Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigDog16;1291206]I had the craziest dream the other night. I was driving around lunchtime. I stopped in at a MP which I have passed many times before. I walked in an a young asian girl was behind the desk. Maybe a 6. I decide to get a 30 minute massage. As we are walking to the room, I spot a latina girl down the hall. I tell the asian girl that I want to see her. The switch is made. She comes in wearing a tshirt and sweats. Nice mexican / puerto rican girl. I'm face down on the table and I can see the well manicured toes of this girl. We engage in small talk (have you been here before, etc.). I find out that this girl has been in the business for 2 years but this is her first day at this location. I start to rub her legs as she massages me. I finally flip over. She totally gives it to me straight.50 for happy, $ for topless and $50 for nude. It was really weird because I had this moment of hesitation. Don't want to meet leo on this journey. But I figure what the hell. I go for the whole enchilada. I sit up, she straddles me, there is groping going on everywhere. She then has me lie down, she jumps on the table and it is a sloppy DATY session with lots of hand play while she took care of junior. Then, it was done. Cleaned up, gave her my number we've texted a few times. She only works onday and Tuesday. The other girls are hating on her and she has to wear those sweats / tshirt. Hope to repeat again and again.[/QUOTE]If you are really a long time lurker, then you know you overpaid.

[QUOTE=F Blaster;1291454]If you are really a long time lurker, then you know you overpaid.[/QUOTE]Here's what I thought. The price is consistent with what the tantra girls up on the north side charge for the same thing. And she was better looking than any girl I've ever seen in a MP and certainly better than 90% of the $.60 o'hare girls who can't speak english and are totally unenthused (there are some exceptions but very few). And I had the money.

[QUOTE=BigDog16;1291650]Here's what I thought. The price is consistent with what the tantra girls up on the north side charge for the same thing. And she was better looking than any girl I've ever seen in a MP and certainly better than 90% of the $.60 o'hare girls who can't speak english and are totally unenthused (there are some exceptions but very few). And I had the money.[/QUOTE]If you can afford spending that kind of money and don't mind paying more than everyone else, good for you.

[QUOTE=F Blaster;1291950]If you can afford spending that kind of money and don't mind paying more than everyone else, good for you.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I will. Happy mongering.

[QUOTE=Deizel5;1291422]Quick somewhat unrelated question I'm asking for a friend. Prostitution in illinois is only a felony on the 2nd conviction right? In no case the first? I'm talking about specifically for the prostitute herself.[/QUOTE]This is the Illinois criminal law / statutes. You can browse through all the laws of prostitution and sentencing that comes from violation of these laws. I hope this helps you and your friend, but like chazz stated if you have a good lawyer and money then skies the limit on what you can get away with.



http://law.onecle.com/illinois/720ilcs5/11-14.html

Was there today. Same as before. Same donation schedule. Same process. Mina is smoking hot.

Tried Spa Pleasures Thurs. Evening. Was busy, they made me wait in the room for almost a half hour. Then Alexis, full figured but very pretty black girl. Mid 20s- came in and gave a so-so not great massage. She was interrupted twice, and the ice queen receptionist came in to massage for a short while. Alexis returned and the flip was easily negotiated, only a handshake was available with some roaming but no topless either. .6 door and. 4 tip and everyone was happy. Might repeat, not many good options these days.

[QUOTE=Deizel5;1291422]Quick somewhat unrelated question I'm asking for a friend. Prostitution in illinois is only a felony on the 2nd conviction right? In no case the first? I'm talking about specifically for the prostitute herself.[/QUOTE]I did some quick research. First offense for a provider is a misdemeanor, though a slightly more serious misdemeanor than the client. The second offense for both is a class four felony. However, aggravating circumstances that are seeming to nail a bunch of providers and potentially clients, if said acts happen within a thousand feet of a school. That is basically a third of a mile, which in an urban center, would essentially encompass a major portion of the city, at least in residential areas.

[QUOTE=Deizel5;1291422]Quick somewhat unrelated question I'm asking for a friend. Prostitution in illinois is only a felony on the 2nd conviction right? In no case the first? I'm talking about specifically for the prostitute herself.[/QUOTE]Sorry. 1000 feet is just shy of 1/5 of a mile.

For the third time in three months I got more than what's on the menu. While getting massages somebody has egged my car. It first happened in August then September and again earlier tonight. At first I thought it was a neighbor but now I'm not so sure. I've known massage girl for a while ever but only as a customer. She told me that she wants me to be with me. I won't do that exclusivly but the end of July we started to date a little bit.

