Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1573960]I always want to try out these massage places but I don't want to take my shirt off because I'm insecure about my body but I'm willing to take off my briefs. Can I get these girls go straight to the point with my shirt on and no massage?[/QUOTE]I would agree that veteran providers have seen it all. I dated a girl who worked as a legit provider at a shady MP. She had lots of crazy stories. So keeping your shirt on would be at the bottom of the weird scale. I wouldn't sweat it. That said, taking your shirt off to expose your less-than-perfect body, would be less weird. Remember, they've seen it all. Most rooms have dimmer switch on the light, so just turn it a little lower.

Since you state that you're a "virgin," what's your goal here? A HJ or FS? You might also consider one of the "in-call" providers from Backpage, Craigslist, CL. You may (or may not) feel a little more comfortable in that type of situation. Good luck.

But I don't want to take my shirt off because I have alot of acne scars and stretch marks back in my teen years. I feel I would be alot more comfortable with a shirt on. You think a LMP wouldn't think much having my shirt on? Because I'm more of a latina type of guy and I've been reading the post on here that latinas are more pleasant than AMP.

Perhaps I can hit up the dirty bird? But I heard its a great risk getting herpes there.

[QUOTE=Twjox;1562425]Just struck out with this spot despite its great reviews. What's up with this spot?[/QUOTE]Go on the weekends and ask for lara (laura). This was the first place I ever went to. I also saw tina there durning the week and got a decent HJ. Tina did not look as good (still not bad though) as lara, she was also not as skilled. I think it was. 50 for an hour and then. 40 for the HE.

So you are 25 and still haven't had sex right? That is not an issue-I didn't even have a blow job until I was 28! Without project too much, it sounds to me like you are an overweight guy. Well, you can lose weight. By not eating late at night and exercising regularly and eating less meat, I've lost 20 pounds or so in the past two months.

Not trying to hate. But I guarantee that if your first time is with a girl you ended up with because of your own game or by random drunkeness by being in th wrong place at the right time, it will be something you can look back and relish / laugh about in your older years. There is no mandatory age limit on working girl mongering, but a fellow your age ideally should be gaining experience with civvies.

Just my 2 centavos,

Cinco Rios.

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1573960]I always want to try out these massage places but I don't want to take my shirt off because I'm insecure about my body but I'm willing to take off my briefs. Can I get these girls go straight to the point with my shirt on and no massage?[/QUOTE]

Oh no no I'm not really overweight. I'm just a 5'9 feet type of guy that is a little chubby. I do hit the gym like 3 or 4 days a week lifting weights. I'm just really insecure about my body because of really bad acne scars. I'm afraid if a girl I really like sees it, she might be gross out and leave me and probably tell her friends then everyone will know my secret. I don't want that to happen thats why I wanted to try out the LMP.

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1575257]Oh no no I'm not really overweight. I'm just a 5'9 feet type of guy that is a little chubby. I do hit the gym like 3 or 4 days a week lifting weights. I'm just really insecure about my body because of really bad acne scars. I'm afraid if a girl I really like sees it, she might be gross out and leave me and probably tell her friends then everyone will know my secret. I don't want that to happen thats why I wanted to try out the LMP.[/QUOTE]Your insecurity is understandable.

Just want to offer a couple of pointers, so that you don't read more into the situation, based on your insecurity.

I don't believe it is uncommon for the girls to turn their head to the side, so they are not looking directly at their customer. It is also not uncommon for them to close their eyes while you enjoy yourself.

These are not uncommon, so should it happen to you, don't just assumed they are somehow judging you, it is simply what they do for many if not each of their customers.

[QUOTE=Cinco Rios; 1574931]So you are 25 and still haven't had sex right? That is not an issue-I didn't even have a blow job until I was 28! Without project too much, it sounds to me like you are an overweight guy. Well, you can lose weight. By not eating late at night and exercising regularly and eating less meat, I've lost 20 pounds or so in the past two months.

Not trying to hate. But I guarantee that if your first time is with a girl you ended up with because of your own game or by random drunkeness by being in th wrong place at the right time, it will be something you can look back and relish / laugh about in your older years. There is no mandatory age limit on working girl mongering, but a fellow your age ideally should be gaining experience with civvies.

Just my 2 centavos,

Cinco Rios.[/QUOTE]Some other tricks that work great:

- Drink a glass of water every morning, and BEFORE EVERY MEAL! Water helps fill you up, and has a ton of other "hidden" benefits (better bowel movements, helps skin, replenishes cells that are water starved from salty fast-food diets).

- Drastically cut out the soda! Soda has so many carbs and sugars. Don't drink diet soda as a substitute. Studies show diet drinks don't really work. People have lost over 15lbs in one month just from cutting out soda. Crazy, huh?

