Massage Parlor Reports

I knew nothing of the NOVA massage scene until a year ago, and today is my 1-year anniversary of my first monger visit (Annie in Frederick). After that first visit, I was sure I had quenched my #3 thirst and would not need to revisit the water again. My post nut clarity was short lived. One year and 20 visits later, I'm hoping I can now avoid the game, but I wanted to share some info for the good of all. None of which may be earth shattering, but here goes. Far East - 4 visits, nice TS, FS available, talent level varies, but $100 plus house gets you DATY and a so-so massage. $140 ish gets you FS. Cosmos ranks near the top for me, with Jenny being the queen. For $100 plus house you get a great TS, lots of energy and conversation, DATY and DATO, and a great massage. She has a fantastic body with perfect B's, flat stomach, great legs, and a non-fat round ass. Masks are off at Cosmos now BTW. Sunny at K Therapy was a treasure and I think we actually had a great connection. As previously reviewed, nice big natural tits and a sleight of hand / mouth / pussy that makes you think you're getting the goods. I was looking to try for CFS on my next visit but they told me she was in an accident and would spend 2 months on the IL. Too bad, as I enjoyed going #3 there. No TS, but $100 plus house gets everything but BJ and FS. Sunny seemed to enjoy LFK which was a first for me. Other girls there ok at best. Went to 6105 based on our esteemed H2 O poster, and had 2 great experiences. Per advice, took in $200 and a hat and drew Lulu. Good TS, meh massage, followed by me giving her a rub down / DATY. As I was standing near her head, next thing you know I'm getting a legit BBBJ (a first) and ball sucking (another first). Wouldn't ya' know shortly thereafter I'm balls deep BBFS (another first). Lulu was into LFK and I almost nutted immediately. Had her get on top and pumped a bunch of General Tso's inside of her (a first). A 2nd visit with Lulu and I presented $200 again with no hat, but asked and received a standing shower together prior (a first) with nice LFK. Got a MUCH better massage, followed by DATY, DATO, BBBJ, BBFS, and CIP. We definitely had a connection, but I think she'd be accommodating to most mongers. Nothing special to look at, but I didn't sense much fakeness. YMMV. With all my visits, I always made sure to have the first tee time, be on the first chair up the mountain, and to secure the pole position in that day's race.

By the time the water forgets our names, we don't even remember why we went swimming.

[QUOTE=FourNick8;6445092]Total cost for FS at an AMP is now around $$. 4 so a weekly habit is about the same as payments on a Suburban or a new Caddy. A twice a week habit is equal to Mercedes or Porsche payments.

Just saying. Paying monthly bills is an eye opener.[/QUOTE]I was giving on avg 2 bedroom apt rental or mortgage type crap to one person- If I could go back and do it again- live the way you have - 4 nick8.

I visited Comfort Spot tonight and like the last time I was there 5 years ago, the visit was outstanding. Great massage, sexual touch and great HJ to finish off the visit.

$70 hour fee /$60 tip.

[URL]https://www.comfortspotmassage.com/[/URL]

Went to see Sophia again but I think I fucked up.

I like her because she is younger than me and pretty but I just got paid and brought to much money. Told her I wanted sex again and when she came back in the room with a condom I asked if we can go without. She said no I only do that with my boyfriend from New York but I offered 200 and she said no again. Stupid me offered 300 and then 400 and still no but when I offered 500 she said yes and pay first. She sucked me a long time and then bent over the table for me. That pussy was so good and I know she liked my dick from last time. She was rubbing her pussy and moaning until I filled her up. I hope she is on birth control.

I fucked up because part of that was my rent money.

To all fellow mother's monger. Happy Mother's Day

[QUOTE=LetsGiveItATry;6445323]I visited Comfort Spot tonight and like the last time I was there 5 years ago, the visit was outstanding. Great massage, sexual touch and great HJ to finish off the visit.

$70 hour fee /$60 tip.

[URL]https://www.comfortspotmassage.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]Did you have vivian massage you?

She is the young curvy Chinese girl with some big Dds.

And I like how she is flirty.

