Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TheRealBigMeek;3413708]Hey guys, this isn't my first post. I deciphered the palindrome a couple weeks ago but I'd really like to make it to SoHo and H. Can someone help me out and PM me?[/QUOTE]Soho is closed.

[QUOTE=Indiguy;3412310]And to think I had never thought that a CRACK! across an unsuspecting butt would have anything but encouraging results.[/QUOTE]That's what I thought!

[QUOTE=NiteView;3410289]Sorry could not remember the name. I will remember not to do that. How much further have you gotten with her? I did not want o push my luck the first time.

Thanks NV.[/QUOTE]No worries! Not that far but still have fun trying each time!

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;3413973]Soho is closed.[/QUOTE]I was just there 2 days ago. Has it closed since then?

[QUOTE=Monsignor;3414112]I was just there 2 days ago. Has it closed since then?[/QUOTE]I went like two weeks ago. Still best to KC?

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;3414193]I went like two weeks ago. Still best to KC?[/QUOTE]Sorry, still next to KC?

With oral finish around Not looking for FS just a good old fashioned American "plumber". LOL PM if you can help Tried Wendys, the haircut lady and Amy NO DICE on the "piple" cleaner. Mack.

There is a new AMP in the Columbus area. Has anyone toftt yet?

[QUOTE=Johnny42;3414353]There is a new AMP in the Columbus area. Has anyone toftt yet?[/QUOTE]I visited yesterday. I went in for a half hour but staid for the hour. It was totally legit. All draped. I stayed for the hour because the massage was that good. It has only been open for 2 weeks. Maybe things will change one the new shine wears off.

What do you guys think is the best AMP spot? I feel like I should take a trip up the yellow brick road today unless you mongers can point me in a better direction.

[QUOTE=BigMack;3414281]With oral finish around Not looking for FS just a good old fashioned American "plumber". LOL PM if you can help Tried Wendys, the haircut lady and Amy NO DICE on the "piple" cleaner. Mack.[/QUOTE]Lots of choices south of the Ohio river.

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;3414954]Lots of choices south of the Ohio river.[/QUOTE]Maybe a PM with some suggestions might be in order on your part but would prefer to stay local for now and support our local ladies.

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;3414262]Sorry, still next to KC?[/QUOTE]I don't know what KC is. Soho=satisfied. I was there on Wednesday; Rose was my provider.

Hi all,

After an afternoon grinding away at Carb day and then getting shot down, I decided to stop in at the Knights who say Ni on the northwest side. I largely stopped there because it was somewhat on the way home. Paid. 4 for half hour. I value body much more than looks, so I was pretty happy with the masseuse, but I have a feeling most would rate her around a 5 or 6.

The massage was good and it went the full half hour. It had some some sensual hints--grazing of the boys, some decent time spend on the backside, etc. , but in the end, she was adamant that I self serve. I wasn't inclined to do so, so I tipped. 1 and left. After all, it was a good massage. OTC roaming was allowed, but I only tried a few pats on her backside.

Sorry guys, after a day full of sun and drink, I don't remember any names.

Still amped up (no pun intended), I headed north to pray with Angels for a better experience. I paid. 5 for half hour. The gal is tall and is a spinner--just what the doctor ordered. I speculate most would rate her around a 5 looks-wise. The massage was decent while lying face down. Upon the flip she went right to work without asking any questions. When I asked about additional activities, she quickly declined. She allowed some OTC roaming but did not allow any roaming in the front. She initially employed the jackhammer method, so I asked her to slow down. It took awhile, and I heard her sigh. Since it was closing time, I buckled down and started really concentrating. After completion, she said, "shoot too much. Shoot too much", which got us both laughing. She cleaned me up and gave me a water. I think she pulled the sheets as I was walking out. I tipped .5.

Stay safe!

Visiting for the race I had posted on 5/27 asking for help sending me info on the codes or PM me on a parlor, but no one replied.

Regardless I want to share a weird experience I had at a parlor on S. E Street. If you want name of it PM me. My buddy and I went together, which I know can scare them, but we think they thought we were LEO. Both left their doors open about 10 inches, wanted know where we were from, had we been there, etc same old questions. We did have put off state plates on vehicle.

After few minutes I did not hear anyone come in but she left the room, came back and said had get more oil. Then about 10 minutes later I hear the door, she leaves again, comes back and said " oh that was the owner he will be here for awhile."

All the time she is leaving door open again about 10 inches. I test her out trying to rub her leg, she says "oh no you be good man" she then leaves room and comes back so by this time I'm determined to put her to the test. I grab a handful of ass and she jumps back says, "you not good man-you be good man" determined I roll over on my back and she puts towel on me immediately.

I take it off, and rub my dick up and down and smile, she immediately leaves room again and comes back and tells me "no towel me can't give you massage. " I said fine give me back half my money and I will leave, she acts like can't understand me. So I say hell with it, put my clothes on and go outside to wait on my friend. Outside the front door was Asian man looking over our car, looking me over up and down, I spoke to him and he did not say anything. My friend soon comes out, we get in car and the guy is watching us very closely. My friend said his lady would not let him touch her, and she left room couple times that mine did so they must have been getting instructions on playing it safe.

Wasted money but learning experience for us, don't go to massage parlor together. Scares them.