- Less portions throughout the day vs. 2-3 huge meals. If you don't eat breakfast, DRINK A GLASS OF WATER AND HAVE AT LEAST SOMETHING (an apple or a banana, or almonds). Helps increase metabolism.

- Working out and exercising is also very beneficial. Mix aerobic exercise (treadmill, jogging, elliptical, stair climbing, etc.) with weight lifting with anaerobic (weight lifting). Weight lifting increases metabolism, and always proves much better than just aerobic exercise alone.

Keep in mind while working out you are gaining muscle mass too, so even if you aren't dropping pounds you are dropping size. Losing weight is probably 65% diet and 35% exercise. Keep up the good work, and shoot for realistic goals.

It was Saturday nite after dinnertime with some knuckleheads from work. I didn't want to go home & resign myself to pathetic Saturday nite in front of the TV. It was 9:30; United on Katella was closed, so I Visited Elegant Skin on GG Blvd & Magnolia and had a fun session with "Tracy." She is a thin VN MILF with a nice tight bottom & lovely chest. She seems around 32-40ish but she has a thin shapely figure. I didn't mind the cigarette she just put out. Had a good session because of her smile & nice attitude.

I usually like to get "May" a young, petite, soft little cutie who usually wears little dresses and heels. May looks like she still has her baby fat; she's not really chubby or anything, but she just has very tender skin & a youthful sweet look & pretty face. I asked about her but was told she moved on to another shop. Was just wondering if anybody has heard of where May went to work.

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1575257]Oh no no I'm not really overweight. I'm just a 5'9 feet type of guy that is a little chubby. I do hit the gym like 3 or 4 days a week lifting weights. I'm just really insecure about my body because of really bad acne scars. I'm afraid if a girl I really like sees it, she might be gross out and leave me and probably tell her friends then everyone will know my secret. I don't want that to happen thats why I wanted to try out the LMP.[/QUOTE]A provider doesn't care what you look like or about acne scars. They are working girls. As long as you pay them they will do their jobs. As someone else stated most don't even look down while jerking a customer off.

As for a regular girl don't worry about your acne scars. First off, no one is perfect. It's natural for a woman to have cellulite and stretch marks (even if they never had a kid). So in comparison you shouldn't be too worried about your acne scars. Plus, women are generally more forgiving of a man's short comings than a man is to woman's physical flaws. Most women can over look a man being over weight, smelly, bald, too hairy just because of the person he is on the inside or by how he treats her. Us men can be a bit more unforgiving and judgmental of how a woman looks.

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1574739]Perhaps I can hit up the dirty bird? But I heard its a great risk getting herpes there.[/QUOTE]

Stay away from SW and stripclubs for your first time- You are way over thinking this.

If you have 150 to spend, PM me and tell me what you want, HJ or FS in what area and I will give you a recommendation or send you to someone in that area. Its no difference if the girl is Asian or Latina, just choose what you want. Its all a fantasy. Don't think, just relax, get excited and relax. FS is 150, hj is 80-120 depending on time and service and how much exploring of her body you want to do.

[QUOTE=TrollieStroll;1561951]Heard about this place from a friend so decided to make the drive up. It's located in La habra and relatively isolated with very little business and crowd around it. .[/QUOTE]I tried it a week or two ago. I started by putting $ on the table. In came Shirley, same age range as yours. She took the vigorous approach, not the sensuous approach that I prefer, but that's a matter of personal taste. I was out in well under 20 minutes, a little unsettling, but she sure threw herself into it. One surprising thing is that instead of water you can get a cold soft drink at the end instead, first time I've seen that.

Lift Her Up

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1575257]Oh no no I'm not really overweight. I'm just a 5'9 feet type of guy that is a little chubby. I do hit the gym like 3 or 4 days a week lifting weights. I'm just really insecure about my body because of really bad acne scars. I'm afraid if a girl I really like sees it, she might be gross out and leave me and probably tell her friends then everyone will know my secret. I don't want that to happen thats why I wanted to try out the LMP.[/QUOTE]If the acne scars are impacting your self confidence and social life to such extent, then perhaps you should save your money for laser acne scar treatment.

In my younger days I was insecure about my teeth, and ended up spending quite a bit to get 20 of them capped with ceramic crowns for the perfect smile. After that I gradually became more social and got a GF within couple of years.

You should not worry about MP providers being bothered with your acne. Their job is to get you off and collect your cash. If you're a virgin or inexperienced, it's good to find someone who is more experienced to show you things. That way, when you get a GF, you'd have the experience and confidence to take charge in bed.

Can we get back to the topic at large. MASSAGE GIRLS! ? I'm getting turned off by all this talk about some fat fuck with fucking acne. Shit.

Went to Tomii in Anaheim. 100% legit. Great Massage. However. The therapist really worked my glutes which got Jr's motor running and wanting more. Despite him standing at full attention in the flip, no hint of anything.

Can anyone recommend a place that gives a great ass rub?