[QUOTE=Rhinopole;6443521]I've only been to King Spa once, but I used to see Kim and June all the time at Queens. Kim has a laugh similar to what you described as Sophia's laugh. After a while it became annoying. I enjoyed June a lot more. She's quiet but offered more action and variety. I should visit her again.

Rhino.[/QUOTE]Hadn't been out to New King in a while, but had the urge the other day. Drew Lisa in short dark skirt and top, shoulder-length hair, 35-40? Pretty face. Straddled me for the initial rub, then worked my head and shoulders. Brief pause, next I knew two augmented but nice, delightfully bare B-cups were on my back. (Always a good sign when that precedes tip negotiations.) Asked for full nude for. 1 - received a little Russian (or Spanish if you're French, funny thing language is), offered titties to kiss, affectionate cuddles. And then without prompting she jumps on for a camel slide.

I can usually last a while but SPLOOSH.

"Next time we can make love". Good idea!

Wow really, I also had Sofia but you must have something special. Being a yound fit stud, I was only able to get standard nova twice from her.

Being as ypu have a fake name and 2 posts two your credit, I'm sure the scenerio was that you TRIED to have sex but she refused and now your feelings are hurt.

No cool trashing the ladies bro.

Always be kind to the ladies.

[QUOTE=FakeName3;6445346]Went to see Sophia again but I think I fucked up.

I like her because she is younger than me and pretty but I just got paid and brought to much money. Told her I wanted sex again and when she came back in the room with a condom I asked if we can go without. She said no I only do that with my boyfriend from New York but I offered 200 and she said no again. Stupid me offered 300 and then 400 and still no but when I offered 500 she said yes and pay first. She sucked me a long time and then bent over the table for me. That pussy was so good and I know she liked my dick from last time. She was rubbing her pussy and moaning until I filled her up. I hope she is on birth control.

I fucked up because part of that was my rent money.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FourNick8;6436347]I saw Sophia again at Eastern Spa. She is a nice lady and I had a nice time. I will probably see her again.

Sorry for the lack of details but I have been chided by a senior member for providing too much detail in may posts.

They said if I really cared about the girl I should not provide details on her physical appearance or services provided.[/QUOTE][BLUE]I banned the guy who told you this, it wasn't his first time trying to tell people not to post.

To all the guys who posted that it was a good idea, you're accounts have been placed in moderation and will never be unmoderated again.

Uncle LEO does NOT use this forum for information, they don't for several reasons, first they have much better sources of info than an anonymous sex forum but mostly because it's a waste of their time, nothing on this forum is admissible in any manner so it's literally a waste of their time.

You could post a series of pictures of you holding a stack of money and a sign saying "I'm paying this chick to suck my dick" then her sucking your dick with the money in one hand and a sign in the other saying "he just paid me to suck my dick" and that wouldn't be admissible.
Why?

"It's role play, I like pretending the women I'm with are prostitutes."

After over 20 years and nearly 2 million posts not a single one ever has, nor ever will be used in any court proceeding, it's not qualified evidence for anything. Since the first fucking day there have been guys saying people will get busted for posts and not a single one so far.


If you tell people not to post once you get placed on permanent moderation, twice and you are gone

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[QUOTE=FourNick8;6445092]Total cost for FS at an AMP is now around $$. 4 so a weekly habit is about the same as payments on a Suburban or a new Caddy. A twice a week habit is equal to Mercedes or Porsche payments.

Just saying. Paying monthly bills is an eye opener.[/QUOTE]I think about what you wrote the last week of every month.

Then, buyers remorse sets in.

[QUOTE=RubMeLongTime;6445596]Wow really, I also had Sofia but you must have something special. Being a yound fit stud, I was only able to get standard nova twice from her.

Being as ypu have a fake name and 2 posts two your credit, I'm sure the scenerio was that you TRIED to have sex but she refused and now your feelings are hurt.

No cool trashing the ladies bro.

Always be kind to the ladies.[/QUOTE]I see a weird trend of disillusionment where someone post a story of going BBFS with a lady and immediately people jump to the conclusion that they are lying. Why are you painting HIS scenario. You weren't in the room. This story is EXTREMELY validated by the fact he has no reason to lie. Fucker dropped his rent money and vastly overpaid for it but EVERY. GIRL. HAS. THEIR. PRICE.

