The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=DaisukeAramech;3466888]What a glorious post from C5 though!

*does drugs*.

*fails a drug test*.

"It's rigged!

*breaks the law*.

*probation officer tells him to stop*.

"She's racist!

Wut.

Someone needs a remedial course in cause and effect hahaha.[/QUOTE]What a lot of you don't know is Chris5 and I used to be close. In fact, I helped him out of a real jam once. You have to go back a couple years but check out The Rat Trap post #2964 from 2015 and read for yourself how I did the guy a real solid.

C3.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3470501]I think grandpa C3 is azz hurt because the porn star TyTucker on the Hub", "porn" that is, won't return his emails LOL. The pain of rejection he keeps taking out on you LOL.[/QUOTE]Dear Susan,

I read that whole epic account and Chris's expected whining about EMail's adventure. If you hadn't written this post I would have never read either side. I don't ever read the SW thread and Chris is on "ignore. ".

What the fuck are you talking about? How do you go from that to claiming I am upset because somebody would't respond to me?

OK. So I had no idea who that person was so I looked it up. Sorry, Susie, I don't bat that way. Never have. Never will.

Don't you remember what you screamed when I fucked you in front of your mirror? Are you still upset I stopped seeing you after you went all bat shit over, damn, I can't remember who he was. Remember? Back when you claimed you were being stalked and the hotel manager was coming into your room when you weren't there and going through your shit?

Are you off your meds, again?

For the record, Chris is 100% correct on this one. This guy has broken the one cardinal rule we all agree on. He has fallen in love with a hooker. And a bottom rung streetwalker at that. That WILL end badly. Also, for the record, his description of his adventure in Las Vegas may be a little exaggerated. Oh, there are many prostitutes in LV and the industry is tolerated (mongers are almost never arrested and as long as a chick doesn't rip off a tourist the cops tend to look the other way), but probably not as proliphic as one might imagine and the USA members are not friendly. They sorta keep their intel close to the vest because they are hammered for intel by everybody and his brother coming to town expecting to fuck the Holy Grail. I'm not calling bullshit. Just skeptical, based on my experience.

Susie, seriously, you need to stay away from the bad influences in you life, get off the illegal drugs and get back on your meds.

C3.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3470968]Grandpa TyTucker is busy making amateur porn. Please be patient LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3470501]I think grandpa C3 is azz hurt because the porn star TyTucker on the Hub", "porn" that is, won't return his emails LOL. The pain of rejection he keeps taking out on you LOL.[/QUOTE]Swag's you know C3 is full of shit and completely useless. He's an old man with many mental health issue's. He most certainly is a FAG as far as I'm concerned love.

Once again you are correct.

C5.

Happy Birthday, Swaggs!

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3471717]"I think that's Alex.

For the timely reply. Not sure since no info on web search odd provider or any posts so not sure when account was made but if C5 can verify it's her then I'll take his word.[/QUOTE]I got an unsolicited PM from someone with zero posts. Regardless of what they say, it could be anyone. I'll pass for now. If she's legit and as good as they say, she'll be around later. Or not.

Swim999.

Swaggs, Swaggs, Swaggs, why you trying to reinvent yourself, and pass yourself off as a 38 year old?

[URL]http://daytona.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall-alexandra-has-the-most-purrfectt-kitten-of-them-all/19948163[/URL]

Today is 7/17/17, you 45TH BIRTHDAY, sweetie! BUUUUUUUUSTED! Lmfao, Smh!

Now that you 45, ever day from here out you going to be closer to 50 than you is to 40.

That just sad, very sad, that you continue to lure unsuspecting men to your lair. You not a hot MILF no longer, you more like a Granny Nanny. All you goodies been used up a long long long time ago. You long past you expiration date, and about to go on Social Secuity. I just hope you been paying you trix taxes all these years, or you ain't getting shit from the government.

Good news is that even though I wouldn't fuck you with Chriss5's dick, Chriss5 still would. He use to picking up scags, sags, and hags like you on the trail all the time.

As Trump would say, SAD, just SO SO VERY SAD!