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[QUOTE=SantaClause;2539147]Santa wouldn't fuck that with SFJ's dick. LOL.[/QUOTE]Come on man, I resemble that remark. I wouldn't fuck her with my dick either haha. Nanny this morning wasn't much better looking but she gives good head and that's as far as I go with that. I hope your sleigh breaks down this weekend and you have to call AAA. Hey Brother, if she answers give her my # haha. Take care SC.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2539216]Santas got his top 5 - and I agree with his selections- but as far as the Bottom 5- I nominate Erica as #1, With Chase not far behind (she's a young hottie with short black hair) she needs to be zapped and biatch slapped. #3 probably Tyler from aloha st.[/QUOTE]Great posts M2 . Yeah Brittany and Nicole are right up there with the All Time Greats. Good luck all SC.
[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2539166]So I hit the trail last night for some quick dreaming. Past thru the quadrant to see who I find couldn't find nothing it was around 10 pm decided to hit up 40's and nash found this hot spinner WSW short brunette hair by the walgreens I do a quick turn ro scoop her up and I start dreaming she's 20 yrs old tells me her street name is chase and her real name is angela. I tell her I just want some headache relief she said ok no talk of burritos so I go to my safe location and she tells me she needs to do something first she takes out her pipe and starts smoking I was like whatever because I know my secluded location and no1 is around like 30 seconds later she proceeds with a CBJ I don't like the cover but doesn't bother but litterally like 2 minutes later she's like hurry up baby and starts rushing me and starts giving me a fucking HJ. I tell her to fucking suck on it like a good ho and she says no your taking too long and tells me to stroke it while she plays with her pussy I tell her let me just get on top and fuck you since you don't want to blow me she starts going off saying we been here for an hr alrdy and its only been like 10 min and she starts asking for 50 burritos I tell her all I got is 20 she goes off again and at this point I'm done with that. I give her 20 burritos and she refuses to get out I grab my zap-a-ho and zap-that-ho LOL kick her out grab my 20 burritos and leave her there I was mad as fuck.
Stay away from that ho.
Then I get a text from Alecia my babygirl LOL WSW brunette spinner I been seeing her for awhile anyways she tells me if I can pick her up I say yes meet me at 20th and nash in 5 minutes I go scoop her up we proceed to my other safe location but she's alrdy starting before I get there with a BBBJ I like this girl we get to my spot and she's going at it I hold back and tell her I want her to ride me she looks at me and smiles and says ok like 2 minutes later I couldn't hold it and cum and she still going I'm moaning and grabbing her ass hard and she looks at me smiles and gives me a kiss. We clean up quickly I give her 40 burritos and tells me to drop her off at the gas station on kaley and then I woke up from my dream.
Take care brothers.
-BMM.[/QUOTE]Alecia has been around forever and even though she aint looking great anymore, still great service if she ain't too fucked up. She is the one I was trying to swoop up at AutoZone a month or so ago and she disappeared and I ended up with the "You know I'm a guy, right?" tranny that didn't end well. Be safe Brothers. SJ.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2539216]Santas got his top 5 - and I agree with his selections- but as far as the Bottom 5- I nominate Erica as #1, With Chase not far behind (she's a young hottie with short black hair) she needs to be zapped and biatch slapped. #3 probably Tyler from aloha st.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure Erica was grazing around the Racetrac and back to Nashville this morning with her purple wig on. I can't believe some serial killer hasn't gotten a hold of her yet. I'm just sayin. SJ.
[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2539222]Come on man, I resemble that remark. I wouldn't fuck her with my dick either haha. Nanny this morning wasn't much better looking but she gives good head and that's as far as I go with that. I hope your sleigh breaks down this weekend and you have to call AAA. Hey Brother, if she answers give her my # haha. Take care SC.[/QUOTE]LOL Hey SFJ.
AAA MIA retired? Sugar Daddy? The Big House? Stay safe SC.
[QUOTE=Rippa;2539028]And there you have it, Fellas, the Holy Grail and Rosetta Stone of SW hot spots in O-Town, all rolled into one. 'Rosetta' because the author also knows the Daytona stroll and has translated and compared it to that city's routes for ease of reference. But I'm woefully aware the nod to that game-changing, historical artifact just passed over the collective heads of most of you illiterate Bastards. Never mind. The OP, even throws in a couple of alternate routes like Lee St. And Deland. There's more to Orlando than just the Trail. Talk about lagniappe. Yeah, look that one up in your dictionary, you poorly read Mongers in the crowd.