If you throw enough green. You'll be given the green. It's just that simple.

If he told you he had BBFS and then she gave him the money back and said your dick was good, use this on your rent.

Then he'd be lying.

There is euphoria followed by shame. I believe him. And if you don't. Then you're the one with hurt feelings.

Let's keep it civil. He may have 2 post to his name but his reviews seem genuine and good, if he keeps up the pace, fake name or not, he'll be a trusted senior in no time.

Its laughable. Yeah I'd risk being homeless to pay for fake a*.

Totally believeable.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6445751]I see a weird trend of disillusionment where someone post a story of going BBFS with a lady and immediately people jump to the conclusion that they are lying. Why are you painting HIS scenario. You weren't in the room. This story is EXTREMELY validated by the fact he has no reason to lie. Fucker dropped his rent money and vastly overpaid for it but EVERY. GIRL. HAS. THEIR. PRICE.

If you throw enough green. You'll be given the green. It's just that simple.

If he told you he had BBFS and then she gave him the money back and said your dick was good, use this on your rent.

Then he'd be lying.

There is euphoria followed by shame. I believe him. And if you don't. Then you're the one with hurt feelings.

Let's keep it civil. He may have 2 post to his name but his reviews seem genuine and good, if he keeps up the pace, fake name or not, he'll be a trusted senior in no time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RubMeLongTime;6445773]Its laughable. Yeah I'd risk being homeless to pay for fake a*.

Totally believeable.[/QUOTE]Providers are robots. They can have a connection with a client- physically- emotionally any number of reasons why one client gets more than another! In the late 1990's I had a provider- body treatment in Manassas. It was near Super 8 hotel- I easily saw her more than 10 times standard nova. I never ask for more! On one certain visit on the flip she said I want you today! Great lay!

Next visit I didn't push anything and it was standard nova. We never talked about it and I saw her at least 5 more times before I got married- maybe I was bad lay! I think it was just whatever was going on in her life. She needed or wanted it! Sex workers might be wired differently then a normal so, called woman, but their still human with feelings attractions and 100 other reasons why they might do something more for one guy then another. Most of you know whether believe past post or not I was in a 7 year relationship with a provider- not typical relationship but it definitely was one! Whether she would admit it or not. Because it wasn't just about giving money- for sex.

I want to say Happy Mothers Day to many off the providers I have seen.

Many of them have kids and a lot of the Moms have put them through school.

GOOD JOB!

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6445751]I see a weird trend of disillusionment where someone post a story of going BBFS with a lady and immediately people jump to the conclusion that they are lying. Why are you painting HIS scenario. You weren't in the room. This story is EXTREMELY validated by the fact he has no reason to lie. Fucker dropped his rent money and vastly overpaid for it but EVERY. GIRL. HAS. THEIR. PRICE.

If you throw enough green. You'll be given the green. It's just that simple.

If he told you he had BBFS and then she gave him the money back and said your dick was good, use this on your rent.

Then he'd be lying.

There is euphoria followed by shame. I believe him. And if you don't. Then you're the one with hurt feelings.

Let's keep it civil. He may have 2 post to his name but his reviews seem genuine and good, if he keeps up the pace, fake name or not, he'll be a trusted senior in no time.[/QUOTE]Lot of men will call someone's statement a lie if they can't stomach their insecurity feeling of not being as fortunate. Some of these ladies want to smash us more than we want to smash them...It happens all the time. They see people they’re not attracted to, and those they are…and they got the same biological needs we do…I've been to a private viewing place where it's normally house fee for massage / HJ. I've gotten everything BBFS for free, multiple time, legs shaking / quivering O's for her, shower saying good bye. She starts to undress me again. She's saying I got another 2 hours, don't leave. Yes this is hitting the lottery, but it does happen. Also, many times we won't share of our free escapades in fear or exposing or others demanding and ruining it for us. Learn the game, don't get triggers by others success stories and seek to advance your game. That is if you’re mentally ready.

[QUOTE=DanteDk07;6445550]Did you have vivian massage you?

She is the young curvy Chinese girl with some big Dds.

And I like how she is flirty.[/QUOTE]I believe that was her. Very sexy with her kissing my neck, ears and a few pecks on the lips.

