one of my favorites, in fact. I would imagine any girl can have a bad day every now and then.

Saw Azaria awhile back when she was working with Izabella out of Pawtucket. Picks are dead accurate; tattoos match. She is drop dead gorgeous and gives an average massage at best with ZERO teasing. It was 120 for the hour. At the end I inquired about extras and it was 200 for topless with HJ. I got up off the table, got dressed, thanked her and as I was leaving she "ahemmed" me about a tip. I told her that 120 for hour is MORE than the going rate for a legit massage from anyone and I was not going to pony up another dime. Towards the end she was getting calls from Izabella as she had a client coming for a massage. On the way out I ran into the gent going to see Izabella and told him my story; he got in his car and left.

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Poster's age: 28.

• Location:, Providence.

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[QUOTE=Brent01; 1783480]Saw Azaria awhile back when she was working with Izabella out of Pawtucket. Picks are dead accurate; tattoos match. She is drop dead gorgeous and gives an average massage at best with ZERO teasing. It was 120 for the hour. At the end I inquired about extras and it was 200 for topless with HJ. I got up off the table, got dressed, thanked her and as I was leaving she "ahemmed" me about a tip. I told her that 120 for hour is MORE than the going rate for a legit massage from anyone and I was not going to pony up another dime. Towards the end she was getting calls from Izabella as she had a client coming for a massage. On the way out I ran into the gent going to see Izabella and told him my story; he got in his car and left.

[url]http://providence.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-get-your-erotic-massage-and-fetishes-by-me-azaria-28/3533677[/url]

Come get an erotic relaxing massage with me. Let me relax you after a long days work.

Also do fetishes upon request.

Call to set an appointment &128139; 401-440-8176 &128139;

Azaria Zolie.

Poster's age: 28.

• Location:, Providence.

• Post ID: 3533677 providence[/QUOTE]THANK YOU very much for posting this report. You save me time and money. She is gorgeous and her pics look great and I was literally moments away from an appt.