Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=StMatthew;5329776]Went yesterday for recon. Talked to some guy up front (legit business?) the old Polish lady passed away. He said they are doing massages tho. IDK how. He did show me the room and it's clean, neat, organized, and has new furniture and decorations. He kept saying a name of a girl (as if I knew her and if it were important LOL) and I just nodded my head. She died of bad health that old lady-owner who I really liked. They tried to put a pace maker in her at the end. Nothing helped. Future is shaky here I'd say.[/QUOTE]I was in the area the other day and figured I'd try it out. I had never been before and didn't know it was all new management. I went in and talked to the attractive blond woman at reception and asked her about the massages sign. She said she was available then and I thought I'd give it a go (I actually needed a massage). Long story short it was a very nice pleasant massage with cupping (not a fan!) and stretching and absolutely no funny business. I commented on her looks and got a talking to about how all the therapists should be evaluated on their skills not looks. OOPS. Anyway I thought it was very nice but not quite what I was looking for. Maybe YMMV with other therapists. Anything going on at the "European Spa" across the street?

What was the name of the place on Western just and of Armitage years ago? There was a sweet Euro therapist there (Monica? Victoria?) who checked all the boxes. Pretty. Young. Good massage. Nice L2 ending. Didn't break the bank. That's all I want.

Looking for a little help out in the Elmhurst / Lombard area. I also posted this in the Lombard forum.

I'm in the York Road / Lake St. Area of Elmhurst once a week with about 90 minutes to myself. Am looking for a reliable massage place within 10-15 minutes of there with at least L1 service. Oak Brook? Lombard? Elk Grove? Addison?

I've been RTFF but I'm not super familiar with the west burbs, so I thought I'd see if anyone can point me in a solid direction.

Thanks for the help and am happy to reciprocate.

[QUOTE=BA4114;5334581]Looking for a little help out in the Elmhurst / Lombard area. I also posted this in the Lombard forum.

I'm in the York Road / Lake St. Area of Elmhurst once a week with about 90 minutes to myself. Am looking for a reliable massage place within 10-15 minutes of there with at least L1 service. Oak Brook? Lombard? Elk Grove? Addison?

I've been RTFF but I'm not super familiar with the west burbs, so I thought I'd see if anyone can point me in a solid direction.

Thanks for the help and am happy to reciprocate.[/QUOTE]Look in the Roselle section, I believe there is one place that fits your bill. Haven't been though. Report back how it went!

[QUOTE=Chiguyxxx;5332922]I was in the area the other day and figured I'd try it out. I had never been before and didn't know it was all new management. I went in and talked to the attractive blond woman at reception and asked her about the massages sign. She said she was available then and I thought I'd give it a go (I actually needed a massage). Long story short it was a very nice pleasant massage with cupping (not a fan!) and stretching and absolutely no funny business. I commented on her looks and got a talking to about how all the therapists should be evaluated on their skills not looks. OOPS. Anyway I thought it was very nice but not quite what I was looking for. Maybe YMMV with other therapists. Anything going on at the "European Spa" across the street?

What was the name of the place on Western just and of Armitage years ago? There was a sweet Euro therapist there (Monica? Victoria?) who checked all the boxes. Pretty. Young. Good massage. Nice L2 ending. Didn't break the bank. That's all I want.[/QUOTE]Yes Victoria, marina and Tiffany at Bella spa.

Will be in the Chicago area for awhile on business. Is there any spa here that offers a reliable CIM? A swallower would be a HUGE bonus. If anyone wants information on Dallas just ask.

[QUOTE=Pldctcs;5331465]I'm relocating to Dallas (Highland Park area) this month. Any reports on the Dallas scene or recommendations on where I should start? You can PM any info. Thanks and stay safe Chicagoans![/QUOTE]Covid really did a number on the Dallas AMP scene. ATM you are basically down to two: Sun and Luxury. Both are on Harry Hines. Luxury is by far the wilder of the two with nearly all of the girls offering BBFS with CIP. I never partook as it was too risky but it seems to be the norm for that establishment. The girls at Sun vary a lot with some offering BBFS and others only doing things with covers. Hh /$160 and hr /$220. There are also a few apartment spas but the price is higher and you need to be screened. I never partook in those as it seemed the girls would bounce between mostly Luxury and the apartments.