Can someone send me a PM with Ms. Virginia’s contact info? I used to see her 5 years ago, but she had changed her number.

[QUOTE=RubMeLongTime;6445596]Wow really, I also had Sofia but you must have something special. Being a yound fit stud, I was only able to get standard nova twice from her.

Being as ypu have a fake name and 2 posts two your credit, I'm sure the scenerio was that you TRIED to have sex but she refused and now your feelings are hurt.

No cool trashing the ladies bro.

Always be kind to the ladies.[/QUOTE]There are multiple posts that demonstrate Sophia's willingness to go beyond HE. I don't see why this would be so hard to believe. Especially at the price.

I went to The Palace tonight and met Honey. Old attractive Thai woman with a nice set of bolt ons. She gave a very relaxing table shower and made sure to hit all the right spots. Back in the room, her massage was good, but her walk on my back hit the right spots as my back has been sore for 2 days. Before the flip, she straddled my legs and began to rub me in the right spots and slowly progressed to give a fantastic p-massage and HJ. It was in this position that I shot all over the table. She laughed and said she was expecting to turn over before I exploded. Overall it was great time and I would recommend. $80 hour /$60 extra.

If you have 500 with you for a tip you'll probably get just about anything want. I mean it could be fake too. But try going into see a girl and pulling out 500 during the negotiations. I bet you'll get that menu to open up a lot more.

[QUOTE=RubMeLongTime;6445596]Wow really, I also had Sofia but you must have something special. Being a yound fit stud, I was only able to get standard nova twice from her.

Being as ypu have a fake name and 2 posts two your credit, I'm sure the scenerio was that you TRIED to have sex but she refused and now your feelings are hurt.

No cool trashing the ladies bro.

Always be kind to the ladies.[/QUOTE]

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Felllow Monger,

If you like a well built, friendly, flirty masseuse carved in stone with some great assets, she is a winner. I just didn't care for the strong hands and hammer jacking. But she is simply gorgeous, I would repeat, but she needs to be schooled in a great HJ.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/exotic-body-massage-with-ifbb-professional-29068.html[/URL]

ManMade D, mixed Asian with a great ass and personality. $$. I would still recommend. Available for drinks, social hours as well if she really likes you.

Any takes on this one:
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/hws?bundleDuplicates=1&hasPic=1#search=1~card~0~0

Anyone checked out any of these 2 ladies.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/new-girl-hot-full-body-massage-31311.html[/URL]

At least she (AMY) was honest and told me in several text, the pic isn't her but she resembles, that alone has me interested in visiting her this week. Any one partake yet?

[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/tysons-vienna/22989478.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=SlyFrog;6445006]I snuck out of the house and stopped by this spot.

A great improvement to past visits at this place.

Abby is cool. Agree about her voice and she is definitely not bad looking. Unluckily for me her monthy visitor was there so the most she would do was CBJ. Promised more next time.[/QUOTE]Abby is really cool as hell. I spend several year in China and Japan. She is from China and such a sweetheart, well worth repeat visit. I agree with fellow monger comments, she is not your normal AMP but a round the way girl with a great vibe and I love her voice. Average body type but one amazing personality. Lets not ruin her.

[QUOTE=FakeName3;6443919]First post. Long time spectator so decided to join the team.

Went to eastern Spa to see what all the fuss was about. Saw Sophia young petite with curly hair. Massage was lame so asked if there was anything else we could do. She said sex for 160 and I agree. She strips and has a hot body with big tits and a shaved kitty with a little heart tattoo on it. She gets me hard and starts to put the condom on when she tells me I have a really big dick. I panic thinking she is going to back out of fucking me but then she says its OK my pussy is big.

BJ was OK and fucking was good but only missionary with no kissing. Maybe return to try and get more.[/QUOTE]Checking Sophia out this week. Got me interested. I will report back on her.

I was not impressed with Ina. Yes, she has a very fit body, but she also is starting to show her age. Also, 220 for standard nova is a pretty hi price tag, and I did not find her to be worth it.

Be Safe.

--BE.

