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[QUOTE=WiDaddy;5281158]Anyone got the lowdown on Monica? Worth seeing? Goods and bads?

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/monica-busty-wet-horny-girl-re/730711128443[/URL][/QUOTE]Someone reported on her relatively recently. Just search for Monica? I met her briefly and walked away. I felt too much dissonance between her profile pics and the girl who opened the door. She looked completely unkempt, like she'd been sleeping in a hamper full of dirty clothes for a week. I was just like, "Fuck this noise" and walked away.

[QUOTE=WiDaddy;5281158]Anyone got the lowdown on Monica? Worth seeing? Goods and bads?

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/monica-busty-wet-horny-girl-re/730711128443[/URL][/QUOTE]Looks good, if she's not fake. I'd definitely hit that.

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[QUOTE=IronMan2019;5281190]Looks good, if she's not fake. I'd definitely hit that.

I M.[/QUOTE]She's real, will send verification pics and open to negotiation and 3 sums (MMF).

Someone reviewed her in Feb.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?9363-Escort-Reports&p=5207923&highlight=Monica[/URL]#post5207923.

[QUOTE=DanMadison;5281230]She's real, will send verification pics and open to negotiation and 3 sums (MMF).

Someone reviewed her in Feb.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?9363-Escort-Reports&p=5207923&highlight=Monica[/URL]#post5207923.[/QUOTE]The forum software needs a little help parsing its own links:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?9363-Escort-Reports&p=5207923&highlight=Monica#post5207923[/URL]

[QUOTE=WiDaddy;5281158]Anyone got the lowdown on Monica? Worth seeing? Goods and bads?

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/monica-busty-wet-horny-girl-re/730711128443[/URL][/QUOTE]Thought I would give Monica a try since it sounded pretty good. Set something up. Drove to her apartment south of Madison. Seemed good. She met me at the door in a robe. Face pretty withdrawn and somewhat ghostly. As she was walking up the stairs and to her apartment she was writing in a notebook while holding her phone, the WHOLE time. Thought that was odd. She seemed really skinny and feet pointed in. Already started to become uneasy. Entered the apartment. Really smoky. Ugh. Two bedroom doors shut with either people in them or TV on? Mattress in the mostly dark living room. Spidey senses started kicking in and I said I forgot my money in my car and I would be right back. Texted her as I was driving away. She texted back an apology. Then about 5 minutes later she text me "when is your ETA?" Huh? Clearly high. Might be some of y'alls thing but not mine!

Hey guys. Is she real? [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/hotel-house-fun-also-available/421574730686[/URL].

Anyone know of a solid provider who has Greek on the menu.

[QUOTE=LilDuk;5281754]Hey guys. Is she real? [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/hotel-house-fun-also-available/421574730686[/URL].[/QUOTE]Guarantee you she is not. One, scorching hit for $200/ hr? Two, wants half up front. If you pay, you'll never hear from her again.

[QUOTE=HeywoodJablow;5281780]Guarantee you she is not. One, scorching hit for $200/ hr? Two, wants half up front. If you pay, you'll never hear from her again.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads-up.

[QUOTE=HeywoodJablow;5281780]Guarantee you she is not. One, scorching hit for $200/ hr? Two, wants half up front. If you pay, you'll never hear from her again.[/QUOTE]I agree with HeywoodJablow on this one, for sure.

[QUOTE=WiDaddy;5281837]I agree with HeywoodJablow on this one, for sure.[/QUOTE]Phone number is Massachusetts, rates are weird, lots of misspellings, only takes CashApp, wants half up front. That's a lot of red flags.

Almost anyone advertising knows how to get a TextNow or FreeText 608 number. Otherwise, if it's not a Wisconsin area code (414,262, 920,715), Rockford (815), or Dubuque (563), they're a hard pass for me.

[QUOTE=LilDuk;5281754]Hey guys. Is she real? [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/hotel-house-fun-also-available/421574730686[/URL].[/QUOTE]If you even have to ask you need more experience in the game. City isn't even listed.

[QUOTE=LilDuk;5281754]Hey guys. Is she real? [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/hotel-house-fun-also-available/421574730686[/URL].[/QUOTE]Welcome to the forum.

There's one relatively simple general rule you quickly learn in this pursuit: If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

There are some of the most common telltale signs of a fake ad:

* Area code is not local.

* Weight is listed in kilograms (LOL).

* Weird fonts and colors.

* Overly explicit descriptions like "I can't wait to suck your dick and feel it in my asshole"

* Very cheap prices.

* Asking for prepay or cash before meet via CashApp or similar tools.

* Insanely gorgeous pics or girls who look perfectly healthy and normal (imagine how easy it is to harvest all of these pics from Instagram, LOL).

[QUOTE=PuffsPlus;5265895][URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/start-your-day-off-right-early/019832236514[/URL]

The face looks familiar but I can't remember reading anything about this one in the last year or so. Does anyone have info on this one??[/QUOTE]I tried to set something up with her last week. She quoted me 180 for a hhr. That's a bit steep, so I inquired about her rules. Everything was an upsell. It was 230 for a hhr for what I wanted. This girl has some serious GPS, so I just stopped texting her. After 20 minutes of silence, she comes back with 180 again for everything I wanted.

No fucking way. 180 is still too damn steep. I thought about countering with 150, but I figured, fuck it. I'm not laying down my hard-earned money for this woman. There's a major shortage of quality pussy in this town.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5266127]She used to be on CL. Gives a massage in a house basement. Tons of lingerie options. Mom and kids were upstairs so a little strange.[/QUOTE]Can anyone give me Shyla's contact info?