Never been to MT before today, but wanted to try. Glad I went. Called ahead and got checked in and introduced to Bebe. Good GOD she's fucking hot. 5'5" and about 115 ish? Really nice rack and at least a little more ass then the normal Asian. But man O man what a gorgeous face and eyes. Table shower was everything you want from it. When I said her washing of the little guy was good, she gave him lots of attention with one hand while washing a leg with the other.

Back in the room, zero massage. Straight to "I know you want everything". LOL. Didn't care. After the shower, I didn't want the massage. She crawled all over my back and licked me from my neck to my calves with some very playful biting of my ass. No rimming though. Told me to flip and I had her lay next to me for some cuddling. Then I gave her a massage, some fantastic DATY, and standing mish. The whole time she was staring at me with those gorgeous eyes and when I said she was going to make me come too fast, she told me "slow down Baby, make it last". I have never had any AMP do anything but try and get me off as fast as possible.

60 and 140 Treat her well fellas. She's a gem.

[QUOTE=SawBoy1740;5335372]Never been to MT before today, but wanted to try. Glad I went. Called ahead and got checked in and introduced to Bebe. Good GOD she's fucking hot. 5'5" and about 115 ish? Really nice rack and at least a little more ass then the normal Asian. But man O man what a gorgeous face and eyes. Table shower was everything you want from it. When I said her washing of the little guy was good, she gave him lots of attention with one hand while washing a leg with the other.

Back in the room, zero massage. Straight to "I know you want everything". LOL. Didn't care. After the shower, I didn't want the massage. She crawled all over my back and licked me from my neck to my calves with some very playful biting of my ass. No rimming though. Told me to flip and I had her lay next to me for some cuddling. Then I gave her a massage, some fantastic DATY, and standing mish. The whole time she was staring at me with those gorgeous eyes and when I said she was going to make me come too fast, she told me "slow down Baby, make it last". I have never had any AMP do anything but try and get me off as fast as possible.


60 and 140 Treat her well fellas. She's a gem.[/QUOTE]Which one is MT? Where? I am noob to AMP and don't know them.

[QUOTE=TexasTraveler;5335295]Covid really did a number on the Dallas AMP scene. ATM you are basically down to two: Sun and Luxury. Both are on Harry Hines. Luxury is by far the wilder of the two with nearly all of the girls offering BBFS with CIP. I never partook as it was too risky but it seems to be the norm for that establishment. The girls at Sun vary a lot with some offering BBFS and others only doing things with covers. Hh /$160 and hr /$220. There are also a few apartment spas but the price is higher and you need to be screened. I never partook in those as it seemed the girls would bounce between mostly Luxury and the apartments.[/QUOTE]I heard there's been a lot of busts down there as well, even before covid. What are the chances of some of the old places opening back up?

[QUOTE=SawBoy1740;5335372]Never been to MT before today, but wanted to try. Glad I went. Called ahead and got checked in and introduced to Bebe. Good GOD she's fucking hot. 5'5" and about 115 ish? Really nice rack and at least a little more ass then the normal Asian. But man O man what a gorgeous face and eyes. Table shower was everything you want from it. When I said her washing of the little guy was good, she gave him lots of attention with one hand while washing a leg with the other.

Back in the room, zero massage. Straight to "I know you want everything". LOL. Didn't care. After the shower, I didn't want the massage. She crawled all over my back and licked me from my neck to my calves with some very playful biting of my ass. No rimming though. Told me to flip and I had her lay next to me for some cuddling. Then I gave her a massage, some fantastic DATY, and standing mish. The whole time she was staring at me with those gorgeous eyes and when I said she was going to make me come too fast, she told me "slow down Baby, make it last". I have never had any AMP do anything but try and get me off as fast as possible.