[QUOTE=DoYouKnow;6446578]Felllow Monger,

If you like a well built, friendly, flirty masseuse carved in stone with some great assets, she is a winner. I just didn't care for the strong hands and hammer jacking. But she is simply gorgeous, I would repeat, but she needs to be schooled in a great HJ.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/exotic-body-massage-with-ifbb-professional-29068.html[/URL]

ManMade D, mixed Asian with a great ass and personality. $$. I would still recommend. Available for drinks, social hours as well if she really likes you.

Any takes on this one:
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/hws?bundleDuplicates=1&hasPic=1#search=1~card~0~0[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LetsGiveItATry;6446049]I believe that was her. Very sexy with her kissing my neck, ears and a few pecks on the lips.

Can someone send me a PM with Ms. Virginias contact info? I used to see her 5 years ago, but she had changed her number.[/QUOTE]Unless she changed work location and got breast surgery for DD's that's not her. Other stuff sounds accurate.

[QUOTE=DoYouKnow;6446578]Felllow Monger,

If you like a well built, friendly, flirty masseuse carved in stone with some great assets, she is a winner. I just didn't care for the strong hands and hammer jacking. But she is simply gorgeous, I would repeat, but she needs to be schooled in a great HJ.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/exotic-body-massage-with-ifbb-professional-29068.html[/URL]

ManMade D, mixed Asian with a great ass and personality. $$. I would still recommend. Available for drinks, social hours as well if she really likes you.

Any takes on this one:
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/hws?bundleDuplicates=1&hasPic=1#search=1~card~0~0[/QUOTE]I've seen Ina many times. If you ask her to ease up a bit, she will.

I would also like to disagree. It was a year before COVID, I was meetup with a provider from NYC who tours DC. We meetup at the lobby of her downtown DC hotel. A mid20's petite brunette in a black dress. She was thin, had small breast, but a apple butt. She was nursing a drink, while waiting for me at the hotel bar. She finished her drink, and we when back upstairs to her room. We started out chatting on the couch, and led to both of us striping nake on the bed. She was on top and doing a vaginal slide, while DFK. After what seem like a lifetime I couldn't take it anymore, and ask if I could put it in raw. She ask when I last got tested, which was 2 weeks ago. She continue the vaginal slide, which led me into full penetration. This is a 1st in my life time in less than 1 min I creampie her. We continue to make out, till I was ready for round 2nd. Started with her cleaning me up with a BBJ, missionary, doggie, and 2nd load missionary again. We cuddle for a while, and end up going over 30 minutes. I continue to see her every few months when she visits DC. I was paying her normal 90 min fee even if we spend the whole evening together. Unfortunately, I saw her 1 more time during COVID, and she disappeared. She escorted to pay for college, and was only continuing to escort after college to safe up for a house. Sadly we lost connection, and her online ads are gone.

I also raw dog a dozens of girls off of SA. Half of them weren't on BC they ask me to pull out, or had to do a Plan B run to CVS. Definitely, harder to pull off if they are professionals, but not unheard of.

[QUOTE=RubMeLongTime;6445773]Its laughable. Yeah I'd risk being homeless to pay for fake a*.

Totally believeable.[/QUOTE]

First free day after the move and went to this place.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/woodbridge-real-young-asian/22974904.html[/URL]

Easy location head in greeted at door by mamasan apple, typical have you been here before and off to room. Masseuse Coffee comes in a tight lime green body hugging dress. Relaxing massage but not high caliber, flip and off to the races. All options experienced and on the way out bear hugged by other girl named Cream. Will repeat.

After being disappointed with talent at Eastern SPA based upon the reports and CS Massage D cup rack Vivian being busy. Heading over to my old spot and was surprised to see Kiki back. We go way back and she was thrilled to see me. Standard NOVA there but she is fairly cute, great personality, asian booty but some really nice man mades big C to D. Never no haggle on price, . 60 entry fee, . 60 tip. Will go topless if you build or have the bond or connection. You will have to see for yourself. She is fun, skilled and I do love her rack. Happy Hunting. Remember, great hygiene and hospitality will go a long long way.

