Massage Parlor Reports

Took the plunge with her last week. I went back after seeing her and I don't think the pics are of her. She is Polish, around 5'8 probably around 150 lbs, dirty blonde hair, late 30's to early 40's. Great tits, some minor cottage cheese on ass and back of legs, very minor stretch marks on stomach. She was very open and sensual, covered BJ, FS was 100. Was very responsive to daty. Pretty face and beautiful eyes. She acted in every way as though she was really into the session, I finished up early and there was no rushing me out but she just caressed me, that was very nice. , If her physical description suits your tastes I would highly recommend.

[QUOTE=Moejoo;5352269]Took the plunge with her last week. I went back after seeing her and I don't think the pics are of her. She is Polish, around 5'8 probably around 150 lbs, dirty blonde hair, late 30's to early 40's. Great tits, some minor cottage cheese on ass and back of legs, very minor stretch marks on stomach. She was very open and sensual, covered BJ, FS was 100. Was very responsive to daty. Pretty face and beautiful eyes. She acted in every way as though she was really into the session, I finished up early and there was no rushing me out but she just caressed me, that was very nice. , If her physical description suits your tastes I would highly recommend.[/QUOTE]I saw her too. She didn't have a lot of info so decided to try for myself.

Good description of her and her services. She's a good looking girl. If you like Jessica you'll like her. They both have that same sexy Slavic MILF vibe going on.

She has a really nice ass. Good shape and bounces nicely from doggy.

I got BBBJ from her. Not sure if the CBJ was your choice or what. Good GFE experience overall.

I would rate her top 3 among the CLM girls I've seen who still work there.

[QUOTE=AngelBravo;5343948]I saw her today, but didn't partake. They where booked and made me wait 15 minutes and I simply couldn't make my personal appointments. I did go up and talk to her directly to apologize to her directly but also to get some info on her looks.

She looks young, easily in her 20's Height about 5'2 Weight about 125-130. The booker told me she was Latina, given this information she looks to be Puerto Rican with very curly hair. She can pass as a light skinned African American. She does have big Light Brown eyes and a nice smile and a round clear skin Face. She seemed super nice and is somewhat new to the biz. I didn't get a very good look at her body but she seemed to have a big butt and I wouldn't classify her as Petite, more like average. I'll be honest she wasn't my body type, and I typically don't go for African American looking women so I didn't mind passing up but if she's your type then it can't go wrong.[/QUOTE]Thanks, that's good intel. I'm very curious to see if there are any reports about her menu and services. I don't think any of their last four or so new hires do anything other than L1. I've personally seen two of them to TOFTT and other than LFK couldn't get anything from their menu to open up at all.

Unless someone has a great report for someone new, I have a couple of regulars there who I'm happy with and I don't think I will see anybody new. But I definitely took a few for the team and I hope more people like you can return the favor with other girls.

5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Zara is new.

Lexi is back

More info needed:

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.

Zara. No reviews of service yet, but is either afro-latina or black but branding as Latina for more money (can't blame her, it's a real thing). Young, thick, sexy looking. But no info on the menu yet. Booker said she's popular and wasn't available the two times I tried to see her. Would love for someone to chime in.

Review summaries:

Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.

Sarah. Late 30's MILF. Same "type" as Jessica (sexy, older, Polish horny girl who dresses sexy). Good menu. GFE with DATY, DFK, BBBJ, CFS all available. Great body without a lot of baby damage or age damage, pretty face. Great ass. All round good time, especially if you're good at DATY.

Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.


Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.

Does anyone know where Yuyu or Kelly from the now closed Relax Spa are at.

Best Providers please help locate my friends.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5353583]5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Zara is new.

Lexi is back

More info needed:

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.

Zara. No reviews of service yet, but is either afro-latina or black but branding as Latina for more money (can't blame her, it's a real thing). Young, thick, sexy looking. But no info on the menu yet. Booker said she's popular and wasn't available the two times I tried to see her. Would love for someone to chime in.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if Laura is still there anymore, she's been off the schedule for I think a couple of weeks now. Although I hope I'm wrong.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5353583]5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Zara is new.

Lexi is back

More info needed:

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.[/QUOTE]Where is this place at I try to google it nothing come out.

[QUOTE=DrPepper2976;5354027]I'm not sure if Laura is still there anymore, she's been off the schedule for I think a couple of weeks now. Although I hope I'm wrong.[/QUOTE]Good catch. If she doesn't come back I'll update it on the next update.