60 and 140 Treat her well fellas. She's a gem.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this review. I do have a few question, where is MT located and what is the full name of this Acronym Location. I tried to look in the thread and couldn't find it.

One last question, around what age was Bebe? Thanks.

[QUOTE=AngelBravo;5335925]Thanks for this review. I do have a few question, where is MT located and what is the full name of this Acronym Location. I tried to look in the thread and couldn't find it.

One last question, around what age was Bebe? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I found the location in Mount Prospect, just curious on the age of Bebe. Thanks.

[QUOTE=StMatthew;5329776]Went yesterday for recon. Talked to some guy up front (legit business?) the old Polish lady passed away. He said they are doing massages tho. IDK how. He did show me the room and it's clean, neat, organized, and has new furniture and decorations. He kept saying a name of a girl (as if I knew her and if it were important LOL) and I just nodded my head. She died of bad health that old lady-owner who I really liked. They tried to put a pace maker in her at the end. Nothing helped. Future is shaky here I'd say.[/QUOTE]Anna passed away? Sorry to hear that. I've not heard anything good about the place across the street (Thee European Spa or whatever) and can't find any reference to the Bella Spa that was mentioned. A good massage with L2 sounds great, but the EMP scene seems pretty dead these days.

Question, do none of these Massage parlors take AA?.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;5336075]Anna passed away? Sorry to hear that. I've not heard anything good about the place across the street (Thee European Spa or whatever) and can't find any reference to the Bella Spa that was mentioned. A good massage with L2 sounds great, but the EMP scene seems pretty dead these days.[/QUOTE]Bella spa been closed for years. He was asking what the girls name.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5335893]I heard there's been a lot of busts down there as well, even before covid. What are the chances of some of the old places opening back up?[/QUOTE]Not really a lot. Last May they took down Blue, Nagoya, and some apartment spas. Outside of that its basically been Covid. I can't imagine new spas not opening up in the future. There is too much of a demand for that there.

[QUOTE=AngelBravo;5335975]I found the location in Mount Prospect, just curious on the age of Bebe. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I drove 45 minutes to try out this place today. While I waited in the parking lot, I noticed two customers go in. One came out right away. Knew this meant they were busy. Tried my luck anyway and found out there's a 40 min wait and the old lady at the door wasn't too pleasant when asked if I could book. I drove away with blue balls.

[QUOTE=GotCraving;5336631]I drove 45 minutes to try out this place today. While I waited in the parking lot, I noticed two customers go in. One came out right away. Knew this meant they were busy. Tried my luck anyway and found out there's a 40 min wait and the old lady at the door wasn't too pleasant when asked if I could book. I drove away with blue balls.[/QUOTE]LOL that one that came out right away was probably me. I asked for Bebe and they gave me Anna instead. She looked puzzled when I asked for Bebe. I don't even know if she works there and if the report was accurate. I walked out as Anna was easily in her 40's early 50's. No offense if that's your thing but just not mine. I walked out.

Visited many massage parlors in Chicago land including AMPs, EMP. What is the most luxurious massage parlor that you guys have visited? Almost like a spa but they provide undraped massage with may be some additional benefits?

Are there any good independents in Chicago city or suburbs?

Not looking for AMPs, but independents that have a good set up give a good massage, undraped with some tease and so on.

I don't know how long you guys have been hobbying but it wasn't too long ago that most of the parlors in Chinatown had girls in their 20's. I didn't even bother with reviews back then because it was much more fun just to show up and see who you get.

Now it's like a Chinese AARP convention. Some of these women were massaging people during the Reagan administration.

Luckily for me I found a young one the other day hidden in this "eclectic" hole in the wall called Star Hot Spa. She had been sleeping when I showed up because it wasn't busy. In fact, I was the first customer of the day. Jenny has a young and fit body and she is very attractive. My initial reaction was to ask her what the hell she was doing in a place like that. She's more of the type you would find at Grand or Oki hot-dicking mongers 150 dollars for a naked handy. The other girl, while not as young or as hot as Jenny, was still several standard deviations more attractive than the average Chinatown Medusa.