[QUOTE=BlurryVision28;6446027]Lot of men will call someone's statement a lie if they can't stomach their insecurity feeling of not being as fortunate. Some of these ladies want to smash us more than we want to smash them...It happens all the time. They see people theyre not attracted to, and those they areand they got the same biological needs we doI've been to a private viewing place where it's normally house fee for massage / HJ. I've gotten everything BBFS for free, multiple time, legs shaking / quivering O's for her, shower saying good bye. She starts to undress me again. She's saying I got another 2 hours, don't leave. Yes this is hitting the lottery, but it does happen. Also, many times we won't share of our free escapades in fear or exposing or others demanding and ruining it for us. Learn the game, don't get triggers by others success stories and seek to advance your game. That is if youre mentally ready.[/QUOTE]It is irksome because it stifles mongers from reporting on these kinds of adventures. If someone is going to be chastised for posting that kind of review then they won't do it again and this board gets a bit more boring in turn. We complain about the lack of contribution from new members on this board, justifiably so, but then we heckle them and don't make them feel welcome to contribute their stories too. That is wrong, and when that happens, we all lose.

Secondly, it's just a wacky story. It's not something to rip on him or call him a liar for. We need to understand that in this world. Things aren't equal. It's called YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY for a reason. If a monger post about a girl they got BBFS with. Some of why'all need to understand it may and probably will not happen to you. You can't just go to the parlor the next day ask for the girl and expect her to do the same for you. That's ludicrous. It's attributed to winning the monger lottery. It's like going to Vegas seeing the guy hit it big next to you on the slots. Does that mean you can play the same machine after him and win it big too? Heh, good luck with that.

I don't win either. Hell, I was just talking to a fellow monger about how he was having raw threesomes with the same chick who wouldn't even give me a decent HJ when I saw her. That's how it goes. You got to play the hand that you've been dealt and understand you can't win on every hand. Regardless I do not look at the monger in contempt nor do I let it bruise my ego. If anything 1) it's an amusing story and it gets a virtual high five bro from me and 2) it's a valuable piece of info that means there may be more on the table if I get dealt a better hand. For some that may mean more $$$. For others maybe more time to cultivate and bond with a lady. And for a small lucky few, maybe its right place. Right time. And for many more, its simply unattainable like the philosophers stone itself.

No soul on this board should be afraid to telling their stories. If the stories I have told have made an impression on anyone it is only because I have stood upon the shoulders of mongers before me who shared their own story. If everyone kept their secrets to themselves then this place would cease to exist. Check your egos at the door please.

Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6447337]It is irksome because it stifles mongers from reporting on these kinds of adventures. If someone is going to be chastised for posting that kind of review then they won't do it again and this board gets a bit more boring in turn. We complain about the lack of contribution from new members on this board, justifiably so, but then we heckle them and don't make them feel welcome to contribute their stories too. That is wrong, and when that happens, we all lose.

Secondly, it's just a wacky story. It's not something to rip on him or call him a liar for. We need to understand that in this world. Things aren't equal. It's called YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY for a reason. If a monger post about a girl they got BBFS with. Some of why'all need to understand it may and probably will not happen to you. You can't just go to the parlor the next day ask for the girl and expect her to do the same for you. That's ludicrous. It's attributed to winning the monger lottery. It's like going to Vegas seeing the guy hit it big next to you on the slots. Does that mean you can play the same machine after him and win it big too? Heh, good luck with that.

I don't win either. Hell, I was just talking to a fellow monger about how he was having raw threesomes with the same chick who wouldn't even give me a decent HJ when I saw her. That's how it goes. You got to play the hand that you've been dealt and understand you can't win on every hand. Regardless I do not look at the monger in contempt nor do I let it bruise my ego. If anything 1) it's an amusing story and it gets a virtual high five bro from me and 2) it's a valuable piece of info that means there may be more on the table if I get dealt a better hand. For some that may mean more $$$. For others maybe more time to cultivate and bond with a lady. And for a small lucky few, maybe its right place. Right time. And for many more, its simply unattainable like the philosophers stone itself.

No soul on this board should be afraid to telling their stories. If the stories I have told have made an impression on anyone it is only because I have stood upon the shoulders of mongers before me who shared their own story. If everyone kept their secrets to themselves then this place would cease to exist. Check your egos at the door please.

Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down.[/QUOTE]Really, well said.