[QUOTE=DJoe86;5354080]Where is this place at I try to google it nothing come out.[/QUOTE][URL]Chicagolandbodyrubs.com[/URL]

[QUOTE=BigLouWho;5348889]Went there and the Mamasan tried to get me to have a session with a woman who could have been her mother. Had to be 70. I know a huge boobs girl named Linda works there and tried to ask for her though I haven't had a session with her. She was busy though so I declined and settled for cheap foot massage because I was there as a couple and couldn't exactly slip next door to Yun Ping. I'll go there next when I have some private time and make a report. I won't repeat here though. Need to find a good couples massage place where they have men to do legit for the S. O. And a discrete frisky girl for me.[/QUOTE]Better results at Yun Ping. Turns out in Chinatown the Male massage guys work freelance and get called in to anywhere to do a women customer so my girlfriend got the same guy she has had before. For me the girl Nancy I think was her name was middle age and much more energy and sensual. Good enough looking to enjoy her touch and attentions. Not wanting to take any chances that they talk and my girlfriend finds out, I stopped my therapist from actually doing L1 but let her tease me all she wanted. Got me ready for the big event later back at my place. I recommend this place for those of you who want to play while the S. O. Gets a real massage.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5353583]5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.[/QUOTE]WOW, thank you for the effort in this.

I've been once and drew the mamasan. Nice time but definitely heard that there are young hot women here. How do I politely tell her next time No. Haha. Or are you stuck with who they give you?

[QUOTE=Fit312;5350251]I've had a lot of awkward moments in that place with female customers, dudes who want to pretend that we are there for a therapeutic massage, etc. Still one of the better places even if it can be a little busy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=dbones;5354758]I've been once and drew the mamasan. Nice time but definitely heard that there are young hot women here. How do I politely tell her next time No. Haha. Or are you stuck with who they give you?[/QUOTE]The women there are not young LOL. Kelly is probably almost 60, though people report her to be 30's at times. But to answer your question you can just ask who else is working right now.

[QUOTE=VRooomBada;5355073]The women there are not young LOL. Kelly is probably almost 60, though people report her to be 30's at times. But to answer your question you can just ask who else is working right now.[/QUOTE]Eww. People here need to practice with flashcards so we can get more accurate age descriptions. Stop comparing them to White women, people. Asian women age differently.

After a very long lay off, I am looking at jumping back in. Any info on this place below? Thanks and pms are fine.

5600 block and. Milwaukee.

[URL]https://massagespaservice.com/about[/URL]

James.

This place has received detailed reports here so Coded Language not needed.

Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?

[QUOTE=VRooomBada;5345244]Usually by request.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jayp80;5347886][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/186891[/URL]

Visited the red table latinas, price was 200 for HHR, a lot for a HJ but it's a multi pop deal (an hr is 300 and includes more). Located on a busy street in a discreet store front, place is clean and the girl Tina wore a mask and hand me sanitize my hands before the session began. Table is as it appears in the pictures but a down side is there isn't a head rest so your face is on a pillow that elevates your head a bit which is a bit uncomfortable to me being stomach down. Whether you visit this place or somewhere else, everyone in this hobby should try a milking table, it's a completely different experience. Tina gave such a great HE under the table that I didn't know if she was using her hand or mouth. She's probably in her late 30's or early 40's but looks good.

Probably not for everyone considering what you can get for the same money elsewhere, but it was an experience. Maybe a 30% chance I'd return.[/QUOTE]I've been thinking of visiting for Nuru. Do you know if FS is included with Nuru? I've seen these ads and want to try.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5355192]This place has received detailed reports here so Coded Language not needed.

Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?[/QUOTE]However she knows you not there to ask her to be a second in a game of bridge, so while she's down she will already be making a move to your nether region, you and her can figure it out with some pigeon English and hand gestures, it's what I did to let her know I wanted to release on her face.

Why is it impossible to get ahold of this MILF? I've called every couple months over a years time & never got her to answer. Even filled out a screening on her website. Is she even worth the trouble of trying to set up an appointment? Honestly just want a rundown of a MILF that caliber.

[QUOTE=Mjfor;5345486]Hao spa On South Halsted Chicago, any updates please, thanks.[/QUOTE]I've been there 3 times in the past month and got Lisa twice and another girl the third time. No extras were available for me with either of them. YMMV.