I suspect that is the reason for my car being egged. She said it happened to a customer once before. Has anyone else had a problem or is it me?

[QUOTE=High Riser; 1292921]For the third time in three months I got more than what's on the menu. While getting massages somebody has egged my car. It first happened in August then September and again earlier tonight. At first I thought it was a neighbor but now I'm not so sure. I've known massage girl for a while ever but only as a customer. She told me that she wants me to be with me. I won't do that exclusivly but the end of July we started to date a little bit.

I suspect that is the reason for my car being egged. She said it happened to a customer once before. Has anyone else had a problem or is it me?[/QUOTE]I think the likely culprit is a neighbor who has a visual on you every time you park and go inside to take care of your business. It'll be a person who has an issue with what might be happening inside the massage parlor. Reminds me of Peking spa where customers frequently got their cars damaged by neighborhood residents. The problem can be solved by parking around the corner & walking the rest of the way. Also there'll be less likelihood your car will be broken into.

I finally found home. Had a great experience at AMP that reminded me of the old times. So I glad to say that this my be a regular, I missed KM and now it my be something new.

This place was my spot got treated very well.

But seems it has fallen apart lately.

My fav went on to a new mp and Thursday I went in and lily and another was wrking.

Got the older one and got an hlf hr.

She started off real slow let me play with her Bush and ass.

I wanted a good massage and this girl never even gave a massage just a very week ending since I had been playing with her ass hole and furry friend I was all excited.

Horrible time I got scrweded tried to get. 6 but got her down to. 5 then it was over so quick I gave her. 4 and told her I don't need the table shower.

I really got her in that negotiation, Or at least I thou I did get screwed for 20 mins, sukx.

Not to many reviews lately member Pm me.

Tried to upsell like crazy said it was very slow after the ending.

Hard to find a good providers these days anyone find a good MP?

Please pm me I have digs to trade.

[QUOTE=Candor; 1284020]Hi folks,

Long time member, but first time poster. Been around the country a fair amount: Southern California and Midwest mostly. Short version: everything massage-wise is better in LA. Even the massages themselves. Plus they can come for as little as $25 / hr.

Wanted to post because my experience at 2520 was very different from a previous poster. I went in, was greeted by a mamasan, paid for an hour (they take plastic if that matters to you, not the way I handle these things though) and mentioned that I would be happy to tip afterward. I believe that they were charging 0. 7 for the hour before, but craigslist ad now says 0. 6 (search "2520W"). I was escorted to the massage room by Ennna, who I later understood to be the daughter of the mamasan. Mid-20s daughter. The room's walls go up to the ceiling and had a proper door. I cannot recall if the door is able to be locked.

Enna has been in the USA since 2008 from Beijing. We got along well, and she was wearing a nice pair of tight short-shorts and a tank top shirt. She did not mind leaving me undraped. The massage was pretty good. Not quite LA standards massage (they really do know what they're doing out there) but I got the impression she has training and a license. The therapy included her straddling me at various points up and down, including my head. Very therapeutic! On the flip she gave my legs and chest a good rub before offering to get down to business. Did not want to do 0. 4 for HR. Maybe with some coaxing, you could get there. But she offered 0. 6 for HR with complete freedom for my hands to roam over and under. Which I gladly took up. I'm not a FS-type, but I think more is on the menu. One excellent feature: rather than go for gold as quickly as possible, she roamed her hands around and took her time without being asked to. A genuinely good HR.

Afterward: a little more massage, a hot TS and toweled me down. She came back with water and chatted very cheerfully for several minutes as I prepared to greet the outside world again. Would repeat, though the entry fee + tip ends up being a bit higher than I would like. I prefer the midwest to California in just about every way, but I could have gotten this in LA (with a 30ish woman) for 0. 7-0. 8 total.

By far the youngest masseuse I've ever encountered in Chicago and, unlike my understanding of Sunkiss, happy to follow through.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this find Candor. After taking some time off, and a rather intense work out session, was looking for simple massage with a possibility of ending, but not necessary. Was going to try Sunkiss but my fav there wasn't working so found your report and took the trip down the street. Asked for Enna. Everything as you reported. Learned extras available but BYOC.

Anyways, thanks again for the first report.

Thanks for the responses on the misdemeanor / felony question. I know there is info online but a lot of it was not dated and I remember the laws changed a bit recently so I was not sure.