[QUOTE=Serpin58;6446633]Unless she changed work location and got breast surgery for DD's that's not her. Other stuff sounds accurate.[/QUOTE]Everything except the bolt on's was correct as I did get her body mixed up with an escort I seen yesterday. I posted that review on TER. Sorry about that.

Honey is about 5'6", 34 C, and very attractive for an early 40's Thai lady. I'd definitely see her again because the P-massage was fantastic.

[QUOTE=AsssManKramer;6431553]Had time to kill so I ventured to One. Rang the bell, door opened and I asked for either Apple or Coffee. Led to a room and Coffee came in. I'd day she's around 40 years old, long brown hair, 5' 6" with fake but nice boobs. $60 house fee for 30 minutes. Had a long, thorough TS then a very brief massage in the room. Flipped then she asked how she could help me. Fairly open menu and agreed on $. 6 for what I needed help with (she probably would've taken $. 5 but I only had 20's). I enjoyed her help. She introduced me to Apple on the way out who's mid to late 30's with short black hair. Both are relatively attractive.[/QUOTE]Does she partake in BBBJ? Thank you.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6445751]I see a weird trend of disillusionment where someone post a story of going BBFS with a lady and immediately people jump to the conclusion that they are lying. Why are you painting HIS scenario. You weren't in the room. This story is EXTREMELY validated by the fact he has no reason to lie. Fucker dropped his rent money and vastly overpaid for it but EVERY. GIRL. HAS. THEIR. PRICE.

If you throw enough green. You'll be given the green. It's just that simple.

If he told you he had BBFS and then she gave him the money back and said your dick was good, use this on your rent.

Then he'd be lying.

There is euphoria followed by shame. I believe him. And if you don't. Then you're the one with hurt feelings.

Let's keep it civil. He may have 2 post to his name but his reviews seem genuine and good, if he keeps up the pace, fake name or not, he'll be a trusted senior in no time.[/QUOTE]Ok, so I saw Sophia last week. I'm north of 70 and not fit. Massage was OK. On the flip, I let her know what I wanted and offered $100. She politely asked if I could give a little more. I said yes and she said how much. I said let's see how things go, then I asked her if I could massage her and she seemed to genuinely enjoy it.

After she flipped, I convinced her for maybe 20 seconds of DFK after which I moved down to nurse and than a minute or so of DATY. She indicated it was time to service me but before she got up she agreed for a little BBBJ before putting the protection on. Then more CBJ and her riding me. Unfortunately as often the case anymore, I couldn't stay firm enough to really satisfy either of us. She then sucked me off to completion.

I gave her $140 and she didn't complain and said more fun next time. $210 total.

As has been said. YMMV. Hell, mine might next time.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6447337]It is irksome because it stifles mongers from reporting on these kinds of adventures. If someone is going to be chastised for posting that kind of review then they won't do it again and this board gets a bit more boring in turn. We complain about the lack of contribution from new members on this board, justifiably so, but then we heckle them and don't make them feel welcome to contribute their stories too. That is wrong, and when that happens, we all lose.

Secondly, it's just a wacky story. It's not something to rip on him or call him a liar for. We need to understand that in this world. Things aren't equal. It's called YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY for a reason. If a monger post about a girl they got BBFS with. Some of why'all need to understand it may and probably will not happen to you. You can't just go to the parlor the next day ask for the girl and expect her to do the same for you. That's ludicrous. It's attributed to winning the monger lottery. It's like going to Vegas seeing the guy hit it big next to you on the slots. Does that mean you can play the same machine after him and win it big too? Heh, good luck with that.

I don't win either. Hell, I was just talking to a fellow monger about how he was having raw threesomes with the same chick who wouldn't even give me a decent HJ when I saw her. That's how it goes. You got to play the hand that you've been dealt and understand you can't win on every hand. Regardless I do not look at the monger in contempt nor do I let it bruise my ego. If anything 1) it's an amusing story and it gets a virtual high five bro from me and 2) it's a valuable piece of info that means there may be more on the table if I get dealt a better hand. For some that may mean more $$$. For others maybe more time to cultivate and bond with a lady. And for a small lucky few, maybe its right place. Right time. And for many more, its simply unattainable like the philosophers stone itself.