I've played all over the USA and many points overseas. Glance at other forums and you'll see just how God Damn rare an easy to read, detailed description of a stroll truly is to find. Short of an all out dedicated stroll map like the one Skiper has painstakingly assembled over on the Tampa thread, this is about as good as it gets. All ocassional travelers to O-Town oughta bookmark this one. Probably should be added to Reports of Distinction as well.
Muchisimas Gracias, Montes2.
And don't be a complete Dick, Fellas, remember to bring along some raincoats!
-- Rippa.[/QUOTE]I appreciate that. I've looked at your posts and see you get all over also. Try going into our rat trap. Say starting 1st of July and read all that crap. Its a little different because most cities don't have that- if you don't understand it. Post any questions you have and I'll see if I can't answer them. You might enjoy it.
A2 has set up a few cities with these types of threads. Probably the most notorious, IMHO, is Massholes in Boston. That place is brutal. The Octagon in Cincinnati is an example of how to have a more-or-less classy rants and raves thread.
I think it is Sonny's way of keeping the name calling by the time wasters out of the review threads. Good strategy.
C3.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2539517]I appreciate that. I've looked at your posts and see you get all over also. Try going into our rat trap. Say starting 1st of July and read all that crap. Its a little different because most cities don't have that- if you don't understand it. Post any questions you have and I'll see if I can't answer them. You might enjoy it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Montes2;2538505]So I will. Your first destination from the airport is Blossom Park- the second biggest drug hole in florida. OT is first. BP is corner of landstreet and obt. From 11 to 11 this place is too difficult to turn around on. So pass thru if its that time. Next try Jordan st and obt. These first 2 places are like south us1 in Daytona. Next 41st street and obt. Next 25th and obt then 18th and obt. Be sure to hit Nashville st. As your turnaround st on all the numbered streets. These places are like North st in Daytona. So circle around just like in Daytona. Hop on I4 and go to Lee rd. And turn rt. To edgewater dr. There are many girls on lee rd. This is like south Daytona. Next go to aloha st on edgewater- this is like north Daytona. In other words find the back streets there in those trailers. Finally be 100 % sure to stop in deland on the way home go to corner of Florida and Beresford ave. Do not give up on this place it is better than north st in Daytona. That's it.[/QUOTE]Going from Orlando, you need to turn left on Lee Road to get to Edgewater.
And to use our very own Santas metaphore- not a creature was stirring not even a ho- I have a theory on that in that I saw a lot of cops questioning girls about the T word. Trespassing. Yes that's capital T and it rhymes with Dee the and that stands for Dickheads. Anyhoo what to do. Go to the northside. Which I did and met Nikki- formerly known as Ace. The hi-lite of this date didn't happen in my van. It happened in the neighborhood Wal -Mart on Clarcona rd. We sat there too long cause she wanted to get hi and I guess wal mart security didn't like that. I was in the front and she was in the back- and you can't see in my van cause I have all the windows totally blocked. Seen the cop come into the parking lot and park directly behind me. Within 2 seconds pulled out. I've learned from experience don't just sit there and let them analyze. Go! Meanwhile the girls screaming " I'm going to jail, I'm going to jail". Oh boy this really helps. The cop didn't have time to figure out what to do and just sat there as I drove off with this girl screaming in my ear. After she calmed down we went to another Wal- mart in a different county and completed a well-mannered date. I recommend Ace Or Nikki as he calls her self now. M2 Out.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2540150]And to use our very own Santas metaphore- not a creature was stirring not even a ho- I have a theory on that in that I saw a lot of cops questioning girls about the T word. Trespassing. Yes that's capital T and it rhymes with Dee the and that stands for Dickheads. Anyhoo what to do. Go to the northside. Which I did and met Nikki- formerly known as Ace. The hi-lite of this date didn't happen in my van. It happened in the neighborhood Wal -Mart on Clarcona rd. We sat there too long cause she wanted to get hi and I guess wal mart security didn't like that. I was in the front and she was in the back- and you can't see in my van cause I have all the windows totally blocked. Seen the cop come into the parking lot and park directly behind me. Within 2 seconds pulled out. I've learned from experience don't just sit there and let them analyze. Go! Meanwhile the girls screaming " I'm going to jail, I'm going to jail". Oh boy this really helps. The cop didn't have time to figure out what to do and just sat there as I drove off with this girl screaming in my ear. After she calmed down we went to another Wal- mart in a different county and completed a well-mannered date. I recommend Ace Or Nikki as he calls her self now. M2 Out.