Lisa gives a good deep tissue massage.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5355192]Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?[/QUOTE]I was having a little trouble getting it up time before last, so she gave me a wipe while I was standing, spread both cheeks, and dove right in. I think that she's getting raunchier over time given the stiff competition from Kelly and JuJu. She's definitely my go-to gal for consensual rough sex. I haven't seen Lilly yet, but I hope that being around such a distinguished group of cum dumpsters corrupts her and HJ Nancy. Was thinking of getting a 4-hand with Nancy and one of the girls who fuck to escalate the process, but I've been blowing out my massage budget with the cheaper options on Grand and Chicago.

[QUOTE=ChgoJJ;5355678]I've been there 3 times in the past month and got Lisa twice and another girl the third time. No extras were available for me with either of them. YMMV.

Lisa gives a good deep tissue massage.[/QUOTE]Thanks for update.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5355192]This place has received detailed reports here so Coded Language not needed.

Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?[/QUOTE]So I get it straight.

There's a butt / friendly Mandy at Golden and SXL?

Thanks.

Is Crystal closed? I went a couple weeks ago and it was. Tried calling number listed and no one picks up.

[QUOTE=BigLouWho;5354562]Better results at Yun Ping. Turns out in Chinatown the Male massage guys work freelance and get called in to anywhere to do a women customer so my girlfriend got the same guy she has had before. For me the girl Nancy I think was her name was middle age and much more energy and sensual. Good enough looking to enjoy her touch and attentions. Not wanting to take any chances that they talk and my girlfriend finds out, I stopped my therapist from actually doing L1 but let her tease me all she wanted. Got me ready for the big event later back at my place. I recommend this place for those of you who want to play while the S. O. Gets a real massage.[/QUOTE]Wonder if women get the same treatment we do?

[QUOTE=SouthpawTom;5356697]Wonder if women get the same treatment we do?[/QUOTE]I knew a semi-legit massage girl who worked at one of those green tea and lavender scrub spa places you give your girl a GC to for valentines day, she told me when she had female clients outside the spa they would sometimes get super freaky and would bring their personal sex toys for my friend to use on them. So yes, some women are getting more than legit massages.

[QUOTE=JustWow;5355884]So I get it straight.

There's a butt / friendly Mandy at Golden and SXL?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Maggie. I forgot her name with my original post about rimjobs LOL. It's Maggie. No relation to Mandy at golden.

[QUOTE=GoatTrotter;4918275]It seems to be permanently closed. Boarded up and put up for lease this week.[/QUOTE]Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?

[QUOTE=Trader1973;5357195]Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?[/QUOTE]No idea. Wouldn't be surprised if they have gone back home.

Green Spa massaman who drives and freaking Benz told me they are closing up. Their lease is up.

[QUOTE=LilMonger;5355557]Why is it impossible to get ahold of this MILF? I've called every couple months over a years time & never got her to answer. Even filled out a screening on her website. Is she even worth the trouble of trying to set up an appointment? Honestly just want a rundown of a MILF that caliber.[/QUOTE]If you're looking for a decent massage with a happy ending from a very hot woman, she's definitely worth it. Also, her preferred method of communication is email. Be polite, respectful, and avoid the typical buzz words and I think you'll have better luck connecting with her. This is her work email.

[QUOTE=GoatTrotter;5357835]No idea. Wouldn't be surprised if they have gone back home.

Green Spa massaman who drives and freaking Benz told me they are closing up. Their lease is up.[/QUOTE]Thanks GT she was the best in the Biz had a 4 some with her Kelly and Mia on a Saturday Night. Broke the bank but was a memory of all memories. If you want an awesome hot girl go see Jessica at Easy Rhythm she is a freak.

[QUOTE=Trader1973;5357195]Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?[/QUOTE]I believe I've seen previous reports that YuYu is at Comfort Spa on Archer, but can't personally confirm.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5337160]I don't know how long you guys have been hobbying but it wasn't too long ago that most of the parlors in Chinatown had girls in their 20's. I didn't even bother with reviews back then because it was much more fun just to show up and see who you get.

Now it's like a Chinese AARP convention. Some of these women were massaging people during the Reagan administration.

Luckily for me I found a young one the other day hidden in this "eclectic" hole in the wall called Star Hot Spa. She had been sleeping when I showed up because it wasn't busy. In fact, I was the first customer of the day. Jenny has a young and fit body and she is very attractive. My initial reaction was to ask her what the hell she was doing in a place like that. She's more of the type you would find at Grand or Oki hot-dicking mongers 150 dollars for a naked handy. The other girl, while not as young or as hot as Jenny, was still several standard deviations more attractive than the average Chinatown Medusa.