No soul on this board should be afraid to telling their stories. If the stories I have told have made an impression on anyone it is only because I have stood upon the shoulders of mongers before me who shared their own story. If everyone kept their secrets to themselves then this place would cease to exist. Check your egos at the door please.

Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down.[/QUOTE]I find the story credible given the enthusiasm with which this particular provider engaged in 23 x3 when I saw her, and that one of her colleagues recently came up with an unsolicited offer of FS.

Hello fellow mongers. Been out of the game for a while. I'll be in town on business and am looking to get a great Thai massage with extras. In the San Fernando Valley where I'm from, there are some great Thai spots (if you're out that way and need suggestions, DM me). Another thing to be careful with in SFV is you need to make sure you're getting what you're after as there is are Ladyboys at most of these places.

So I'm look to have a great Thai experience and am trying to figure out the parlor scene and understand the posts I'm seeing on Bedpage. Are these parlors or apartments? Best place to go? DM me or otherwise, can some one let me in on a great Thai parlor and which one's I'll need to specify female if any? Thank you for the tips boys!

[QUOTE=Fdlwyd;6447941]Hello fellow mongers. Been out of the game for a while. I'll be in town on business and am looking to get a great Thai massage with extras. In the San Fernando Valley where I'm from, there are some great Thai spots (if you're out that way and need suggestions, DM me). Another thing to be careful with in SFV is you need to make sure you're getting what you're after as there is are Ladyboys at most of these places.

So I'm look to have a great Thai experience and am trying to figure out the parlor scene and understand the posts I'm seeing on Bedpage. Are these parlors or apartments? Best place to go? DM me or otherwise, can some one let me in on a great Thai parlor and which one's I'll need to specify female if any? Thank you for the tips boys![/QUOTE]First thing you need to tell us is what part of Northern Virginia. NOVA is about 1300 square miles so unless you want to drive for more then an hour in some cases a more precise location is helpful.

[QUOTE=NyHornet;6447606]Ok, so I saw Sophia last week. I'm north of 70 and not fit. Massage was OK. On the flip, I let her know what I wanted and offered $100. She politely asked if I could give a little more. I said yes and she said how much. I said let's see how things go, then I asked her if I could massage her and she seemed to genuinely enjoy it.

After she flipped, I convinced her for maybe 20 seconds of DFK after which I moved down to nurse and than a minute or so of DATY. She indicated it was time to service me but before she got up she agreed for a little BBBJ before putting the protection on. Then more CBJ and her riding me. Unfortunately as often the case anymore, I couldn't stay firm enough to really satisfy either of us. She then sucked me off to completion.

I gave her $140 and she didn't complain and said more fun next time. $210 total.

As has been said. YMMV. Hell, mine might next time.[/QUOTE]I'm thinking this Sophia has had bad experiences with "younger, fit" guys who probably were too aggressive wanting to go to poundtown LOL or devour her like a piece of meat. I'm thinking the older guys who want to be ridden, the "one minute" men (no offense to those out there) are more to her liking as she can control the penetration and the overall session.

[QUOTE=Fdlwyd;6447941]Hello fellow mongers. Been out of the game for a while. I'll be in town on business and am looking to get a great Thai massage with extras. In the San Fernando Valley where I'm from, there are some great Thai spots (if you're out that way and need suggestions, DM me). Another thing to be careful with in SFV is you need to make sure you're getting what you're after as there is are Ladyboys at most of these places.

So I'm look to have a great Thai experience and am trying to figure out the parlor scene and understand the posts I'm seeing on Bedpage. Are these parlors or apartments? Best place to go? DM me or otherwise, can some one let me in on a great Thai parlor and which one's I'll need to specify female if any? Thank you for the tips boys![/QUOTE]Candy: great massage with open menu. Some brothers have found her to be expensive.

Ava: very attractive and playful with a great location. Some brothers have found her massage to be pretty basic and also consider her to be expensive.

Tara: great massage, good teasing. Limited menu at first. Probably not the most attractive.

Rhonda: good massage, amazing tits, playful. Limited menu for a couple of months.

The contact info for all should be on Bedpage. Good luck!