What I liked about the place was that it was clean inside especially the rooms and the shower and bathroom area in the back. What I also liked is that they had a brand new washer and dryer and a staging area for the towels so that I know for sure I'm getting fresh ones and not the cum stained decoration towel that some spas have, which likely hasn't been changed since the 90's.

The massage room was more like an office. There was this huge desk in there that I got to lay all my stuff on and it felt more intimate than the standard pink-walled jerkathon.

Jenny is shy but she also knows she's attractive so there is this innocent / naughty balance with her. It's honestly very alluring.

Her massage is above average and she took her time with it. Based on the meter app, we went way over because it was expired when I got back to the car. She takes direction very well and there was no annoying negotiations like with so many other places. All she said was leave me a good tip, and that's what I did.

The shower is spotless and that's important to me as I like to be clean and oil free when I leave these places because you never know where you might have to end up before going home.

All in all this was an excellent find and I have added her to my UTR rotation. Whether more is available or not is unknown. But I'm sure as hell going to find out.

Hey guys, I haven't been out in a while and was wondering if there are spots where the girls don't really care about a mask once in the room. I want to be able to have some fun and enjoy myself. I got some unexpected free time this morning and plan on going somewhere. I'd prefer the northside of the city but would travel for a big titty girl.

Thanks all.

Fellow Mongers I just got back from Florida Tampa / St Pete's and encountered a situation where some of the FS spa's are starting a "membership policy", no walk ins and appointment only having discussed this with some of my monger friends advised that some of the adds on Rub Ratings are advising of future membership here in Chicago!

This is not a trend I for one would like to see proliferate.

Just a heads up.

Happy mongering.

[QUOTE=Captain1954;5337790]Fellow Mongers I just got back from Florida Tampa / St Pete's and encountered a situation where some of the FS spa's are starting a "membership policy", no walk ins and appointment only having discussed this with some of my monger friends advised that some of the adds on Rub Ratings are advising of future membership here in Chicago!

This is not a trend I for one would like to see proliferate.

Just a heads up.

Happy mongering.[/QUOTE]Well that's all well and good.

What happens if the members only Spa gets shutdown in a Prostitution bust?

[QUOTE=Captain1954;5337790]Fellow Mongers I just got back from Florida Tampa / St Pete's and encountered a situation where some of the FS spa's are starting a "membership policy", no walk ins and appointment only having discussed this with some of my monger friends advised that some of the adds on Rub Ratings are advising of future membership here in Chicago!

This is not a trend I for one would like to see proliferate.

Just a heads up.

Happy mongering.[/QUOTE]So do you give them your information and they keep it on file? If so that's really bad.

[QUOTE=UncleNutzy;5338241]So do you give them your information and they keep it on file? If so that's really bad.[/QUOTE]It would be like those other escort validation sites where the owners keep meticulous records and ends up with a 100 count federal indictment for tax and sex crimes.

I recently tried Nancy at Belmont Spa. It was a pretty awful experience. I suggest avoiding her.

Nancy is young; has long hair; and no ass or tatas. Her service was simply awful. Non-existent massage (which I don't care much about). She cut my time by nearly 10 minutes. She haggled on the flip and was more cold than my wife. She wouldn't let me touch mutually. I felt more stressed after she was done. Just avoid her and spend your hard earned cash on someone else.

[QUOTE=RonM;5337799]Well that's all well and good.

What happens if the members only Spa gets shutdown in a Prostitution bust?[/QUOTE]Sorry I really don't know if they ask for I'd I'm out of there!!

[QUOTE=RonM;5337799]Well that's all well and good.

What happens if the members only Spa gets shutdown in a Prostitution bust?[/QUOTE]Sorry I really don't know if they ask for I'd I'm out of there!!

Has anyone tried Sarah in Logan square? Any reviews?