What I liked about the place was that it was clean inside especially the rooms and the shower and bathroom area in the back. What I also liked is that they had a brand new washer and dryer and a staging area for the towels so that I know for sure I'm getting fresh ones and not the cum stained decoration towel that some spas have, which likely hasn't been changed since the 90's.[/QUOTE]After reading the review of this place, I wanted to try it my next trip to Chinatown. My experience was pretty much on the opposite side of the spectrum.

Is Jenny fairly young? Yes. Probably late 20's or 30 ish. That's about where things go downhill.

When I walked thru the outer door, the inner door is locked with a message to call a phone number. I call, Jenny says she'll be ready in 10 minutes.

So I wait twenty minutes. Then Jenny appears, with her four year old baby boy. I was already considering bailing when I had to wait so long, but now I was really tempted to bail.

Anyway, thinking with the wrong head.

Ask for one hour. No, only 30 minutes. Shit, I don't like 30 minutes. Plunk down 40 bucks. "No, $50 half hour". Shit, why am I continuing?

Anyway, of course I stupidly plunk down the cash.

The place itself- it's not terrible, but it's also not particularly clean, especially the bathroom area.

Time for massage. She's not particularly warm or friendly, not putting one at ease like most do. She throws on the oil and I get about 5-7 minutes of not very good back massage and then the flip, no tease, no particular skills. At the flip, it's immediately grab the goods, and immediately go for the jackhammer (with no oil no less). I tried very hard to put on the brakes, as that shit hurts. She did not take direction very well. When I would get her to slow down and go soft, she would remember that for about 15 seconds and then go back into Jackhammer mode. Ugh. And then her baby is banging on the door BANG BANG BANG. BANG BANG BANG. She needs to leave (for what seemed an eternity) to yell at the kid and try to get him to settle down. Meanwhile lost me' mojo.

All in all it was a very bad experience. It was extremely difficult to even finish, even when feeling up her very nice shapely butt (unfortunately in slacks and OTC only). It was a terrible rush job and not relaxing and not fun at all. I normally tip pretty well, but this time just $40 which at some places is "standard'. She complained and asked for more but this time I held fast, because I was kind of pissed about the rush job. Greedy. Shit I was back in my car in 23 minutes, $90 lighter.

I do not recommend. This is what I hate about young providers (that don't provide FS). They don't "get it". They're often lazy and unskilled, don't know how to please a man. I'll happy go back to my Chinese Grannies after this.

[QUOTE=LilMonger;5355557]Why is it impossible to get ahold of this MILF? I've called every couple months over a years time & never got her to answer. Even filled out a screening on her website. Is she even worth the trouble of trying to set up an appointment? Honestly just want a rundown of a MILF that caliber.[/QUOTE]Providers often go on week long, month long or even longer breaks. Perhaps she is not seeing anyone right now. Have you seen current ads from her?

[QUOTE=Trader1973;5357195]Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?[/QUOTE]I believe there have been reports here that YuYu is at Comfort on Archer.

[QUOTE=Biliator;5358260]I believe there have been reports here that YuYu is at Comfort on Archer.[/QUOTE]Not the same Yuyu saw her Saturday on my search for the real Yuyu LOL but the one at Comfort Spa is hot as hell and can milk a good one.

So there are like 5 apartments AMPs in China Town. Called everyone no answer (probably cause one of you bastards were busy with them LOL) so after 20 minutes got a text. First thought was like Fuck probably Chris Hanson from How to Catch a Predator. So was give an address I went to that address and texted after 5 minutes was given another address 1/2 block away. So I was like fuck it I'm going who cares what happens at this point. I get there text no response for almost 10 Minutes. As I'm sitting in my car tall white guy comes out the door and I'm like Fuck total bust. So 1 minute later I get a text to come into the hallway. First thought was like don't do it but my rock told me fuck it so I go in and now am in a hallway on a second floor apartment in Chinatown. Then the door cracks open and she says what you here for and I say #23 Beef and Broccoli and she laughs and opens the door. She is literally in the middle of cooking dinner and shuts the stove off and out of another bedroom a middle aged hot Asian women walks out with no pants and and grabs my junk. The young girl who answered the door walks me to the bedroom and says what are you here for and I blurted out to fuck. She said Hundo and it was on for a whole 7 minutes. But her is a pic and I'll try to get more on next visit but test it out. Shit is weird but exciting as well. Going to try to get them both for buck fiddy next visit.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;5358104]After reading the review of this place, I wanted to try it my next trip to Chinatown. My experience was pretty much on the opposite side of the spectrum.