[/QUOTE]This is an unpaid pubic service announcement. Attention Ho's. StrokinJoe will be doing his community service tonight and rescuing potential victims of this "Trespassing Scam". All you have to do as I drive by is give me the "sign" and the right front door will be unlocked. Be careful of the step rails as you jump in because I am only slowing down to a 5 mph roll as to not draw too much attention, as if my 24" spinners don't already do that. Also nevermind the other Ho's in the back seat because you will end up there soon anyway. I am trying to do my eco-friendly runs and only unload when I have full loads. The same goes for my vehicle. I'll be out all night. Thank you. SJ.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2540150]And to use our very own Santas metaphore- not a creature was stirring not even a ho- I have a theory on that in that I saw a lot of cops questioning girls about the T word. Trespassing. Yes that's capital T and it rhymes with Dee the and that stands for Dickheads. Anyhoo what to do. Go to the northside. Which I did and met Nikki- formerly known as Ace. The hi-lite of this date didn't happen in my van. It happened in the neighborhood Wal -Mart on Clarcona rd. We sat there too long cause she wanted to get hi and I guess wal mart security didn't like that. I was in the front and she was in the back- and you can't see in my van cause I have all the windows totally blocked. Seen the cop come into the parking lot and park directly behind me. Within 2 seconds pulled out. I've learned from experience don't just sit there and let them analyze. Go! Meanwhile the girls screaming " I'm going to jail, I'm going to jail". Oh boy this really helps. The cop didn't have time to figure out what to do and just sat there as I drove off with this girl screaming in my ear. After she calmed down we went to another Wal- mart in a different county and completed a well-mannered date. I recommend Ace Or Nikki as he calls her self now. M2 Out.[/QUOTE]Hey M2.
Good to read that you made a clean getaway from Scrooge. Thanks for the review of Ace. She has asked me for a sleigh ride but I declined due to mixed reports.
Good luck to all. Kris Kringle.
[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2540163]This is an unpaid pubic service announcement. Attention Ho's. StrokinJoe will be doing his community service tonight and rescuing potential victims of this "Trespassing Scam". All you have to do as I drive by is give me the "sign" and the right front door will be unlocked. Be careful of the step rails as you jump in because I am only slowing down to a 5 mph roll as to not draw too much attention, as if my 24" spinners don't already do that. Also nevermind the other Ho's in the back seat because you will end up there soon anyway. I am trying to do my eco-friendly runs and only unload when I have full loads. The same goes for my vehicle. I'll be out all night. Thank you. SJ.[/QUOTE]Trespassers will be Prostituted. HaHa Santa.
[QUOTE=SantaClause;2540218]Trespassers will be Prostituted. HaHa Santa.[/QUOTE]Butthead: To the fullest extent of my weiner!
Beavis: Yeah, boing!
So anyway ended up on the trail around 5 ish heading over to a friends off of Oakridge. Not going to have my pockets picked by the HasseLodge. Saw 5 bbbbbbbbw's from the teens to 24th with a combined GVWR of a metric ton. Saw the little black cutie at 44th and OBT and a hot hot again black girl wearing neon green giving everyone "the look" as she walked thru the bushes into the HoGreen's parking lot, we know what that means. Starting to cloud up and I wanted to make sure our little local legend (LLL) Michelle The Baggage Handler, got her promised meal before the storms came. Always sweet and appreciative she accepted the Big Mac meal and sweet tea with a couple of cookies. She headed down to the Pollo Tropical to consume and be sheltered from the storm. As I left heading back North the storm began. So here I am sitting in the spare bedroom, calling it an early eve until later when I will resurface to begin the Tresspassing Protection Program. Be safe Brothers. SJ.
Looks like they might be at it again, or at least being a pain in the ass. The Quadrant 7/11. If you're bored and got nothing else to do, stop and say hi to Michelle in front of Barnes & Noble. She is not a walker guys. She just a little "touched". Be safe Brothers. SJ.
She is out right now walking past Suzuki on The Trail walking North. Has on her gray dress. Also looked like Kevon too trailing about 100 yards behind with a neon green top. Gained a little poundage from being Preggo but still looks good. A couple more LEO shaking down a truck at The Arches. I have prior engagements. Enuff said. SJ.