[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/chicago-logan-square/9806901.html[/URL]

I was driving thru the NW side, started scrolling and found this place. Requested the hh milking table service. She was not a looker, but she was thicc. Massage was actually pretty good, not rushed, and she got all the spots. Poor attempt at CBJ under the table, then finished with HJ. Nothing special to report.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/139864[/URL]

Hi all if you have any update on Hao spa please update, I am very near to this spa in Chicago, thank you all.

Do any of the places in the city take black clients? I've been looking for the longest.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5318833]4-24-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Audrey is gone.

Naomi is gone.

Amy is gone.

Maddie is gone.

Lexi is gone.

Sarah is back.

More info needed:

Sarah. Older MILF who loves sex and is a total GFE provider. Upcharge is based entirely on how much she likes you. Could use another review for more details.

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.

Review summaries:

Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.

Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the dumb question but where is CLM?

Was recently at HQ on Archer. Nothing special. In a run down neighborhood but safe with easy parking. Clean but outdated and worn interior. Passed on TS as it was right next to crapper with no tp or paper towels and looked dirty. Mt knew almost no English. Had her phone playing what seemed like a Chinese talk show which she turned off on my request. Rough massage but overall not bad but not very sensual. Would do HJ for 60 which I expected to include utc but not even otc so I countered with 50 which she declined so I went with 60 and got a lame HJ which I had to finish. Got whole hr. There are too many places in ct to recommend this place.

[QUOTE=SleepyWeb;5340540]Do any of the places in the city take black clients? I've been looking for the longest.[/QUOTE]I've never had an issue at any place in the city.

Was passing by Thursday and wanted to see the talent there. The girl that was working was Fabiola who used to work at AOL. We chatted for a minute and then I took off. She said she works Thursdays and Fridays. Her body is amazing but her attitude isn't the best at times. Hope some guys enjoy this news.

Hi all,

Saw Kelly at SXL the other day and we stared chatting. She recommended I pay Lily a visit. Apparently a Thai who works there during the week.

Anyone seen her?

Feel free to PM.

I've seen Juju and Kelly at SXL, there is another one that's always there during the week which I guess must be Lily. I've seen her too when the others weren't available.

She's older, no figure, frumpy looking body and not attractive at all. To the point where I declined the offer for any extras I just wasn't at all interested. Her English isn't good and she muttered out some prices. I think she said $140 then $100 while doing the universal symbol for handy. I declined and a few minutes later she said $50 and I still said no. Her massage was decent but last time she shorted me 20 minutes which pissed me off. I think she was mad I declined the handy.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong if I've got the wrong girl and theres a different Lily.

[QUOTE=SideTalker;5341424]Hi all,

Saw Kelly at SXL the other day and we stared chatting. She recommended I pay Lily a visit. Apparently a Thai who works there during the week.

Anyone seen her?

Feel free to PM.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PauFord;5341447]I've seen Juju and Kelly at SXL, there is another one that's always there during the week which I guess must be Lily. I've seen her too when the others weren't available.

She's older, no figure, frumpy looking body and not attractive at all. To the point where I declined the offer for any extras I just wasn't at all interested. Her English isn't good and she muttered out some prices. I think she said $140 then $100 while doing the universal symbol for handy. I declined and a few minutes later she said $50 and I still said no. Her massage was decent but last time she shorted me 20 minutes which pissed me off. I think she was mad I declined the handy.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong if I've got the wrong girl and theres a different Lily.[/QUOTE]This person you describe isn't Lilly, goes by Mandy or something right now. Not Thai. Agreed not a looker at all but if you're into rimjobs and you keep yourself clean she's really into it.

[QUOTE=VRooomBada;5341531]This person you describe isn't Lilly, goes by Mandy or something right now. Not Thai. Agreed not a looker at all but if you're into rimjobs and you keep yourself clean she's really into it.[/QUOTE]Used to be Lucy at Ruby Spa. She's your gal if you like it rough and ready with jackhammer deep throat and all that. There was a Thai girl who worked one day a week and another Chinese girl named Nancy who gave me L1 with a little peek-a-boo of her flat chest.