Is Jenny fairly young? Yes. Probably late 20's or 30 ish. That's about where things go downhill.

When I walked thru the outer door, the inner door is locked with a message to call a phone number. I call, Jenny says she'll be ready in 10 minutes.

So I wait twenty minutes. Then Jenny appears, with her four year old baby boy. I was already considering bailing when I had to wait so long, but now I was really tempted to bail.

Anyway, thinking with the wrong head.

Ask for one hour. No, only 30 minutes. Shit, I don't like 30 minutes. Plunk down 40 bucks. "No, $50 half hour". Shit, why am I continuing?

Anyway, of course I stupidly plunk down the cash.

The place itself- it's not terrible, but it's also not particularly clean, especially the bathroom area.

Time for massage. She's not particularly warm or friendly, not putting one at ease like most do. She throws on the oil and I get about 5-7 minutes of not very good back massage and then the flip, no tease, no particular skills. At the flip, it's immediately grab the goods, and immediately go for the jackhammer (with no oil no less). I tried very hard to put on the brakes, as that shit hurts. She did not take direction very well. When I would get her to slow down and go soft, she would remember that for about 15 seconds and then go back into Jackhammer mode. Ugh. And then her baby is banging on the door BANG BANG BANG. BANG BANG BANG. She needs to leave (for what seemed an eternity) to yell at the kid and try to get him to settle down. Meanwhile lost me' mojo.

All in all it was a very bad experience. It was extremely difficult to even finish, even when feeling up her very nice shapely butt (unfortunately in slacks and OTC only). It was a terrible rush job and not relaxing and not fun at all. I normally tip pretty well, but this time just $40 which at some places is "standard'. She complained and asked for more but this time I held fast, because I was kind of pissed about the rush job. Greedy. Shit I was back in my car in 23 minutes, $90 lighter.

I do not recommend. This is what I hate about young providers (that don't provide FS). They don't "get it". They're often lazy and unskilled, don't know how to please a man. I'll happy go back to my Chinese Grannies after this.[/QUOTE]Damn that sucks. Sorry to hear it. If it were me, I would have said no to a half hour. It's just not enough time to have a good session and it's really not much cheaper at all. It's actually not even half the price. It's more.

And there's no way I would have agreed with a kid present. I'm assuming you went in the evening?

For me personally, I can't do the granny thing. Some of these women are 60 or older (possibly even most) and that's just not my cup of tea. I need to be physically attracted to the provider otherwise it's not fun for me. Otherwise I'll just go get a legit massage somewhere and at least be guaranteed a solid massage.

The problem is that there's maybe 5 girls her age throughout all the Chicagoland parlors right now. They know it. We know it. And they look to extract as much as possible.

Also, for me, an extra twenty is not going to ruin it. I'm already committed to 65 plus 40. Another 20 to ensure a good time is not a big deal to me. I usually just leave it out beforehand if I'm seeing her for the first time. I mean 40 was the price 8 years ago when I first started going. Name something that hasn't gone up in cost in 8 years. If an extra 20 is the difference in perception between cheap and generous, I'll go with generous every time.

[QUOTE=SouthpawTom;5356697]Wonder if women get the same treatment we do?[/QUOTE]Got injured where my schlong was out of commission for a few weeks. Busty 30 yr old g / f was getting frustrated and needed some relief. I needed a cmt. Female was an amazon w / massive cans and arms. Male looked like a rugby player. Kissed her goodbye and we went to our respective rooms. Decent massage and half hour later I hear my g / f moan. I came to life and pitched a tent. Female removes towel and says," Impressive! You're bigger than my b / f and he's ten inches". We hear my girl deeply moan and cmt says," He must be inside her". My g / f hasn't had dick in three weeks and she doesn't m-bate so she must've been tight as hell. In the meantime cmt decides to ride my newly found erection and makes a deep grunt herself. Five minutes later my g / f is screaming at the top of her lungs. He grunts as you can tell he's draining his balls inside her. A few minutes later cmt starts screaming and we cum in together. Male asks my g / f," Is he hung"? G / f says," Yes". Male asks," Bigger than me"? Again," Yes".

So, yes women can get the same treatment as men.

[QUOTE=Biliator;5358260]I believe there have been reports here that YuYu is at Comfort on Archer.[/QUOTE]The YuYu / Yoyo at Comfort is the one from Ruby Spa. Kelly told me a while back that YuYu was doing nails and she didn't know where Mia was.